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Lauren Johnson is a 12-year old girl from Virginia who can't stop sneezing.

The news van from Altanta's WSB-TV drove under the power lines with the mast up... and survived!

As most of you know, Twilight New Moon premiered at midnight last night. What you might not know is that Three Wolf Moon is also in theaters.

Tired of always seeing those annoying Cash for Gold or Snuggie commercials? Check out some of the best!

Texas Officer Keith Urban is turned into a kitty playground during a traffic stop.

A turkey holds a police office hostage in his squad car.

A monk in Italy is retiring from being the lead singer of a heavy metal band in order to resist temptation from the devil.

It's what you've all been waiting for... the trailer for a documentary about crazy cat ladies. Bonus if you spot the Snuggie in the video!

During their Madrid concert a fan jumped on to the revolving stage and was able to make 2 rounds before the security guards caught him!

It's Gary Coleman, the world's greatest security guard.
(Language warning!)

Hot blonde twins get into a fight during a break at an audition, but they didn't realize the camera was still rolling!

Visitors to the National Zoo in Washington got more than they bargained for when a deer jumped into the lions' enclosure on Sunday.

Punching, kicking, hair-pulling... what's a girl gotta do to get a red card?

Always set your parking brake!

The commercials you love to hate... just in time for one of their annoying themes to get stuck in your head for the weekend!

Former USC basketball head coach Tim Floyd breaks up a catfight at a casino.

Poker Face as performed by Christopher Walken....

A whole new meaning to drinking and drving.... A forklift brings down tons of stock in a Vodka warehouse!

Ever wonder what happens when a Hawkeye fan walks down the streets of Madison before a game? Find out in this video!

After 15 years and 1.5 million toothpicks Terry Woodling has finished this life-size stagecoach.

To make Dwyer feel just a little better about his old man driving moment yesterday we are posting these awful parking videos.

From the makers of The Red House commercial.... this one is for mobile home liquidators.

Long before U2 became international superstars... Bono was still an arrogant ass.

Dwyer has been reading the 9/11 Commission Report. In a rare serious moment he really recommends that every listener should read it and review again the 102 minutes that changed America.

Sean Murphy of Lansing, MI successfully broke a world record last week after keeping 16 Madagascar hissing cockroaches in his mouth for 10 seconds.

What's the difference between Rev. Al Sharpton and Rev. Jesse Jackson? Apparently not much according to Contessa Brewer of MSNBC!

Can they really do that?

XXXXXXX. Scottie Roberson loves his vanity license plate but it's gotten him over $19,000 in fines....

Vanilla Ice returns to his roots in this Castle Lite beer commercial.

We all know how important the strap is on the Wii remote but we also recommend making sure your tennis racket is securely fastened before taking a swing!

Since Beth can't find a Zhu Zhu Pet for Frank she is going to try to train him like the cats in Gregory Popovich's show.

Laura Geraghty suffered a massive heart attack last April and was technically dead. 43 minutes and 21 defibrillator shocks later her heart started beating again and now she talks about her experience.

What not to do on a one night stand....

Our friends Sarah and Sarah made the ABC news showing their work with the girls from the Sparkle Effect, including some words from the lovely Katie Dwyer!

Can't find the perfect costume, ladies? Check out this place! (NSFW - this guy swears like a sailor!)

A lady rolled up to an Ohio store in a stretch Hummer limo and announced that she'd won the lottery and she was buying for everyone! Yeah...that turned out to be a lie.

These people are in trouble for splashing kids at a bus stop.

Capt. Lou Albano, who passed away Wednesday at 76, was one of the most recognizable and over-the-top characters in the business during his heyday in the WWWF and WWF in the ’70s and ’80s.

Ned Bruha is the Skunk Whisper and rescuer of many other critters in the northeastern Oklahoma area.

Guy Sitzman's home has been broken into four times since September 20th. The last time he took matters into his own hands!

Brenda Hughes says she didn't throw boric acid on her neighbor and to prove it she eats some and rubs it in her hair. We're not sure what doing that actually proves but it sure makes an entertaining video!

A giant Panda doesn't seem so cute when it's ripping the jacket right off your back!

If you're looking for a good Halloween prank check out this video.

A deer crashed through a hair salon in Pennsylvania. Obviously the deer did not see the sign that said "no walk-ins".

Leslie is a woman of sizable talents....

Runner faceplants only feet in front of the finish line.

Doctor John D. Clarke was the winner in the contest to create a music video for flu prevention.

Goose found this 80's video dating montage.... who wouldn't want to date these guys?

The news anchor can't stop laughing when this model falls twice!

During a Florida drug raid the members of the task team got a little distracted by the suspect's Wii bowling game.

56 Year Old Virgin. If you're gonna speak at a city council meeting make sure you follow the correct day's agenda.

A jet ski ramped right over the edge of the pool during the H2X show.

Beth shows off the latest fashions from Biker Britches out at Blueport Junction.

Sam Seide built a mini arcade game for his son! He does have the high score on it though....

This is why your mom always wanted you to have on clean underwear. God forbid you wind up on the internet wearing dirty undies... you'd look like a fool!

Calm down 'roid girl! Serena Williams busts her racket on the court like it's nothing and then goes off on the lineswoman during the 2009 US Open.

If you've ever wished that all the actors in classic black & white flicks could be replaced by bikini models then this video is for you!

He's a maniac, maniac on the floor... and he's dancing like he never danced before!

A little insight into why Kanye West makes Mike Myers so nervous.

Dwyer's favorite piece of automotive news.... a 356 hp concept diesel-hybrid that gets 62 mpg and still looks hot doing it!

This kid is gonna ace drivers ed in about 12 years!

A bee stings a reporter causing numerous F-bombs. As a bonus, his name is... Rod Wood.

Awful local commercials starring NFL players.

The news never fails... to entertain us!

If you are tired of listening to Cubs fans then this is the song for you! Now with Ringtone!

A woman caught her crazy neighbor beating the hell out of her lawnmower.

Dash cam footage shows a stolen 32-foot Boston Whaler as it flips off the trailer onto the highway.

During an Adopt-A-Pet segment a blonde news anchor gets a major licking from one of the wild pups.

This fight happened at Regency Trailer Court in Iowa City, and is apparently related to issues with the DNR...

During the Bournemouth Air Festival (the UK's largest aviation festival) they tried to set the world record for the most fireworks at one time... we are not impressed.

We're are shocked and saddened at the loss of some of our radio brethren. Nancy Grace reports.

Ever wonder if those knives the magicians use for tricks are actually sharp? Yep, they are!

9 Stupidest Products
The title says it all...

In honor of Beth's mom getting a warning for driving on the wrong side of the road here is a reenactment of what happened before the cop showed up...

Goose learns about the many uses of camo from the boys at Gander Mountain.

Can this be real? Dwyer says no way - it's obviously fake; Michaels says it's totally real - people don't just make stuff up and post it on the internet. You decide.

John Hughes has passed away from a heart attack at 59. Here are a few scenes from some of his best known films.

Steven Tyler was rushed to the hospital last night after falling from the stage during the group's performance of "Love In an Elevator".

You know them, you love them. But some of them have more talent than others!

It's just a cute mouse talking gibberish right? Think again...

Little boys get all the action!

Those mics pick up everything, don't they!

Barney teaches these poor kids how to brush their teeth with invisible toothbrushes and it is just not right.

Mom tries out a dirt bike and runs into granny.

This gal has the solutions to all of California's problems.

Warning: watching this video may cause brain damage.

After seeing this amusement park commercial, hair replacement wearer Dennis Murphy decided to put the roller coaster to the test.

A survey taker finds out which kind of holes people prefer.

Initially this was thought to be a banned commercial from Germany, that is not the case. It was a "spec video" shot by a guy who works for an ad agency.

Apparently they had some camera trouble on the Today Show 'cause we got a sneak peek behind the scenes.

At about 45 mph, the Tour De France heads down a steep mountain... oh, OW! Someone should really check on this guy!

Buzz Aldrin was confronted about the landing on the moon being faked and he uses his fists to explain things.

Have you always wanted one of those eject buttons like you see in the movies? Check out this couch!

This woman is so mad that her car is about to be towed that she just drives away... with the tow truck still attached!

A never before released video has surfaced of Michael Jackson's hair catching fire during the filming of a 1984 Pepsi commercial.

Beth found this filth and she made us put it up on the site. Something about beavers, we really don't know...

Last week we talked to the guy who got the tattoo of the Tasmanian Devil flipping the bird "twice with both hands" now we have the video Brock Lesnar doing the same thing right at the beginning of the clip.

Skate baby skate!

That 77 year old water skiing grandma we interviewed gave Michaels some tips on water skiing with one ski and he pulled it off... for about 18.5 seconds!

77 year-old Avola Fitzwater goes water skiing every week with her husband behind the wheel of the boat that pulls her!

A seemingly empty van moves around the parking lot.

8th grader Aaron Shutway does a flip and an amazing basket caught on camera.

Another As Seen On TV product, this one for the boobies!

A quick thinking older brother caught a sibling's complete meltdown on video after his parents canceled his World of Warcraft account.

We had Horizon in the studio this morning to help us give away tickets to the Quad City Air Show this weekend.

Paramedic Maurice White Jr. was put in a choke hold by a police officer that pulled over his ambulance.

An amazing football toss at the Pittsburgh Penguins Stanley Cup Parade.

Real or staged? Watch this crane drop video and see what you think!

