Rockabye Baby
Rock your baby's brains out!
Rita Crundwell Convicted
Rita Crundwell was sentenced to 20 years on embezzlement charges. This is the article detailing the Mayor's work with the FBI.
Cat Turd Stock
Follow along with Dwyer's Cat Turd Stock pick.
Nudifier
Here is the app that Michaels was talking about, plus some inspiring pictures for your viewing pleasure.
Magical Reindeer Gems
Looking for a 'crappy' gift to give somebody this year? Susie Ohley, from the Miller Park Zoo in Bloomington, Illinois, sells reindeer poop gifts.
The Military Wallet
Veterans Day is soon approaching and there are many restaurants and companies who want to thank our veterans by providing them with discounts or a free meal.
Celebrity House Pictures.com
This is the website Michaels was talking about. It lets you look up celebrity houses by state.
One Hit Wonder Day 2012
Here's the playlist from One Hit Wonder Day.
Well Educated Person Test
Dwyer's son brought this test home for his parents to take. These are all things that you should have learned in history class.
WIZMARK Talking Urinal Cakes
Michigan officials are deploying 400 talking urinal cakes to 200 restaurants and watering holes across the Great Lake State as part of a stepped up anti-drunk driving campaign for the Fourth of July. The urinal communicator can be outfit with any message or image to fit your needs.
Bear Math
Casey Bridge, an eighth grader at a Chicago Public School, approached Charles Tillman at a fundraiser. She needed help with a math problem, and Tillman was the best one to help her with it.
Angry College Voicemail
Wanna hear what an angry person who doesn't usually cuss sounds like?
Who's Alive and Who's Dead
Who's Alive and Who's Dead is a web site dedicated to helping you find out which of the noted celebrities of our time are with us, and which ones have died.
Live Uncommon
Live Uncommon is aiming to break the record for the largest Torchlight Parade.
How Common Is Your Birthday?
Find out exactly with an interactive heat map.
Dwyer's Letter To Sports Parents
Here is the letter that Dwyer wrote to the parents of the players on his baseball team.
Zack Hample
Zack Hample is the king of catching baseballs.
Iowa Corn CyHawk Series
Cast your vote for the new Cy-Hawk trophy...
Must Have Apps
We've compiled this list from our listeners of the Must Have Apps for your smart phone.
QC Dek Hockey
Patrik Levesque stopped by to talk about Dek Hockey. A popular sport back in his hometown of Trois-Rivieres, it's gaining a huge following here in the QC!
Save On Brew
Here's a cool site, just put in your Zip Code and find the cheapest beer near you.
DIY Hand Warmers
The first segment of Dwyer's Amazingness Time taught us how to make our own handwarmers.
Obama's Chrysler
Got $1,000,000 to spend? Fan of Obama? His old Chrysler is for sale on eBay with his signature on the title.
Superbowl Condo Rental
Looking to go to the Super Bowl but you don't want to pay for a hotel room that's a 30 minute drive away? Rent a condo that is only 1/2 mile away from the game... for only $3,900 a day.
Mitt's Income vs. Your Income
How long would it take the GOP candidate to earn what you make in a year?
5 Most Painful Missed Field Goals
In the spirit of Billy Cundiff ending the Ravens' season with a botched kick...
Dirty Sports Names
Here are some of the dirtiest sounding names in sports.
Do Not Call
You're on the Do Not Call list, but are you still getting unsolicited phone calls? Here's how to get rid of them once and for all.
What Were Those Lights In The Sky?
This morning many people in and around the Quad Cities saw strange beams of light in the sky. Light pillars appear when artificial light or natural light bounces off the facets of flat ice crystals wafting relatively close to the ground.
Tattoo
Here is Van Halen's new single "Tattoo."
Van Halen's Back!
Here's the set list from Van Halen's first show back to promote their new album with David Lee Roth since the 80's.
**We've added some pictures and videos and also talked with Matt from UltimateClassicRock.com about the show.
We Mustache You Some Questions...
...But we'll shave them for later!
Meanwhile you can take the Great Mustache Quiz and test your knowledge on famous lip hair.
UPDATE 9/26/11: THE EAGLE RESCUE!!
Michaels and his family found an injured bald eagle in Wisconsin. Here's how they caught and helped rescue her.
