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We found him ladies! The PERFECT date. How can this guy have a tough time meeting women?

Get a jump start on the other theatergoers by watching the first 7 minutes of Speed Racer here.

This guy has to be the unluckiest bridge jumper in the history of the universe.

An annoying kid runs through a marching band in the middle of a performance... so the tuba player gets revenge.

One big reason that mascots should walk where they need to go!

While waiting to come back on live TV during a story, a Chicago news reporter is witness to a car accident. She recovers like a pro to finish her story but her reaction to the crash is priceless!

If you blinked you might have missed it but we caught this crash during a BMX demonstration on the Today Show.

You know those Windex commercials with the birds? This is even better!

Tannrr's rock minute, brought to you by the college of rock knowledge...

The paparazzi's job is obviously to take shots of celebs but these videos show celebs taking a shot right back at them!

An experimental powder helped Lee Spievack regrow half an inch of his finger after it was sliced off by a model airplane propeller.

UPDATE: The Duct Tape Bandit changes his plea to guilty... you do the math, baby!

Learn more about your favorite feline with the engineer's guide to cats.

You only need to hear a second or two of these ads to be "Whisked" away to the 70's.

Tannrr and his giant smilie present this Friday's Rock Minute.

Amazing race along Deadman's Road in California... be sure to watch to the very end.

The show's host faints on live TV and no one even gets up to help!

What happens when you leave paper alone....

The rumor is that there is this Marilyn Monroe sex tape that sold for 1.5 million recently. We got our hands on a short clip but we can't tell if it's really her, look and decide for yourself.

If you are in the same eating club as Bill then you'll be drooling over this documentary.

Watch these commercials featuring celebrities before they made it big. I think it's safe to say that none of these helped catapult them into stardom.

Bill gives his best attempt at trying to break the Guinness World Record of blowing out more than 117 birthday candles in a single breath.

The earthquake rocked southern Illinois this morning but Tannrr has another type of rock on his mind.

Watch as Corpsman Dave blends up a yummy health shake under the instruction of Beth's friend who has not eaten sugar in 25 years. Not for those with a weak stomach!

Time-lapse footage of a guy stuck in an elevator for 41 hours on his way back to work after a cigarette break.

The season is upon us and in honor of this high school rite of passage we have home video of Beth's freshman prom. Notice how the white tux matches Beth's dress and the car... and the fatherly escort!

Tannrr's weekly update. Sorry ladies, no makeup tips included.

We know it sounds lame, but this is actually pretty cool. Take a look at this amazing video.

Celebs reaching out.... It's not just Idol Gives Back that brings out the best in celebrities, here's a special report on Avril's big heart.

Our morning interview was foiled when the man we were supposed to talk to admitted his guilt.

The season is upon us and in honor of this high school rite of passage we have home video of Beth's freshman prom. Notice how the white tux matches Beth's dress and the car... and the fatherly escort!

The annual Weiner Dog Races were held this weekend and we have a two time champion!

People falling is always funny but watching people fall in to water for a fake waterbed test is even better!

These game show contestants get caught up in the moment and blurt out their best answer... and still win! Check out the Price Is Right "Hole In One" game footage about 1 minute in...

Tannrr's Rock Minute for this Friday... back to solo.

If you're gonna shoplift a VCR be sure you wear a giant muumuu and face the camera!

Baseball season is here... let's celebrate by listening to the best renditions of "Take Me Out To The Ball Game" as sung by celebrities!

This Russian tennis player takes his frustration out on his tennis
racket... and his head!

What happens if you morph Tattoo from Fantasy Island with Neil Peart (the drummer from Rush)? You get this guy!

This week Tannrr's rock minute is really 4 1/2 minutes and we get our first look at aerobroken... who may have come straight from the beach?

You'll eat a muffin, you'll eat it and like it!

It's death metal puppy!

Once again we bring you Tannrr's Rock Minute... and his shirt!

Rob Davison scores from 197ft on Vesa Toskala... and makes it look easy!

The Easter Bunny rap!

Rob Davison scores from 197ft on Vesa Toskala... and makes it look easy!

By popular request the dancing inmates have now released Soulja Boy for your enjoyment.

Finally the paparrazzi gets what's coming. Watch as Nicole Kidman's bodyguard goes nuts on this photographer! (Not safe for work or kids... lots of language in this one!)

St. Patrick's Day... it's the new Christmas.

Corpsman Dave needs to take a lesson from this guy. Here's the REAL way to do a sledding video.

