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Hotties Stuck In Snow

Don't think anybody would hesitate to stop and help out these hotties!



The 30 Most Googled Female Athletes Of 2011

We know what you've been googling...



Weird and Unusual Christmas Trees

Christmas trees come in all shapes and sizes, but most of the time they're still trees. Then there are the other times, when Christmas trees are made of all sorts of objects. Traditional Christmas trees are boring and outdated.



Best Mugshots of 2011

Congratulations to everyone that made this year's list!



The Tesla Roadster

The Tesla is the future of electric cars, its priced at just under $50K and can make a 300 mile trip on one charge!



25 Drunken Santas A-Drinking

...And a partidge in a pear tree. How else do you expect them to deal with all those kids?



Awesomely Ugly X-Mas Sweaters

Check these out for some inspiration on what to wear to your next ugly sweater party!



Lindsay's Playboy Cover

You've heard of Lindsay's Playboy cover being leaked. We have the covers that Playboy rejected.



Holly and Jolly

To help you get into the spirit of Christmas, here's a gallery of Sexy Santas.



Santas With Guns

For your sake, I hope you're on the Nice List!



Zuck Got Hacked!

Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook profile got hack and some very... "personal" images were revealed and guess what! He's just like us but he's met Obama and has a lot more money!



Awkward Family Christmas Cards

Wouldn't you love to get one of these in the mail?



Bet You Had a Better Weekend...

A Sunday drive has ended in a $3 million nightmare, with eight Ferraris, three Mercedes-Benzes and a Lamborghini involved in a 14-car pile-up in Japan.



Terrible Santas

Santa Claus is coming to town! Some kids take to Santa without a hitch, but other kids are absolutely terrified of the old, magical bearded man.



Dwyer & Michaels' Halloween Costume Ball 2011

Thanks for coming out and partying with us! Check out these pics and video from 2011's Costume Ball!



Hot Chicks With Guitars

As you will quickly discover from most of the pictures in this gallery, guitars make great props for taking photos… the girls can lick 'em, hold them in a suggestive way and of course, use them cover up.



Most Badass Police Cars

Does getting pulled over by an awesome police car take the sting out of getting a ticket? No. No, it doesn't.



BEST. PICTURE. EVAH!

While covering the mollestation allegations facing Syracuse assistant basketball coach Bernie Fine, a newspaper ran this photo. What?!?!? There's nothing wrong with this!



Riches To Rags

Brett Butler and Sly Stone have gone from living in mansions to being homeless, while Mike Tyson and Burt Reynolds are among those who've declared bankruptcy after making millions.



Peebowing

Planking is played out... Tebowing is so last week... Thanks to Nick Novak, Peebowing is the new hotness!



Black Friday

A listner sent us these pics of their Black Friday experience.



Breaking the Mold

Biologist Matt Micari quit his job and became a Jello Shot Caterer.



11 Different Turkey Variations

Just so you know, you have options for your Thanksgiving dinner.



White House Replicas For Sale

Judging by all the recent hollering, finger-pointing and campaigning, it would seem that a goodly number of people aspire to live in the White House.



Poca-Hotness

In the spirit of the holiday... Hot chicks dressed like indians!



Baby Swears-a-Lot

Nationally sold baby dolls are causing a controversy because some say the toys utter a bad word. Plus we threw in some more toys that are not necessarily appropriate!



Stuck Up

These photos are from a new book called, "Stuck Up." Many people included said they were drunk or they "tripped"... suuuuure.



Awesome Athlete Homes

Check out these photos of the home sweet homes of athletes.



All I Don't Want For Christmas

Here are 5 real toys that you really hope Santa won't bring your kids this year.



Bad Dog!!

Christy and Joe Lawrenson's dog ate an envelope containing $1,000.



Einstein/Monroe Illusion

Here's a photo of Albert Einstein, but if you start walking away from it, it starts to look like Marilyn Monroe.



The Sexiest Hockey Babe Pics Ever

Yet one more reason not to care about the NBA lockout.



Missing Superbowl Ring

Willie Gault recently lost his '85 superbowl ring... why not check the pawn shops?



Classic Album Kitties

What happens when you blend rock n' roll with kittens?



Meet Ron Jones - The Human Route 66 Road Map!