Burnt Toast
Tired of waiting for an apparition of Christ to appear?
Galen Dively of Vermont has just the toaster for you!
Are You Smarter Than A Morning Show DJ?
Dwyer was sent this car quiz... his score was 85%... Are you smarter than a DJ?
To The Batcave
By day, Kevin Silva repairs amplifiers... at night he heads to his Bat Cave with over 16,000 pieces of Batman memorabilia! And yes... he does have a wife.
Vortex Toothpaste
Retired St. Louis dentist and inventor Dr. Howard Wright is releasing his groundbreaking color-changing toothpaste after a 10-year process that has become a labor of love.
Drive A Tank
Finally, a driving experience for the man's man!
Fit 2 Fat 2 Fit
Drew gained over 70 pounds to show people how to get back in shape!
All I Want For Christmas Is To See A Tornado
Terry Swails' wife, Carolyn Wettstone, has got a new children's book out and it comes with a Terry Swails bobblehead!
Edward Van Halen: A Definitive Biography
We talked with Kevin Dodds, who wrote Edward Van Halen: A Definitive Biography. He included transcripts of our interviews with Eddie in his book.
Team Rubicon
Team Rubicon unites the skills and experiences of military veterans with medical professionals to deploy vanguard teams that bridge the gap in disaster response.
Mr. Unstoppable
Jay Platt will attempt to become the only person in history to swim across the Mississippi river while handcuffed, shackled, and blindfolded.
7 Billion People And You
The world's population is expected to hit seven billion in the next few weeks, what's your number?
Corvette Mike
We talked with Corvette Mike about the '78 Corvette he found in a barn... still no idea on how much he paid.
Charlie Cockpit
Here is where you can find out where to see Charlie Cockpit perform and how to contact Charlie.
The McGangBang
Can you say, "Om nom nom."
Top Cries from the Men of the Internet.
Want to see the best videos on the internet of men crying?
Mallards Training Camp
Dwyer and Michaels' invited their hockey playing listeners to try out for the QC Mallards.
Problems with viruses?
Here is some free software to help your PC with viruses.
Nate is lookin' for a date.
We talked to Nate Wright who is looking for the "wright" woman! Vote for his next Date!
Sorceress Cagliastro
Ever wanted to turn your dead pet into a mummy? Great! We got the gal for you.
Farts are still funny!
For those of you who want to enjoy the humor of farts where ever you may be, take a look at these links.
Finger for Sale!
Indiana man looks to sell severed index finger to save haunted museum.
Rude Gestures
Going on vacation out of the country and want to insult somebody? Check these out.
30 Pack Heist
Does This Look Like The Face Of The Mastermind Behind The Most Ill-Conceived Beer Heist In History? Ah, to be young and stupid. Really, really stupid.
Rock Star Net Worth
Ever wonder how much a celebrity is worth? Here's a website that will tell you about all kinds of different celebs. We've focused on rock stars, but there are more. You could easily spend an entire day on this site.
Looking for Classic Faxes? Click
here!
Man In A Box
A St. Paul man has decided
to live in a glass apartment at the Mall of America in an attempt
to show people how to live healthier.
Homemade Girl Scout Cookies
It's almost that
time of year again! But if you don't wanna wait a second more
for your favorite cookies then try one of these recipes at home!
Secret Elvis Session?
Rod Lambert picked up a box
of tapes at a yard sale over 10 years ago. Recently listening
to some he discovered what sounds like a recording session with
Elvis and Jerry Lee Lewis.
Paula Deen English Peas Recipe
Reminiscent of the reviews
for the 3 Wolf Moon Shirt, people have now targeted one of Paula
Deen's recipes with their hilarious comments.
Don't Call This Phone
Most people
leave outgoing messages on their cell phones saying that they
can't come to the phone, but in this case "don't call for
his dusty ass no more."
Nutraloaf Recipe
Have a kid who needs a little
discipline?
Try what the Maryland prison system does
and feed them Nutraloaf!
The Little Air Horn Boy
Lost to history, it's
the lesser known
Christmas story of The Little Air Horn Boy.
Veterans Day Discounts
Those who have helped make
this the Land of the Free should take full advantage of the free
and discounted offers in their honor today! Thanks for your service!
Buried Alive?