Our new weekly feature... live from Tannrr's mom's basement!

We're not sure what "Steven" did to make this young lady so upset but it was probably pretty bad. Think how great the make-up sex is gonna be though!!

Can this be real? Elizabeth Barrett is only 17 months old but she already reads like a pro!

Can you feel feel the love and respect between these two?

The dinosaurs were at the iWireless Center this weekend. Want to know how they make them walk? Take a look at this.

This is a funny incident from the now-defunct The New Tom Green Show. Tom Invites Jackyl singer and lead chainsaw player Jesse James Dupree to play on his show. Watch with delight as Dupree does to Tom what he'd been doing to everyone in the entertainment business up until that point. And Tom is PISSED.

A Missouri couple recently started their new life together... as the living dead! Check out their zombie wedding or visit their horror film website.

Look out American Idol, this toddler does a mean Hey Jude!

An Australian tennis club has banned a 9-year old girl because she grunts while playing tennis.

A man gets insulted when he tries to buy a Dell computer.

Check out the Army's experimental unmanned vehicle... The Crusher!

If you need a refresher on the Star Wars movies this 3-year old girl explains the plot for you.

David Lee Roth auditions for American Idol! Surprisingly, he makes it to Hollywood. Dawg.

Kyle Kendrick thought he was traded to a Japanese team.... and he doesn't even like sushi!

Nick's slurred speech and a tounge-tied interviewer make for a great video.

The hidden jungle gym that everyone owns...

A YouTube video showing some not so commendable behavior got a Baltimore cop suspended after he took down a 14 year old skateboarder.

Anchor Margaret Johnson takes a cell phone call in the middle of the noon show on WXII TV.

Zednik takes a skate to the neck over the weekend. Watch footage from the game.

Two a-holes workout with a trainer.

It's Michaels on a good day... Chris Berman goes crazy! Warning: Chris has a bit of sassy language to share

Both Dwyer and Michaels got to take a few shots in the Guns 'N' Roses competition and the good news is that none of us is in any danger when they have their finger on the trigger.

Guys, you've got less than a week to find that perfect Valentine's Day gift for your special lady. You've seen it before but take notes, cause this video will explain what NOT to get.

How can Mrs. Obama help run the country when she can't help a blind guy up the stairs?

Sometimes it's hard to remember the words after two decades right? Blooper starts at about 3:00 in.

No introduction needed, it's David Blaine: Street Magic Part 3.

Relive your favorite commercial moments from Super Bowl XLII right here!

Most people know Tom Brady as the starting QB for the New England Patriots... but did you also know he was a former cast member of The Brady Bunch?

People Are Strange... and this prank is even stranger!

Everywhere we look...kids gotta rock!

Need another distraction at work? Well we've found it! Check out how the gal in pink has to literally hang on to the counter while she's takling about how great it is!

Okay, they've got a commercial, a website, and an order number but can this really be legit?

Here is your spider... here is your spider on drugs! Any questions?

Watch as this Jack Sparrow wannabe tries his best to break in to this coffee shop.

When asked about the idea of another marriage Liz goes a little loony....

Strangely reminiscent of Dwyer's childhood visit to the circus, watch as this lion (aptly named Judge Judy) urinates on this reporter.

Normally when we refer to a funny 15 seconds, we're talking about sex with Michaels, but this is better, and funnier...

Turns out the Oregon drunk driver busted with an astounding .55 blood alcohol content has previously spent time in the spotlight.

Still contemplating that New Year's resolution? This song will help put it all in perspective!

A doughnut shop employee fought off a thief by hitting him repeatedly on the head with a mug - not because he was worried about the money, but because he didn't want to look like a loser if the video was put on the internet.

Corpsman Dave's four-city weekend sledding adventure gone wild!

How kids find out who Santa really is....

The trailer for the upcoming Speed Racer movie has been released, see it here!

Janice Dickinson's own take on the 12 Days of Christmas.

Wanna see the coolest Christmas light display in Iowa? Check out Jim Peachee's computerized, synchronized lights in Northwest Davenport.

This guy is so limber he actually kicks himself in the face while dancing.... priceless!

Evel Knievel left this world on Friday. Relive his best crashes in these videos.

The Gibbs Brothers Band were in the studio with us. Check out their music and find out when they will be in the area.

Kent French has developed his own technique for clapping which has earned him a place in the Guinness Book of World Records for 721 claps in 60 seconds!

Bloopers are even funnier when it's muppets who make them!

