If you say yes to at least 5
of these questions,
then chances are that you're a skank!
Drinking at least a bottle of wine or cheap champagne BEFORE
leaving the house.
Purposely not eating before you hit the bars, cause it'll slow
down the drinking process. (This is also affectionately referred
to as eating is cheating").
Drinking more than 10 Jägerbombs.
Eating in at least three of the major fast food outlets in
the course of one evening.
Starting up deep conversations with random people while waiting
in line for the toilet
Dancing on any available table, not discriminating against
pool tables of course.
Requesting so many songs that the music is like your own play
list, and the DJ hates you.
Screaming "I LOVE THIS SONG" for every song.
Having the bouncers, bar staff and DJ all know you at your
Inventing new dance moves, such as the moose or the elephant.
Bringing out old dance moves such as the monkey, the nut bush
or the sprinkler.
Clearing the dance floor and getting strange looks from everyone
that’s not you.
Taking a flask of vodka in your handbag or jacket.
Writing things on yourself and everyone around you.
Telling random people that they're hot. And more importantly,
that you are.
Taking at least 60 photos of yourself.
Taking photos of yourself and your friends on the toilet.
Sucking face with a random dude on the dance floor. And then
another. And another.
Starting drinking at 3pm.
Continuing till the next afternoon.
Wearing a skirt so short you need to wear shorts or special
Staying somewhere till you get kicked out, then catching a
cab to somewhere else that’s 5 minutes down the road.
Walking out of a club and the sun is up, the birds are chirping,
and noticing that the person you've been kissing is not as attractive
as you thought.
Being that person on their way home as people are jogging,
and going to work/school.
Doing the walk of shame, either home or out of the club, with
shoes in hand.
Sustaining an unidentified party injury.
Making emotional phone calls to friends you haven't spoken
to in a while. Or worse, family.
Getting into serious conversations with cab drivers that end
with you mocking and insulting them.