Here's that story we read
earlier about the guy who went to review a haunted house and got
thrown in a trunk, buried alive and then left out by his car.
Is this legit or just some bogus story?
Who's Had The Most Partners?
Think you can tell
how many partners a woman has had based on how she looks? Take
this quiz and find out. Bet you can't get 100%!
Mel Gibson Ringtones
Mel Gibson has really done
a great service to us by providing the perfect ex-wife ringtone.
Download it now!
SnowMower
Adam Tice is the president
and founder of Everyday Innovations and he's invented a snow plow
attachment for your lawnmower. And this isn't the only thing he's
invented!
Breast Enhancement Ringtone
Hideto Tomabechi is a
doctor in Japan and he believes you can increase the size of your
breasts just by changing the ringtone on your cell phone.
Work Audio Quiz
Listen to this "work"
audio quiz and see how
many songs and artists you can identify!
Car Calendar Finalists
Finally, the
results are in! We tallied them up, and after over 5000 votes,
here's your 12 finalists for the Dwyer & Michaels 2011 Car
Calendar.
Arsenic and Old Lace
All My Children’s
Walt Willey returns to his hometown of Ottawa, IL native to star
in Arsenic and Old Lace along side Julia Barr and Howard Johnson.
13 Things A Burglar Won't Tell You
Should you spend your money on
a home security system? A look inside a burglar's mind might help
you decide.
"River Warriors" Television Premiere
“River Warriors”
premiered on Thursday, June 10, 2010 at 8 pm on the Discovery
Channel. The show follows Chad Pregracke and the Living Lands
and Waters crew during their clean up efforts.
The National Drivers Test
Beth
found a National Drivers Test. How well do you know the rules
of the road? Click here to find out if you pass!
Blackhawks Ringtone
Looking for the Blackhawks
goal song for your phone? Click here!
Vote For The Government Bridge!
The Government
Bridge is one of two bridges in the world that can do a full 360
turn and it's in the running to become one of the Architectural
Wonders of the United States.
7 Coolest “How It’s Made” Factory Tours
Some of the best factories
that open their doors to the public. If you are traveling this
summer check and see if you'll be near any of these locations!
Favorite Albums
A listener e-mailed
asking what our favorite albums are to listen to front-to-back.
Well, he got what he asked for!
The Do-It-Yourself Coffin
With the economy these
days many people are choosing to do repairs and maintenance themselves
to cut costs. Here's just one more way to save.
Tech Support Calls
Thanks to an online soundboard
we were able to have Mr. Rogers make a tech support call. And
this other guy sounds like he wants a new mouse... but he goes
crazy!
It's The Most Amazing Craigslist
Ad Yo
Do you want to be
homeless? Then you better come check out this room for rent. It
has WALLS and a CEILING. (ad has lots
of sassy text)
Backup Your iPod
We spoke with Annonymous this morning
and he shared some information about how to *wink, wink* backup
or restore your iPod songs to your computer.
Unintentionally Funny Website Names
Here are
11 unintentionally funny website names that will, hopefully, let
people know that there's more out there than Penisland.net (which
is an intentionally funny parody site)
Home Invasion 911 Call
Jerry Lee Jones Jr's
blood alcohol level was 4 times the legal limit when he threw
a wrought iron deck chair through a sliding glass door at the
Hoover residence.
Favorite Movies
We each shared our top
5 movies this morning then listeners called and e-mailed with
their favorites. The whole list is posted as well as the top favorite.
Cover Songs
This Friday everyone
on the show picked one of their favorite cover songs, if you missed
any of them you can listen here.
Motorized Barstool
Kile Wygle got a DUI when
he wrecked his motorized barstool on the way home after a night
of drinking.
Who's Hotter, 20 or 40?
The cougars are looking
pretty hot lately! Take this poll and see how they rate against
girls half their age.
Our First Albums
This morning everyone
on the show brought in a track from the very first album they
purchased with their own money. See if you matched up the tune
with the person.
Free Birthday Food
Beth's husband has a birthday
this week and he wanted to get some free food. We got some great
suggestions and you can see the whole list here!
Presidents Day
We always celebrate Presidents
Day with these special phone conversations from President Lyndon
B. Johnson.
Grace Under Pressure
Here is the full air
traffic control audio from the Hudson River plane crash.
