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Unintentionally Funny Website Names

 

lesbocages.com

Officially: LesBocages.com, tree service in the Brittany region of France.

Unintentionally: LesboCages.com, your source for locking up your out-of-control local lesbian.

freebase.com

Officially: Freebase.com, a social database about things you know and love.

Unintentionally: Freebase.com, the online destination when you can't find your crack pipe.

sydneytherapist.com

Officially: SydneyTherapist.com, the website of Tanya Koens, a sex therapist in Sydney, Australia. (No word if she is affiliated with Tobias Funke.)

Unintentionally: SydneyTheRapist.com, home page of a guy named Sydney who just can't stop telling his stories about rapin'! (No word if he is affiliated with Tucker Max.)

nobjs.org

Officially: NOBJS.org, North of Boston Jewish Singles 40+ -- "a great place to meet interesting, charming and enthusiastic single people with whom you can get together and have fun."

Unintentionally: NoBJs.org, the site for women in committed relationships.

blackhatebook.com

Officially: BlackHatEbook.com, a guide to black hat SEO, "the technique of building and promoting a website using unfair, sneaky, sly and underhand tactics which often break search engine guidelines." (Just to stick it to these people, I made their link above a rel="nofollow".)

Unintentionally: BlackHateBook.com, a guide to being a racist, for the rarely-seen literate racist.

oldmanshaven.com

Officially: OldMansHaven.com, cabin rentals in Old Man's Haven near Hocking Hills (Ohio) State Park, home of Old Man's Cave.

Unintentionally: OldManShaven.com, 'cause when they're dragging on the ground, they should be hairless.

nycanal.com

Officially: NYcanal.com, a resource for info on and travel to all of New York's beautiful canals.

Unintentionally: NYCanal.com, a resource for info on and fissures in all of New York's less beautiful "canals."

americanscrapmetal.com

Officially: AmericanScrapMetal.com, "a B2B-based scrap metal recycling expert" in Texas.

Unintentionally: AmericansCrapMetal.com and we piss awesomeness!

actionpaintballsac.com

Officially: ActionPaintballSac.com, an 880-acre paintball course located just outside of Sacramento.

Unintentionally: ActionPaintBallsac.com, which is either a Japanese game show or a high-energy booth at Key West's FantasyFest.

ladrape.co.uk

Officially: LaDrape.co.uk, a company that "continues to innovate quilted bedspread design and manufacture, leading the field for almost 20 years, supplying major hotel groups, cruise ships and interior designers internationally."

Unintentionally: LadRape.co.uk, where we rape guys while using properly British terms like "lad." After the rape's over we toss the little bugger's body in the boot, sod off to a bog and dump the duff.

budget.co.ck

Officially: Budget.co.ck, for all your Budget Car Rental needs on the Cook Islands.

Unintentionally: Budget.co.ck, because in this economy, who can afford top shelf prices on cock?

Honorable mention to a few that didn't make the cut or were on that original list: whorepresents.com, powergenitalia (now defunct), kidsexchange.net, analemma.org, mofo.com and speedofart.com.

From Sam Greenspan at11points.com




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