What former Quad City news anchor now stars in a butt wiper infomercial? Click here to find out!

Tim Sylvia was in studio with us this morning to talk about his upcoming fight with Ray Mercer.

A former Davenport man has converted his car from gas to electric.

A couple days ago we posted a taser video where the guy got away. This video shows how it SHOULD be done!

This guy gives the cops an earful of religious gibberish before they try to taser him into submission... and then he gets away anyway!

Real or staged? Watch this crane drop video and see what you think!

If you missed the MTV Movie Awards on Sunday night don't worry... we've got the two best moments right here for you!

A reporter was forcibly removed from the press area near Air Force One just 10 minutes before Obama arrived to board the plane.

Two year old Keith O'Dell Jr is a pool prodigy. Just watch this little guy put 'em away!

It's a kids birthday wish gone wrong... (Language at the end is Not Safe For Work!)

These 5 police officers were dismissed after video of this 2008 chase surfaced.

So we've got the Dorkasaurus replacement, now just wait until we try THIS with it!

While filming a car chase scene in the upcoming Nicolas Cage flick "The Sorcerer's Apprentice" a stunt driver crashed a Ferrari.

Rick Ankiel leaves the game on a stretcher after he slams into a wall head-first. The good news? He did make the catch and he's gonna be "alright".

Video from inside the collapse of the Dallas Cowboys Practice Facility.

So this woman loves tofu... what's the big deal?

Another commercial that seems fake but isn't. Toby Jones will store anything for $10.99. Plus he offers BBQ and foot massaging services.

The winner of the 2009 Wacky Warning Label contest has been announced!

Tony doesn't realize that his mic is on before his live interview so we get to hear what's really on his mind.

Onboard video shows a bus driver texting on his cell phone before plowing right into the cars in front of him.

Andrea Wachner wasn't really excited about going to her high school reunion so she decided to send a stripper instead.

The 1976 Swine Flu Propaganda ads urge you to get a shot of protection.

The Red House... where black people and white people buy furniture. And Hispanic people too.

We were going to make Corpsman Dave try this but since this video is already online we let him off the hook.

A video of an elementary school chorus class at PS22 in New York is making the rounds on the Internet. Here they are singing "Eye Of The Tiger".

This is the video that Dwyer mentioned of newly picked Chicago Bear Jarron Gilbert jumping out of a pool.

During the Coachella Music Fest a guy dressed as a wizard decided his costume was a little too scratchy so he took it off and refused to get dressed again.

This grocery store has meat so fresh that it's still running around the store!

22 year old pilot Kyle Davis had to make an emergency landing on a highway when the engine of his plane failed.

There was breaking news at KARK 4 in Little Rock over the weekend. Anchors Pete Thompson and Courtney Collins became engaged.... on live TV!

A 9 year old volcalist along with other pre-teen musicians performs "Separate Ways".

A thousand-frame-per-second camera captures amazing slow motion footage of people sneezing.

These are the food commercials that we were talking about this morning that are just not quite right...

Have you been working out?

If you've ever had trouble understanding Joe Cocker's lyrics, here's a video that solves the mystery! Try not to laugh at this.

This lady had to be off her rocker, around the 2:50 minutes into the video she gets out to taunt the cops and then jumps right back into her vehicle at full speed!

A guest on Glenn Beck's Fox News show Monday afternoon fainted live on the air.

A woman faints while being interviewed on the beach, plus even more fainting videos!

A field reporter from San Diego Living is out doing live shots from community locations and today he is building a bear, but his technique is... interesting to say the least.

A woman at a zoo in Germany decides to feed herself to the polar bears... and then she changes her mind!

This gardener has a few surprises growing around the property.

Freshly tanned and ready to rock, Corpman Dave gives it his all at the Mega Tan... er, Mega Fault auditions.

Billy Bob Thornton is a complete jerk when he and his band The Boxmasters are interviewed on Q TV.

Jack has a fetish... like other cats he goes prowling at night but what he brings back are items of clothing that he collects around the neighborhood!

Save time and money by combining your two favorite "as seen on TV" products.

Okay... so you thought the Quattro TrimStyle commercial was less than subtle? Check out the version they're showing in the UK. Bonus: the jingle is called "Mow the Lawn."

See what the Easter Bunny does the other 364 days of the year...

The Iowa State Pool Championships are going on this weekend in Davenport and Corpsman Dave challenged one of the ladies to a game of strip pool. Guess who won?

Is it a legit hit or did they fake it? Study this video and see what you think! (sassy language warning)

Someone got a little creative with the names during the live birthday read at this new station!

Check out these videos from last weekends Monster Jam in Las Vegas.

Some people on a San Diego highway got a little free gas money when a vehicle being chased by the cops started tossing cash out the windows.

This commercial doesn't say exactly what's special about this razor until the very end but if you watch the bushes you can figure it out!

Funny prank on a street corner.

We warned you on the air and we are warning you now... this is completely disgusting!

Three Des Moines DJs got fired after a profanity-laced argument accidentally went out over the airwaves during the commercal break. (If you haven't guessed, this is NOT safe for work!)

Alex Fischbach of Morrison, IL entered the Smithsonian singing contest. With your help he could sing at the flag dedication and also at the Baltimore Orioles game.

After teaching his wife about handguns this man decides to have a little fun with some leftover firecrackers.

Here's the guy on Love Connection with the unfortunate name.

Water contaminated with natural gas looks pretty cool but it has Amee Ellsworth and her family on edge hoping that nothing else goes up in flames.

Corpsman Dave finally got to party on his Spring Break trip, check out the video he just sent!

This woman is so bad at parking that the man waiting gets out and does it for her...

Joaquin Phoenix shows up 4 hours late for his gig, sings just one song and then jumps off the stage to attack an audience member... totally normal right??

A heated argument broke out between Hulk Hogan and his estranged wife's attorney Thursday in Florida at their divorce hearing.

Can someone really ship themself from New York to Las Vegas in a box with hidden cameras? Take a look!

This turtle got busy with a shoe when his owners wouldn't get him a girlfriend....

A city council meeting is interupted when a group of Cub Scouts on a field trip break out their iFart apps.

Romanian police are looking for a truck driver who shot a video of himself dancing behind the wheel while driving.

This has got to be the best accomplishment ever for a couple of slackers!

What happened? What happened was you made Barack Obama angry!

Is this Brady Street's greatest hits? Check out this video of trucks taking on this railroad bridge and losing every time!
Update: we found the location!

If you've seen this commercial you know this guy can't do this all day so watch this parody!

Here's video of the convict who got smart-mouthed with the judge at his sentencing hearing. Kinda reminds us of John Bender in that scene from "The Breakfast Club."

Bill decided to see how many people would help him if he passed out on the beach. Watch and see....

Learn how to make your very own confetti cannon!

While we were on vacation listener Nate sent us an update from Cedar Rapids. On Saturday Feb 28th they had a building implosion at the old Family Practice Building on the Mercy Medical Center campus.

It's the moment you’ve been waiting for... when Mr Skin unveils the winners of his 10th annual Anatomy Awards!

A HUGE fight broke out during a high school basketball tournament in Montgomery, Alabama, involving both players and fans!

We gave away a pair of Smittens to one of our listeners on Friday before Valentine's Day and this is the video of her husband's reaction to opening them.

Weatherman Erik Maitland goes from goes from a simple live weather forecast on the opening day of the Mississippi Valley Fair to reporting breaking news.

Preliminary reports by Williamson County officials thought that a small aircraft went down, but officials now say it's likely just space debris from two satellites crashing.

Hilarious... watch what happens when people go to check on what they think is an abandoned baby.

Remember 7 year old David after his visit to the dentist? Well, this is David 20 years later after his visit to the divorce lawyer.

If you missed Letterman's interview with Joaquin Phoenix last night you will want to watch this!

A two-story house in Minnesota was pulled across the the ice from White Bear Lake's Manitou Island to Matoska Park in order to be saved from demolition.

Drunk guy gets tasered when he tries to make his get away on a riding lawn mower.

7 year old David got the ride of his life after he recent oral surgery. What a trip!

John the Toilet was laid to rest after suffering a fatal gunshot wound while on the job at Carl's Jr.

Desirai Labrada and John Henry were married in possibly the first Halo Wedding ever.

Another take on the commercial that you love to hate!

When you watch Keith Morrison on Dateline it ususally leads to ... murder! Oooooh Noooo!

A neat inside look at President Obama's first trip on Air Force One.

One of these is not like the others... one of these just doesn't belong!

Firefighters rescued 71-year-old contractor Paul Reed after he fell and was left dangling from a flagpole about 75 feet off the ground.

This video proves that all you need to be a rock star is 4 chords.

For no particular reason, here's a video of a cow riding in the back of a car. Don't ask... just watch.

Video has been released of the crash landing on the Hudsdon.

You thought the semis stuck under the Brady Street Bridge were bad? Check this out!

January 16th is Fig Newton Day. Jim Harder "the Big Fig" passed away last week. You can still watch his classic commerial by clicking here.

It's like -18F so of course we decided to go outside and play. Check out the frozen fun!

David Martz is Tommy Lee's personal pilot. Check out the animated version of one of their helicopter adventures and find out about getting your own Motley Mighty Light too!

On New Year's Day most banks are closed but this one had an unexpected customer. Unfortunately that customer had to leave without any "doe".

We've got plenty of snow, now just make sure you have plenty of space... not like this guy!

The date for the big digital TV switch is getting closer each day. Watch this video to make sure you are ready!

