Karmic
B.S. Know someone who's full of it? Now you can give them the
perfect gift thanks to Joe Hennager's new online store!
For
those that wish they could wear a Snuggie 24/7... it's the fashionable
Forever Lazy!
3rdi.
Wafaa Bilal, a professor at the University of New York, has
a camera implanted in the back of the head... all in the name
of art. The photostream will go live December 15th on his website.
Use
The Cup Size Choir to play your favorite Christmas song and
send it to a friend.
Dwyer's
Christmas gift to you, his favorite music streaming website
Grooveshark.
DrivingBuddy.
Instead of using your phone to text just download this app and
use it to improve your driving skills!
Knowlte's
Run Across America. Steve Knowlton ran over 4,000 miles across
the United States to raise money and awareness for the cure
of Crohn's disease and Colitis.
Avenue Of Flags. The Davenport Noon Optimist Club
offers neighborhoods an opportunity to show
their pride and patriotism by displaying the American Flag
in front of their homes. Click
here for Maquoketa area information.
Beth's
kitty Rusty is pet of the month at Oakwood Veterinary Service.
Chris
Voigt is the Executive Director of the Washington State Potato
Commission and he's eating 20 potatoes a day for 2 months to
increase awareness of the nutritional value of potatoes. Um...
that's 1,200 potatoes!
Carstache.
Ethan Eyler is the inventor of the newest accessory that is
all the rage for your car.
A
collection of the funniest product reviews on Amazon!
The
Ultimate Collector's Item. Mark Racop has been a huge fan of
Batman since he was two years old. Now he builds replicas but
get in line 'cause he only makes 8 per year!
The
Park Spark Project. Matthew Mazzotta has put up a light in a
dog park that is completely powered by dog crap.
Project
Run America. Mike Ehredt is running across America and stoping
every mile to place a flag in memory of fallen soldiers.
The
Lost Negatives. 10 years ago Rick Norsigian purchased 65 old
glass negatives for only $45. Now thought to be Ansel Adams
negatives lost in a fire in the 30's, they could be worth $200
million.
On
Saturday, July 31st, 2010 the I-280 bridge was officially named
after Quad Cities Medal of Honor recipient, Sgt. John F. Baker,
Jr. Find out all the details of the event here.
Sinful
Saints Of The QC. You probably know by now that you can view
inmate listings on the Scott County website... well, now there
is a publication you can pick up with all of the information!
Uncle
Bill's Cleaning Products. Here's the tire cleaning product that
Bill has been "hiding" from Dwyer. Apparently Bill's
dad has the patent on this formula with a website and everything!
Mel
Gibson Meltdown. Here's the newest tape of Mel Gibson theatening
his girlfriend. You can hear all of the panting and insanity
right here. WARNING (NSFW): saying
Mel swears like a sailor may be an understatement....
WeddingCans.com.
We talked to Pete and Andrea back in January about their plan
to collect aluminum cans to pay for their wedding. Yesterday
they officiall hit their goal!
Sailing
Estrela. The Hopkins family returned to their home in Connecticut
after a six-year odyssey around the world.
How
Big Is The Oil Spill? The BP oil spill has been in the news
for weeks now. But how big is it? Move the oil around the US
to compare the size. Dwyer recommends typing "Lake Erie".
Kembrey
Designs. The officially licensed Herky Antique Stone Statue
is now available! Check out the amazing detail...
S#@%
My Kids Ruined. The pictures say it all... Submit your own photos
or check out the galleries of destruction.
Prom
Meltdown.Somebody call 911! There's a party on the dance floor
and Jessica Halter is ready to tear it up!
I
Want To Draw A Cat For You. Working on computers isn't what
he wants to do... he wants to draw a cat for you!
Better
Marriage Blanket. The solution to a very real problem... this
blanket contains same type of fabric used by the military to
protect against chemical weapons!
Boobquake
2010. Ladies, wear your cleavage revealing shirts on Monday
April 26th to prove to prayer leaders in Iran that immodesty
does not cause earthquakes.
Advertise
On My Urn. Aaron Jamison has figured out a way to make money
but it comes with a catch... he kinda has to die to collect
the cash!