One of Oklahoma's own has taken body art to a new level. Ron Jones turned his skin into a walking billboard of sorts for the Mother road.



Cheerleader Nipple Slip

See if you can spot the cheerleader who missed the final costume fitting...

WARNING: NSFW!!!



The Ketchup Challenge

Dywer took the Ketchup challenge to see if he truly can tell the difference between ketchup from packets and ketchup from a bottle.



Sneak peek at the Classic Car Calendar for 2012

Here's a behind the scene look at the classic car calendar for 2012.



Hot Chicks of Occupy

Do you watch the news and think, "Man, those chicks in the Occupy Movement are hot!" Well, the guys at Hot Chicks of Occupy Wall Street agree.



Tasteless License Plates

Check out these, truly, tasteless license plates.



Sexy Superfans of the World Series.

Which team in the 2011 World Series has the sexiest fans?



The Pumpkin Carving Guy

Ray Villafane, makes your carved pumpkin look like ...we are a bunch of losers!



Grease Murderer

She looks kinda like Walter the puppet and that woman from "Throw Momma from the Train."



It's not just Mountain Lions roaming the area.

Beth's husband found this little piggy in a ditch near Durant.



Hawkeye Card Stunt

The Iowa athletic department planned a card stunt for the special occasion - the Hawkeyes' only night home game.



Turkey Intruder

A recent "break-in" at an Apple Valley home caused a lot of damage — and a little laughter.



People of Wal-mart?

They can't be there all the time, right?



F You Autocorrect!!

F You Autocorrect is a site dedicated to all those embarrassing funny auto-correct texts from iphones.



Animals on the Loose!

Here are some images from Ohio after the break out of exotic animals. WARNING: Graphic Images.



City Mouse Drives a Combine!

... You can almost hear the banjos!



World Series Game 2

A listener sent us these pics from last night's game.



Jeep Thief

At the LaPointe Chrysler Jeep in Indiana, someone stole a new Jeep right off of a trainler. How is this for a giant claw game?!



Ten Years of Bad Habits

What will you look like in 10 years after a few bad habits?



Obituary of the Day..

We've never done an "Obituary of the Day" before... but this guy deserves to be in the spotlight.



Al-Cowda

With a cow trailer overturned on I-74 and cows running amok everywhere we started receiveing pictures from listeners of the cowboys out trying to catch them.



Animal Abuse 2011

We thought Beth's obsession with dressing up her pets had passed...



iHotties!!

In honor of the iPhone 4S's release we have some hot chicks with their phones!



Couple Build Golden Dome Replica in Backyard.

Michiana is full of die-hard Notre Dame football fans, but there is one couple that has something that sets them apart from any other Fighting Irish fan.They have their very own Golden Dome in their backyard.



Famous Guests Stayed in These American Homes

When it comes to real estate listings that tout celebrities "who slept here," the first president of the United States will have to share that bed, er, honor.



A Call to Remembrance

We interviewed Billy Ray Cyrus Friday morning, here are some clips from our talk and some pictures of his meeting with the Sparkles.



Chunk of Change.

Some of these are just plain wrong, sexy cookie monster? Come on!



Inappropriate Costumes.

Some of these are just plain wrong, sexy cookie monster? Come on!



These sculptures will turn heads!

Russian artist Dimitri Tsykalov uses an axe, saw and electrical drill to carve human skulls out of fresh fruit and vegetables.



You the Juror...

Think you can presume innocence? Take a look at this.



Not Your Ordinary Jack-O-Lanterns.

These people turn pumpkin carving into an art.



Justin Bieber's New Look

Justin sported a new look at the Emmy awards, although it's new to his fans... we think we've seen it before.



Butterfly has wings

Brandy can perform a butterfly wing transplant, but there's still no cure for cancer.



Another Truck On The Arsenal!!

With the River Dr closed trucks are being rerouted across and under low bridges. Someone should tell the driver to look at the clearance sign and not the GPS.



Guess who stopped by a local bar!!

He may be hard to spot in the camouflage but see if you can spot the celebrity that stopped by a local bar!



Hawkeye's Demotivational Poster!!

With last weeks loss to ISU let's hope that we don't have a repeat of this.



Miss Universe Pageant, An-- um, Miss Ar--,!!