Corpsman Dave, Beth and Goose get some training from the Scheers Lumberjack Team when they learn how to throw an axe.

Check out this video a listener told us about... an eagle flips a deer!

Bompity Stompity....Romper Room! Our own webmistress was a big TV star in the 80's... no speaking parts though, kinda like on this show!

Two guinea pigs stuck in a 1983 Winnebago argue about New Year's Resolutions.

An Australian stuntman starts the year off with a record leap!

A contestant on The Price is Right did the unthinkable this week when he guessed the price of his Showcase Showdown EXACTLY right.

It's bound to happen eventually if you get this many dogs in one place....

This product is completely real... and completely hilarious!

If you're feeling down... take two minutes for a little pick-me-up!

It's the newest classic... the Bohemian Christmas Rhapsody.

Veterinary surgeons reattached the face of a cat they believe was injured by a car's fan belt.

Sgt Mike Piazza of the Bettendorf Police Dept caught some crazy winter driving on his dashcam yesterday!

This video just goes to show that you should really make sure you have enough room when you dance on your webcam.

Claudia Abrahamson's house full of Christmas trees in Duluth, MN might be a bit of a drive for you but you can still take a tour here!

The Quad Cities got its first real snowfall over the weekend and if you didn't have to go out in the winter weather this morning here's what you missed.

Rick Astley makes an appearance during the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.

ISU student Madison Mayberry took the Hey, Can You Cook? challenge on the Rachael Ray show... and she won!

Eric Scott set a record this week when he floated 1,500 feet across the Royal Gorge using a jet pack.

Taylor Randall went to the filming of the Price Is Right for his 19th birthday. He made it to contestants row and all the way to the top!

An important message from the American Dairy Association on how to cook your Butterball Thanksgiving turkey with butter... lots and lots of butter.

This biplane clips a cow with its wing and flips it over.

That's Gotta Hurt! The famous Grape Stomp video now with additional footage.

It's the latest in slimming feline fashion... the diet soda box sweater!

A family stop at a scenic overlook took a scary turn when 3-year old Alaina Pitton fell through the fence on a 150 foot cliff in Oregon. Her uncle Craig immediately jumped over the fence to her rescue.

If you've lived in the Quad Cities for a while then you'll remember all these old news opens from the local TV stations.

A young man from Australia lost his job and his license after he posted this video to YouTube.

11 year old Dillon of Moline needs our help! Dillon submitted his video in the "Why I Choose Bell" contest and he made it to the top 10. Let's help him get to #1 place! Update: If Dillon wins, Dwyer races him on the go kart track.

We have no idea what they are saying in this video but it's still funny to watch!

Presidentail dog Barney wasn't in the mood for attention during his walk this week. Reporter Jon Decker found out the hard way when he got bit!

Learn from this guy... how to turn a traffic stop into an instant ticket or worse!

It's election week and McLovin' learns how to vote in this informative video!

Here's the worst day of this reporter's life... and there have many, judging by these selections!

Yep, it's Monday... and as bad as work might be today, this guy's day is a lot worse!

It's yet another taser video to add to our collection... but this one's a little different!

This crazy police chase ends when the vehicle seemingly drives right through an intact fence.... were they chasing a ghost?

Check out this awesome way to spice up your window decorations this Halloween!

Kris Chucko and Carsen Germyn of the Calgary Flames helped Michaels try to give away some shirts by shooting them into car windows on Brady Street.

Here's a very rare clip from Dwyer's first (and last) MMA fight.

It's pretty much a complete FAIL by the best man. Things can only get better from here!

Kyra Phillips "accidentally" stutters while introducing Republican strategist Leslie Sanchez.

Sarah Palin admits to quite a few dirty deeds in this speech!

First mistake... standing under a tree full of birds, second mistake... looking up!

Sarah Palin was booed at the Flyers Game and they had to turn the music up to drown it out as she dropped the puck.

We think we know how comedian John Heffron came to be such a UFC fan... his cats!

This is possibly the WORST concert performance ever. There's a song on Ozzy's "No More Tears" album called "I Don't Wanna Change The World." Listen to the original version first, then check out the live version.

Not happy about that ticket you just got? Here's a good way to make sure you don't get out of it!

Go back to 1977 and learn all the details about how to take the fun out of Trick or Treating.

Watch people's reaction on hidden camera when they notice this well endowed skeleton.

A year ago Ashley Barrett-Carter tried to join the army but was turned down because of her weight. Since then she has dropped 113 pounds and will start Basic Training on Monday!

Be witness to Elmo's true personality when the cameras stop rolling....

We've got the finanical crisis figured out. Click here for the simple solution!

Anytime Fitness manager Kim Peterson did a double take when she was reviewing the overnight video surveillance tape.

It's the video you've been waiting for... Sarah Palin in a bathing suit! Luckily it's from when she was 20 years old so don't be afraid to click and watch.

This impatient guy learns a lesson about why you shouldn't honk at old people...

David Blaine took a dive last night, or rather his career did!

You've heard us tell a caller, "We gotta go! The station's on fire!!". Some people think we are just trying to end the conversation. Not true! Take a look at this recent example.

We're pretty sure this guy is related to Corpsman Dave. The next time you see somebody passed out at a sports event, we KNOW you're gonna be doing this!

This guy took a picture of himself every day for 17 years. We're sure he would have continued but he finally got a girlfriend.

It's always good to do reseach on the candidates in an election so we suggest studying this 1988 newscast featuring Sarah Heath (Palin).

The guy in the background takes a little snack break while the camera rolls.

Corpsman Dave goes tailgating as Iowa takes on Iowa State. GO HAWKS!

She's a Republican who comes from a family that hunts big game in Alaska. Yes, we're talking about none other than Debbie Post of South Bend, Indiana.

Click here to rewatch the highlight of Saturday Night Live!

Cameras were rolling when a man suspected of armed robbery was tasered by police. Watch his "waterskier" pose as he goes down!

That's about all we can say about this amazing video!  

"Seemore" the robotic gorilla was stolen from outside of "See More at Sandy's Sales" and has turned up in a cornfield at Swanton, VT.

Vice Presidential candidate Joe Biden asked Sen. Chuck Graham to stand up and be acknowledged by the crowd. We're sure he would have but Graham is confined to a wheelchair!

22-year-old Anthony Jackson has! He was leaving this gas station on his bike when a minivan plowed him over and just sped away.

Tiger is bored with balls, but it looks like cubes aren't too difficult either.

Don't know exactly what they're mixing into the air at this FOX news studio... but it's like high school day in these two videos!

Drew Gray is just 5 years old but he's already done something that many golfers never do... hit a hole-in-one!

Normally it's rain that holds up a baseball game... not this time!

The latest toy for your feline... the giant gerbil wheel for cats!

Kate McApline is a Michigan State University Grad turned rapper. Her particle physics rap video on YouTube has had over 1 million hits!

Hot Lixx Hulahan, the 2006 and 2008 US Air Guitar Champ, is now your 2008 Air Guitar World Champion!

Gil Smith thought he was traveling alone but he had a surprise passenger riding under his truck inside his spare tire for over 70 miles!

Next time you're bored round up all the different phones in your house and start jammin'!

A listener e-mailed in for some fitness advice from Beth concerning this aerobics class.

Listen up 'cause Shane Speal has a great new use for those old cigar boxes you've got laying around!

Michaels Phelps is a jerk... watch here to see the unseen camera angle of 2nd place, Milorad Cavic.

Here are the 20 greatest gymnastics wipeouts ever! We're pretty sure some of these athletes didn't survive.

Age, health and finances have forced Paul Mawhinney to sell the world's largest record collection... but it seems as though no one wants it.

Bounty Hunter Leonard Padilla bailed out the mother of missing toddler Caylee Anthony this morning and we spoke with him to learn more.

No matter how much Olympic coverage you've watched, here's an event you didn't see.

Ever been disappointed by a movie after watching its great trailer? You are not alone!

Kevin Kearney is an experienced kitesurfer but Tropical Storm Fay was a bit too much for him as he got blown from beach-front to building-front.

Watch how well behaved this kangaroo is with his trainers.

The average commute to work is 11 miles... well, think of that distance and then imagine a paper chain LONGER than your drive to work.

And now it's time for a health report on ADHD... wait, what was he saying?

The camera catches a Cubs fan passing a beer to his underage kid. Go Cubs Go! Go Cubs GOOOO!

Apparently Burger King doesn't like their employees clean 'cause "Mr. Unstable" got fired after he took a birthday bath in one of the restaurant's utility sinks.

Craig Stutzman was buying a bag of dogfood when an armed robber wearing a Batman mask walked in to the store.

Relive some of the top chilling moments from the past Olympics.

Yikes! Shepard Smith makes a big slip and then tries to explain it away at the end. NOT SAFE FOR WORK

Keep yourself busy for hours with only 3 scraps of paper.

It seems as though one race horse owner had a sense of humor when naming his horse... either that or a love for pirates! Listen as Tom Durkin has some fun calling this race.

A long rain delay at Wrigley Field brings out the King!

Watch these moments with pride!

He's not sure what's at the top but he's really trying to find out!

Randy Pausch, the Carnegie Mellon computer scientist whose 'Last Lecture' became an internet sensation and best-selling book, has passed away. Re-watch his lecture video in tribute of his life.

Find out why your parents never let you ride your bike in the house...

Drunk folks are hilarious... the first video really makes it all worthwhile!

Just how long is this snake? Watch the video to find out!