Fun With Scammers
We've been corresponding
with an e-mail scammer since just after Halloween... and we think
he might be on to us!
Musical Show & Tell
This morning everyone on
the show picked a song to play. We've had a very mixed reaction
so of course we have to have a poll and see what song is really
the favorite. Vote now!
Athletes With Illegitimate Kids
They're leaving illiegitimate
kids behind them left and right... I guess the good thing is we'll
have plenty of little athletes running around for the next generation.
Fart Soundboard
You heard us play them
this morning, now you can share these lovely sounds with your
friends and family!
2008 Favorite Audio Clips
Listen to some of
our very favorite audio clips from the past year!
Walmart Bingo
Walmart's not just
for shopping anymore. Play this bingo game next time you go!
Telemarketer Calls A Crazy Lady
This guy gets an earful
from a crazy lady when he makes a telemarketing call.
Keep It Fresh
Learn how to keep your Christmas
tree fresh 'til the Fourth of July!
Pig Spleen Forecast 2008-2009
Get ready
to plan your year according to a pig spleen. All the details of
the upcoming weather forecast are right here.
The Ultimate Halloween Prop
Just
in time for Halloween, the fake bigfoot body
is up for sale on eBay!
Double Duty On Screen
Check out this list of
10 actors who have played against themselves on the big screen.
A Familar Face
So Sarah Palin has the
attention of most of the country right now, but does she look
like someone we have seen before?
eBay Auction - haunted spice rack
Kyle
Thomas apparently got more than he bargained for when he purchased
this secondhand spice rack. Now it's up for bid on eBay, along
with the paranormal activity it invokes.
eBay Auction - motorcycle
Just
an ordinary motorcycle being sold on eBay, right? Scroll down
to the bottom and read the "Questions from other members"
section!
Paying It Forward
Dwyer's mom talked with
us Friday morning about doing Random Acts of Kindness instead
of buying each other Christmas presents this year. We asked listeners
to share their stories about paying it forward and here are just
a few of the stories we received.
Robert Downey Jr. Interview
Listen as Robert
Downey Jr. answers with class some non-traditional questions from
a heavily tattooed morning show DJ.
Road House Drinking Game
We know you didn't have
plans this weekend so we're gonna help you out by giving you this
drinking game. Play Saturday so you have Sunday to recover!
QC Businesses A to Z
Check out this listing
of local QCA businesses and get some great offers when you mention
Dwyer & Michaels!
Founder of the Weather Channel
Monday morning we spoke
to meteorologist John Coleman, founder of the Weather Channel,
who informed us that everything we've been told about global warming
is untrue.
Sports Catch Phrases
The Wildman translates
the top 20 sports catch phrases for the common fan.
Summer Songs
You know it's summertime
when you're out driving, windows down and you hear that one certain
song....
Price Tag Codes
Learn what the codes on price
tags in your favorite store really mean with this list.
Amazing Sportsmanship
Players from the opposing
team stunned everyone when they carried injured home-run hitter
Sara Tucholsky around the all the bases and across home plate.
Museum Of Obnoxious Ringtones
The most annoying ringtones
ever...
you know you want them!
Ever wondered
about the story behind the stage name of your favorite musicians?
Click here to read a few of them.
Sure, they're
rolling in the dough now, but many of your favorite artists paid
their dues in some of the worst jobs imaginable.
Scot
Halpin recently died at only 54 years old. During his short lifetime
he got to do something not many can lay claim to... play with
The Who! Listen to our interview with him.
It's
everything you need to know about history... contained in every
Iron Maiden album! This should get you one World History Credit
just for reading!!
Ever
wonder what David Lee Roth would sound like without all those
drums and guitars?
Click here and find out!
India's Tata
Motors is making a splash in the worldwide auto market. After
purchasing Land Rover and Jaguar from Ford, the next logical step
is sponsoring the 2 Dorks!
From
our "When radio contests go bad" bureau, comes this
gem. Get ready to play "Cash Call!!"
Dwyer's
sister is in the news when an icey tree falls on her car. The
line she says proves that she is the funniest of the Dwyer siblings.
Then & Now: How School Has
Changed. Take a look at this list of School 1960 vs. School 2007.
Page Hopkins
live news blooper. We can only laugh at this because we're perfect....
