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Buffalo Jim

You've heard of Buffalo Bob and Buffalo Bill... what about Buffalo Jim? His 1,600 lb drinking buddy Bailey earned him the name!


Unhappy Christmas Pugs

These Pugs are not pleased to be the subject of Christmas photos.


Fun With Valet Parking

Tired of walking all the way out to your parked car in the cold after shopping? Just park right in front of the doors like this guy!


Canarsie Christmas

It's a Canarsie, Ney York tradition that began in 1963. Frank Seddio's house now features more than $300,000 in decorations.


Best Mugshots Of 2010

A gallery of the best of the worst. Memorable mugshots from 2010!


Star Wars Geeks

Some people have taken pictures of a gnome at vacation locations for fun. Red and Jonny Evans have taken that idea a little further....


Punch Me Panda

"Do you ever get so mad that you want to punch something? I'm here for you. My name is Punch Me Panda."


Strangest Mugshot Ever?

A man with half a head is arrested for soliciting a prostitute in Florida.


Todd's Truck

Todd finally got what he wanted, now Beth just has to figure out how to get in... can you say motorized running boards?


Tree House Trouble

Duncan Foss of Colorado built his daughter this pretty awesome treehouse but now he's facing legal action and fines if it's not torn down.


Maid-Rite Eating Championship

Saturday we hosted the MLE competition at the Waterfront Convention Center. Deep Dish Bertoletti won after eating 26 Maid Rite sandwiches, but rumors of controversy run rampant.


Halloween Costume Ball 2010

Our Halloween Ball was Saturday night and we had a blast! Click here to see more of Bill than you've ever imagined...


Rieck's Roadhouse Halloween Party

Friday night we were out in Erie for the big Halloween Party at Rieck's Roadhouse. There was even an appearance by listener Bonnie and her husband who came dressed as Denny!


Monday Night Football Poll

Our almost always accurate Monday Night Football Poll is back for another week. Your vote is invaluable in this important and very scientific poll.


Halloween Drinks

Need any last minute drink ideas for your Halloween party? Check these out!


World's Longest Cat

Stewie is the world's longest cat, measuring in at just over 4 feet in length!


Most Inappropriate Halloween Costumes

A gallery of Halloween costumes you probably don't want to be caught in this weekend.


25 Hottest Weather Babes

Even if the weather forecast sucks, sometimes it's still worth watching!


Lost Buffalo

What's the best way to catch a buffalo? An inground pool, of course!


Pet Halloween Costumes

The gallery that your pet hopes you don't click on....


Monday Night Football Poll

We've had some trouble with our polls not being totally accurate and you may not be doing it right. Don't vote for the team you like or think will win, vote based ONLY on which photos are hotter!


Toast Mosaic

A woman in England just created the world's largest mosaic. What makes it unique? It's made completely out of toast!


Chimp On The Loose

Tonya Jennings got a surprise when a loose 300lb chimpanzee jumped on her car and then opened the door to get inside!


Junior Seau

Fresh off his arrest for suspicion of domestic violence former San Diego Charger Junior Seau drives off a cliff in San Diego County.


Hawkeye Motorworks ATV Giveaway

Beth gave away an Iowa Hawkeyes ATV from Hawkeye Motorworks at the final Bike Night of the season and it was presented to the winner on Saturday!


Denny Goes To Carrie Underwood

Friday night we sent Denny and his wife to the Carrie Underwood concert. If you missed the show Denny says that Carrie had blonde hair!


Local Makeup Artist

Kathi King is a local makeup artist who has helped us out in the past. She's an amazing talent for Halloween and she can turn you into the living dead person you've always wanted to be.


Monday Night Football Poll

Our almost always accurate Monday Night Football Poll is back for another week. Your vote is invaluable in this important and very scientific poll.


Radio Flyer... Car?

Fred Keller and Judy Foster just recently finished their retirement project and it's been turning the heads of the young and old everywhere they go!


Oh Deer....

We were talking about deer earlier this week and that prompted listener Eric to dig out an old photo and scan it for us. Read the whole story here.


Monday Night Football Poll

So we aren't 100% accurate but we're still better than the weather forecast! Not that you really care about any of that... on to the photos!


Who Is Jenn Sterger?

Voicemails have been released that claim to be Brett Favre leaving messages for this chickie babe. Before we can decide if these are real or not we decided to do some research.