What really happens when you leave the room....

How the first Thanksgiving really happened....

We don't know what she's saying, but it's probably Japanese for "Pretty soon you'll be able to fold up your big screen and take it with you".

Watch as this dentist looses his freakin' mind after someone blocks his parking space. Caught on film by WCBS-TV.

Pet and owner have magically changed roles in this driving video!

It would appear that Lisa Esterman made a miraculous recovery from a lightning strike... until you see her in her hospital bed. Shocking!


This guy is so focused on filling up the gas can he misses something kind of important happening right behind him!


Mind if I butt in? One more reason not the have a huge window behind you on a live news show!


See what happens when you leave an "honor bowl" of candy out on Halloween. Watch for the kid in the vampire costume.


Watch as this pumpkin carves itself!


With 2 seconds left in the game the Trinity Tigers make 15 lateral passes to victory.


This morning Nathan Allen came to the station and taught Michaels how to spit fire. Watch the video!


D&M found this salute to the military pretty touching.


During Dancing With The Stars, Marie Osmond faints while waiting for the scores of her routine. Upon waking after the commercial break, she says that sometimes that happens when she forgets to breathe. Stars, they're just like us!


Both cool and depressing at the same time... The General Lee and Starsky's Gran Torino head to head. Agonizingly slow. No wonder James bond got all the cool girls...


It took Dwyer 1:13 to burn through a tire on Saturday, Oct 20th during the Get Tough Tire Challenge held at Duck Creek Tire.


Change your 'tude. Here's the video Michaels thinks everybody needs to watch.


Sweeping the Nation... it's the Crazy Dance!


Watch as this Philadelphia television anchor "muffs" this segment!


This morning we talked to Mitch Penneau who faught off an attacker in his restaurant.


Most bird owners feel lucky if they have a talking parrot... but what about one that can sing and dance?


Starting back in 1951, a scream was recorded for an old western movie. Since then, it's been used repeatedly in over 100 movies. No doubt, it's been featured in one of your favorite movies. Check it out.


Stacy Hedger plays trumpet to the Star Wars theme for her talent... did we mention she may be tone deaf?


Russ Byars is the new world record holder for skipping a stone 51 times. Check out the videos.


Here's one you haven't seen at the local car shows.... the disappearing door!


It's a 7 hour drive north but if you don't want to make the road trip check out this spooky video that captured the Paulding Light.


What a joke this campaign must've been. Don't copy your games 'cause the programmers won't know to make more?? Then the computer age will die off!? Wonderful.


The owners of a restaurant were flying a Mexican flag illegally and a US Veteran cut it down. Watch the news story and brush up on the rules for flying the flag.


Last night during the Fox Reality Awards show Johnny Fairplay thought it would be fun to jump on Danny Bonaduce. The result? A number of broken teeth for the former Survivor contestant and a great faceplant for us to watch.


It's Tillman the skateboarding dog!


If you've been to a Hawkeye game you've probably met Chucky in the food stands... if not you'll hear him on the show this morning!


Watch a Swedish host vomit on live TV plus a crazy dancing guy and a reporter almost gets her microphone stolen on a New York street.


We talked to DaVido this morning about Starbucks rejecting his song. Watch the Rejection Tour video here!


The top five taser videos!


Gerry Phillips was on the show this morning performing his unusual talent.


This video is perfect if you've been wondering what to do with all those empty beer bottles that are laying around the house.


If you grew up in the 70's and 80's you probably remember this old commercial for Fig Newtons. Jimmy Harder played the Big Fig and he's alive and well living in Cape Cod. Watch the video (hit it, Hal).


This guy was waiting for his video story to finish, but he didn't realize that the clip he introduced never played, leaving him on-air the entire time...


Instead of answering reporter comments OJ whistles If I Only Had A Brain while walking out to his waiting limo.


Greatest DUI caught on video ever!


"You get the best barrels ever, dude. You drop in and get pitted... so pitted." You know what he means, right?


She's either possesed or was allowed to watch way too many music videos!


The redneck amusement park... If you've ever wanted to be a human slingshot then this is the ride for you!


Halloween will be here sooner than you think so we have a few horror movie clips to start off the season! Plus cast your vote for the original or the remake of Halloween!


The ultimate prank was pulled on Darby during one of their games.


One more video to prove that watching people fall is hilarious!


Is this legal? Check out the video and see what you think.


Here's 4 minutes of your life you can't get back however, you'll feel much better knowing that the producers of this video wasted MONTHS of their lives making it!


