Megan, age 4
 

First of all, I don't even know what this is. If it's supposed to be a dog, then it's the sh*ttiest dog I've ever seen. F

Kyle, age 8
 

You spelled America wrong moron. Also, I could have sworn America's colors were red, white and blue. There's no yellow anywhere, traitor.F

Lisa, age 6
 

Holy crap, I almost had a seizure when I saw this one. Three words: too many colors. Also, eggs aren't supposed to have ears, dipsh*t.F

Cameron, age 4
 

Terrible. F

Bryce, age 10

This one wouldn't be too bad if the color was kept inside the lines, you picked a new perspective, used non-abrasive colors and asked someone with talent to paint it for you. On one hand I want to give an A for effort but... F

Jon, age 8

Ding Ding! Here comes the Sh*t-mobile. I've never seen a fire truck that needed to be shaved. I would rather be burned to death than be saved by this hairy piece of sh*it. F

Rachel, age 7
 

That's interesting, everyone in this picture is white. Even the rainbow is white. Perhaps in an ideal world, everyone would be white isn't that right, Rachel? Or should I call you RACIST? Nice try, Hitler. F

Jason, age 6
 

This one would receive an "A" if the assignment was to throw as much random sh*t onto a paper as poorly as you can. I've pissed patterns on snow that look more coherent than this. F

Seth, age 4
 

Vrrrroooooooooooommmmmm! F

Kelly, age 9

This was a Christmas gift from Kelly to her parents. Good job Kelly, now pack up your sh*t and find a foster home. If my kids tried to pass this off as a gift, they'd come home from school and find all their sh*t outside in a box. What a lousy gift, seriously. You give them video games and toys, and they give you some half-assed drawing with a crooked tree. I wonder how much a gift like this would set someone back. Five, maybe ten minutes to find a napkin and some markers? F