During the commercial breaks most of us kind of tune out and wait for our show to come back on. Sometimes though there's that one commercial that catches your attention!

Amazingly they pulled it off without a crash!

Worst. Denial. Ever.

Normally you want to stay away from any medical treatment that seems fishy but you may want to look into this!

Can't ever get past that certain song in Rock Band? Don't feel bad, watch as the members of Rush choke on Tom Sawyer.

Kenneth Mack Anderson nearly got that run down feeling while trying to enjoy his cup of coffee!

During Honda's Indy 200 practice session, Danica Patrick got into an argument with Milka Duno about Milka not letting faster cars pass her.

How NOT to do a burnout on the worlds' fastest electric motorcycle...

Be witness to the only real moment in wrestling...

This comedian takes it into his own hands to subdue a heckler in the audience. (warning: he has lots of choice language to share!)

Ever wonder how strong those pillars are that hold up the roof over drive-up section at your bank? This video should answer your question!

Rush made their first American television appearance in over 30 years last night on the Colbert Report. It should come as a surprise to no one that Michaels is still moist because of it.

We talked to 17 year old Rudy Sandoval who beat down a man who tried to rob his pizza place.

The vacation video Beth doesn't want you to see... we've got it!

Just what you were hoping for first thing in the morning... a man wearing a pink tutu with bows in his hair!

It wasn't enough to fall just last year so Miss USA 2008 had to take a tumble during the Miss Universe competition to continue the trend.

He's well on his way to a championship... watch out for the boxing kitty!

Collection of 21 pro-America songs to get you ready for this weekend.

Check out this safety video called "The Dangers of Fireworks"..or as we like to call it "The Senseless Destruction of Mannequins and Watermelons"

A big slap in the face... a slow motion one anyway!

Professor Splash holds the World Record for the Highest Shallow Dive into 12 inches of water from 35' 3". Watch him take the plunge on his website.

Watch as this youngster makes a few awesome jumps, he almost lands them all! Listen to how the other kids give him the emotional lift he needs after the fall....

A song that Jessica taught her three year old daughter helped the little girl call 911 when her mommy fainted. Listen to the call here.

When you're passed out drunk and your friends aren't, expect anything to happen....

A video of John Graziano having a rehabilitation session has been released. It's painful to watch in itself but what about hearing Nick Hogan's jailhouse phonecall in the background?

All he really needed was a brief pause... listen as this newscaster seems to calmly announce the murder of his co-anchor!

Ladies, get ready for the latest spa trend... the Geisha Facial, featuring bird droppings to give you a beautiful complexion!

Don't ask us why or how but some guy got stuck inside the holding tank of a porta-potty... and yeah, he was naked.

This reporter is already bugged about being out in the "country" when an actual bug flys right into his mouth!

Beth's cat Frank requires special care to keep his coat nice and shiny. A regular old grooming brush won't do for this guy....

End of the line for Matt Hughes? Check out this video and see what you think....

It's the mouse that balances on the cat that sat on the dog who...

Today's Friday... and this guy knows how to leave for the weekend!!!

Numb... what?!? During the Scripps Spelling Bee Finals there is a bit of a misunderstanding...

Wayne & Garth reunite to bring us one of their Top Ten lists.

Mariah throws first pitch. Mercy. This is bad. Real bad. Awful.

Dwyer thinks all this Amy Winehouse business is just a big retread from an old SNL bit. Winehouse's act is 30 years old!

Listen to these 15 novelty songs brought to you by your favorite funny men!

Check out the world famous Whipped Cream Bowling competition that took place on Friday!

The Chiefs had a solid victory... too bad their trophy wasn't as solid!

Robbie "Kaptain" Knievel jumped over 24 delivery trucks Saturday night at one of his father's most famous stunt sites.

No longer do you need to be seen on the streets walking your cat, just turn on the treadmill and watch them go!

A very painful yet hilarious montage.... .

Creator Ricky Gervais presents to you the inspiration for The Office.

The chance of a hole-in-one is small enough but what are the chances that a professional golfer does it on a par 4 while a TV crew is there filming?

Tannrr's weekly Rock Minute.

...but here's a late entry from Eddie Murphy to help sooth racial tensions.

Polyglas Tires mean more than milage... especially when your wife has to drive alone.

Bill O'Reilly loses his flippin' mind (and uses some sassy language!) when he can't understand the words written on his teleprompter.

David Blaine takes a break from pestering those two guys and does some quite amazing tricks for us only to get crapped on at the end.... literally!

Tannrr gives us a shout out with his attire on this week's addition to the Rock Minute.

We found him ladies! The PERFECT date. How can this guy have a tough time meeting women?

Get a jump start on the other theatergoers by watching the first 7 minutes of Speed Racer here.

This guy has to be the unluckiest bridge jumper in the history of the universe.

An annoying kid runs through a marching band in the middle of a performance... so the tuba player gets revenge.

One big reason that mascots should walk where they need to go!

While waiting to come back on live TV during a story, a Chicago news reporter is witness to a car accident. She recovers like a pro to finish her story but her reaction to the crash is priceless!

If you blinked you might have missed it but we caught this crash during a BMX demonstration on the Today Show.

You know those Windex commercials with the birds? This is even better!

Tannrr's rock minute, brought to you by the college of rock knowledge...

The paparazzi's job is obviously to take shots of celebs but these videos show celebs taking a shot right back at them!

An experimental powder helped Lee Spievack regrow half an inch of his finger after it was sliced off by a model airplane propeller.

UPDATE: The Duct Tape Bandit changes his plea to guilty... you do the math, baby!

Learn more about your favorite feline with the engineer's guide to cats.

You only need to hear a second or two of these ads to be "Whisked" away to the 70's.

Tannrr and his giant smilie present this Friday's Rock Minute.

Amazing race along Deadman's Road in California... be sure to watch to the very end.

The show's host faints on live TV and no one even gets up to help!

What happens when you leave paper alone....

The rumor is that there is this Marilyn Monroe sex tape that sold for 1.5 million recently. We got our hands on a short clip but we can't tell if it's really her, look and decide for yourself.

If you are in the same eating club as Bill then you'll be drooling over this documentary.

Watch these commercials featuring celebrities before they made it big. I think it's safe to say that none of these helped catapult them into stardom.

Bill gives his best attempt at trying to break the Guinness World Record of blowing out more than 117 birthday candles in a single breath.

The earthquake rocked southern Illinois this morning but Tannrr has another type of rock on his mind.

Watch as Corpsman Dave blends up a yummy health shake under the instruction of Beth's friend who has not eaten sugar in 25 years. Not for those with a weak stomach!

Time-lapse footage of a guy stuck in an elevator for 41 hours on his way back to work after a cigarette break.

The season is upon us and in honor of this high school rite of passage we have home video of Beth's freshman prom. Notice how the white tux matches Beth's dress and the car... and the fatherly escort!

Tannrr's weekly update. Sorry ladies, no makeup tips included.

We know it sounds lame, but this is actually pretty cool. Take a look at this amazing video.

Celebs reaching out.... It's not just Idol Gives Back that brings out the best in celebrities, here's a special report on Avril's big heart.

Our morning interview was foiled when the man we were supposed to talk to admitted his guilt.

The season is upon us and in honor of this high school rite of passage we have home video of Beth's freshman prom. Notice how the white tux matches Beth's dress and the car... and the fatherly escort!

The annual Weiner Dog Races were held this weekend and we have a two time champion!

People falling is always funny but watching people fall in to water for a fake waterbed test is even better!

These game show contestants get caught up in the moment and blurt out their best answer... and still win! Check out the Price Is Right "Hole In One" game footage about 1 minute in...

Tannrr's Rock Minute for this Friday... back to solo.

If you're gonna shoplift a VCR be sure you wear a giant muumuu and face the camera!

Baseball season is here... let's celebrate by listening to the best renditions of "Take Me Out To The Ball Game" as sung by celebrities!

This Russian tennis player takes his frustration out on his tennis
racket... and his head!

What happens if you morph Tattoo from Fantasy Island with Neil Peart (the drummer from Rush)? You get this guy!

This week Tannrr's rock minute is really 4 1/2 minutes and we get our first look at aerobroken... who may have come straight from the beach?

You'll eat a muffin, you'll eat it and like it!

It's death metal puppy!

Once again we bring you Tannrr's Rock Minute... and his shirt!

Rob Davison scores from 197ft on Vesa Toskala... and makes it look easy!

The Easter Bunny rap!

Rob Davison scores from 197ft on Vesa Toskala... and makes it look easy!

By popular request the dancing inmates have now released Soulja Boy for your enjoyment.

Finally the paparrazzi gets what's coming. Watch as Nicole Kidman's bodyguard goes nuts on this photographer! (Not safe for work or kids... lots of language in this one!)

St. Patrick's Day... it's the new Christmas.

Corpsman Dave needs to take a lesson from this guy. Here's the REAL way to do a sledding video.

Our new weekly feature... live from Tannrr's mom's basement!

We're not sure what "Steven" did to make this young lady so upset but it was probably pretty bad. Think how great the make-up sex is gonna be though!!

Can this be real? Elizabeth Barrett is only 17 months old but she already reads like a pro!

Can you feel feel the love and respect between these two?

The dinosaurs were at the iWireless Center this weekend. Want to know how they make them walk? Take a look at this.

This is a funny incident from the now-defunct The New Tom Green Show. Tom Invites Jackyl singer and lead chainsaw player Jesse James Dupree to play on his show. Watch with delight as Dupree does to Tom what he'd been doing to everyone in the entertainment business up until that point. And Tom is PISSED.