The
Power Of Observation. How much do you pay attention to your
everyday life? Of these 25 questions, the average person only
gets 7 correct.
Bill
wishes he would have found out about this last week. All that
time you waste being on hold when you call for customer service
can be saved using this website!
Brick
Artist. Nathan Sawaya has more than 1.5 million colored Lego
bricks in his New York art studio. Check out his amazing gallery!
Sharpshooter.Ted
St. Martin holds the record of 5,221 free throws in a row according
to The Guinness Book of World Records. Be sure to check out
his afro shadow on the About Us page.
Listen
To Us On Your Phone!. There's a new option to listen to the
2 Dorks! If you have internet access on your phone you can now
listen to us using YouMuze!
Fed
Up With School Lunch. A woman in Illinois is eating school lunches
for the whole year to raise awareness about how the food children
eat affects their well-being and success in school.
Hands
Of Twilight. You may not know her face but you have definitely
seen the hands of Kimbra Hickey.
Tourney
Time. Ryan Trotter runs a website that helps you manage your
NCAA tournament brackets. If you run the office pool then will
save you loads of time as it will organize everything for you!
Rielle
Hunter. Read this and you'll come away with the same conclusion
that we did... yep, she's completely normal.
High
Tech Fishing. Champion fisherman Bruce Samson is known as Doctor
Sonar. He'll be at the QCCA Expo Center this weekend teaching
seminars on fishing using sonar equipment.
The
QCA Demands A White Castle! A small group of hungry Quad Citians
have started a Facebook page to show corporate how many people
in the area want a White Castle! Let's see how many fans they
can get!
Bourbon
Street Web Cam. Take a look at what's happening on Bourbon Street
after the Superbowl!
Living
Craigslist. Jason Paul is living is life through Craigslist
for 9 months. He is finding jobs, housing, friends, food and
other necessities entirely via Craigslist.
Black
Bear Cam. Dwyer has been watching this webcam for days straight.
Lily the black bear was pregnant and about to give birth any
time. She had her cub the 3rd weekend of January.
Cluster
Balloon. You may have seen the recent movie "Up!",
well Jonathan Trappe did better than that... he recreated scenes
from the movie using his office chair and 55 huge balloons!
Injury
Database. The Consumer Product Safety Commission has posted
a sample database of emergency room injuries involving consumer
products. Bill recommends using the search word "inserted".
Advertising
Slogan Generator. If you're bored today you need to check out
this slogan generator!
Bark4Beer.
Why look for a bottle opener when you can have it come right
to you? Man's best friend just got even better with this bottle
opener collar!
The
Eat-Clean Diet. Tosca Reno is Beth's hero. If you want to know
more about how she keeps her girlish figure just read this book.
The
owner of Melt Bar & Grill put out the offer of 25% off FOR
LIFE to anyone who would tattoo a grilled cheese sandwich on
their body... and he's already had over 50 people get inked!
Faith
is a Chinese Chow Chow who was born with only 3 legs. Her front
leg was so deformed that it had to be removed which left her
with only her back legs so her owners have taught her to walk
upright!
Acrocats
is coming to Penguin's on Wednesday night for their MEOWY Christmas
show. And yes, Beth will be there.
The
Sno Wovel. Three times faster than a shovel with half the work,
it's the Wovel! And you're gonna need one tomorrow....
Bring
TIM! Brad Johnson is a local man who has invented the first
portable meeting cost calculator and clock.
Pinball
Hall Of Fame. Tim Arnold's Pinball Hall of Fame in Las Vegas
has over 10,000 square feet of nothing but pinball machines.
And you can play them too!
Track
The Tree. Track the Capitol Christmas Tree as it makes its way
from Arizona to the front lawn of the U.S. Capitol Building
in Washington, D.C.
Tailgating.
Joe "the Commish" Cahn lives to tailgate! He generally
visits between 40 and 50 college and pro football stadiums each
year and has a website dedicated to it as well!
Don't
use those outdated baby tubs for your infant... the Tummy Tub
is a unique womb-shaped bath! Also known as a bucket, yeah they
want you to put your baby in a bucket.
101
Muppets of Sesame Street. In honor of Sesame Street's 40th year
on the air here is a handy guide to some of your favorites.
