Looking for Classic Faxes? Click here! Backup Your iPod We spoke with Annonymous this morning and he shared some information about how to *wink, wink* backup or restore your iPod songs to your computer. Unintentionally Funny Website Names Here are 11 unintentionally funny website names that will, hopefully, let people know that there's more out there than Penisland.net (which is an intentionally funny parody site) Home Invasion 911 Call Jerry Lee Jones Jr's blood alcohol level was 4 times the legal limit when he threw a wrought iron deck chair through a sliding glass door at the Hoover residence. Favorite Movies We each shared our top 5 movies this morning then listeners called and e-mailed with their favorites. The whole list is posted as well as the top favorite. Cover Songs This Friday everyone on the show picked one of their favorite cover songs, if you missed any of them you can listen here. Motorized Barstool Kile Wygle got a DUI when he wrecked his motorized barstool on the way home after a night of drinking. Who's Hotter, 20 or 40? The cougars are looking pretty hot lately! Take this poll and see how they rate against girls half their age. Our First Albums This morning everyone on the show brought in a track from the very first album they purchased with their own money. See if you matched up the tune with the person. Free Birthday Food Beth's husband has a birthday this week and he wanted to get some free food. We got some great suggestions and you can see the whole list here! Presidents Day We always celebrate Presidents Day with these special phone conversations from President Lyndon B. Johnson. Grace Under Pressure Here is the full air traffic control audio from the Hudson River plane crash. Fun With Scammers We've been corresponding with an e-mail scammer since just after Halloween... and we think he might be on to us! Musical Show & Tell This morning everyone on the show picked a song to play. We've had a very mixed reaction so of course we have to have a poll and see what song is really the favorite. Vote now! Athletes With Illegitimate Kids They're leaving illiegitimate kids behind them left and right... I guess the good thing is we'll have plenty of little athletes running around for the next generation. Fart Soundboard You heard us play them this morning, now you can share these lovely sounds with your friends and family! 2008 Favorite Audio Clips Listen to some of our very favorite audio clips from the past year! Walmart Bingo Walmart's not just for shopping anymore. Play this bingo game next time you go! Telemarketer Calls A Crazy Lady This guy gets an earful from a crazy lady when he makes a telemarketing call. Keep It Fresh Learn how to keep your Christmas tree fresh 'til the Fourth of July! Pig Spleen Forecast 2008-2009 Get ready to plan your year according to a pig spleen. All the details of the upcoming weather forecast are right here. The Ultimate Halloween Prop Just in time for Halloween, the fake bigfoot body is up for sale on eBay! Double Duty On Screen Check out this list of 10 actors who have played against themselves on the big screen. A Familar Face So Sarah Palin has the attention of most of the country right now, but does she look like someone we have seen before? eBay Auction - haunted spice rack Kyle Thomas apparently got more than he bargained for when he purchased this secondhand spice rack. Now it's up for bid on eBay, along with the paranormal activity it invokes. eBay Auction - motorcycle Just an ordinary motorcycle being sold on eBay, right? Scroll down to the bottom and read the "Questions from other members" section! Paying It Forward Dwyer's mom talked with us Friday morning about doing Random Acts of Kindness instead of buying each other Christmas presents this year. We asked listeners to share their stories about paying it forward and here are just a few of the stories we received. Robert Downey Jr. Interview Listen as Robert Downey Jr. answers with class some non-traditional questions from a heavily tattooed morning show DJ. Road House Drinking Game We know you didn't have plans this weekend so we're gonna help you out by giving you this drinking game. Play Saturday so you have Sunday to recover! QC Businesses A to Z Check out this listing of local QCA businesses and get some great offers when you mention Dwyer & Michaels! Founder of the Weather Channel Monday morning we spoke to meteorologist John Coleman, founder of the Weather Channel, who informed us that everything we've been told about global warming is untrue. Sports Catch Phrases The Wildman translates the top 20 sports catch phrases for the common fan. Summer Songs You know it's summertime when you're out driving, windows down and you hear that one certain song.... Price Tag Codes Learn what the codes on price tags in your favorite store really mean with this list. Amazing