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John Taylor played Flight of the Bumblebee on his guitar at 620 BPM earning the title of "Fastest Guitar Player."


 

Here is the new trend in wedding videos.


 

Marcos Baghdatis appeared to be a bit unhappy with his performance against Stanislas Wawrinka.


 

Normally coaches just shake hands, but we guess they do something different in San Francisco. When in Rome...


 

This Russian crow makes the best of the snowy weather by sledding down a roof!


 

Arachnophobia?


 

Sh*t Sighted People Say to Blind People


 

Deep down, Alex Trebek is really laughing.


 

In latin it is called "Urechis unicinctus" in English it's known as... "WTF?!"


 

Somebody has a looooooot of time on their hands to cut together these clips of President Obama singing "Born This Way" by Lady Gaga.


 

We discussed a story about 7-year-old Maxwell Hinton whose wish was to blow up a building!

We found video showing off the destruction.


 

The montage that we all knew was bound to happen; Reporters trying to say Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop.


 

All that's missing from this video...

...Banjos.


 

Vince Offer is back with a new product.


 

This dog was rescued after it's owner was killed by a drunk driver.


 

Hey man, you uh.... you have to let go of the ball.


 

This solo is as sick as the guy playing it!


 

Bungee cord snaps, sending tourist into the Zambezi river.


 

Cats are on the rise in 2012!


 

Levi LaVallee and Robbie Maddison set World Record Jumps on for the New Year side by side on a motorcycle and a snowmobile!


 

Edith and Carolyn from Clinton County stole the show on CNN following the Iowa Caucus night.


 

This Kid Really Sucks At Doing Back Flips! His form is just terrible!


 

With about 4:00 to go in the first quarter this Wisconsin coach got his time to shine at the Rose Bowl.


 

We're just going to go ahead and blame this for causing the Hawkeyes to lose...


 

2011 may be gone, but here are the greatest news anchor fails of the year.


 

Apparently south of the border it's a tradition at Christmas to get drunk and set your Christmas tree on fire.

...Feliz Navidad.


 

We talked with Natalie's Mom about Toddlers & Tiaras and about her freakout.


 

This bear is either very polite or is just making fun of some dumb tourists.


 

A Fairfax County family is outraged after they were targeted by vandals who destroyed their holiday display which took hours to construct and cost thousands of dollars.


 

From abrupt flatulence on the bench to a humorous ploy aimed at disturbing a teammate, these instances continue to entertain sports fans.

Let's take a look at the funniest farting moments in sports.


 

A band at Brown University stops by a computer lab to spread a little holiday cheer and ends up igniting this guy's fuse. He looks like he should be a lot jollier than this.

NSFW: LANGUAGE!


 

Here's a special Hanukkah greeting. Pay close attention to the kid all the way to right. There may be a time out in his future, yes?


 

This guy may be the world's greatest parallel parker. At first glance, it would appear that the space is too small. Not true! Watch and learn...


 

Sure stealing a Hummer Limo in the nude and running from the cops sounds like a great idea...

Until the dogs show up!


 

We know finals week can be stressful for students but don't let this be you!!


 

This orange-and-white tabby named Daniel has a near-record 26 toes, a phenomenon that is helping the nonprofit Milwaukee Animal Rescue Center raise money to relocate to a new building.


 

We're not exactly sure what Matt is sniffing... but whatever it is, it helped the Broncos win!


 

The Maine guys known for creating colorful geysers from Diet Coke and Mentos candies say they've set a distance record for a vehicle with soda-and-candy-powered propulsion.


 

Here are the worst or overplayed Christmas songs... and Christmas Shoes thrown in for good measure.


 

Buying or building a car that can reliably hit 100 mph in under five seconds usually takes enough cash to acquire a house. The Traxxas XO-1 can get the job done for about $1,100... as long as you're willing to only imagine yourself in the seat.


 

Casey Baine has started a new tradition of decorating her Christmas tree with a snake!


 

A school choir does their holiday version of Let the Bodies Hit the Floor.


 

You never know who might misunderstand what you are talking about!


 

Not much else to do in prison so... Every day, he's shuffling!


 

Ashley here shows you how to field strip and clean a glock...

We've watched this video a view times and we still can't find the gun!


 

To show how CRAZY holiday shoppers are, 2 guys go into a store and attempt to buy an insane list of nonsensical shopping items.


 

They saved themselves for marriage......watch as they attempt their first kiss.


 

Jetman's new feat: Flying in formation at full throttle together with 2 jets from the Breitling Jet Team!


 

An old rivalry sparks on stage being two crusty old players!


 

Think its easy being a rockstar? Listen to these singers without the band.


 

Jason Witten does what we all want to do... tackle a Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader.


 

In space no one can hear you triple lutz. Can you spot the Dwyer look a like?


 

Here's a news story about Black Friday shopping...

We think they forgot a word.


 

Cat Lovers, are you even trying?


 

This video is dedicated to farmers, both past and present who have endured to provide our safe, affordable and abundant food.


 

Clearly the pilgrims killed the turkeys in self-defense. (And, you know, since the birds were already dead meat ... might as well roast those suckers.)


 

Fake or not, that place is REALLY trashed!


 

These are the commercials that Will shot in Davenport for Old Milwaukee.


 

...and, like their original lead singer, was never heard from again.


 

If you are in a band and realize that playing Bon Jovi songs just don't cut it anymore it, might be time to consider going solo.

WARNING: NSFW LANGUAGE


 

Is there anything more adorable than a dog greeting its owner? How about a dog greeting its owner after they return home from military deployment? We dare you to watch this supercut of lovable pooches welcoming their owners home from military service and not get choked up.