We
talked to Reyn Guyer, the man credited with inventing the game
Twister and also the Nerf ball!
There
is a new book out called Glamourpuss. Bill was a bit disappointed
as it wasn't at all what he was expecting.
Hottest
Toys of 2009. Find out what toys are hot this year and where
to buy them!
Crazy
Shoe Lady. Darlene Flynn holds the Guinness World Record for
having the largest collection of shoe related items.
Cross
The Atlantic. Ralph Brown is out to set new Guinness world records
for a transatlantic crossing and to raise money for Wounded
Heroes at the same time!
Pat
Fleet. You might not know the name but you've definitely heard
the voice!
The
Sparkle Effect. There is a small miracle happening in Bettendorf.
Food
In Real Life. Food always looks better on the package and this
website will show you the comparisons!
People
Of Walmart. An entire website dedicated to the strange sights
and people that you can be witness to at your local Walmart.
TapeYourself.com.
Remember that video we posted way back of that drunk kid taped
by his friends? Well, now you can submit your own taped photo
on purpose!
Drink
Database. Plan your weekend with some of these drinks.
Follow
Justin's Dad on Twitter. I'm 28. I live with my 73-year-old
dad. He is awesome. I just write down %*@& that he says.
Save
The Clock Tower Auction. That's right, if you bid on this giant
zucchini the proceeds go to help fix clock tower in New Harmony,
IN.
Papa
John is reunited with his beloved Camaro that he sold back in
1983 which led to start of the pizza chain.
Celebrity
Crypt Auction. Spend your afterlife above Marilyn Monroe...
bidding is only at $4.6 million so far!
The
Andreas Kapsalis & Goran Ivanovic guitar duo played at the
Red Stone Room on July 10th. If you missed them you can still
check them out on their website and get the CD!
Mr.
Clucky has served as Grand Marshall of Miami Beach's Annual
King Mango Strut Parade and was voted Top Activist in 2008.
But the city is now trying to evict him from his home and Miami
Beach.
RunPee.com.
The site that tells you the best times to run and take a leak
when you are at the movies and even tells you what will happen
in the scene you miss!
What
It Costs. Find out the price for pretty much anything you can
think of on this website!
The
Cat That Tweets. Join the million and a half people already
following Sockington's Twitter feed.
Classic
Arcade Games. Links to play all your favorite old arcade games
online.
KLOV & Twin Galaxies. Relive your arcade days
with the Killer
List of Video Games. Also check out Twin
Galaxies for high scores or to submit your own record.
Online
Video Guide. This is the site that Dwyer was talking about for
watching pretty much whatever TV show or movie that you can
think of.
Bill
Waters is auctioning off the original "Dr Pepper Pepsin
Bitters" formula handwritten in the ledger book from the
Waco Drug Store in which It was Invented.
Josh
Sullivan is traveling all over the US during 2009 doing a project
called “Fifty-Two Friends”. Each week he is staying
with a different person in a different city.
If
Virgin Mary toast or doors with the image of Jesus don't do
it for you now you can own the Hand of God wall. Bid now on
eBay!
The
McDoug Diet. Doug Logeais ate McDonald's for 30 days and LOST
weight. Learn how he did it here.
Tim
Clements won a few million dollars in the lottery and he did
what most of us would do with the money.... open a Dude Ranch.
The
movie Sugar was partially filmed in the Quad Cities and it opened
the last wekend in April at Cinema 53. Pay attenion 'cause you
might see some familiar faces in the background crowds of the
show!
We talked to Nate Nicholson of the Funktastic
5 about his lung transplant this morning. Learn more about
organ donation here
for Iowa and here
for Illinois.
Blind
Guy Hitting. Mark Wetzel is legally blind. He has been afflicted
with macular degeneration of the retina since the age of 14.
And yet he is a professional baseball hitting instructor!
We
talked to Corporal Andy Ebert this morning about the accuracy
of the HBO film "Taking Chance". Take a look at the
trailer here.
Show
your support for QC hockey by signing the petition and putting
a deposit down on season tickets so that we can keep a professional
hockey team in the Quad Cities.