Sportsmanship Players from the opposing team stunned everyone when they carried injured home-run hitter Sara Tucholsky around the all the bases and across home plate. Museum Of Obnoxious Ringtones The most annoying ringtones ever... you know you want them! Ever wondered about the story behind the stage name of your favorite musicians? Click here to read a few of them. Sure, they're rolling in the dough now, but many of your favorite artists paid their dues in some of the worst jobs imaginable. Scot Halpin recently died at only 54 years old. During his short lifetime he got to do something not many can lay claim to... play with The Who! Listen to our interview with him. It's everything you need to know about history... contained in every Iron Maiden album! This should get you one World History Credit just for reading!! Ever wonder what David Lee Roth would sound like without all those drums and guitars? Click here and find out! India's Tata Motors is making a splash in the worldwide auto market. After purchasing Land Rover and Jaguar from Ford, the next logical step is sponsoring the 2 Dorks! From our "When radio contests go bad" bureau, comes this gem. Get ready to play "Cash Call!!" Dwyer's sister is in the news when an icey tree falls on her car. The line she says proves that she is the funniest of the Dwyer siblings. Then & Now: How School Has Changed. Take a look at this list of School 1960 vs. School 2007. Page Hopkins live news blooper. We can only laugh at this because we're perfect.... Dwyer's New Year's Resolution is to watch each of the movies that go along with the top 50 soundtracks. If you're looking for a resolution that doesn't require you to exercise or give up anything then this might be the one for you too. The lead singer of Quiet Riot passed away on Sunday. As a tribute, we played our last interview with him on the air this morning. If you missed it listen here. Looking for a way to dress up that holiday turkey? Click here for the bikini bird! Enraged at Jimmy Dean for reducing the size of their sausage from 16 oz to 12 oz without changing the cost, Randy Taylor left a voicemail complaint on the Jimmy Dean corporate line! Remember those old Magic Eye 3D pictures? D & M could never see the image. Well, this one is supposed to be the easiest one to see. Look closely at the screen to "see through" the dots until the image comes into focus... got it? Find out if you are right or left brained with this test. 99 Words For Boobs Expand your.... uh, vocabulary with this song. When Shannon Whisnant from Maiden, NC isn't fighting to get his leg back he's making Party Juice and we've got the recipe! Here are the tech support calls we played recently. Listen in as these people "talk to a human... you know what a human is???" Laptop won't turn off, Dell tech supportl: Call 1 Mark HERD calls Amtrak to talk to an office manager:   Call 2 Attention Bears Fans! Attention Hawks Fans! It's time to step up and rally our teams! Get a FREE hat for the team of your choice this week only! Click here for complete details. New information from the moon landing has been released and we have the exclusive audio clip. Listen here. Going to be in NYC and you think you can get on camera to mention us on the Today Show? Read the rules and get ready to win some cash! Wanna know what was going on in OJ's head when he killed his wife and her friend? Read the entire book here. Take this test to find out if you're a skank. If you've been to any bar then you've seen 'em...The "I love you man!" guy, the "I'm so drunk" girl. There are so many that we made a list! Some teenagers up in Ontario called 911 when they saw elephants wandering around their neighborhood. The crazy part? The elephants were not pink and there were no drugs involved! Listen to the call. If you're looking for some free food check out this list that we put together with the help of some listeners. But get ready to eat... A LOT! We have sad news today about a good friend of the show. We received a letter from from Gus's step-daughter who informed us of his passing. Read her letter here. Scott Stapp (and his mullet) was arrested and charged with domestic violence over the weekend. Here's the 911 call placed by his wife Jaclyn Nesheiwat Start up your grills and try out some of these recipes this summer. Some nitwit started a petition asking Governor Schwarzenegger to pardon Paris and spare her from serving jail time. A counter petition has been started asking the Governor to ignore the other petition. Please do the right thing... sign the petition and help send Paris to jail. A TO Z BUSINESSES This morning we had people call in and they had 30 seconds to promote their business, the best part though is they have special offers for you. Check out the list! Listen to the voicemail that Alec Baldwin left for his 11 year-old daughter when she