A Missouri couple recently started their new life together... as the living dead! Check out their zombie wedding or visit their horror film website.

Look out American Idol, this toddler does a mean Hey Jude!

An Australian tennis club has banned a 9-year old girl because she grunts while playing tennis.

A man gets insulted when he tries to buy a Dell computer.

Check out the Army's experimental unmanned vehicle... The Crusher!

If you need a refresher on the Star Wars movies this 3-year old girl explains the plot for you.

David Lee Roth auditions for American Idol! Surprisingly, he makes it to Hollywood. Dawg.

Kyle Kendrick thought he was traded to a Japanese team.... and he doesn't even like sushi!

Nick's slurred speech and a tounge-tied interviewer make for a great video.

The hidden jungle gym that everyone owns...

A YouTube video showing some not so commendable behavior got a Baltimore cop suspended after he took down a 14 year old skateboarder.

Anchor Margaret Johnson takes a cell phone call in the middle of the noon show on WXII TV.

Zednik takes a skate to the neck over the weekend. Watch footage from the game.

Two a-holes workout with a trainer.

It's Michaels on a good day... Chris Berman goes crazy! Warning: Chris has a bit of sassy language to share

Both Dwyer and Michaels got to take a few shots in the Guns 'N' Roses competition and the good news is that none of us is in any danger when they have their finger on the trigger.

Guys, you've got less than a week to find that perfect Valentine's Day gift for your special lady. You've seen it before but take notes, cause this video will explain what NOT to get.

How can Mrs. Obama help run the country when she can't help a blind guy up the stairs?

Sometimes it's hard to remember the words after two decades right? Blooper starts at about 3:00 in.

No introduction needed, it's David Blaine: Street Magic Part 3.

Relive your favorite commercial moments from Super Bowl XLII right here!

Most people know Tom Brady as the starting QB for the New England Patriots... but did you also know he was a former cast member of The Brady Bunch?

People Are Strange... and this prank is even stranger!

Everywhere we look...kids gotta rock!

Need another distraction at work? Well we've found it! Check out how the gal in pink has to literally hang on to the counter while she's takling about how great it is!

Okay, they've got a commercial, a website, and an order number but can this really be legit?

Here is your spider... here is your spider on drugs! Any questions?

Watch as this Jack Sparrow wannabe tries his best to break in to this coffee shop.

When asked about the idea of another marriage Liz goes a little loony....

Strangely reminiscent of Dwyer's childhood visit to the circus, watch as this lion (aptly named Judge Judy) urinates on this reporter.

Normally when we refer to a funny 15 seconds, we're talking about sex with Michaels, but this is better, and funnier...

Turns out the Oregon drunk driver busted with an astounding .55 blood alcohol content has previously spent time in the spotlight.

Still contemplating that New Year's resolution? This song will help put it all in perspective!

A doughnut shop employee fought off a thief by hitting him repeatedly on the head with a mug - not because he was worried about the money, but because he didn't want to look like a loser if the video was put on the internet.

Corpsman Dave's four-city weekend sledding adventure gone wild!

How kids find out who Santa really is....

The trailer for the upcoming Speed Racer movie has been released, see it here!

Janice Dickinson's own take on the 12 Days of Christmas.

Wanna see the coolest Christmas light display in Iowa? Check out Jim Peachee's computerized, synchronized lights in Northwest Davenport.

This guy is so limber he actually kicks himself in the face while dancing.... priceless!

Evel Knievel left this world on Friday. Relive his best crashes in these videos.

The Gibbs Brothers Band were in the studio with us. Check out their music and find out when they will be in the area.

Kent French has developed his own technique for clapping which has earned him a place in the Guinness Book of World Records for 721 claps in 60 seconds!

Bloopers are even funnier when it's muppets who make them!

What really happens when you leave the room....

How the first Thanksgiving really happened....

We don't know what she's saying, but it's probably Japanese for "Pretty soon you'll be able to fold up your big screen and take it with you".

Watch as this dentist looses his freakin' mind after someone blocks his parking space. Caught on film by WCBS-TV.

Pet and owner have magically changed roles in this driving video!

It would appear that Lisa Esterman made a miraculous recovery from a lightning strike... until you see her in her hospital bed. Shocking!


This guy is so focused on filling up the gas can he misses something kind of important happening right behind him!


Mind if I butt in? One more reason not the have a huge window behind you on a live news show!


See what happens when you leave an "honor bowl" of candy out on Halloween. Watch for the kid in the vampire costume.


Watch as this pumpkin carves itself!


With 2 seconds left in the game the Trinity Tigers make 15 lateral passes to victory.


This morning Nathan Allen came to the station and taught Michaels how to spit fire. Watch the video!


D&M found this salute to the military pretty touching.


During Dancing With The Stars, Marie Osmond faints while waiting for the scores of her routine. Upon waking after the commercial break, she says that sometimes that happens when she forgets to breathe. Stars, they're just like us!


Both cool and depressing at the same time... The General Lee and Starsky's Gran Torino head to head. Agonizingly slow. No wonder James bond got all the cool girls...


It took Dwyer 1:13 to burn through a tire on Saturday, Oct 20th during the Get Tough Tire Challenge held at Duck Creek Tire.


Change your 'tude. Here's the video Michaels thinks everybody needs to watch.


Sweeping the Nation... it's the Crazy Dance!


Watch as this Philadelphia television anchor "muffs" this segment!


This morning we talked to Mitch Penneau who faught off an attacker in his restaurant.


Most bird owners feel lucky if they have a talking parrot... but what about one that can sing and dance?


Starting back in 1951, a scream was recorded for an old western movie. Since then, it's been used repeatedly in over 100 movies. No doubt, it's been featured in one of your favorite movies. Check it out.


Stacy Hedger plays trumpet to the Star Wars theme for her talent... did we mention she may be tone deaf?


Russ Byars is the new world record holder for skipping a stone 51 times. Check out the videos.


Here's one you haven't seen at the local car shows.... the disappearing door!


It's a 7 hour drive north but if you don't want to make the road trip check out this spooky video that captured the Paulding Light.


What a joke this campaign must've been. Don't copy your games 'cause the programmers won't know to make more?? Then the computer age will die off!? Wonderful.


The owners of a restaurant were flying a Mexican flag illegally and a US Veteran cut it down. Watch the news story and brush up on the rules for flying the flag.


Last night during the Fox Reality Awards show Johnny Fairplay thought it would be fun to jump on Danny Bonaduce. The result? A number of broken teeth for the former Survivor contestant and a great faceplant for us to watch.


It's Tillman the skateboarding dog!


If you've been to a Hawkeye game you've probably met Chucky in the food stands... if not you'll hear him on the show this morning!


Watch a Swedish host vomit on live TV plus a crazy dancing guy and a reporter almost gets her microphone stolen on a New York street.


We talked to DaVido this morning about Starbucks rejecting his song. Watch the Rejection Tour video here!


The top five taser videos!


Gerry Phillips was on the show this morning performing his unusual talent.


This video is perfect if you've been wondering what to do with all those empty beer bottles that are laying around the house.


If you grew up in the 70's and 80's you probably remember this old commercial for Fig Newtons. Jimmy Harder played the Big Fig and he's alive and well living in Cape Cod. Watch the video (hit it, Hal).


This guy was waiting for his video story to finish, but he didn't realize that the clip he introduced never played, leaving him on-air the entire time...


Instead of answering reporter comments OJ whistles If I Only Had A Brain while walking out to his waiting limo.


Greatest DUI caught on video ever!


"You get the best barrels ever, dude. You drop in and get pitted... so pitted." You know what he means, right?


She's either possesed or was allowed to watch way too many music videos!


The redneck amusement park... If you've ever wanted to be a human slingshot then this is the ride for you!


Halloween will be here sooner than you think so we have a few horror movie clips to start off the season! Plus cast your vote for the original or the remake of Halloween!


The ultimate prank was pulled on Darby during one of their games.


One more video to prove that watching people fall is hilarious!


Is this legal? Check out the video and see what you think.


Here's 4 minutes of your life you can't get back however, you'll feel much better knowing that the producers of this video wasted MONTHS of their lives making it!


In the winner's circle it's Hoof Hearted... Who Farted? I guess it's all in how you say it!


Ever see a deer jump over a speeding motorcycle?


Dorkasaurus had an accident this week and that got us talking about other crashes, none were as sad as this video sent in by a listener though.


Stacey Stewart is missing her lower arms and legs but that didn't stop her from bowhunting at Sunrize Acres and snagging a wild Russian Boar.


One pole dancing lesson you don't want to end.


18 smuggled luxury cars were recently destroyed, much to Dwyer's dismay.


Dustin Eglseder of Cedar Rapids lost his playing arm to bone cancer but he hasn't lost his voice. Thanks to everyone who voted him in the "Ultimate 7th Inning Stretch Competition".


These three kids can play guitar like nobody's business!

Reporter Jay Warren can't contain his laughter as he talks about three people who died in a fiery car wreck.

The best episode of The Swan that you never saw....

Brazilian reporter gets an electric shock on live TV while talking about grape varieties.

If you've ever wondered what would happen if one of those extreme skateboarder dudes crashed & burned from 50 feet in the air, this is the video for you! Watch skateboarder Jake Brown land an incredible 720 and then...

Producer Merry Miller does her first ever TV satellite interview and everything that could go wrong does... on live TV!