In the winner's circle it's Hoof Hearted... Who Farted? I guess it's all in how you say it!


Ever see a deer jump over a speeding motorcycle?


Dorkasaurus had an accident this week and that got us talking about other crashes, none were as sad as this video sent in by a listener though.


Stacey Stewart is missing her lower arms and legs but that didn't stop her from bowhunting at Sunrize Acres and snagging a wild Russian Boar.


One pole dancing lesson you don't want to end.


18 smuggled luxury cars were recently destroyed, much to Dwyer's dismay.


Dustin Eglseder of Cedar Rapids lost his playing arm to bone cancer but he hasn't lost his voice. Thanks to everyone who voted him in the "Ultimate 7th Inning Stretch Competition".


These three kids can play guitar like nobody's business!

Reporter Jay Warren can't contain his laughter as he talks about three people who died in a fiery car wreck.

The best episode of The Swan that you never saw....

Brazilian reporter gets an electric shock on live TV while talking about grape varieties.

If you've ever wondered what would happen if one of those extreme skateboarder dudes crashed & burned from 50 feet in the air, this is the video for you! Watch skateboarder Jake Brown land an incredible 720 and then...

Producer Merry Miller does her first ever TV satellite interview and everything that could go wrong does... on live TV!

Dave Enns from America's Got Talent is at the Mississippi Valley Fair this week and he came in for a little game of name that tune in the studio this morning.

It's the newest way to carve a pumpkin... have your dog do it. Watch how this collie tears apart a giant pumpkin in just minutes.

Beyonce takes a dive head first down the stairs while performing on stage... ouch!

One more reason why Dwyer only has a gym membership so he can use the bathroom there...

The driving skills in this video are crazy to begin with, but check out the tire change on 2 wheels!

Finally Dwyer and Michaels bring you a reason to watch the Tour! Steroids can't help when a dog jets out into your path. Watch this guy flip over the handlebars. Weeee!

Phil Hansen is an artist but not like any you've seen before! Watch this video of how he paints Bruce Lee.

Nothing starts your week better than laughing at crazy animals...

Usually fights take place inside the ring, but not today. Be sure to listen for Michaels' favorite part at about 6:34 left in the video.

If you want to be sure which direction your fireworks are shooting this 4th of July then make sure your dog is on a leash!

Most of your better Chinese fireworks come with instructions that say, "light fuse and get away" this particular model's instructions were, "light fuse and place near the least-impressive feature of your body..." Check.

It's so wrong that it's funny and if you listen close you can hear Michaels in the background at the end....

If you want some protection for your boys check out how the Nutty Buddy holds up against a pitching machine. Also interesting how this guy gets about as worked up as Howard Dean during his campaign...

Mark Goffeney has more talent in his two feet than some people have in their entire body.

Awesome video of a water balloon being popped in super slow motion.

Before you lift off it's a good idea to make sure your doors are firmly bolted on....

Think women can't park cars? This video will change your mind!

Chris Matthews has been caught saying sassy words on the air a few times lately. Here's a montage of some recent clips.

Everybody knows that Stevie Wonder can write songs, play keyboards and sing... but check out his drum solo in this video.

In Cleveland, Kenny Crumpton is known mostly for his reporting but now thanks to his co-hosts he is known for a musical talent that probably shouldn't be mentioned on-air.

What every man wants in bed. A must for every man... but send the kids away before you watch this video!

Don't try this at home kids... this guy catches his glasses using only his face!

And during your off-time, blow off a little steam! Check out the air some of our boys in the service get with a HUM-VEE.

Reno Silver Sox Announcer Mike Murray got booted after he played a tape of Bob Uecker's "Major League" movie line...see how Mike 'got hosed'.

This Bugatti has over 1000...yes, THOUSAND horses pushing it over 250mph. What we wonder is if your IPass would still work?

A family in Massachusetts found an uninvited guest in their pool recently... a cow!

The Illinois river near Peoria has become filled with Jumping Asian Carp – fish that can leap up to 10 feet out of the water! Take a look.

Remember how difficult it was just trying to draw even a circle on an Etch-A-Sketch? Well, George Vlosich III has mastered that and much more - check out his work!

It's the morning show diving challenge! Each of us was given the opportunity to pull off ONE dive. Who did the best? Take a look.

A listener sent us this video that they took on Beale Street in Memphis. Count how many backflips this guy does!