Dwyer and Michaels have ALWAYS been big fans of the Miss Universe Pageant, so it's no surprise that we heartily congratulate Miss An--um, Miss Ar--, Well, whatever...she was fabulous and here's proof!



River Roots live

If you missed out on River Roots this weekend well here's the most important thing you missed.




Train Your Brain...Boost Your Memory!

Consumer Reports says this is the best way to keep your memory young! We Agree.




Shearly You Can't Be Serious

Leroy was going to do some gardening and accidentally fell on some pruning shears that impaled him in his eye socket. Must be 'Shear' luck he survived. We hear he and his wife are planning on starting a 'Hedge Fund'




Shuttle Cockpit..... WOW !!!

Take a tour of the shuttle cockpit. Great picture's. Don't forget to look at the ceiling.... So many buttons, so little time.




George or Hugh? You decide.

He doesn't always plan to be a look a like, but when he does he chooses Hugh Hefner.




Shearly You Can't Be Serious

Leroy was going to do some gardening and accidentally fell on some pruning shears that impaled him in his eye socket. Must be 'Shear' luck he survived. We hear he and his wife are planning on starting a 'Hedge Fund'




Million Dollar Rooms

This is an all-access pass into some of the most extravagant and expensive rooms in the world.




2 trucks - 2 bridges - 1 day!

Truck eating bridges strike again!!!




Sleepwalking Artist!!

By day a nurse, at night a sleepwalking artist who produces strange and fantastical works of art.




Klinger's First Night Out

With Goose getting a time out from hosting Thirsty Thursday.




TRUTHS FOR MATURE HUMANS

See how many of these you agree with.




River Roots live

If you missed out on River Roots this weekend well here's the most important thing you missed.




Is it or is it not Favre?

He wasn't trying to fool anyone when he showed up at Green Bay Packers practice last week wearing the former quarterback's jersey and signing autographs.




Rock Her World!!!!

Don't get mad, get even.
Like this mayor from Canada.




HOMEWORK TIME

Copying off another student's paper is usually frowned upon. Not only is it wrong, but there's always a chance that you are copying from these kids.




Got $799,000!


Diving Faces!


Super Yacht!


Unrealistic sports movie scenes!


Wet News Cast!


Was Chuck E Cheese confused?


Funny dancing kids, dancing to a wii dancing game.


Prison Guard Shames Facility!


Lieutenant Commander Jim Tomaszeski, the #2 Pilot for the Blue Angels came into the studio for an interview!


15 Year-Old's Bucket List!

15 year-old girl who is dying
of Hodgkin’s Lymphoma has written a “bucket list” of
things she wants to do.


Woman Returns POW Braclet

Lisa Hamblen was only 11 years old when she promised to honor an American aviator imprisoned in North Vietnam.




Dad Likes to Dress Up...What's Wrong With That?

A schoolboy has endured a
year of the ultimate parental embarrassment after his father dressed in a different costume to wave farewell to him and his school bus every morning.




More Ways to Mess with
Your Head...it's a Mind Scramble...Literally!

Look at these and see if you
can figure out what the heck
your eyes are looking at.


 

Dwyer's Idea of a Great Amusement Park, a Deserted Decaying Six Flags

Check out these creepy photos of this deserted New Orleans Six Flags that was closed for the Hurricane Katrina and never
re-opened!


Some artists may use a
pencil to create art....but for
Dalton Ghetti a pencil is his art.

Dalton Ghetti creates miniature masterpieces on the tips of pencils he has been making his tiny graphite works for about 25 years. A sculpture of Elvis Presley wearing shades, carved from a single pencil.


 

QC Resident Helps Joplin, MO

Quad City native, Merrill
Mitchell is living in Joplin.
He is out helping with rescue
there. Here are the photos
that he sent to us!


Prom from Hell

It was a great turn out
and here are the photos
to help you remember what
happened that night, just incase things are a little fuzzy.


Beth's Competition Photos

Our own lovely Beth Davis competed in the Heart of America Natural Figure Competition in Peoria.
Check out the pics!


Tornado Photos from Tuscaloosa, AL

Ian Jens (former QCA resident) took these photos of his first-hand experience.



Monster Trucks and Monster Tuxes!

We were there and got
some great photos!