Dwyer's
New Year's Resolution is to watch each of the movies that go along
with the top 50 soundtracks. If you're looking for a resolution
that doesn't require you to exercise or give up anything then
this might be the one for you too.
The
lead singer of Quiet Riot passed away on Sunday. As a tribute,
we played our last interview with him on the air this morning.
If you missed it listen here.
Looking
for a way to dress up that holiday turkey? Click here for the
bikini bird!
Enraged at
Jimmy Dean for reducing the size of their sausage from 16 oz to
12 oz without changing the cost, Randy Taylor left a voicemail
complaint on the Jimmy Dean corporate line!
Remember those
old Magic Eye 3D pictures? D & M could never see the image.
Well, this one is supposed to be the easiest one to see. Look
closely at the screen to "see through" the dots until
the image comes into focus... got it?
Find
out if you are right or left brained with this test.
99 Words For
Boobs
Expand your.... uh, vocabulary with this song.
When Shannon
Whisnant from Maiden, NC isn't fighting to get his leg back he's
making Party Juice and we've got the recipe!
Here are the tech support calls we played recently. Listen in
as these people "talk to a human... you know what a human
is???"
Laptop won't turn off, Dell tech supportl: Call
1
Mark HERD calls Amtrak to talk to an office manager: Call
2
Attention Bears Fans! Attention
Hawks Fans! It's time to step up and rally our teams! Get a FREE
hat for the team of your choice this week only! Click here for
complete details.
New
information from the moon landing has been released and we have
the exclusive audio clip. Listen here.
Going to be
in NYC and you think you can get on camera to mention us on the
Today Show? Read the rules and get ready to win some cash!
Wanna
know what was going on in OJ's head when he killed his wife and
her friend? Read the entire book here.
Take this test to find out
if you're a skank.
If
you've been to any bar then you've seen 'em...The "I love
you man!" guy, the "I'm so drunk" girl. There are
so many that we made a list!
Some
teenagers up in Ontario called 911 when they saw elephants wandering
around their neighborhood. The crazy part? The elephants were
not pink and there were no drugs involved! Listen to the call.
If you're looking
for some free food check out this list that we put together with
the help of some listeners. But get ready to eat... A LOT!
We have sad news today about
a good friend of the show. We received a letter from from Gus's
step-daughter who informed us of his passing. Read her letter
here.
Scott Stapp (and his mullet)
was arrested and charged with domestic violence over the weekend.
Here's the 911 call placed by his wife Jaclyn Nesheiwat
Start up your grills and
try out some of these recipes this summer.
Some
nitwit started a petition asking Governor Schwarzenegger to pardon
Paris and spare her from serving jail time. A counter petition
has been started asking the Governor to ignore the other petition.
Please do the right thing... sign the petition and help send Paris
to jail.
A TO Z BUSINESSES
This morning we had people call in and they had 30 seconds to
promote their business, the best part though is they have special
offers for you. Check out the list!
Listen
to the voicemail that Alec Baldwin left for his 11 year-old daughter
when she didn't answer his phone call.
"The Guys Get Shirts!!"
Check out Paul Anka giving his band a piece of his mind after
things go wrong on stage. I guess "That's just the f*cking
way it is!!!
Gus
Wickstrom's 2007 Pig Spleen Forecast
To go along with the Virgin Mary
pizza pan we have Black Sabbath's new tune "The Devil Cried".
Listen with Windows Media (100k)
or (56k),
Real
Player or Quicktime.
Take
a look at the 40 greatest magazine covers from the last 40 years.
We
talked to Brian from Vurtego this morning. Check out his site
for some great pictures and videos of this amazing pogo stick.
The
Bears are in the Superbowl and today we are talking to Glenn Timmermann
again about his new tattoos and his search for a Superbowl ticket.
Parking Lot Constitution For Holiday Shopping
The
University of Nebraska has done a study on chicken soup and the
results are in! Get your cold-curing recipe here!
Brush
up on your beer pong skills by studying some of these variations.
It you want to practice try out this
game.
We
talked to Brett at Season Shot, who claims that their product
will season your bird on impact. The shot melts as you cook it
and seasons the bird from the inside out so no more shot is left
in the bird.
Get
ready for your big shopping day on Black Friday. Check out the
ads ahead of time to find the great deals!