Anvil
The Movie. At the age of 14, Toronto school friends Steve "Lips"
Kudrow and Robb Reiner made a pact to rock together forever.
They meant it. And now 30 years later their story is forever
on film.
The
national debt now stands at more than $11 TRILLION. But, to
be honest, we have NO CLUE just how much $1 TRILLION actually
is... much less $11 trillion. Take a look at this and you'll
get a better idea of how much $1 trillion is.
Lloyd's
Tropical Bike Tour. Lloyd Mager won the annual conch blowing
contest down in Key West Florida. Besides blowing conchs he
also gives bike tours on Key West.
Marlena
Midnite is dedicated to bringing you the finest in Sci-Fi and
Horror Cinema. Check out her webisode previews and look for
TV syndication this fall!
Smittens
are mittens specially designed so that two people can hold hands
inside of one mitten. Stay tuned 'cause we will be giving them
away just in time for Valentine's Day!
Cute
Things Falling Asleep. We talked to the owner of Beth's newest
favorite website. Click here to see literally hundreds of cute
things falling asleep!
The
One Dollar Diet Project. Two social justice teachers decided
to try eating on one dollar a day.
If
you are looking for something a little different to do this
coming spring, you can join Chad Pregracke for an alternative
Spring Break clean-up! Lean about that and more here.
Hollywood
Hair Guy Dean Banowetz talked with us today about his new rotating
hot iron, the InStyler. See it in action on his site!
The
contents of the late Evel Knievel's motorhome and other personal
items are being auctioned off on eBay.
Xavier
Lights. Scott Loftus has one of the biggest light displays in
Illinois with over 100,000 synchronized lights. Check it out
on his site.
Some yummy
eye candy for you... and it's safe to view at work! (be careful
not to drool on your keyboard)
MTVMusic.com
- Bill is surprised that this website took so long to arrive...
but it's here and it's ready for you to spend your entire day
on!
We Love Boobs!
We
talked to our friend Gina Castronovo this morning about one
of our favorite topics. But in all seriousness, check out her
story in this book about young breast cancer survivors.
Have
some spare cash and want to pick up that final piece of Brett
Favre memorabilia? The former Green Bay Packers home is now
on the market! Real estate listing can be viewed
here.
Archie
McPhee: Yesterday we were talking about websites that you can
spend a lot of time on. Well, Dwyer spent tons of time on this
one looking at all the crazy toys!
The
top 10 worst songs that hit #1 on the charts.
If
you're still undecided about the vote then you need to use the
Match-O-Matic!
102
Minutes That Changed America. This is the program that Bill
was talking about his morning. You can watch some highlights
of it here but please be warned that parts of it are graphic
and may be disturbing to some viewers.
Is
your wimpy factory car horn just not cutting it when you try
to get people's attention? Matt Heller has what you need at
Hornblasters!
Album
Cover World Map. Check out this new use for Google Maps... a
world map of the locations pictured on album covers!
Whether
you are a blues fan or not you'll want to check out this documentary
about the story of Maxwell Street in Chicago.
We
spoke to Chad Pregracke this morning from his location on the
Cedar River where his team is working. If you'd like to help
with the cleanup you can contact them through their website!
Apparently
the White Castle Slider Run that we've done in the past has
caught someone's attention 'cause they made a Flight Simulator
version of it! You can download it here.
How I spent my stimulus check. Need
some ideas on how to spend that free money? Check out this site
and be sure to spend some time perusing the "weird"
category.
Bill
Elder, one of MAD Magazine's original artists, has passed away
at the age of 86. In honor of his passing we share with you
one of the best parts of the magazine... the MAD Fold In!
Brad
Williams has the ability to remember virturally EVERYTHING.
He is one of only a few people in the world with a condition
called hyperthymesia.
We've
all been feeling the pain at the gas pump lately but did you
know you can do something about it? Wayne Gerdes has some great
tips to still drive the same distance with less fill-ups.
The
song that was a #1 hit on the day you were born set the tone
for the rest of your life. Find out the song that was at the
top of the chart when you entered the world.