Bike Night Finale!

During the last Bike Night of the year Beth gave away the spa from QCA Pools & Spas and the Iowa Hawkeyes ATV from Hawkeye Motor Works plus other prizes!


12 Celebrity Homes For Sale

Not only do celebrities live in a different world than most of us but they live in different houses too. Check out the cost and square footage of some of these celebrity homes on the market.


Last Bike Night Of The Season!

If you qualified to win the spa from QCA Pools & Spas or the Iowa Hawkeyes ATV from Hawkeye Motor Works you need to be there Wednesday night!


Monday Night Football Poll

Dwyer says that the hotter cheerleaders predict the winning team and so far our polls have been 100% accurate. Place your vote now!


Down On The Farm

Yesterday Michaels took his kids out to the Lilienthal farm in Durant to learn a little about farming, but they got to see some real action when two of the dogs got into a fight with a raccoon!


World's Largest Boobs

Sheyla Hershey holds the Brazilian equivalent of a Guinness World Record in the category of biggest boobs. She is a 38 KKK and here are photos to prove it!


In The News

You gotta love it when the Quad Cities makes national news....

But at least we've got company, check out this gallery of forehead tattoos... sorry, AWESOME forehead tattoos!


Pick A Lane, Neither Lane

We know you'e tired of construction on I-74, apparently the workers are too so they're just closing both lanes!


Monday Night Football Poll

Dwyer has a theory about Monday night football. He says that the team with the hotter cheerleaders will always win. In this case there are no cheerleaders so we had to opt for hottest fans instead.


Halloween Express Fashion Show

Halloween is nearly here and we are doing our part to help you pick a costume... at least for the ladies!


Animated Christmas Display

Mike Babick has been decorating his house with animated Christmas characters for over 40 years. His display is so popular that traffic has to be rerouted in his town during the holidays!


Rolling Pilot

Michael Glen is the world's first paraplegic hot air balloon pilot. Michael will be flying this weekend during the Quad City Hot Air Balloon Festival. Find out all the details here.


The Worst Place For A Typo

There may be 15 great things about schools in South Bend, but you're not really gonna notice them with this hilarious typo in the way!


Life Inside Locker Rooms

Locker rooms have been the subject of a number of news stories lately. While this gallery might not offer any sensational news it does give you a peek inside their inner sanctum.


D&M & Wiebler's
20th Anniversary Giveaway

We teamed up with Wiebler's to give away the 2nd of two Harley Davidson motorcycles along with tons of other great prizes over the weekend.


Monday Night Football Poll

Dwyer has a theory about Monday night football that the team with the hotter cheerleaders will always win. This is in no way an excuse to check out cheerleaders, this is a purely scientific study.

 

Solar Panel Mystery

A listener sent us these photos of some solar panels that he always sees along 67 in Iowa. Do you know what they are? Let us know! Answer posted!



D&M One Club Tournament

Our annual One Club Tournament took place yesterday. Plenty of drinking and fun, and even a little golf thrown in too!


Most Homoerotic Photos Of Politicians

Politicians may fight it out in their ads but this gallery shows how much they.....um, love each other.


Penny Puppy

Jeff Keelan and his wife were still getting used to their new French Mastiff puppy, "Isis," when the little dog upchucked a handful of pennies. Xrays showed another 105 pennies in puppy's stomach!


Lego Collection

Esther Hill has been collecting and building Lego sets since the late 1970's. Might seem a little bit odd for a senior citizen but with her 26 great-grandchildren it's a great thing for them to share!


Inés Sáinz

TV Azteca reporter Inés Sáinz claims she was mistreated by the NY Jets while in their locker room. Before we can decide who's telling the truth we better examine some photos of her.


McDonald's Worldwide

This morning we were discussing the fact that in the US you are never more that 115 miles from a McDonald's. Check out the map and some of the menu options available outside the US.


Meat Dress

Lady Gaga's VMA meat dress is causing a lot of controversy. If you missed it we've got close ups, and yes it was REAL meat!


Awesome Mugshot

Robert Barker was arrested after forcing his 13-year old stepson to run windsprints while pointing a BB gun at him. His full mugshot says so much about him...


The Green Way To Propose

Tommy Dafoe used the lawn to ask his girlfriend an important question.


