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Tanning Mom

Patricia Krentcil, the 44-year-old New Jersey mother making headlines for allegedly taking her five-year-old daughter tanning and getting arrested as a result, loves tanning. You might not be able to tell by her fair complexion.

Here's an update of Tanning Mom from the weekend:

What does Krentcil look like in her current state?

E.T.

Early Hulk Hogan

This piece of tree bark

Sunburn Pauly D

A pile of dark chocolate

Burning Man

A poorly cooked turkey

A particularly preachy Smokey the Bear poster

The bear jars of honey come in

Every successful bodybuilder in the history of society

Particularly delicious beef jerky

The Cryptkeeper from Tales from the Crypt

Beth Davis