Kevlar? You don't need no stinking kevlar!Not when you've got Kleenex! A Japanese TV show has figured out that it takes 2,353 pieces of Kleenex to stop a bullet. Check it out.

Find out how to make the water and whiskey change places in this neat bar trick.

We've had this video on the site before but we just had to put it back up after a listener reminded us how hilarious it is!

With any luck, this 4th of July the United States will finally reclaim the hot dog eating championship thanks to Joey Chestnut. He recently beat Kobayashi's record of 53 hot dogs and buns in 12 minutes. Watch Joey snarf down 59.5 in 12 minutes!

Minor league Braves manager goes major league nuts!

If you didn't get enough bad weather last Friday then this tornado footage will freak your crap out!

Watch in amazement as this cat squeezes inside this little goldfish bowl!

In honor of Smokey and the Bandit's 30th anniversary, here are 18 minutes of some of the great Buford T. Justice (Jackie Gleason) scenes.

You'd think QVC hosts Dave and Shawn would've been tipped off when the caller said "I live in a shoebox". Fortunately they kept him on the air!

Miss USA Rachel Smith is "bowled over" by the level of competition in this year's Miss Universe Pageant. Really, she literally falls down during her introduction.

Low cherry picker + tall bus = bad news!

This suspect on a bike just won't stop... and by "bike" we mean bicycle!

This morning we talked to Tony Wright who is trying to break the record for world sleep deprivation record and he's got less than a day to go!

God Bless Mister Rogers, even he made mistakes. Like remember the time he put the wrong tape into "Picture Picture"?

In this video clip there are 100 movies each with a quote containing a number. Think you know movies? Answers are now posted.

The trailer for next year's Rambo IV is already out and it looks like the best part of the movie is shown in the trailer. Go to about the 2 minute mark and see him punch a guy's head clean off!

The new Wembley Stadium is open... let's party!

The name of the game is Ball Buster... go ahead, break your dad's ball. Fun for children!

Since we're perfect and NEVER make mistakes, we always like to laugh when other people do. Check out these live news bloopers!

These movie scenes will amaze you with their extreme talent and technology!

In honor of Bob Barker's upcoming retirement we wanted to share some of our favorite clips from The Price Is Right!

The version of My Generation that you've never heard! This band is taking the web by storm and their average age is 78 years old!

These kids aren't even 10 years old yet but check out how they play!

Even if he tried, this guy could never do this twice.

Michael Wiley has one leg and NO arms but he drives like a maniac... obvious by the 45 times he has been pulled over!

A lesson to all of us before our weekend plans...

Ever wonder what Space Mountain looks like with the lights on? Take a look at these videos.

A fiery crash at a Japanese motorsport event... be sure to check out the excellent medical attention these guys get towards the end.

Think your friends are funny when they've had a few drinks? How about a drunk squirrel?

The Prez Gets Jiggy With It... or at least he tries to during an African dance on Malaria Awareness Day.

When your audio engineer turns on the wrong mic and the anchor can't be heard, a bunch of F-bombs usually fixes it. (Warning: Needless to say this video clip has profanity in it!)

Your game will never be the same after you watch this instructional clip!!

Not only did this Red Sox fan get drenched with his own drink when trying to catch a foul ball, but he also got a huge slice of pizza to the back of the head!

David Blaine is at it again and he's tormenting the very same guys! What the F?

Beth & Dwyer are both fans of beef jerky but unlike these guys they prefer to eat it in the safety of the studio!

This morning we talked to Jamal Albarghouti who captured a video on his cell phone during the shooting.

The classic Schwetty Balls segment on SNL's Delicious Dish.

This dad thought up a new way to pull his daughter's loose tooth.

Michaels is pretty sure that if you've ever been to a concert that you've had to sit next to this guy.

Be sure to watch this educational video about the dangers of drinking and driving before you attend Prom From Hell! Plus plenty more educational films!

Hear what this 3 year old says she'll do to any monsters that try to get her!

Our tribute to the last few episodes of the Sopranos... watch every single Soprano whacking in chronological order! (video contains blood, gore and profanity so please be prepared! Not suitable for children!)

Here's video of a 101-year old fan and the Mayor of Cincinnati each throwing the first pitch, you decide who did a better job!
Mayor's Pitch     101-year old

Weatherman puts a news anchor to sleep with his weather forecast.

Hilarious video of a fight at a pee wee hockey match.

Here's the story of Michael Larson, who figured out a way to cheat on the game show Press Your Luck.