Surfer Girls

Women’s sports are sometimes overlooked by the mainstream media, so D&M would like to rectify this situation. Surfing is a sport much like sand volleyball and requires serious attention as to not miss anything.


Dumbest Cell Phone Photos

Dwyer was searching the interwebs and stumbled across this list of the most common photos found on people's cell phones. Check out the list and the gallery of listener photos.


Meredith Haley Sits In For Beth

As you've been listening you've probably noticed a different voice on the show. It's been Meredith Haley. We got a lot of e-mails asking for pics, and here's what we found.


Denny's T-Shirt Emporium

Friday morning we helped listener Denny get some cash by having him sell the exclusive Pray For Me Man D&M t-shirts.


Look What We Found

When we were preparing to leave work yesterday we found this coat rack sitting on Truck Norris. We're not sure if we're supposed to give it to Denny, but Bill says, "We're keeping it!"


D&M Caterpillars

Illinois City Elementary School named some caterpillars after members of the show. We'll follow their progress.


Robber Photobomb

A perfectly timed family photo helped catch a thief.


Lindsay's First Post-Rehab Photo

Lindsay Lohan is out of rehab and the first published photo of her after her release shows her holding a Rockstar energy drink. Is this product placement or just what she was thirsty for?


Exercising While Intoxicated

Joe Kukura loves booze and loves exercise and he knows how to combine them! Here are the best and worst drinks to consume while you workout.


LemonAid Racing

When you think of racing the first vehicle that comes to mind is NOT a Geo Metro. But Ajay Singh part of a team who will be racing one in a 24-hour road race to raise money for kids camp.


Miss Universe 2010

Miss Mexico Jimena Navarrete was crowned Miss Universe last night but we thought you might want to compare all of the contestants and make sure they made the right decision.


Scorpions Concert

If you missed the Scorpions and Dokken we've got all the pictures here!


Signature Tattoo

Rose Ann Belluso got her back signed by Paul McCartney at a recent show and went the next morning to make it permanent!


Scorpions Giveaway

This morning we held a listener contest in the studio to give away Scorpions tickets, or a real scorpion... depending on how which box they picked!


Prize Pumpkin

Marc Petersen and Dan Carlson from Clinton, IA have been growing giant pumpkins for 6 years. Their latest pumpkin, which won first place at the Iowa State Fair, weighed 1,323 lbs.


A New Corn Record?

An Iowa woman planted a few stalks of corn outside her cafe and one of these stalks now has a whopping 27 ears on it.


Struck By Lightning

A Minnesota man was struck by lightning while hiking in Colorado. Bill heard this story through the grapevine while on vacation at a Colorado ranch last week.


Famous Facial Hair

Beards and mustaches... some guys just wouldn't be the same without them. Here's a gallery of some of the most iconic facial hair out there.


Bill's Family Vacation

Growing up, Bill's parents used to take the family to a ranch in Colorado. Well, now that his kids are old enough they took the exact same trip, Amtrak and all!


Pat Angerer

Dwyer and his family were there to see Pat Angerer's first tackle during the Colts vs 49ers game.


Electric Fiero

Nate Silver converted his Fiero to be completely electric. 20 six volt Trojan deep cycle batteries power a WarP 9 electric motor.


Weird Furniture

Tired of the way your house is decorated? Check out some of these crazy home furnishings!


Record Hailstone

A huge hailstone fell in South Dakota last week. Weighing nearly 2 lbs and measuring over 18 inches around, it is the largest on record!


Bridge Dedication

A listener who was at the Bridge Dedication Ceremony over the weekend sent us this note and photos from their experience.


Miss Iowa

Miss Iowa can walk the runway in a swimsuit AND pitch a softball still while looking fabulous, no matter what Miguel Batista thinks. Watch her throw the first pitch Friday night! Now with video!


The Late Dennis Hopper's House

Know anyone who's in the market for a $6.245 million dollar home?


Border Crossing FAIL

Behold the worst disguise ever... a man masquerading as a car seat.


Tuesday Booze Day / White Trash Bash

In honor of Goose's new White Trash Bash gig at the Shovelhead Shed every Tuesday, we've put together a gallery of some lovely white trash from the big screen.


Bon Jovi In The Beginning

We're not sure if these photos are more for Beth or Dwyer, but here is a gallery of Bon Jovi from their younger years. In fact they are so young these photos may be considered child porn...