Dave Enns from America's Got Talent is at the Mississippi Valley Fair this week and he came in for a little game of name that tune in the studio this morning.

It's the newest way to carve a pumpkin... have your dog do it. Watch how this collie tears apart a giant pumpkin in just minutes.

Beyonce takes a dive head first down the stairs while performing on stage... ouch!

One more reason why Dwyer only has a gym membership so he can use the bathroom there...

The driving skills in this video are crazy to begin with, but check out the tire change on 2 wheels!

Finally Dwyer and Michaels bring you a reason to watch the Tour! Steroids can't help when a dog jets out into your path. Watch this guy flip over the handlebars. Weeee!

Phil Hansen is an artist but not like any you've seen before! Watch this video of how he paints Bruce Lee.

Nothing starts your week better than laughing at crazy animals...

Usually fights take place inside the ring, but not today. Be sure to listen for Michaels' favorite part at about 6:34 left in the video.

If you want to be sure which direction your fireworks are shooting this 4th of July then make sure your dog is on a leash!

Most of your better Chinese fireworks come with instructions that say, "light fuse and get away" this particular model's instructions were, "light fuse and place near the least-impressive feature of your body..." Check.

It's so wrong that it's funny and if you listen close you can hear Michaels in the background at the end....

If you want some protection for your boys check out how the Nutty Buddy holds up against a pitching machine. Also interesting how this guy gets about as worked up as Howard Dean during his campaign...

Mark Goffeney has more talent in his two feet than some people have in their entire body.

Awesome video of a water balloon being popped in super slow motion.

Before you lift off it's a good idea to make sure your doors are firmly bolted on....

Think women can't park cars? This video will change your mind!

Chris Matthews has been caught saying sassy words on the air a few times lately. Here's a montage of some recent clips.

Everybody knows that Stevie Wonder can write songs, play keyboards and sing... but check out his drum solo in this video.

In Cleveland, Kenny Crumpton is known mostly for his reporting but now thanks to his co-hosts he is known for a musical talent that probably shouldn't be mentioned on-air.

What every man wants in bed. A must for every man... but send the kids away before you watch this video!

Don't try this at home kids... this guy catches his glasses using only his face!

And during your off-time, blow off a little steam! Check out the air some of our boys in the service get with a HUM-VEE.

Reno Silver Sox Announcer Mike Murray got booted after he played a tape of Bob Uecker's "Major League" movie line...see how Mike 'got hosed'.

This Bugatti has over 1000...yes, THOUSAND horses pushing it over 250mph. What we wonder is if your IPass would still work?

A family in Massachusetts found an uninvited guest in their pool recently... a cow!

The Illinois river near Peoria has become filled with Jumping Asian Carp – fish that can leap up to 10 feet out of the water! Take a look.

Remember how difficult it was just trying to draw even a circle on an Etch-A-Sketch? Well, George Vlosich III has mastered that and much more - check out his work!

It's the morning show diving challenge! Each of us was given the opportunity to pull off ONE dive. Who did the best? Take a look.

A listener sent us this video that they took on Beale Street in Memphis. Count how many backflips this guy does!

Kevlar? You don't need no stinking kevlar!Not when you've got Kleenex! A Japanese TV show has figured out that it takes 2,353 pieces of Kleenex to stop a bullet. Check it out.

Find out how to make the water and whiskey change places in this neat bar trick.

We've had this video on the site before but we just had to put it back up after a listener reminded us how hilarious it is!

With any luck, this 4th of July the United States will finally reclaim the hot dog eating championship thanks to Joey Chestnut. He recently beat Kobayashi's record of 53 hot dogs and buns in 12 minutes. Watch Joey snarf down 59.5 in 12 minutes!

Minor league Braves manager goes major league nuts!

If you didn't get enough bad weather last Friday then this tornado footage will freak your crap out!

Watch in amazement as this cat squeezes inside this little goldfish bowl!

In honor of Smokey and the Bandit's 30th anniversary, here are 18 minutes of some of the great Buford T. Justice (Jackie Gleason) scenes.

You'd think QVC hosts Dave and Shawn would've been tipped off when the caller said "I live in a shoebox". Fortunately they kept him on the air!

Miss USA Rachel Smith is "bowled over" by the level of competition in this year's Miss Universe Pageant. Really, she literally falls down during her introduction.

Low cherry picker + tall bus = bad news!

This suspect on a bike just won't stop... and by "bike" we mean bicycle!

This morning we talked to Tony Wright who is trying to break the record for world sleep deprivation record and he's got less than a day to go!

God Bless Mister Rogers, even he made mistakes. Like remember the time he put the wrong tape into "Picture Picture"?

In this video clip there are 100 movies each with a quote containing a number. Think you know movies? Answers are now posted.

The trailer for next year's Rambo IV is already out and it looks like the best part of the movie is shown in the trailer. Go to about the 2 minute mark and see him punch a guy's head clean off!

The new Wembley Stadium is open... let's party!

The name of the game is Ball Buster... go ahead, break your dad's ball. Fun for children!

Since we're perfect and NEVER make mistakes, we always like to laugh when other people do. Check out these live news bloopers!

These movie scenes will amaze you with their extreme talent and technology!

In honor of Bob Barker's upcoming retirement we wanted to share some of our favorite clips from The Price Is Right!

The version of My Generation that you've never heard! This band is taking the web by storm and their average age is 78 years old!

These kids aren't even 10 years old yet but check out how they play!

Even if he tried, this guy could never do this twice.

Michael Wiley has one leg and NO arms but he drives like a maniac... obvious by the 45 times he has been pulled over!

A lesson to all of us before our weekend plans...

Ever wonder what Space Mountain looks like with the lights on? Take a look at these videos.

A fiery crash at a Japanese motorsport event... be sure to check out the excellent medical attention these guys get towards the end.

Think your friends are funny when they've had a few drinks? How about a drunk squirrel?

The Prez Gets Jiggy With It... or at least he tries to during an African dance on Malaria Awareness Day.

When your audio engineer turns on the wrong mic and the anchor can't be heard, a bunch of F-bombs usually fixes it. (Warning: Needless to say this video clip has profanity in it!)

Your game will never be the same after you watch this instructional clip!!

Not only did this Red Sox fan get drenched with his own drink when trying to catch a foul ball, but he also got a huge slice of pizza to the back of the head!

David Blaine is at it again and he's tormenting the very same guys! What the F?

Beth & Dwyer are both fans of beef jerky but unlike these guys they prefer to eat it in the safety of the studio!

This morning we talked to Jamal Albarghouti who captured a video on his cell phone during the shooting.

The classic Schwetty Balls segment on SNL's Delicious Dish.

This dad thought up a new way to pull his daughter's loose tooth.

Michaels is pretty sure that if you've ever been to a concert that you've had to sit next to this guy.

Be sure to watch this educational video about the dangers of drinking and driving before you attend Prom From Hell! Plus plenty more educational films!

Hear what this 3 year old says she'll do to any monsters that try to get her!

Our tribute to the last few episodes of the Sopranos... watch every single Soprano whacking in chronological order! (video contains blood, gore and profanity so please be prepared! Not suitable for children!)

Here's video of a 101-year old fan and the Mayor of Cincinnati each throwing the first pitch, you decide who did a better job!
Mayor's Pitch     101-year old

Weatherman puts a news anchor to sleep with his weather forecast.

Hilarious video of a fight at a pee wee hockey match.

Here's the story of Michael Larson, who figured out a way to cheat on the game show Press Your Luck.

You might cry when watching him on American Idol but this SNL sketch will definfitely make you laugh!

Here's Connie Thompson, the world's worst new anchor that we talked about this morning.

Eddie Griffin crashes a Ferrari Enzo during a drving rehearsal for a charity event.

Dennis Brannigan has his own personal American Idol every day... on his front sidewalk!

Another type of flying squirrel...

Be amazed by the Magical Trevor!

Alice Cooper will be judging the the finalists in Inmate Idol being held in an Arizona jail... judge the top six for yourself here!

Unbelievable... this kid is only 11 but has more talent already than most of us will hope to have in our whole life.

Carmen Electra takes a little *trip* at the Max Factor Fashion Show... and so does the next model!

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

Bob Barker may miss the beauties when he hangs up the Price Is Right microphone, but contestants like this one? We think not.

A good word of advice when you are doing a live report on an ATV: Look where you are going, not at the camera!

Ketchup and fries aren't just what's for lunch anymore!

Krispy Kreme has a new wheat donut with only 180 calories... and maybe something else?

Ever have that rundown feeling? This guy has... and he survived! His shoes seem to be missing though as they flew about 200 feet from the impact!

John W. Cornwell is our new hero. Check out the beer launching fridge that he invented!

Think you can only play with that remote control car in the summer? Wrong! Just hook a mini plow on the front and you're all set!

Great parody of Chris Hansen catching predators in his own home... and at his neighbors!

This is one guy you don't want to try to beat in foosball!

Beth is thinking about doing this at her wedding this summer... not!

The security camera on this bus captured driver Chris Leslie as he rescued this little girl who ran out into traffic.

This 6-year old solves a Rubix Cube in like 37 seconds... we feel dumb now.

If you think bungee jumping is scary you have to check out the human catapult!

Besty Alexander teaches piano in her home and Nora, one of her cats, has decided to take up playing too!

This dude is way cooler than we'll ever be. Check out his amazing moves... in a wheelchair!

Snow and ice make live reporting a bit slippery for this newsman!