We
take no responsibility for what happens after you click this
link. You may waste your entire day or even your entire week
looking through these great auction deals... you have been
warned! Others to check out are govliquidation.com
& govdeals.com
The
Real eStalker. This is the site the Bill was talking about that
you can spend an entire day on. If a celebrity home is on the
market you'll find it here. Check out how the other half lives!
Not
much for candy but still want to go on your own hunt? Check
out some DVD Easter Eggs on this site!
The
World Clock will tell you everything that is going on world-wide.
It's interesting and depressing all rolled into one!
What
the heck is a Hulu? The name doesn't mean anything yet but it
will soon. This site is an awesome new place to watch your favorite
TV and movie clips. Check it out!
Pin-Ups
For Vets. Support your hospitalized Veterans by purchasing a
pin-up calendar or poster from Gina Elise!
Iowa's
own Patrick Acton uses ordinary wooden matchsticks and turns
them in to amazing works of art. Find out how you can see them
for yourself!
Seeing
Stars. With this link you could plan your whole vaction around
visiting historic celebrity locations.
Looking
for someplace with a little less snow? Check out Mars!
Want
to play some of those old arcade games but can't afford to have
a game room like Peter Hirshberg? Here's a link 'til you can
build your own arcade!
We
talked to Peter Hirschberg this morning about his huge game
arcade, check it out!
Suresh
Joachim has broken over 30 world records including longest continuous
time as a DJ. Check out all of his records on his website!
Take
this test and find out how many five year olds you could take
in a fight.
We
talked with Chris Elliott this morning. You probably know him
from Something About Mary but check out his new book!
The
Sears 1982 Wishbook: It's the ghost of Christmas past. Go back
in time with over 650 pages of products from the 80's!
Are
You An Idiot? Before you answer yes, at least give it a chance
and take the test.
Check
out the emergency incidents happening around the world!
We've found
the ultimate way to show your support for the QC Flames at this
season's hockey games.
The
most TELLING personality test ever!!! It is dead on!
Find
out which celebrities are in your "birthday poker hand"
on this website.
We have the ultimate link to be your kids hero
this Christmas. System
Requirements Lab will tell you if your computer can play
any video game just by typing in the title.
The Mississippi Valley Fair is going on this
week and we know you wanna win at carnival games! These two
websites will tell you all the secrets you need to know!
Retro
Crush Blifiloo
We
spoke with Mighty John Marshall this morning about his website
Money Music. If you ever wanted to find out the value of your
record collection he has all the info you need.
Ever
heard a song and you could swear that you've heard a song that
sounds just like it before? This site is dedicated to matching
up songs that sound like other songs! Also check out Riff
Rip-Offs.
Roger Tullgren is our new hero. In Sweden he
has been officially diagnosed with being addicted to heavy metal
music and gets money from the state for his disability. Read
more or become his friend on MySpace.
We talked to Sergeant Major Brad Kasal this morning about his
experiences in Fallujah and his courageous mission to rescue
fallen comrades.
This morning we talked to Jamison Stone down in Alabama. He's
only 11 years old but he shot a monster wild hog weighing over
1,000 lbs! Check out his site here.
Bob
Leroy Head of Maquoketa, IA may be the next promotional bobblehead
for the Portland Beavers. Help make it happen by voting on this
site! (vote on left hand side of the screen, he's number
3) Read
more here.
Soon to be released is an entire book dedicated to people who
have Star Wars tattoos. Check out the official site here.
Dwyer is drooling over this vending machine that will make you
a fresh, hot pizza in under 2 minutes!
We spoke to author Bob Sehlinger, author of "The Unofficial
Guide to Walt Disney World." It's loaded with tips, advice
and secrets about Disney World. Get the book here.
Wanna set up a drive-in theater in your back yard? Here's the
website Michaels was talking about that teaches you how to do
it.
Ever see a super hot chick with a loser of a guy? This site
is devoted to this phenomenon, complete with commentary.
Ever wondered about t he last meals of prisoners on death row?
Find out everything you've ever wanted to know at this site.
If you're having a hard time planning the amount of drinks for
your big bash then you need The Kegulator!
2000 Olympic Gold Medalist Rulon Gardner has cheated death again
after his single engine plane plunged into icy water.
If you like pampering your pet you have to check out this site.