His Phone For Porshe

17-year old Steven Ortiz from California traded up from an old cell phone to a Porsche Boxster.


Bike Night

Check out Bike Night for the latest in biker headgear... the water cup!


Affordable Ferrari

Dwyer is a member of a Ferrari website so he wanted to share some of the deals he has been drooling over.


Longest Tongue In The US

Nick Afanasiev, a 20-year-old Hollywood actor, has the longest tongue in the United States. Nick's tongue measures 3.5 inches long.


Heritage USA

Remember Jim and Tammy Faye Bakker's theme park, Heritage USA? It was quite the place in his hayday but nowadays the park is abandoned and overgrown.


Weirdest Theme Parks

If you're looking for some place a little different to take a family vacation this summer, you might want to click here.


Beach Volleyball

Wednesday morning we said that today is one of only 2 days of the year that no professional sports take place. With that in mind we know you need something to keep you occupied....


Rockers: Then & Now

Many rock idols from the 60's, 70's and 80's are still on stage. Some have retired and are living a peaceful life. Either way ALL of them have gone through some changes as can be seen in this gallery!


What A Workout!

95-year old Merrill Matzinger begins his daily exercise routine with 1,500 crunches... that's more than Dwyer has done in his entire life.


Just The Right Angle....

The images in this gallery are NOT photoshopped... but they ARE taken from just the right angle!


Star Wars In Concert

Goose went to see Star Wars In Concert last night at the i Wireless Center and has the photo to prove it!


Lost Cat

Who knew that making a Lost Cat poster could be so complicated?


The 20 Worst Names

Okay, so you don't really have much say over what your parents name you... but these people do know that you can CHANGE your name, right?


Unfortunate T-Shirts To Get Arrested In

The fact that they have a mug shot says something about these people.... but their t-shirts say a little something more!


For Sale "As-Is"

Handyman special! For only $75 million you can purchase this 90,000 square foot... well, at this size we can't really call it a "house"!


World Beard & Moustache Champion

Larry McClure of Concord, CA, won the Best Moustache division of the national championships for his handlebar moustache measuring 31 inches.


Dwyer & Michaels' Classic Car Show

It was a great day at the Dwyer and Michaels' Classic Car Show on Saturday at the Fairgrounds. Here's a sample of what was on display!


The Real Hotwives Of Pro Soccer

There is plenty of news right now about the World Cup so we thought we should give our attention to another aspect of soccer...


Bike Night With Beth Davis

Bikes, beer, babes... they are all there at Bike Night every Wednesday!


In The Movies

Local classic car owners John & Jan Brewer got to watch their 1933 Nash on the big screen with Johnny Depp!


Clothier To The King

Lansky's gained worldwide recognition for being the place to buy clothing for musicians including the Jonas Brothers, Robert Plant, Steven Tyler and the King himself... Elvis Presley.


Hovercraft

Two sisters from Cordova, IL have found a new way to get to their job on the other side of the river.


Bacon Explosion

After Beth talked about how much healthy cooking she did over the weekend we really needed to cleanse our palate... we figure this should do the trick!


Stanley Cup Champions

Kevin McKee plays for the QC Blackhawks Sled Hockey team and he was in Chicago to party with the Blackhawks at Harry Caray's.


Scooter Girl Competition

Beth hosted her final Scooter Girl competition last night and we think you might be interested to see just what went on....


Too Sexy For Her Job?

Debrahlee Lorenzana, the former Citibank employee who claims to have been fired for being "too sexy," is apparently now facing dismissal by her current employer, JP Morgan Chase.


One Nation Under God

A man who two years ago changed his name to In God We Trust filed a petition Tuesday to change his name to One Nation Under God.


Eagles Guest Conductor

When Anitra won the contest to be guest conductor at the Eagles/QC Symphony Orchestra concert she probably didn't think she'd be the eagle....


Cellular Connection

Salesman Rob Thomas just barely missed being plowed down by an SUV that drove right through the front window of the Cellular Connection last week.


Local Incompetence In Pictures

Sometimes it's difficult to remember how the word "yield" is spelled... better just put it up both ways!


Incompetence In Pictures

This gallery will just make you shake your head....


Hot Chicks Eating Ice Cream

Nothing to see here at all.


Inaccurate Knock-Off Toys

The packaging of these foreign knock-off toys is almost more entertaining than the original toys themselves.


Who Flung Poo?

