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Pinball Hall Of Fame. Tim Arnold's Pinball Hall of Fame in Las Vegas has over 10,000 square feet of nothing but pinball machines. And you can play them too!


Track The Tree. Track the Capitol Christmas Tree as it makes its way from Arizona to the front lawn of the U.S. Capitol Building in Washington, D.C.


Tailgating. Joe "the Commish" Cahn lives to tailgate! He generally visits between 40 and 50 college and pro football stadiums each year and has a website dedicated to it as well!


Don't use those outdated baby tubs for your infant... the Tummy Tub is a unique womb-shaped bath! Also known as a bucket, yeah they want you to put your baby in a bucket.


101 Muppets of Sesame Street. In honor of Sesame Street's 40th year on the air here is a handy guide to some of your favorites.


We talked to Reyn Guyer, the man credited with inventing the game Twister and also the Nerf ball!


There is a new book out called Glamourpuss. Bill was a bit disappointed as it wasn't at all what he was expecting.


Hottest Toys of 2009. Find out what toys are hot this year and where to buy them!


Crazy Shoe Lady. Darlene Flynn holds the Guinness World Record for having the largest collection of shoe related items.


Cross The Atlantic. Ralph Brown is out to set new Guinness world records for a transatlantic crossing and to raise money for Wounded Heroes at the same time!


Pat Fleet. You might not know the name but you've definitely heard the voice!


The Sparkle Effect. There is a small miracle happening in Bettendorf.


Food In Real Life. Food always looks better on the package and this website will show you the comparisons!


People Of Walmart. An entire website dedicated to the strange sights and people that you can be witness to at your local Walmart.


TapeYourself.com. Remember that video we posted way back of that drunk kid taped by his friends? Well, now you can submit your own taped photo on purpose!


Drink Database. Plan your weekend with some of these drinks.


Follow Justin's Dad on Twitter. I'm 28. I live with my 73-year-old dad. He is awesome. I just write down %*@& that he says.


Save The Clock Tower Auction. That's right, if you bid on this giant zucchini the proceeds go to help fix clock tower in New Harmony, IN.


Papa John is reunited with his beloved Camaro that he sold back in 1983 which led to start of the pizza chain.


Celebrity Crypt Auction. Spend your afterlife above Marilyn Monroe... bidding is only at $4.6 million so far!


The Andreas Kapsalis & Goran Ivanovic guitar duo played at the Red Stone Room on July 10th. If you missed them you can still check them out on their website and get the CD!


Mr. Clucky has served as Grand Marshall of Miami Beach's Annual King Mango Strut Parade and was voted Top Activist in 2008. But the city is now trying to evict him from his home and Miami Beach.


RunPee.com. The site that tells you the best times to run and take a leak when you are at the movies and even tells you what will happen in the scene you miss!


What It Costs. Find out the price for pretty much anything you can think of on this website!


The Cat That Tweets. Join the million and a half people already following Sockington's Twitter feed.


Classic Arcade Games. Links to play all your favorite old arcade games online.


KLOV & Twin Galaxies. Relive your arcade days with the Killer List of Video Games. Also check out Twin Galaxies for high scores or to submit your own record.


Online Video Guide. This is the site that Dwyer was talking about for watching pretty much whatever TV show or movie that you can think of.


Bill Waters is auctioning off the original "Dr Pepper Pepsin Bitters" formula handwritten in the ledger book from the Waco Drug Store in which It was Invented.


Josh Sullivan is traveling all over the US during 2009 doing a project called “Fifty-Two Friends”. Each week he is staying with a different person in a different city.


If Virgin Mary toast or doors with the image of Jesus don't do it for you now you can own the Hand of God wall. Bid now on eBay!


The McDoug Diet. Doug Logeais ate McDonald's for 30 days and LOST weight. Learn how he did it here.


Tim Clements won a few million dollars in the lottery and he did what most of us would do with the money.... open a Dude Ranch.


The movie Sugar was partially filmed in the Quad Cities and it opened the last wekend in April at Cinema 53. Pay attenion 'cause you might see some familiar faces in the background crowds of the show!


We talked to Nate Nicholson of the Funktastic 5 about his lung transplant this morning. Learn more about organ donation here for Iowa and here for Illinois.


Blind Guy Hitting. Mark Wetzel is legally blind. He has been afflicted with macular degeneration of the retina since the age of 14. And yet he is a professional baseball hitting instructor!