Brittany Vs. Pocahontas

One of our listeners commented on how our calendar girl of the month, Brittany Chevelle, has a striking resemblance to Pocahontas. What do you think?




Aftermath in the Bin Laden Compound!

The President won't release the photos of Osama but he didn't say anything about the others that were "smoke checked". Here are the photos of the 3 dead men (images from Reuters).



Pippa Middelton Gallery

Here are HOT pictures of Kate Middelton's sister and links to her Ass Appreciation Society!


Dwyer's Tree Trimming

Dwyer was talking about this
on the show and now you can see the amazing photos of his tree being trimmed!


Sink Hole Horror

A Florida woman nearly got swallowed alive when a sink hole opened up underneath her in her own yard. Check out the news story and see other sink hole photos.


Awkward Wedding Photos

Wedding photos capture one of the most important days of your life. Fortunately they also capture these somewhat awkward images to make a great gallery!


Petite Lap Giraffe

You've probably seen those commercials that feature a tiny pet giraffe. Now you watch one on a webcam. But giraffes are huge... can this be real?


Really???

You would think a sign wouldn't be necessary for something like this that someone saw in a yard up in Clinton....


Home Bowling Alley

A listener e-mailed us asking how much it would cost to install a bowling alley in their home. Well, this house is on the market for $5.1 million but we're sure you could find one cheaper....


MDA Cake Auction

Every year Dwyer puts an entry in the Camanche cake auction to raise money for the MDA. This year his idea was pretty big but the folks at the Clinton Hy-Vee Bakery made it happen! UPDATE: The cake has been dropped!


Some Things Never Change....

Flood season is upon us and listener Steven sent us these Downtown Davenport photos dating back to 1919 to show that some things never change.


The Sand Sculpture Company

Charlie Beaulieu of The Sand Sculpture Company will be at the Flower & Garden Show at the QCCA Expo Center this weekend. Check out their work!


Muscle Car City

No surprise, Dwyer goes to Florida for vacation and the first thing he finds is a car museum....


March Madness Cheerleaders

March Madness is upon us and that means we need to do a little research... into the 25 hottest cheerleading squads!


Burn Baby Burn

Dave and Nancy Palmer burned down their house over the weekend and turned the whole thing into a late-winter block party, music video shoot and a training event for the local fire department.


Weird Vending Machines

This gallery proves that you can get practically anything out of a vending machine!


Bat Man

Mitch Davie may be sports fan of the year after catching a flying bat and saving his fellow fans, all while drinking a Red Stripe and not spilling a drop.


The War Magician

HBO is in the developmental phase of creating a show about Jasper Maskelyne, The War Magician. He was reponsible for creating fake tanks during WWII that Germans would waste their ammo on.


Support The Troops

If you've listened to the show any amount of time you know that we have the utmost appreciation for our military. Help us support active duty Marine Shannon Ihrke by voting for her!


Space Hair

During a video conference with President Obama, one female member of the STS-133 crew was having a bit of an bad hair day.


Totally Inappropriate Church Signs

We're pretty sure we're already going to hell... so it shouldn't matter if we post this gallery of inappropriate church signs.


The Michaels Makeover

We posted this photo for you to photoshop Michaels... check out some of his new styles in this gallery!


Mysterious Letters

Many different people in Ellwood City, PA have received letters with strange symbols on them in the mail.


Wild Turkey... Not The Drink!

Ken and Kim Stych sold their home and began their motorhome adventure. But only 6 hours into their first day of travel a 30 lb wild turkey crashed through their windshield as they drove down the interstate.


Ramsey Home for Sale

The Boulder, CO home where JonBenét Ramsey’s body was discovered the day after Christmas in 1996 is up for sale... again.


Coca-Cola Controversy

After 2 decades someone has voiced displeasure over the vintage painted sign on the side of Richard Modolo's home, saying that it should be removed because it promotes OBESITY!


The Perfect Kid House

It's the house you always wanted when you were a kid, complete with a slide and ball pit.


Michelle "Bombshell" McGee

Michelle "Bombshell" McGee will be in town this weekend at The Chorus Line for the Ink Slinger's Ball.


Girls Gone Fishin'

With the Outdoor Show in town we thought it would be appropriate to highlight the world of fishing.