Last week, a handful of people in Toronto, Canada, became victims of a disgusting new scam.


Showcase Cinemas

Dwyer gives you an inside look at the Showcase Cinemas.


Creepiest Children's Cereals

15 cereals that might creep you out when you pour a bowl for your kids...


The Hamms Barn

Mary Bisinger of Tipton, IA is working on a siding project that we approve of. All she has to do to complete it is to drink more beer!


The Illustrated Lady

Julia Gnuse has earned her place in the Guinness Book of World Records after covering 95% of her body with tattoos.


Modern Day Noah's Ark?

Worried about what will happen in the year 2012? Then you may want to ease your mind by purchasing a spot in Vivos underground survival shelter.


Airstream Ranch

A man in Dover, FL has finally gotten his "Airstream Ranch" classified as art and a roadside attraction.


Parenting FAIL Gallery

Parents, if you want to see what NOT to do with your children please click here.


License Error

Ashlee Lineberger sent in her license renewal and this is what she received back in the mail. No, the strange thing is not that she has a nice picture... check the address line!


X-1 SkyCycle

Engineer Doug Malewicki was the designer of Evel Knievel's steam rocket powered X-1 SkyCycle.


"I caught a shark!"

2-year-old Ella was fishing with her grandparents when her Barbie fishing pole snagged a 20 lb Muskie.


25 Ridiculous Stress Relief Products

Asia is at it again with crazy products... here is a gallery of odd items meant to help relieve stress.


Gator Attack

“Swampmaster” Jeff Quattrocchi was attacked during one of his alligator shows at the Cotee River Seafood Festival over the weekend.


Miss USA Photos

The Miss USA pageant decided to switch things up this year, so instead of waiting for some racy photos to surface they just posted sexy publicity photos of ALL the contestants.


Another Bridge Victim

The Brady Street bridge usually claims most of the trucks downtown but today Harrison Street got one!


Ernestine Shepherd

Ernestine Shepherd is the world's oldest female bodybuilder at 73 years old. Check her out!


Welcome Home Corporal Lyons

Lance Corporal Ed Lyons made his way home from the QC Airport this morning to spend 30 days with his family after spending 5 months in rehab from an IED blast.


Mustang Ads

Dwyer's latest car is a Mustang. He hasn't had one in quite a few years so we wanted to refresh his memory with a few ads from over the years.


Prom From Hell 2010

Prom From Hell was Saturday and it was a blast! Great music, great dancing and enough taffeta for a small village!


More Bad Album Covers

Just when you think you've seen them all.... we have another gallery of bad album covers!


Celine's Backyard Water Park

Celine Dion has built a massive water park on her property on Jupiter Island in Florida.


Grandma Ganja

A Canadian senior citizen tried to enter the U.S. and was busted on a 30-year-old warrant.


The World's Smallest Horse

At 14 inches tall and only 6 lbs Einstein is the world's smallest horse.


Unintentionally Funny Books

So yesterday we showed you the most unintentionally perverted toys, now we take you to the bookshelves for some more fun!


Too Young To Drive? Not For NASCAR!

Katie Brice may be too young to get her license at age14 but she just drove in a NASCAR sanctioned event at the Stafford Motor Speedway in Connecticut!


15 Unintentionally Perverted Toys

Okay, so they do have teams of people who work on product development... right? These toys make you wonder if they actually pay attention in those meetings!


Iowa Thunder

The Iowa Thunder women's football team have their first home game this weekend.


The Many Uses For Meat

It's definitely grilling season but if you get bored with just eating all that meat, here are a few other things you can do with it!


Long Hairs That Care

Goose, Dwyer and over 70 of our listeners (and their children!) all stepped out on the ice during intermission at the Mallards game to donate their hair to Locks of Love.


$31,600 Video Game

Tanner Sandlin of Texas has just sold the 13th known copy of Atari's Air Raid game for $31,600.


Unusual Treehouses

Need ideas for a summer project? Check these out!


Missy The Cat

As you know Beth's cat Frank passed away recently and her house has been a bit empty. Well, over the weekend that vacancy was filled!


The Acro-Cats

The Acro-Cats are back! We have them in the studio this morning and you can see them live this Sunday. Click for more details!


Dwyer's Wallet

Dwyer may need to get a "European shoulder bag" soon as his wallet does not seem to provide the organization that he requires!