We talked to Corporal Andy Ebert this morning about the accuracy of the HBO film "Taking Chance". Take a look at the trailer here.


Show your support for QC hockey by signing the petition and putting a deposit down on season tickets so that we can keep a professional hockey team in the Quad Cities.


Anvil The Movie. At the age of 14, Toronto school friends Steve "Lips" Kudrow and Robb Reiner made a pact to rock together forever. They meant it. And now 30 years later their story is forever on film.


The national debt now stands at more than $11 TRILLION. But, to be honest, we have NO CLUE just how much $1 TRILLION actually is... much less $11 trillion. Take a look at this and you'll get a better idea of how much $1 trillion is.


Lloyd's Tropical Bike Tour. Lloyd Mager won the annual conch blowing contest down in Key West Florida. Besides blowing conchs he also gives bike tours on Key West.


Marlena Midnite is dedicated to bringing you the finest in Sci-Fi and Horror Cinema. Check out her webisode previews and look for TV syndication this fall!


Smittens are mittens specially designed so that two people can hold hands inside of one mitten. Stay tuned 'cause we will be giving them away just in time for Valentine's Day!


Cute Things Falling Asleep. We talked to the owner of Beth's newest favorite website. Click here to see literally hundreds of cute things falling asleep!


The One Dollar Diet Project. Two social justice teachers decided to try eating on one dollar a day.


If you are looking for something a little different to do this coming spring, you can join Chad Pregracke for an alternative Spring Break clean-up! Lean about that and more here.


Hollywood Hair Guy Dean Banowetz talked with us today about his new rotating hot iron, the InStyler. See it in action on his site!


The contents of the late Evel Knievel's motorhome and other personal items are being auctioned off on eBay.


Xavier Lights. Scott Loftus has one of the biggest light displays in Illinois with over 100,000 synchronized lights. Check it out on his site.



Some yummy eye candy for you... and it's safe to view at work! (be careful not to drool on your keyboard)

MTVMusic.com - Bill is surprised that this website took so long to arrive... but it's here and it's ready for you to spend your entire day on!


We Love Boobs! We talked to our friend Gina Castronovo this morning about one of our favorite topics. But in all seriousness, check out her story in this book about young breast cancer survivors.


Have some spare cash and want to pick up that final piece of Brett Favre memorabilia? The former Green Bay Packers home is now on the market! Real estate listing can be viewed here.


Archie McPhee: Yesterday we were talking about websites that you can spend a lot of time on. Well, Dwyer spent tons of time on this one looking at all the crazy toys!


The top 10 worst songs that hit #1 on the charts.


If you're still undecided about the vote then you need to use the Match-O-Matic!


102 Minutes That Changed America. This is the program that Bill was talking about his morning. You can watch some highlights of it here but please be warned that parts of it are graphic and may be disturbing to some viewers.


Is your wimpy factory car horn just not cutting it when you try to get people's attention? Matt Heller has what you need at Hornblasters!


Album Cover World Map. Check out this new use for Google Maps... a world map of the locations pictured on album covers!


Whether you are a blues fan or not you'll want to check out this documentary about the story of Maxwell Street in Chicago.


We spoke to Chad Pregracke this morning from his location on the Cedar River where his team is working. If you'd like to help with the cleanup you can contact them through their website!


Apparently the White Castle Slider Run that we've done in the past has caught someone's attention 'cause they made a Flight Simulator version of it! You can download it here.


How I spent my stimulus check. Need some ideas on how to spend that free money? Check out this site and be sure to spend some time perusing the "weird" category.


Bill Elder, one of MAD Magazine's original artists, has passed away at the age of 86. In honor of his passing we share with you one of the best parts of the magazine... the MAD Fold In!


Brad Williams has the ability to remember virturally EVERYTHING. He is one of only a few people in the world with a condition called hyperthymesia.


We've all been feeling the pain at the gas pump lately but did you know you can do something about it? Wayne Gerdes has some great tips to still drive the same distance with less fill-ups.


The song that was a #1 hit on the day you were born set the tone for the rest of your life. Find out the song that was at the top of the chart when you entered the world.


