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Most Forwarded Bears/Packers Texts

 

Prayer for the Bears

Our Cutler, who art in Chicago , hallowed be thy arm. Thy bowl will come; it will be won, in Dallas as it is in the Windy City . Give us this Sunday, our weekly win, and give us many touchdown passes, but do not let the Packers pass against us. Lead us not into frustration, but deliver us to the valley of the sun. For thine is the MVP, the best of the NFC, & the glory of the Bears, now and forever, AMEN


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Why does all the trees bend towards the North in Illinois?
Because Green Bay SUCKS!

Why was baby Jesus not born in Green Bay?
Because they couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

 

And from the one Packers fan in our listening audience....

 

 



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