15 Hottest Women To Get Cheated On

Apparently it doesn't matter how hot you are... it doesn't make you immune to being cheated on!


50 Freeze Frames

If you looked away from the screen for a second you would have missed them. Luckily we have a full gallery of hilarious screen captures!


Cardstacker

Bryan Berg is the world record holder for the tallest free-standing house of cards.


The Miz

WWE presents Monday Night Raw tonight a the i Wireless center and The Miz was with us in studio this morning for an AWESOME interview!


Vintage Ads That Are So Wrong

The vintage ads in this gallery are quite different from what we see today! Also watch that Flintstones Winston cigarette commercial.


Pricy Pet Parrot

A Tampa woman is being criticized for spending nearly $80,000 to care for her sick bird.


Album Cover Blooper

Dwyer noticed the cover of Allen Jackson's new album. It's called Freight Train... but isn't that a passenger train?


Snakes On A... Bike?

Goose saw a little something strange about this gal riding her bike yesterday...


Out Of The Ordinary Eggs

If you're looking for some different ideas when you decorate eggs this week then check out this gallery!


Retirement Cake

This weekend is Arlynn Hartwig's last show at the QCCA Expo Center. He's been bringing guests to us for years and of course we had to send him off into retirement in style.


RIP Frank

Beth's cat Frank passed away in his sleep on Thursday. You were an awesome feline and we will miss hearing about you and your adventures. RIP Frank.


QC Rollers Ad

A couple weeks ago Bill and Greg challenged the QC Rollers to a race. If the guys lost they said they would advertise for the QC Rollers' upcoming bout. Well, if you've picked up the Argus today you can see who won!


Spot the Fake

Here's a gallery of random people. Cleverly hidden in these images are individuals with really BAD fake tans. Can you spot them?


Natalee Holloway's Remains?

An underwater photo taken last fall by a vacationing couple is being investigated after human remains were noticed in the image.


World Catfish Eating Championship

The World Catfish Eating Championship was held at Rhythm City Casino over the weekend. 100 lb Sonya "The Black Widow" Thomas consumed 6.75 lbs of fish.


Do-It-Yourself Desktop Illusion

Monday is craft day on the show and we have something you can do with your computer to make it look like your desktop is transparent. Send us yours!


Matchstick Man

The actual Notre Dame Cathedral took nearly 182 years to complete but Joe Cutich put his together in about 7 months, using 7,200 matchsticks!


The Eight Track Museum

James "Big Bucks" Burnett has opened the first ever eight track museum in Denton, TX showcasing over 3,000 tapes from his personal collection.


Drunken Girls of St. Patty's Day 2010

We are celebrating our Irish heritage the way Saint Patrick would have wanted it. Behold the drunken girls of St. Patty's Day 2010.


Oldest Fish

Steve Gruebel owns a pet store but this is one fish that is not for sale. Named for the Hall of Fame football player, Dick Buttkiss is a Black Pacu who just turned 43 years old.


Tramp Stamp or Lower Back Tattoo?

If you've ever wondered what the difference is between a tramp stamp and a lower back tattoo then this gallery will help you out. No tramp stamps here, these are full blown lower back tats.


Craigslist Ad

Large fist paperweight... free on Craigslist!


The Midnight Knitter

The trees and sign posts of this small Jersey Shore town are under attack.... by a band of nameless knitters who strikes at midnight!


Coleslaw Wrestling Champion

If you've ever wanted to tackle someone in 2,000 pounds of minced cabbage (not to mention 4 gallons of vegetable oil) then this might be the sport for you! Or you could just watch...


Bizarre Signs

Signs that make you go hmmmm.


Fat Cat Gallery

A gallery especially for Beth... and all the other crazy cat ladies out there.


Snow Woman

A New Jersey family was forced to dress their snow sculpture of a naked woman after a neighbor called in a complaint.


Finger Food

An kitchen employee at a Florida IHOP had a little mishap with a knife. He was taken to the hospital... well most of him was anyway!


If Men Wrote Women's Magazines

If guys were on staff at these magazine publishers then the cover text might look a little like this.


Rush Limbaugh's Penthouse

Limbaugh has put his 5th Avenue penthouse on the market for only $13.95 million. The full-floor apartment comes with four terraces, 10-rooms, "oversized" tubs, and handpainted murals.