Since Michaels got
to put up John Dee's snow forecast website, which was neither
funny or interesting, the rest of the morning show thought it
would only be fair to share their website links with you as
well.
John Dee is a private meteorologist and he has just posted his
forecast for this season. See what he says about snowfall this
winter.
Think
you know movie posters? Take this quiz, but be careful
you could just spend your whole day doing this.
WWE Wrestler Rob Van Dam was pulled over for speeding and the
cop asked "Why does your car smell like dope?"
A reporter tells Paris Hilton about the comments people have
been making about her. Click here to see her reaction.
This test will determine how sharp your brain is. Do you
have the intelligence of a 5-year old or a 60-year old?
If your cat looks like Hitler, then you'll love this website.
Look... I'm on TV! Look... This reporter is about to beat
the hell out of me.
Here's a sneak preview of the new Superman movie.
Do you need a Driver's Ed Refresher?
Professor Splash is the world record for shallow water diving.
Watch Mike Metzger jump the fountains at Caesar's Palace.
How
David Blaine levitates (Here's
the secrets to all his other tricks)
Tired
of high gas prices? This website shows you how to make
your own gas.
Think
that hip Chinese character you got tattooed on your back is
sending the right message? See what it really says.
Pastor Richard Green has been rebuilding Noah's Ark for 30 years.
See his progress & prepare to be underwhelmed.
Enter
the code "big" to save 20% on the World's Largest
Bubbles.
The
Patriot Guard Riders show respect for our soldiers.
Ted
Nugent has a program to help families of soldiers called Freedom's
Angels.
Remember
the DEA Agent that shot his foot. Now he's suing the government
for releasing the tape.
Here's
Fritz's secret website that gives you all the free stuff.
Quad
Citian Moon Villalobos will ride his bike across the U.S. and
you can help.
This
website can tell what number you are thinking of.
Here's
some of the 2006 Superbowl commercials.
Can
you start a fire with a can of Coke & a chocolate bar?
Why
would you smash a perfectly good sports car?
We
all know Chuck Norris is a bad ass, but here's a few things
you don't know.
Windows
Live Local works like Google Earth, but has a bird's eye view.
Type
a command and Santa will do it.
Now
you can control Donald Trump's every move.
Here's
a photo collection of Santa with screaming kids.
Here's
a weather website that Michaels has an un-natural attraction
to.
Type
in a band, and this website will find other bands that you might
like.
DeeAnn
Donovan (from Iowa City) was featured on Trading Spouses.
This
is the biggest beer ad ever.
Sure,
they look hot now, but what if celebrities had acne.
You
can now buy your very own God Warrior bobblehead.
The
best thing to do during a tornado is to tape it.
This
website sells funny t-shirts exclusively for fat guys.
Are
you a bad tipper? Then check out Shitty Tipper Database.
Phone
System Shortcuts... Reach an operator in seconds.
Caution:
You could spend all day on this website, just don't spend all
your money.
The
Ultimate At Work Time Waster: Google Earth!
Hey
ladies, here's a website that lets you borrow purses & handbags!
Bunnies
re-enact famous Hollywood movies in 30 seconds!
Todd
Grannis set himself on fire as part of a marriage proposal.
Here's
a New York City Fireworks Display.
It's
the 25th Anniversary of the Blues Brothers movie.
There
once was a Duggar who lived in a shoe & had so many kids...
Computer
Nerd or Cannibal? You Decide!
Here's
a video clip of Rusty Wallace running Tony Danza into a wall.
Here's
a list of the smartest dogs... and the dumbest.
Here's
the cheapest gas prices in the Quad Cities.
Kathy
Sander of Clinton, Iowa is one of Playboy's Desperate Housewives.
Need
juicy Hollywood gossip? Here's The Hollywood "A" List.
Here's
your guide for the best route through Walt Disney World.
Can
you tell the difference between a female and a shemale?
Karl
"Mailman" Malone's House is going to be auctioned off.
Watch
as Jacko changes from a black man to a white woman.
Compare
your height to the height of celebrities.
Whatever
your message, spread it with the Church Sign Generator.
Mary
Kay Letourneau's Bridal Registry: AARP card for her, X-Box for
him.