We take no responsibility for what happens after you click this link. You may waste your entire day or even your entire week looking through these great auction deals... you have been warned! Others to check out are govliquidation.com & govdeals.com


The Real eStalker. This is the site the Bill was talking about that you can spend an entire day on. If a celebrity home is on the market you'll find it here. Check out how the other half lives!


Not much for candy but still want to go on your own hunt? Check out some DVD Easter Eggs on this site!


The World Clock will tell you everything that is going on world-wide. It's interesting and depressing all rolled into one!


What the heck is a Hulu? The name doesn't mean anything yet but it will soon. This site is an awesome new place to watch your favorite TV and movie clips. Check it out!


Pin-Ups For Vets. Support your hospitalized Veterans by purchasing a pin-up calendar or poster from Gina Elise!


Iowa's own Patrick Acton uses ordinary wooden matchsticks and turns them in to amazing works of art. Find out how you can see them for yourself!


Seeing Stars. With this link you could plan your whole vaction around visiting historic celebrity locations.


Looking for someplace with a little less snow? Check out Mars!


Want to play some of those old arcade games but can't afford to have a game room like Peter Hirshberg? Here's a link 'til you can build your own arcade!


We talked to Peter Hirschberg this morning about his huge game arcade, check it out!


Suresh Joachim has broken over 30 world records including longest continuous time as a DJ. Check out all of his records on his website!


Take this test and find out how many five year olds you could take in a fight.


We talked with Chris Elliott this morning. You probably know him from Something About Mary but check out his new book!


The Sears 1982 Wishbook: It's the ghost of Christmas past. Go back in time with over 650 pages of products from the 80's!


Are You An Idiot? Before you answer yes, at least give it a chance and take the test.


Check out the emergency incidents happening around the world!


We've found the ultimate way to show your support for the QC Flames at this season's hockey games.


The most TELLING personality test ever!!! It is dead on!


Find out which celebrities are in your "birthday poker hand" on this website.


We have the ultimate link to be your kids hero this Christmas. System Requirements Lab will tell you if your computer can play any video game just by typing in the title.


The Mississippi Valley Fair is going on this week and we know you wanna win at carnival games! These two websites will tell you all the secrets you need to know!
Retro Crush   Blifiloo


We spoke with Mighty John Marshall this morning about his website Money Music. If you ever wanted to find out the value of your record collection he has all the info you need.


Ever heard a song and you could swear that you've heard a song that sounds just like it before? This site is dedicated to matching up songs that sound like other songs! Also check out Riff Rip-Offs.


Roger Tullgren is our new hero. In Sweden he has been officially diagnosed with being addicted to heavy metal music and gets money from the state for his disability. Read more or become his friend on MySpace.


We talked to Sergeant Major Brad Kasal this morning about his experiences in Fallujah and his courageous mission to rescue fallen comrades.


This morning we talked to Jamison Stone down in Alabama. He's only 11 years old but he shot a monster wild hog weighing over 1,000 lbs! Check out his site here.


Bob Leroy Head of Maquoketa, IA may be the next promotional bobblehead for the Portland Beavers. Help make it happen by voting on this site! (vote on left hand side of the screen, he's number 3) Read more here.


Soon to be released is an entire book dedicated to people who have Star Wars tattoos. Check out the official site here.


Dwyer is drooling over this vending machine that will make you a fresh, hot pizza in under 2 minutes!


We spoke to author Bob Sehlinger, author of "The Unofficial Guide to Walt Disney World." It's loaded with tips, advice and secrets about Disney World. Get the book here.


Wanna set up a drive-in theater in your back yard? Here's the website Michaels was talking about that teaches you how to do it.


Ever see a super hot chick with a loser of a guy? This site is devoted to this phenomenon, complete with commentary.


Ever wondered about t he last meals of prisoners on death row? Find out everything you've ever wanted to know at this site.


If you're having a hard time planning the amount of drinks for your big bash then you need The Kegulator!


2000 Olympic Gold Medalist Rulon Gardner has cheated death again after his single engine plane plunged into icy water.


If you like pampering your pet you have to check out this site.


Since Michaels got to put up John Dee's snow forecast website, which was neither funny or interesting, the rest of the morning show thought it would only be fair to share their website links with you as well.


John Dee is a private meteorologist and he has just posted his forecast for this season. See what he says about snowfall this winter.


Think you know movie posters? Take this quiz, but be careful you could just spend your whole day doing this.