Everything you wanted to know about the Kazakh road trip - what
was staged, who was an actor, and who was just hapless comedy
roadkill.
The
19th amendment, passed in 1920, deals with women's suffrage and
and the right to vote. So in 2006 how do women feel about suffrage?
Find out here!
Think
you know women? Try your knowledge on the female or shemale test.
Alana
Lipkin gets all kinds of free stuff at grocery stores by taking
advantage of their mispriced item guarantee. Get some free stuff
yourself at the Fat Wallet website.
Have
the fun without the mess - carve your own virtual pumpkin this
Halloween.
Find
out which Monopoly pieces are the rare ones for the 2006 game.
Think you've been on a bad first date? Try this.
Check
out these baseball stadiums from a bird's eye view and see how
many you can guess.
If you haven't heard
Weird Al's new song White and Nerdy, here are the video
and the lyrics.
Here's
a simulator with overly friendly dialogue based on actual messages
attributed to congressman Foley. Here's a hint, IM actually
stands for Instant Meltdown.
Here's a list of Freddy's top ten kills.
See
if you can find the dot in these pictures.
When
he's not jamming with Kenny Chesney or talking to 2 dopey DJs
from Iowa, Eddie Van Halen is working on music for a skin flick
?!?!?!
Embarrass your
kids by submitting a video of their performance art.
There
is a new cell phone ring that kids can hear, but adults can't. See
if you can hear the tone.
If
you ever tried to cancel AOL, you've probably had an experience
similar to Vincent Ferarri.
Grilling
out for the weekend? Try this rub for your steaks.
Golf
+ Beer = Legendary Broadcasting. Here's former Cubs great
Rick Sutcliffe to demonstrate.
Try to guess which penny is real in this Penny Lineup.
Chances
are you will never feel as stupid as this eBay winner.
Here's
an audio clip from Matt Hoover, winner of "The Biggest Loser"
This
granny shot a robber while she was on the phone with 911.
Eddie Van Halen Interview V (October 3, 2005)
A
Price Is Right Showcase & Bob's
reaction to this showcase.
How's
your eyesight? Click here and try this quick test.
To
mark the death of The Riddler, here's a listener who slept with
him.
Eddie
Van Halen Interview IV (May 11, 2005)
Can't
control your daughters? The police can come over and shoot
'em.
The service at this fast food drive-thru drives a lady to call
911.
Bob Dylan & The Pope doing a duet of "Like A Rolling
Stone"
Here's some childhood photos of rock stars. Can you guess who
they are?
A
Jack-In-The-Box manager got this message from one of his employees.
Yale
pulled the ultimate prank on Harvard!
Listen
to Beth's voicemail and see why she has no trouble booking guests
Ashlee
Simpson Caught Lip-Synching Doesn't
her ho-down look familiar?
How
good are you at rock history? Take our quiz.
The biggest issue in the 2004 Campaign is who has the best hair.
How does Ken Jennings keep winning on Jeopardy?
This eBay auction is for a pen, but the seller is getting rid
of a lot more!
This
couple treats Cabbage Patch Dolls better than their own kids.
A
reporter was interrupted while doing a story on a dangerous intersection!
The
Best Show That You're Not Watching. (Not safe for work)
Watch
as John Gotti's grandson gets smart with him.
The
band Survivor has sold out to sponsors... They're also available
for kid's parties!
Bubb Rubb & Lil Sis Got That WOO WOO!
Bush
and Kerry cartoon
OnStar
isn't the only in-car service providing assistance... Here's BlondeStar!
Terror In The Skies /
The Follow-Up / Is
It True?
Actor,
Martial Artist, Rock Star. Here's Steven Seagal in "Girl,
It's Alright."
President Reagan talking about his first job at WOC
President
Reagan talking about how he had to "fake" a Cubs / Cardinals
game
William
Hung is buying WHAT and Cracker Jacks?
The
White And Trashy Song
Highway Patrol Accident Caught On Tape
Eddie Van Halen Interview III (April 9, 2004)
See if your marriage
will last with this Love Test
Check
Out The Video Of A Truck Running Into A Gas Pump
Ruckus at
the Rest Home
Watch
this Proposal Gone Wrong
What
Does Your Phone Number Spell?
What
Happens When Your Friends Run A Towing Business
Quality
Swords By Shop At Home
Down She Goes...