didn't answer his phone call. "The Guys Get Shirts!!" Check out Paul Anka giving his band a piece of his mind after things go wrong on stage. I guess "That's just the f*cking way it is!!! Gus Wickstrom's 2007 Pig Spleen Forecast To go along with the Virgin Mary pizza pan we have Black Sabbath's new tune "The Devil Cried". Listen with Windows Media (100k) or (56k), Real Player or Quicktime. Take a look at the 40 greatest magazine covers from the last 40 years. We talked to Brian from Vurtego this morning. Check out his site for some great pictures and videos of this amazing pogo stick. The Bears are in the Superbowl and today we are talking to Glenn Timmermann again about his new tattoos and his search for a Superbowl ticket. Parking Lot Constitution For Holiday Shopping The University of Nebraska has done a study on chicken soup and the results are in! Get your cold-curing recipe here! Brush up on your beer pong skills by studying some of these variations. It you want to practice try out this game. We talked to Brett at Season Shot, who claims that their product will season your bird on impact. The shot melts as you cook it and seasons the bird from the inside out so no more shot is left in the bird. Get ready for your big shopping day on Black Friday. Check out the ads ahead of time to find the great deals! Everything you wanted to know about the Kazakh road trip - what was staged, who was an actor, and who was just hapless comedy roadkill. The 19th amendment, passed in 1920, deals with women's suffrage and and the right to vote. So in 2006 how do women feel about suffrage? Find out here! Think you know women? Try your knowledge on the female or shemale test. Alana Lipkin gets all kinds of free stuff at grocery stores by taking advantage of their mispriced item guarantee. Get some free stuff yourself at the Fat Wallet website. Have the fun without the mess - carve your own virtual pumpkin this Halloween. Find out which Monopoly pieces are the rare ones for the 2006 game. Think you've been on a bad first date? Try this. Check out these baseball stadiums from a bird's eye view and see how many you can guess. If you haven't heard Weird Al's new song White and Nerdy, here are the video and the lyrics. Here's a simulator with overly friendly dialogue based on actual messages attributed to congressman Foley. Here's a hint, IM actually stands for Instant Meltdown. Here's a list of Freddy's top ten kills. See if you can find the dot in these pictures. When he's not jamming with Kenny Chesney or talking to 2 dopey DJs from Iowa, Eddie Van Halen is working on music for a skin flick ?!?!?! Embarrass your kids by submitting a video of their performance art. There is a new cell phone ring that kids can hear, but adults can't. See if you can hear the tone. If you ever tried to cancel AOL, you've probably had an experience similar to Vincent Ferarri. Grilling out for the weekend? Try this rub for your steaks. Golf + Beer = Legendary Broadcasting.  Here's former Cubs great Rick Sutcliffe to demonstrate. Try to guess which penny is real in this Penny Lineup. Chances are you will never feel as stupid as this eBay winner. Here's an audio clip from Matt Hoover, winner of "The Biggest Loser" This granny shot a robber while she was on the phone with 911. Eddie Van Halen Interview V (October 3, 2005) A Price Is Right Showcase  &  Bob's reaction to this showcase. How's your eyesight? Click here and try this quick test. To mark the death of The Riddler, here's a listener who slept with him. Eddie Van Halen Interview IV (May 11, 2005) Can't control your daughters? The police can come over and shoot 'em. The service at this fast food drive-thru drives a lady to call 911. Bob Dylan & The Pope doing a duet of "Like A Rolling Stone" Here's some childhood photos of rock stars. Can you guess who they are? A Jack-In-The-Box manager got this message from one of his employees. Yale pulled the ultimate prank on Harvard! Listen to Beth's voicemail and see why she has no trouble booking guests Ashlee Simpson Caught Lip-Synching   Doesn't her ho-down look familiar? How good are you at rock history? Take our quiz. The biggest issue in the 2004 Campaign is who has the best hair. How does Ken Jennings keep winning on Jeopardy? This eBay auction is for a pen, but the seller is getting rid of a lot more! This couple treats Cabbage Patch Dolls better than their own kids. A reporter was interrupted while doing a story on a dangerous intersection! The Best Show That You're Not Watching. (Not safe for work) Watch as John Gotti's grandson gets smart with him. The band Survivor has sold out to sponsors... They're also available for kid's parties! Bubb Rubb & Lil Sis Got That WOO WOO! Bush and Kerry cartoon OnStar isn't the only in-car service providing assistance... Here's BlondeStar! Terror In The Skies  /  The Follow-Up  /  Is It True? Actor, Martial Artist, Rock Star.  