Here's
the 2005 Superbowl Commercials in the order they were aired.
Jordan
Snipes heaves the basketball the full length of the court to
win the game!
Jordan
made the shot again during an interview the following day.
What
does it feel like to spend money like a celebrity?
All
of the record-breaking statistics of Jeopardy! champ, Ken Jennings!
Which
presidential candidate represents your views?
This
fish was won at a school fun fair & has survived for 20
years!
How
compatible are you with a certain celebrity?
What
ever happened to The Rainbow Man?
Do
you have proper Cell Phone Etiquette.
It's All About You...
Put your face on a variety of products.
Eddie
Van Halen's "Eruption" Played on a Violin.
Search
Rock Island County Court Records
Search
Scott County Court Records
Here's
some interesting facts about your favorite Classic Rock Artists
Prevent
Police Cameras From Seeing Your License Plates
Find
Out If Your Neighbors Have Contributed To A Political Campaign
Here
is the Singing Website
Check
out "Lucky", the 2-Legged Dog
The
Disney Tattoo Guy
Upgrade
Your Toilet Seat To A Cat Seat
Carve
the members of KISS on a pumpkin
So,
What Did You Dream Last Night?
Weird
High School Mascots
Celebrities
In Commercials
Robert Palmer Interview
Macho Man is releasing a CD...
Click here for a free preview
Can
you measure up to the greats?
Help
by sending an Air Conditioner to a soldier in Iraq.
The
World's Largest House of Cards (Video)
Get
Your Own Mullet Wig!
Tired
of Yardwork? Get a Lazy Lawn
More
eBay Feedback reviews should look like this guys
Get
a Flat Stomach While Still Drinking Beer!
The
3 guys walking from Chicago to Alcatraz
You
can take your love of burning ants with a magnifying glass as
a kid to an extreme!
Here's
where Ralph got the original Star Wars Trilogy on DVD!
Here's what Ralph's copies
of the movies look like!
Take
out your aggression on the family pet
Retail
Alphabet Game
Here
is the greatest mind reading website ever!
Here's
a collection of the world's WORST celebrity look-a-likes!
Take
a ride on this Flash Game!
Click
here to check what TV has done to your vision!
When
Dwyer & Michaels need a hotel in town, they use Courtyard
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Click
here to stop by Mr. Rogers Neighborhood of Make believe.
Click
here to read the first hand account of being inside the Rhode
Island club when it caught on fire!
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here to see all the past covers of the most anticipated swimsuit
magazine in history!
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here to check out a breakdown of Bill Gates' annual salary!
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here to play your favorite arcade games
What
did you use to believe as a Kid?
Check
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Dwyer & Michaels new at work bowling time waster!
Try
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See
where to pee at night with Jonny Glow!
Hear
Red Skelton recite the Pledge of Allegiance
See
your very own Virtual Fireworks Show from Phantom Fireworks
Collapse
at work time waster
Mini-Golf
at-work time waster!
Take
the Female/Shemale Quiz!
Quad
City Mallards Fan Site!
Here's
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the ADDICTIVE Kick-ups game
Learn
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the new site to download music
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about!
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to earn his salary!
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What
cup does your favorite starlet wear? Check here
If
you look like Kenny Rogers or know someone who does check this
out!
Funny
cartoons and animated clips here.
Sit
and enjoy the Minnesota wilderness while you wait for a Moose
to pass by.
Ever
wonder what happens to the pictures that never make it back
from the Photo Developers?
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Rate
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Cool
birth announcements here!
Find
the worst nicknames for your name!
Pamela
Blakeman's Subway Diet!
Here's
the website for the Satellite shots of the US
Jack
Condon-Charlie's Angels Fanatic!
Ghost Cam from Evansville Library
Disturbing
Auctions: Scary things found for sale on e-bay!
Here's
the guy who's building a rocket to the Moon!
Pro
Athlete Crime Database
Drive
around in a billboard
Mighty
John Marshall
Experience
Music Project-Jimi Hendrix
Uncle
Joe Benson's Website!!
Hard
to Find Foods and Candies
Hard
to Find Candy
Bill
Gates House - The Virtual Tour
The
Last Supper Bug Painting
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