 

Not much for a description, but come on... it's a friggin' goat!


 

I normally wouldn't buy anything from a door to door salesman, but I would buy from him.


 

Mary Lee Fine, 86, from Austin, Texas, accidentally drove her Dodge Neon into a swimming pool when she was driving home from what was supposed to be a routine trip to the store.


 

You can't blame him, this never sounded like a BAD idea.


 

Last week we heard from Tom Klemme, who had his NHRA championship ring stolen. Instead of just sitting around, he went and won another: here's the video!


 

This gentleman was pulled over for speeding, after listening to him... he obviously wasn't speeding.

WARNING: NSFW LANGUAGE


 

A soldier returns home to surprise his parents at a Bruins game.


 

Nigel Tufnel Day


 

Cheerleader


 

Andy Haman


 

Smooth Criminal


 

MMA Fighters Stop Robber


 

Frightening CHAIN of Events


 

Breaking The Barrier


 

3,118 Coins On A Single Dime


 

Learn Rugby in 2 Minutes


 

Beware the New Red Light Cameras!!!


 

Live Salesman Rage!


 

Exercise Ball Fail


 

SNL Kardashian Spoof


 

PEOPLE BEHAVING BADLY


 

Victoria's Story


 

No Parking!


 

Ninja Squirrel vs. Stoners


 

Father-Daughter Dance Medley


 

Falling Bikini Girls


 

Tangled Up


 

Shooting Survivor Speaks Out


 

Clown Collection


 

Couple Lost in an Orchard


 

Sandstorm Wedding


 

Nice Recovery


 

That is Incredible...


 

Tidal Wave of Wine


 

Extreme Animal Phobias


 

We're Going Streaking!!


 

Major League Eating


 

Dwyer and Michaels' 1K Walk.


 

Coach Fight!


 

What the hell is she saying?


 

Mo has been duck-napped!!


 

Daddy Needs a DD.


 

Dog Ruins Proposal.


 

Dwyer and Klinger head across the river to the new Halloween Express in Moline.


 

Axl's Downfall


 

Iron Maiden Makes Me Happy.


 

Granny Fancy gets dirty making Molasses cookies!


 

Oh Deer...


 

Stupid People Own Guns Too


 

Ranch Chugging


 

Italian baby loves Led Zeppelin!


 

Nonononono.


 

Axl Rose is rocking a new look for G'n'R's new tour.


 

Utah Man Attacked by Moose.


 

Nancy Grace lets one rip.


 

Mini Band does Metallica.


 

Mike Hunt pays a visit to the LA City Council


 

We talked to Esther and Bruce Huffman, they still don't get this interwebs thing.
Click here for the happy Huffman ringtone!


 

Ken DeSrosier grew a 1,500 pound pumpkin. Watch it grow in this time elapsed video and it grows to record size!


 

There's a new toy in developement, and it's a 3D replicating printer for kids. We thought this was just something made up for creating replica voice boxes for Velociraptors.


 

Why is Clutch Cargo so weird? Look closely there's something different. See if you can spot it.


 

According to Guinness World Records, the largest natural afro in the world belongs to a 36-year-old woman from New Orleans named Aevin Dugas.


 

Here is the incredible story of Trevor McIntyre reuniting Sgt David J. Lemal, a WWII Veteran of 22 combat missions to Japan as a B-29 Tail Gunner, with the 150 "lost" letters he wrote home to his parents during the war.


 

This is a clear example of how not to get out of a ticket. Lecturing officers on the First Amendment and Constitutional rights and explaining why you're not guilty is no way to go through life, son.


 

We talked to Chris Garff who shot this video and a grad student Abbass Al Sharif, one of the people who helped move the car and pull out a burning motorcyclist. Here's the video.


 

Watch this video of a gunman who is suspected of holding up a store after buying a pack of gum.


 

2 Videos of Adults Behaving Badly! What a jerk, stealing a ball from a woman! Here's the video to prove it! Also, the video of woman stealing a
ball from a kid!


 

You know you've hit it big when you get a story picked up for CNN...to bad for us it was about a man married to a mannequin!


 

Check out this video of a
400 lb. Lioness who tries to
eat a baby through the glass!


 

Matt Stutzman is the "Armless Archer". Born without arms and is an inspiration to others all around him! Check out this incredible story!


90-year-old Ellen Raymond
finally received the varsity letter she'd earned back in 1938 as the school's only cheerleader.


Old People & Technology.
Rita & Frank we're trying to take a still photo using their new Mac. They don't realize they're in movie mode. "Did you hear a click?"


 

News Reporter Puts Foot in Mouth! When reporting the news, you need to make sure you aren't completely clueless!



The Yellow Driver of Team
Hot Wheels breaks the world record for distance jump in a
four-wheeled vehicle at the Indianapolis 500.

 

Crazy Cat Lady
At first you will wonder
why this girl doesn't have
a boyfriend, but after about
40 seconds you will
understand why.


"Store Buyout" A group of artists go to a store that is
going out of business and -
wait for it - purchase everything in an effort to save the store.



Pass me out at the ball game! Nothing to see here...just a passed out drunk dude at a
Phillies game.


Balls. Balls Everywhere. If
you ever wondered if the lottery was fixed well then wonder no more.


American Ghost Hunters
In Our Studio! We talked to Ryan Buell, and the rest of the guys from the show Paranormal State. They are touring the U.S. and are in the Q.C. showing their new movie based on events from their childhood homes
here in Iowa!

 

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