"Used to be skinny, but now I'm not" girl
"Too old to wear that" girl
"Crying in the bathroom" girl
"Helper" girl (usually assisting the above girl)
"It's 2007 but my hair says 1985" girl
"Always wants to pick a fight" girl
"Way too much makeup" girl
"I missed my mouth" girl
"Everyone wants to see me dance" girl
"I'll go home with anybody" girl
"Buy me a drink" girl
"But it's my birthday" girl
"Beer in my hand dancing by myself" girl
"Butter face" girl (body is hot, but her face..)
"So drunk I'll make out with another chick" girl
"Thinks she's a stripper" girl
"Got the beads" girl
"Should've been home an hour ago" girl
"I think I can sing" girl
"Too much girl, not enough shirt" girl
"I can't walk in these heels" girl
"I looked good in Spandex 20 years ago" girl
"Mind your own busines" girl
"I'm too hot for you" girl
“I can’t dance but I do it anyway” girl
"Flasher" girl
"I look really hot from the back" girl
"DUFF" girl (designated ugly fat friend)
"I'm SO drunk!" girl

"Look at my guns" guy
"I'm married, but not tonight" guy
"Fake tan" guy
"No way my swimmers can breathe in these pants" guy
"Sunglasses in the bar" guy
"Guy who yells everyone's name" guy
"Prettier than my date" guy
"Fat guy in a Hawaiian shirt" guy
"High five" guy
"Too much hair gel" guy
"Dirty fingernail" guy
"I'll do anything for attention" guy
"I know everybody" guy
"I think I've got a shot with your wife" guy
"I wanna be a UFC fighter" guy
"Thinks he a skateboarder but he's 40" guy
"I wanna be a cowboy" guy
"I brought my own pool cue" guy
"Velcro shoes" guy
"Pulled onto the dance floor" guy
"Too much cologne" guy
"Everyone knows I'm gay except me" guy
"I'm in a band" guy
"Dinner plate belt buckle" guy
"Fannypack" guy
"Sports jersey" guy
"Golden tee" guy
"I love you man!" guy
"I used to be a DJ" guy
"Cop a feel" guy
"Air guitar" guy
"Take one for the team" guy
"Sleeping at the bar" guy
"Pick a fight" guy
"Little man complex" guy
"Suck in my gut" guy
"How do you like my mullet" guy
"She wants me" guy
"Scar story" guy
"I spent hours getting this dance routine" guy