Scott County Inmate Listings

The Scott County website now has an online inmate listing and we found some guys who look like they had a bit of a rough weekend....


The Funny Faces Of The Olympics

The Olympics may be over but we have captured the faces of the athletes forever.


Bigloo

The Bigloo is 17 feet, 4 inches high. Paul Steckart and his friends were trying to build the world's largest igloo and possibly gain entry into Guinness World Records.


The Beef Stick Lady

Dee Ann Paulsrud has coordinated the “Beef 'N Up the Troops” program for the past three years, helping send over 91,000 beef sticks to troops overseas.


Elizabeth Hurley

This is probably a worthless gallery. Liz Hurley was wearing this sheer wrap during an appearance, no biggie, nothing here to see. (not safe for work)


Top 10 Olympic Skating Sex Positions

The top 10 sex positions as demonstrated by Olympic figure skating pairs.


Red Light Cameras

Think if you drive the speed limit and don't run lights that you won't get a ticket? Wrong! The owner of one of the cars featured in our calendar just got one while his car was up on blocks in storage.


Jennifer Coolidge

Jennifer Coolidge was in the studio with us this morning and you can see her this weekend at Penguins.


Camel Towing

When Mike Christopher decided to open his own towing company he wanted to stand out from the crowd.


Brady Street Bridge

Yet another truck has been devoured by the Brady Street Bridge. Ouch!


A Saints Fan Inside & Out

Florellen Rickard accidentally swallowed one of her New Orleans Saints earrings.


Baby In A Box

Listener Dan alerted us to this video. His brother is on this ship down in Haiti right now.


Blindy The Sheep

Listener Nikki has a farm in Little York, IL. And on that farm she has a sheep... with no eyeballs?


Daytona At Ducky's

Sure it was Valentine's Day but with the Daytona 500 going on we were out at Ducky's Lagoon for the party!


She's Got A Gun!

Beth was at Shooting Sports Unlimited for the Guns N Roses event over the weekend... and she wasn't just watching!


Ironic Signs

Isn't it ironic? A gallery full of funny signs.


Hottest Winter Olympians

They pick the coldest sports but these Olympians are still hot!


The Family Truckster

You probably saw the commercial during the Super Bowl that featured the family truckster, but what you probably didn't know is that it is a replica made locally!


Ultimate Garages

This gallery is mostly for Dwyer but you really have to check it out... the cars and the garages that they are in are both equally amazing!


Grammy Weekend

Our winners of the Grammy Giveaway had a blast out in LA and they sent us these pictures from their trip!


Celebrity Ink

It only takes a moment to recognize a celebrity when you glance at a photo... how long does it take you to recognize these famous women from their tattoos?


Burlesque Le' Moustache

The ladies of Burlesque Le' Moustache were in the studio this morning to talk about their show at the Capitol Theatre. Meet the ladies here.


Obscure Celebrity Photos

Dwyer found this gallery of celebrity photos... including a picture of Marilyn Monroe and JFK together!


Men And Their Tools

Troy Waller landed on the 8 inch handle of his pliers and they went through his hip bone....


Predict The Super Bowl

Dwyer reveals how you can predict the Super Bowl just doing one easy search in Google...


Rod & Custom Auto Show

The calendar girls were on hand at the Rod & Custom show to sign autographs on our classic car calendar. Also find out where you can get your calendar if you missed out this weekend.


15 Hottest Covergirls Of The Decade

This gallery doesn't really need an explanation....


Kid Photobombs

The best photobombs... with little kids!


PETA Gone Wrong

Over the weekend, a bunch of animal rights activists decided they were going to protest the use of leather at... of all places.... a motorcycle rally in Johnstown, Pennsylvania.


Giggle-Blizzard

Tracie has 13 pets but the night that only 12 came in she knew something was wrong. After 11 days of searching, the missing cat returned on its own... with 2 broken legs!


Better Than Hallmark?

Nothing says Happy Birthday better than using 120,000 pounds of manure to spell out your message.


Statue-tory Rape

You can bet that the people who designed these statues had this type of use in mind...


Expensive Coffee

A McDonald's in New Jersey apparently has a different idea about the extra value menu....


Happy New Year!

The best part about 2010 so far? J-Lo's outfit for the big Rockin' Eve bash.


Haywood Jamblomie

A homeless man enjoying the Christmas dinner pulled one of the oldest tricks in the book on a QC Times reporter.



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