WWE Wrestler Rob Van Dam was pulled over for speeding and the cop asked "Why does your car smell like dope?"


A reporter tells Paris Hilton about the comments people have been making about her. Click here to see her reaction.


This test will determine how sharp your brain is. Do you have the intelligence of a 5-year old or a 60-year old?


If your cat looks like Hitler, then you'll love this website.


Look... I'm on TV! Look... This reporter is about to beat the hell out of me.


Here's a sneak preview of the new Superman movie.


Do you need a Driver's Ed Refresher?


Professor Splash is the world record for shallow water diving.


Watch Mike Metzger jump the fountains at Caesar's Palace.


How David Blaine levitates   (Here's the secrets to all his other tricks)


Tired of high gas prices? This website shows you how to make your own gas.


Think that hip Chinese character you got tattooed on your back is sending the right message? See what it really says.


Pastor Richard Green has been rebuilding Noah's Ark for 30 years. See his progress & prepare to be underwhelmed.


Enter the code "big" to save 20% on the World's Largest Bubbles.


The Patriot Guard Riders show respect for our soldiers.


Ted Nugent has a program to help families of soldiers called Freedom's Angels.


Remember the DEA Agent that shot his foot. Now he's suing the government for releasing the tape.


Here's Fritz's secret website that gives you all the free stuff.


Quad Citian Moon Villalobos will ride his bike across the U.S. and you can help.


This website can tell what number you are thinking of.


Here's some of the 2006 Superbowl commercials.


Can you start a fire with a can of Coke & a chocolate bar?


Why would you smash a perfectly good sports car?


We all know Chuck Norris is a bad ass, but here's a few things you don't know.


Windows Live Local works like Google Earth, but has a bird's eye view.


Type a command and Santa will do it.


Now you can control Donald Trump's every move.


Here's a photo collection of Santa with screaming kids.


Here's a weather website that Michaels has an un-natural attraction to.


Type in a band, and this website will find other bands that you might like.


DeeAnn Donovan (from Iowa City) was featured on Trading Spouses.


This is the biggest beer ad ever.


Sure, they look hot now, but what if celebrities had acne.


You can now buy your very own God Warrior bobblehead.


The best thing to do during a tornado is to tape it.


This website sells funny t-shirts exclusively for fat guys.


Are you a bad tipper? Then check out Shitty Tipper Database.


Phone System Shortcuts... Reach an operator in seconds.


Caution: You could spend all day on this website, just don't spend all your money.


The Ultimate At Work Time Waster: Google Earth!


Hey ladies, here's a website that lets you borrow purses & handbags!


Bunnies re-enact famous Hollywood movies in 30 seconds!


Todd Grannis set himself on fire as part of a marriage proposal.


Here's a New York City Fireworks Display.


It's the 25th Anniversary of the Blues Brothers movie.


There once was a Duggar who lived in a shoe & had so many kids...


Computer Nerd or Cannibal? You Decide!


Here's a video clip of Rusty Wallace running Tony Danza into a wall.


Here's a list of the smartest dogs... and the dumbest.


Here's the cheapest gas prices in the Quad Cities.


Kathy Sander of Clinton, Iowa is one of Playboy's Desperate Housewives.


Need juicy Hollywood gossip? Here's The Hollywood "A" List.


Here's your guide for the best route through Walt Disney World.


Can you tell the difference between a female and a shemale?


Karl "Mailman" Malone's House is going to be auctioned off.


Watch as Jacko changes from a black man to a white woman.


Compare your height to the height of celebrities.


Whatever your message, spread it with the Church Sign Generator.


Mary Kay Letourneau's Bridal Registry: AARP card for her, X-Box for him.


Here's the 2005 Superbowl Commercials in the order they were aired.


Jordan Snipes heaves the basketball the full length of the court to win the game!


Jordan made the shot again during an interview the following day.


What does it feel like to spend money like a celebrity?


All of the record-breaking statistics of Jeopardy! champ, Ken Jennings!


Which presidential candidate represents your views?


This fish was won at a school fun fair & has survived for 20 years!


How compatible are you with a certain celebrity?


What ever happened to The Rainbow Man?


Do you have proper Cell Phone Etiquette.


It's All About You... Put your face on a variety of products.


Eddie Van Halen's "Eruption" Played on a Violin.