Daytona Repaved

For the first time in 52 years Daytona International Speedway has been completely repaved. Check out some of the machinery that made it happen.


Ozzy Concert

The Ozzy concert was last night at the i Wireless Center. Send in your photos if you were there!


Snowmobile Trip

For those of you wondering... yes, Dwyer did survive the whole weekend snow mobiling up north!


Geico Caveman Wanted In Iowa City

Days after an apartment fire in Iowa City, police released a computer generated image of a potential witness.


Vacation Evacuation

Roxanne and Steve Peterson's vacation in Egypt was cut a few days short by the protesting. These are some of the things they witnessed before they made it safely back home to Coal Valley.


World's Largest Snowball

Wes Fowlks is one of a group of 10 guys who made the World's Largest Snowball, over 23 feet in circumference and estimated to weigh over 6,200 lbs!


The Invisible Man

Liu Bolin is a Chinese artist who paints himself "invisible". Can you spot him in these pictures?


Local SnOMG Coverage

Well, it actually happened. The Quad Cities got an average of 18 INCHES of snow. Pictures are already coming in so send in yours once it gets light out!


Packers vs Steelers Gallery

With all the snow we got overnight here's something to keep you warm. It's cold outside, but it's hot in here. Bwah-ha-ha-ha!


Snowpocalypse 2011

According to the local news, this is what the Quad Cities will look like after tomorrow....


Lego Master

Recent University of Texas graduate Cal Walsh, 24, just landed his dream job. After beating 100 other Lego fanatics in a 2-day competition he will become the master model builder at the new Legoland Discovery Center which is opening in March.


Oldest NFL Cheerleader

42 year old Laura Vikmanis is a registered dietitian and certified personal trainer. After her divorce she decided that she needed to find herself which resulted in her becoming a cheerleader for the Bengals and we fully support this.


Happy Birthday Hannah

Our first ever visual aid for Today in Rock History. Happy Birthday Hannah Teter.


Flav's Fried Chicken

Flav's Fried Chicken had its grand opening on Monday up in Clinton. Listener Lacy works there and sent us some photos from the first day.


Hover Hands

Are they afraid of getting cooties, or just socially awkward? You be the judge.


Rod & Custom Show

This weekend was full of classic cars, classy chicks and giving away classic car calendars!


The Ultimate Wingman

Ryan Hohman plans to eat 2,011 wings in the year 2011. Doesn't sound like much at barely 5 wings a day but it's harder than you think to eat the same thing every day. Follow his progress here.


The Last Supper In Lint

Laura Bell has spent A LOT of time doing laundry in the past 7 months. Enough to generate the lint to create her own 14 foot version of the Last Supper.


Most Forwarded Messages

The closer we get to the Bears/Packers game the more images that are being sent on cell phones and posted online. Here's a gallery the most forwarded ones!


Sports Illustrated Cover Jinx

Sports Illustrated is apparently predicting the Jets and the Bears for the Super Bowl with their current cover photos. Will the so-called "cover jinx" come into play?


Snow Sculptures

Scott Hale is a welder by trade but being out of work he had some spare time this winter to perfect some other talents!


QC Bears Den

Michael and Kristin Huggins and their 2 little boys aren't just fans of the Chicago Bears, they live and breathe it in their basement which is completely orange and blue.


Martha's All In Stitches

Martha Stewart ended up with 9 stitches in her upper lip this week after supposedly being headbutted by her dog.


2011 Detroit Auto Show

Dwyer was at the Detroit Auto Show on Monday, and took these awesome pictures. Cars? Where we're going we don't need no cars.


Drummer Ad Prank

A fake hand-written flyer said that PyroMania was looking for a new drummer... the catch? You needed to be rockin' ONE arm!


Top 10 LA Musician Mansions For Sale

Jack Black just dropped nearly $5.6 million to buy Flea's residence. Here are a few other musicians' homes of that have been for sale in the last year.


Panda Cow

Chris Jessen welcomed Ben the panda cow to his Colorado farm on New Years Eve. Little Ben is one of only 25 registered panda cows in the world.


Snowed In... Literally!

Steve and Betty Ehlers of Newell, IA were out of town during the recent blizzard. A relative checking on their home found it full of snow due to a side door that blew open!

 



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