Here's Steven Seagal in "Girl, It's Alright." President Reagan talking about his first job at WOC President Reagan talking about how he had to "fake" a Cubs / Cardinals game William Hung is buying WHAT and Cracker Jacks? The White And Trashy Song Highway Patrol Accident Caught On Tape Eddie Van Halen Interview III (April 9, 2004) See if your marriage will last with this Love Test Check Out The Video Of A Truck Running Into A Gas Pump Ruckus at the Rest Home Watch this Proposal Gone Wrong What Does Your Phone Number Spell? What Happens When Your Friends Run A Towing Business Quality Swords By Shop At Home Down She Goes... ... And Down She Goes Pay Tribute to the Guns N Roses Tribute Band Janet Jackson: Exposed 10 Most Memorable Mascot Moments Quad City Area Dive Bars Eddie Van Halen Interview II (January 9, 2004) Eddie Van Halen Interview (November 25, 2003) Andrew Dice Clay Throws A Fit On CNN The Mayor Is Suing A Dutch Football Fan Shake things up with this Snow Globe. Jelly Bracelets are linked to a Sex Game Keep the Relatives Away For Thanksgiving with Turkey Stuffing! The Telephone Number Trick Is it possible for this guy to read your mind? Check out the Average Joe calendar Change Traffic Lights From Red To Green Saving Ryan's Privates (Aired on Survivor) Exclusive Footage of Roy being Attacked by the Tiger Frank Caliendo calls Outback posing as John Madden Rudi Bakhtiar On-Air Slip Madonna & Britney's Material Girl-Girl Action Ozzy & Sharon sing "Take Me Out To The Ball Game" Ted Koppel Gets Burned Ouch! The BEST eBay listing ever! You think your neighbors have a cluttered yard? Here is one that will blow them away! If you didn't see this on Six, you can at least listen to it here! Did you hear Tom Brokaw say a dirty word? Did you miss the hour long broadcast Dwyer & Michaels did for our troops on Armed Forces Radio Network? Click here for part 1 Click here for part 2 If you want to download Operation Dork, Right Click here for part 1 Right Click here for part 2 Then "save target as" to the appropriate folder. Here is a cool slide show dedicated to our Troops serving in Operation Iraqi Freedom. Click here to get the best of Tempest and Marbles! Click here for the clip of Dan Rather interviewing Saddam, asking him if he speaks English! If you want to send a greeting to someone you know type: www.(first name).(last name).youaremyfriend.com In the parentheses, type the first or last name of the person you want named! www.greg.dwyer.youaremyfriend.com/  Nike's new shoe is called Shox. The commercial is "shox"ingly funny! Click here to check out NFL referee Jim Tunney's website and order this books! Dwyer & Michaels found the ultimate guide to strip clubs across the country! Click here to locate the strip club nearest to you! Dwyer & Michaels talked to Andrea from Joe Millionaire! Check out Andrea's website. Want to hear part of the interview? Click here for clip 1 Click here for clip 2 Click here to meet the women of Joe Millionaire! Here it is!  Click here for "Ding Fries Are Done!" Here are 2 Rudolph cartoons you've probably never seen. "Raging Rudolph" "The Reinfather" Did John Madden say "A" or "8"? Click here to listen to the clip. If you want to hear the RARE unedited clip of what Madden actually said before the censors got to it.... Click here! Pumpkin drop 2002 Clip 1 (56K) Clip 2 (28K) Dr. Phil helped us make some prank calls. Click here to listen to one of the calls Click here to view this amazing art critique Listen to the Turd Crank Call from Crank Yankers! Take your own ride on The Blue Flash with this video! Here's Ralph's ride on The Blue Flash! Here's Ralph breaking The Blue Flash! Real Weddings announcements from people who were meant to be together!! A local Wedding Annoucement to add to the others! This picture was taken at a murder scene in Korea about 10 years ago. You have to look at the doorway on the back left. It takes about 30 seconds to see it but there is definitely something there. Its not gory but it is creepy! Read the description on this eBay computer ad... the last five lines are the best See Ralph at Timothy McVeigh's execution Pumpkin Drop 2000 Superfriends wassap! Geico Commercial A listener wrote in asking if the "waitress" in one of the Geico Insurance commercials was an ugly woman or a man in drag. It didn't take long for the "waitress's" niece to call in and let us know it was indeed a woman....Sylvia Deckman....from Chicago. We were told this was her first, and quite possibly, her last commercial. By the way, Sylvia's nickname, according to her niece, is "PAT"!!! Take a look at Sylvia in action for yourself.   Dwyer's Patented McDonald's French Fry and McFlurry Diet The Richest and Poorest TV Sitcom Fathers FORDZILLA II - The Project Super Whiz $$$ EVERYBODY'S MONEY BOOK $$$ How-to Lesson 1: Spud CANNON