Search Rock Island County Court Records


Search Scott County Court Records


Here's some interesting facts about your favorite Classic Rock Artists


Prevent Police Cameras From Seeing Your License Plates


Find Out If Your Neighbors Have Contributed To A Political Campaign


Here is the Singing Website


Check out "Lucky", the 2-Legged Dog


The Disney Tattoo Guy


Upgrade Your Toilet Seat To A Cat Seat


Carve the members of KISS on a pumpkin


So, What Did You Dream Last Night?


Weird High School Mascots


Celebrities In Commercials


Robert Palmer Interview


Macho Man is releasing a CD... Click here for a free preview


Can you measure up to the greats?


Help by sending an Air Conditioner to a soldier in Iraq.


The World's Largest House of Cards  (Video)


Get Your Own Mullet Wig!


Tired of Yardwork? Get a Lazy Lawn


More eBay Feedback reviews should look like this guys


Get a Flat Stomach While Still Drinking Beer!


The 3 guys walking from Chicago to Alcatraz


You can take your love of burning ants with a magnifying glass as a kid to an extreme!


Here's where Ralph got the original Star Wars Trilogy on DVD!


Here's what Ralph's copies of the movies look like!


Take out your aggression on the family pet


Retail Alphabet Game


Here is the greatest mind reading website ever!


Here's a collection of the world's WORST celebrity look-a-likes!


Take a ride on this Flash Game!


Click here to check what TV has done to your vision!


When Dwyer & Michaels need a hotel in town, they use Courtyard by Marriott. Click here to book your room today!


Click here to stop by Mr. Rogers Neighborhood of Make believe.


Click here to read the first hand account of being inside the Rhode Island club when it caught on fire!


Click here to see all the past covers of the most anticipated swimsuit magazine in history!


Click here to check out a breakdown of Bill Gates' annual salary!


Click here to play your favorite arcade games


What did you use to believe as a Kid?


Check out the Rollercoaster Database.


Play Dwyer & Michaels new at work bowling time waster!


Try to find Waldo before the timer expires.  Look closely though!


Learn how to keep your children safer with www.escapeschool.com


See where to pee at night with Jonny Glow!


Hear Red Skelton recite the Pledge of Allegiance


See your very own Virtual Fireworks Show from Phantom Fireworks


Collapse at work time waster


Mini-Golf at-work time waster!


Take the Female/Shemale Quiz!


Quad City Mallards Fan Site!


Here's the "flashy" vacation shots from Splash Mountain...NUDITY WARNING


Here's the ADDICTIVE Kick-ups game


Learn Dr. Buff's Cheap Psychological Tricks here!


Order your fake nipples here!


Here's the new site to download music


Play the Invisibles film game here


Clean up your e-mail


When Dwyer & Michaels need a limo here's who they call


Here are the GREAT address labels Dwyer & Michaels were talking about!


Find out How Stuff Works!


Get your Hangover Cures here


Get the Baseball Bat the Major Leaguers use!


Stop junk mail here


Go to the "Pick From" list to see how long it takes Mayor Yearington to earn his salary!


Looking to play arcade games on your computer? Cick here.


What cup does your favorite starlet wear? Check here


If you look like Kenny Rogers or know someone who does check this out!


Funny cartoons and animated clips here.


Sit and enjoy the Minnesota wilderness while you wait for a Moose to pass by.


Ever wonder what happens to the pictures that never make it back from the Photo Developers?


Share horrible "EX" stories here


Rate Your Rack!


Cool birth announcements here!


Find the worst nicknames for your name!


Pamela Blakeman's Subway Diet!


Here's the website for the Satellite shots of the US


Jack Condon-Charlie's Angels Fanatic!


Ghost Cam from Evansville Library


Disturbing Auctions: Scary things found for sale on e-bay!


Here's the guy who's building a rocket to the Moon!


Pro Athlete Crime Database


Drive around in a billboard


Mighty John Marshall


Experience Music Project-Jimi Hendrix


Uncle Joe Benson's Website!!


Hard to Find Foods and Candies


Hard to Find Candy


Bill Gates House - The Virtual Tour


The Last Supper Bug Painting


Win FREE money from the money tree!!


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Dwyer

Big River Customs

Unauthorized Bruce site


Michaels

Relive childhood television memories here!

POLLSTAR - The Concert Hotwire

American Coaster Enthusiasts


Captain Kirk

Van Halen page

Rhino Music



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