... And
Down She Goes
Pay
Tribute to the Guns N Roses Tribute Band
Janet
Jackson: Exposed
10 Most Memorable Mascot
Moments
Quad City Area Dive
Bars
Eddie
Van Halen Interview II (January 9, 2004)
Eddie
Van Halen Interview (November 25, 2003)
Andrew
Dice Clay Throws A Fit On CNN
The Mayor Is Suing
A Dutch Football Fan
Shake
things up with this Snow Globe.
Jelly
Bracelets are linked to a Sex Game
Keep the Relatives
Away For Thanksgiving with Turkey Stuffing!
The Telephone
Number Trick
Is
it possible for this guy to read your mind?
Check
out the Average Joe calendar
Change
Traffic Lights From Red To Green
Saving
Ryan's Privates (Aired on Survivor)
Exclusive Footage of
Roy being Attacked by the Tiger
Frank
Caliendo calls Outback posing as John Madden
Rudi
Bakhtiar On-Air Slip
Madonna
& Britney's Material Girl-Girl Action
Ozzy
& Sharon sing "Take Me Out To The Ball Game"
Ted
Koppel Gets Burned
Ouch!
The BEST eBay listing ever!
You
think your neighbors have a cluttered yard?
Here is one that will blow them away!
If
you didn't see this on Six, you can at least listen to it here!
Did
you hear Tom Brokaw say a dirty word?
Did you miss the hour long broadcast
Dwyer & Michaels did for our troops on
Armed Forces Radio Network?
Click here
for part 1
Click here
for part 2
If you want to download Operation
Dork,
Right Click here
for part 1
Right Click here
for part 2
Then "save target as" to the appropriate folder.
Here
is a cool slide show dedicated to our
Troops serving in Operation Iraqi Freedom.
Click
here to get the best of Tempest and Marbles!
Click here for the clip of Dan Rather interviewing
Saddam, asking him if he speaks English!
If you want to send a greeting
to someone you know type:
www.(first name).(last name).youaremyfriend.com
In the parentheses, type the first or last name of the person
you want named!
www.greg.dwyer.youaremyfriend.com/
Nike's
new shoe is called Shox. The commercial is "shox"ingly
funny!
Click
here to check out NFL referee Jim Tunney's website and order this
books!
Dwyer
& Michaels found the ultimate guide to strip clubs across
the country! Click here to locate the strip club nearest to you!
Dwyer
& Michaels talked to Andrea from Joe Millionaire! Check out
Andrea's website.
Want to hear part of the interview?
Click here
for clip 1
Click
here for clip 2
Click here to meet the women of Joe Millionaire!
Here it is! Click
here for
"Ding Fries Are Done!"
Here are 2 Rudolph cartoons you've
probably never seen.
"Raging
Rudolph"
"The Reinfather"
Did John Madden say "A"
or "8"?
Click
here to listen to the clip.
If you want to hear the RARE unedited
clip of what Madden actually said before the censors got to it....
Click
here!
Pumpkin drop 2002
Clip
1 (56K)
Clip
2 (28K)
Dr.
Phil helped us make some prank calls.
Click here to listen to one of the calls
Click here to view
this amazing art critique
Listen
to the Turd Crank Call from Crank Yankers!
Take
your own ride on The Blue Flash with this video!
Here's
Ralph's ride on The Blue Flash!
Here's
Ralph breaking The Blue Flash!
Real
Weddings announcements from people who were meant to be together!!
A
local Wedding Annoucement to add to the others!
This
picture was taken at a murder scene in Korea about 10 years ago.
You have to look at the doorway on the back left. It takes about
30 seconds to see it but there is definitely something there.
Its not gory but it is creepy!
Read
the description on this eBay computer ad... the last five lines
are the best
See Ralph
at Timothy McVeigh's execution
Pumpkin Drop 2000
Superfriends wassap!
Geico
Commercial
A listener wrote in asking if the "waitress"
in one of the Geico Insurance commercials was an ugly woman
or a man in drag. It didn't take long for the "waitress's"
niece to call in and let us know it was indeed a woman....Sylvia
Deckman....from Chicago. We were told this was her first,
and quite possibly, her last commercial. By the way, Sylvia's
nickname, according to her niece, is "PAT"!!!
Take a look at Sylvia in action for yourself.
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