Patricia Krentcil, the 44-year-old New Jersey mother making headlines for allegedly taking her five-year-old daughter tanning and getting arrested as a result, loves tanning. You might not be able to tell by her fair complexion.
Here's an update of Tanning Mom from the weekend:
What does Krentcil look like in her current state?
Early Hulk Hogan
This piece of tree bark
Sunburn Pauly D
A pile of dark chocolate
A poorly cooked turkey
A particularly preachy Smokey the Bear poster
The bear jars of honey come in
Every successful bodybuilder in the history of society