This Minnesota State Trooper's dash cam caught an incredible accident on tape.

In honor of his birthday we bring you the rarely seen SNL end credits video from 1992.... but you might feel the need for some mouthwash after watching it!

Pairs skating is tough. There's all the lifting and throwing, spinning and slicing your partners face open...

This optician was accused of selling fake designer glasses. The 75 year old reporter investigating the allegations got everything thrown at him except a good punch!

The viewers of this wrestling match got more than they were expecting when one of the dads joined in!

Read more here.

Experienced New Zealand skydiver Michael Holmes survived a free fall from 5,000 feet.

As if you needed one more reason to not watch C-Span. Keep your eyes on the guy behind the speaker... you don't suppose he'll eat that?

In loving memory of Anna Nicole Smith... a few regrettable words from this anchor?

Rand (a.k.a. "JP") proposed to his girlfriend Geraldine by buying a TV commercial during Veronica Mars. This is that commercial.

The Bears game highlight, Devin Hester's touchdown on the kick- off.

Want to relive some of your favorite Super Bowl moments? We've got 'em right here... the commercials! Update: Here's one that was only shown on the west coast.

So Manning has some pretty good moves on the field, but have you seen how he does the tango?

It seems that O.J. has had a thing for knives from the very beginning... here's the proof in this video.

A.J. is no ordinary parakeet. Not only has David Cota taught his amazing bird to shake hands, play dead and roll over but he also plays golf and basketball!

So, how was your weekend? Obviously better than the wedding attendees who had to witness this! Can you take your gift back as you leave?

For 40 years Tiffany & Co. has created the Vince Lombardi Trophy for the Super Bowl champion. The 7 lb, 22-inch trophy is handmade and takes approximately four months to create.

If you think you had a stressful time right before your wedding you have to see this video!

Most tollbooth workers would have throttled this dude, this guy obviously just reported him as a drunk driver after he left the booth...

Poor Melanie Morales couldn't hear a thing, fortunately we could!

According to a news story, meat is the most stolen item from grocery stores. We thought this would be the perfect occasion for this video.

The following audio was taken from one of Hillary Clinton's appearances in Iowa this weekend. While you can't fault her for singing out of key, we do take exception to her changing the words to our National Anthem.

No, you won't actually see the QB's on ESPN's list here, but a mirthful trip awaits as we show you a few from selections from the top 10!

Unbelievable home video of car after car crashing into each other on an icy hill!

Valentine's Day is coming up and we know you need some help getting that perfect gift... we suggest a teddy bear with a heart!

Coming to you from Ditka's Restaurant in Chicago... Super Fans talk to Da Bears.

Even after watching this video you'll find it hard to imagine how this actually happened... and she just walks away like it's a normal parked car!

Up on the house top click, click, click, down on the Suburban comes good Saint Nick!

We've been waiting for this to happen for a long time. Watch as a cowboy-hat-wearing heckler punches out Pauly Shore like we all wish we could. (Warning: video contains adult language) Update: It's FAKE!

Wanna see the coolest Christmas light display in the Quad Cities? Check out Jim Peachee's computerized, synchronized lights in Northwest Davenport.

Silver Oaks Communications of Moline has entered two Doritos commercials in the Crash The Superbowl contest. Check them out here!

See why water and electrical fires just don't mix.

Proof that rednecks, beer and skateboards are not a good combination!

Listen to Clay Aiken's call of the wild in this video. Even though we know you're not a Claymate you don't want to miss these special notes.

Before he was a WWE commentator, he was a wrestler and here he is in the ring... no wait, he's on Letterman!

A painful tackle for the Patriots' Junior Seau this weekend. He broke his arm playing the Bears on Sunday and it doesn't look good. See a picture here or watch that video plus many other ugly sports injuries.

Be careful who you give holiday scratch tickets to this season...

Hate it when companies take a good song and kill it for their commercials? Cringe all over again with this list of songs that were ruined by commercials!

If you stood in line to get a new PS3 then you don't want to watch this! You know the saying "you break it, you buy it"? Well, this guy buys it to break it!

Michael is in hot water after he launched into a racial tirade at his show at the Laugh Factory in L.A. Friday night. Then see him apologize on the Late Show with David Letterman.

The welterweight title was lost Saturday night, check out the footage.

Take a look Dwyer's list of top 5 car chases that you've never seen!

Think your fireworks display is awesome? Check out what this guy makes with a section of fence and about 8,500 bottle rockets!

See this guy get dumped while he's taking a dump... oh crap!

Dwyer soiled himself when he saw this. Watch the best view of the Dodge Challenger since its redesign and then get in line with Dwyer to buy one.

Take a look at this educational film from the 1950's called "Boys Beware". There's an important message here: hitchhiking, pick-up basketball games and public restrooms lead to only one thing: homosexuality!

Water bill been a little high lately? You might want to ask your cat about it!

Jane Skinner has something on her mind and wants to share it with everyone on YouTube.

Were you there to staple money on Johnny Mayhem at our Freaky Friday Fest? If you couldn't make it, then see what you missed in these videos from Ruby Media Services

Next time you find yourself standing in line try this!

At the CMA awards, we thought Faith Hill looked pissed when Carrie Underwood was announced as the winner and 91% of our listeners agree! Watch this video clip and see what you think!

Bob Barker just announced that he will retire from The Price Is Right next June... watch what he'll be missing once he leaves.

Watch this superb parody of Bohemian Rhapsody.

Watch your favorite part of hockey games - the fights!

Just a video of a bunch of clowns....

Watch the YouTube edition of David Blaine doing some magic tricks on the streets.

This guy's Monday is probably worse than yours. Watch when copiers go bad.

Sure it's amazing that a blind guy climbed Mt. Everest, but there's something MORE amazing about him.

We talked to Judson Laipply... the guy featured in this video, the Evolution of Dance.

The Coast Guard caught Yankee pitcher Cory Lidle's plane crash on video. Watch that video and others at CNN.com.

Watch a woman drive straight into the tool department of Sears in Orlando.

Reporter Lisa Evers gets harassed by concert goers live on the air.

See what happens when Darth Vader makes a phone call.

Now you can see what it takes to build your very own lemonade stand.

The police don't normally have a problem pulling somebody over, unless they're a NASCAR fan!

Here's a collage of 35 balls to the face in around 30 seconds!

Do you like watching cheerleaders performing at football games? Check out these girls giving it their best.

San Diego television newsman John Mattes gets beaten up during an investigative report.  Rather than stop to help, the camera man kept rolling... 'cause that's how he rolls!!!

Do you wanna know how I ride?  I ride gold, baby!

Is this a Quad City news anchor starring in a "Body By Jake" video? Watch and decide.

In honor of the singer, actor, and all around entertainer, here's a video for you to play at maximum volume.

Does a Bronco have what it takes to climb to the top of a sand dune?

Here's one of the few reasons why fathers don't want their daughters to wear skimpy outfits in public.

If you need some excitement in your life, then you should try Russian Climbing!

Want to impress your friends on the 4th of July?  Then, you should be a human butt rocket.

Watch the senseless destruction of mannequins and watermelons.

Check out this video of the world record for shooting bottle rockets.

How do you wake up someone that is planning on sleeping through the 4th of July?

Remember when you first learned to ride a bike?

Connie Chung rehearses a song for the last Maury & Connie show.  Listen close.  Is she making big stinky at about 1:30?

Little leaguers, if your coach really cared about winning or losing, he'd act just like this guy.

Ever wonder why men hate changing diapers so much? This clip will explain it all.

There's nothing more American than baseball, hot dogs, apple pie, and... seagulls.

If you think people in the Quad Cities don't know how to drive, check out this intersection.

This blooper compilation is the Piece De Resistance.

You gotta love live TV. Same sh*t, different day.

This television station has cleverly hidden a topless woman in this news story. Can you spot her?

This athlete believes he can fly. Take a look and decide for yourself.

Finally, here's the video of a drunken Joe Namath hitting on reporter Suzy Kolber.

Have you ever forgotten what you did while you were drunk? This should clear things up.

In Amsterdam, some bears chased & killed monkeys. Here you will see the monkeys get the final word against some tigers.

Watch as these crazy cats jump into walls, play dead, and even chase bears!

Watch and be amazed as this snake regurgitates an entire hippopotamus.

This is why you shouldn't speed in tunnels.

Here are some slow motion clips of bullets going through things.

John Donnelly, originally from Iowa, is the best 100 year old ping pong player in the nation.

Don't you wish there was a card for every bad situation? Well now there is.

Think you're good at Quarters? Wait until you see this clip.

Don't feel like wearing your seat belt? This video may change your mind.

This cat was stuck in a tree for 8 days, then fell 80 feet and landed on it's feet.

At QVC, they only care that you buy their product, but when you are excited about it, that's an added bonus.

Here's what it really means to get a birdie while playing golf.

It's a well known fact that HIV has killed millions of people... and one diet plan.

With bits like these, Jimmy Kimmel might not be the worst late night talk show host for long.

How long can this surfer ride this wave without wiping out?

Is it possible for these kids to make these great shots without camera tricks?

A special version of the Simpsons opening credits featuring real people.

This is one of the worst race car crashes that we've ever seen.

What would the world be like if men went to daycare, instead of work?

This dedicated fan decides to swim in his team's urinal.

Here's what it looks like while riding in an Olympic bobsled.

Watch as this reporter gets blown off by Pittsburgh Steeler's Antwan Randle El.

Beware: This dog won't let anyone touch his bone.

Have you ever wondered why Couch Surfing isn't a sport?

What happens when you mix Brokeback Mountain with Back To The Future?

You call yourself a wrestling fan?  Not if you can't bring it like this fan.

Criss Angel swallows a quarter & guides it through his body. See if you can figure this out.

What could possibly happen when the guys go out to the garage?

Here's the video William Shatner didn't want you to see. His spoken word performance of "Rocket Man."

Here's the video nobody wanted to see... Dwyer takes it off at center ice!

You don't know the true meaning of Road Rage until you see this clip.

In addition to baseball & football fans, now hockey fans can sneak onto the playing surface and cause trouble.

In 1979, Ron Burgandy decided to audition for SportsCenter. Let's just say he didn't get the job.

Neither one of us are good bowlers, but we're sure that this guy is doing it wrong.

Even the Clydesdales can enjoy a snowball fight on Christmas.

Watch as a good Samaritan catches a baby dropped from a window.

What could go wrong when you do a story about people getting hit by snowplows?

All suspects are innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.

Just imagine what your friends do to you while you are passed out drunk.

Have you ever woke up drunk and forgot what happened the night before?

Koko is known for speaking sign language.  A lesser known quality is her nipple fetish.     Here's the story.

Here's a special Christmas greeting from Pat Robertson to you.

This is one of the best police chases that we've ever seen.

Just be glad that you don't live next to this house during Christmas.

What happens when Napoleon Dynamite meets Fat Albert?

This is one cop that you don't want to run into.

What could possibly happen when a tire falls off of a race car?

This is the craziest mom that has ever been on Trading Spouses.

Beware of this new waterbed. It makes you feel like you are sleeping on water.

When you're drunk at your office party and your boss is there, don't do this.

Heather Pranke honked off her neighbors with these Halloween decorations.

This is a little tutorial on how to parallel park.

This reporter does a great job showing how deep the water is during flood season.

Here's a great prank to pull on random people during Halloween.

There's something wrong with this traffic report... either that or the traffic is really, really bad today.

Beware of anyone that is still using their boat in the middle of October.

This video will show you the true power of a leaf blower made in October.

Check out the McHottie in this new Japanese McDonald's commercial.

This video will show you the wrong way to disable the bomb.

Check out these commercials with Napoleon Dynamite. Uhhh... Gaaawd!

Here are the top ten signs that you are not the most popular guy in your high school.

This elephant decided to put on a show for everyone who attended.

This is why you should read the instructions before operating your new nail gun.

Another Fox Blooper: This time, someone tells Shepard Smith to F-Off.

Finally, some information that will help you save money on gas.

"I turned my back for a second... and it was gone."

How bad of a fisherman are you if your dog has to grab 'em out of the water?

Watch as this interview on MSNBC gets interrupted by a window washer.

This animal has found another use for sponges.

Watch as these two old men settle their differences like gentlemen.

This is why you shouldn't volunteer to ring the bell on national television.

You'll make this face too, after seeing the Can Crushing Mamma.

Warning: Smoking at work can be hazardous to your health.

In the jungles of South America, the Manakin shows us his mating call, "The Moonwalk."

Here is an interesting & extremely graphic video of the war taking place in Iraq.

What happens when a fuse falls on the ground during a fireworks show?

Tiny Tim & Don Ho ruined the ukulele's cool factor. This guy single-handedly brings it back.

Houston, I think we have a problem!

Ever wonder if those camcorder displays at electronics stores have tape in them?

Here's the Tom Cruise footage that didn't get aired on Oprah's show.  Bonus: Tom starts his meltdown on the Today Show.

Tom Cruise was sprayed by a gag microphone during an interview in London.

Live news coverage always has it's risks, "butt" this was ridiculous.

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog took a trip to the Jackson trial and spoke with some of Jacko's supporters.

We bet you never knew that goats could faint.

If you really love your car, then you need a Mercury Mistress (possibly not safe for work)

This man claims he can summon UFOs on command.  Scientific circles refer to his talent as "insanity."       Bonus Clip!

Constantine shows off his fancy footwork that led him to Hollywood on American Idol.

This man has the skills to pick up any woman in sight.

When Burt Reynolds learned that a reporter hadn't seen his new movie, he slapped him silly.

Believe it or not, these two stuffed animals will pimp your ride.

Humans taught this chimp how to smoke.  Let's hope they also taught him how to save his Marlboro Miles.

This trick doesn't even seem humanly possible.

Watch and prepare to be amazed by the uncanny skills of this ninja.

Kelsey Grammer was at Disney World giving some kind of speech. The highlight came when he fell off the stage.

This clip will show you the consequences of falling asleep in the sun.

Mom always said "Look both ways before crossing the street". It appears that mom was also good at digital editing.

Oh Canada! Please learn the words to our National Anthem.

This guy will show you why they call this type of bike a mountain bike.

Here's what happens when you stretch a rubber band beyond it's boundaries.

What would this girl's parents think of their inappropriate behavior?

The Justice Department announced the indictments of three terrorists. It reminded us of this press conference.

In Spring, a gardener's fancy turns to tools and hoes. Is gardening supposed to be this erotic?

Ever wonder why your parents told you not to play with scissors?

President Bush stopped by Iowa, but unfortunately for this lady, it coincided with her nap time.

Ever have a bad day at work? Well at least it wasn't as bad as this.

Here's a classic battle of a man with a knife versus a police car.

Generally, City Council meetings are boring.  Here is the exception.

Watch this last minute basketball shot. Dwyer is pretty sure he could do this.


I'm the only one in this room professional enough to carry a glock 40.

Who needs work when you can have a fake cup of coffee?

Would you be the one to tell your friend if you saw something like this?

This new reality show combines candid camera with physical pain and hilarious consequences.

Don't wanna stand for the National Anthem?  Then don't take this class.  Here's an update to the story.

This dog was born without his front legs, so his owners taught him to walk upright.

This is one of the coolest videos we have ever seen, but is it real?   See the photos.

This guy can sing... The latest goofy kid on the internet!

What happens when you combine a semi-truck with an Amtrak?

Who would have ever thought that you could have this much fun kayaking?

An unruly motorist decides to find out how many zaps he can take from a stungun.  Count the taser hits!

Albuquerque's NewsChannel 4 has cleverly hidden a topless woman in this report.  Can you spot her?

"Matt" the weatherman from WFXV lets loose with a string of sassy-talk.

Fishing is something that should be done with your significant other!

Here's how mishaps happen during the halftime show at the Superbowl.

How often have you wished for this to happen on live TV?

Have you ever wondered why a guy would take ballet lessons?

Experience what it's like to go on a real life lion hunt.

Here are a few new features for the 2005 model cars.

Here's a reminder of the joys that come with the first big snowfall.

We can't get enough of these news bloopers.  "Put that on the news, bitch!"

When running a taped news report, don't use the one with the F-Bomb!

Another video from the "Do Not Try This At Home" collection.

Have you ever wondered why midgets are not very good bullfighters?

How did Dwyer & Michaels turn out the way they did?

This guy knows exactly how to sneak out of getting a DUI.

Do elephants really like candy?

See what this lawnmower can do after building up some speed.

What did Dwyer & Michaels do this past weekend?

Only Charlie The Chimp can stop a black belt in karate.

Here is a tutorial on "How not to pump gas".

One of the many uses of an invisible fence.

Never disturb a man that is using his computer.

Proof that crabs are very intelligent creatures.

What do you do if you think someone is trying to steal your car?

Get blown away by this dust storm.

Some people say "Don't take your work home with you".

What happens when you try to pull a trailer with a car?

We are looking for a home for Pinkey. He's a very loving cat.

Here's a classic clip of a chain reaction created by using parts from a Honda.

This crime fighter is on the scene within seconds!

Have you ever wondered about foreign traditions?

Your day couldn't possibly be as bad as this!

How many problems can you have with a copier machine?

What can reclining seats do for you?

What happens when there's no room for beer in your fridge?

What happens when a man meets a woman dressed in leather?

Protect your car from thieves with this Anti-Theft Device!

What could possibly happen while fishing?

Down She Goes!

Fun at the Drive Thru!

Ever have problems with a copying machine?

Look ma, I'm an idiot!

Check out the athlete of the year. Watch and be amazed!

Here's the best new car option EVER!

What could possibly happen while doing your daily workout?


What happens when a janitor bumps into a large aquarium?

Ever wonder what the milkman delivers other than milk?

There's just nothing like relaxing in the hot tub with a nice cold beer!

Here's what to do if your ex has a voodoo doll with your name on it.

This guy's mom will think again when she tells him "wear clean underwear".

Football can be rough when you are on muscle relaxants.

Bicycle racing has redefined the meaning of competitive.

What happens when you make a cement truck driver mad?

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New Ford Option Package keeps this car clean!

Does AXE deodorant really work like in the commercials?

Look what you could catch while ice fishing!

Don't take dating advice from a moose.

Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome

Cat Vs. Ceiling Fan

The ring has been misplaced & the wedding is about to start!

What happens when there's only one bag left?

This deer tries to stop a speeding cop!

This cat outsmarts a dog!

How'd you like to ride this?

How's my driving?

Man Vs. Bear

The Peanut Incident

QVC model falls off ladder

The bouncing bear

The cat is out of the bag

The monkey boy dance

Every office needs a Tate

White boys can't jump

A man will do anything for a beer

Road rage at its worst

Beware of Beer Bitch

Streaker interrupts news broadcast

 

 



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