Dumbest Cell Phone Photos

Dwyer was searching the interwebs and stumbled across a top 10 list of the most common photos found on people's cell phones. Here are the top 10 (with a runner up) and then below are the dumbest photos found on listeners phones! 1. Kids 2. Yourself 3. Food or drink 4. Animals or pets 5. Police car or officer 6. Hooter's waitress 7. Co-workers 8. Profile pics 9. Sporting events or concerts 10. Nature photos 11. Injuries

They do everything together.....	This tough guy was at a stoplight in Rock Island last week with his Chihuahua on his bike. I couldn't resist.
My best friend and I ALWAYS take pictures of us doing the “shocker”. Every time we hang out there is at least one!!	Was up in Chicago a few weeks ago, and we ran out of our "usual" beer. This bottle was in the back of the fridge. I have never had a worse tasting beer
The black spot next to the quarter is a piece of plastic that was stuck in the headphone jack of my iPhone. Had to take a picture to show my friend how big it was.	Dirty river panties
T-shirt I saw at the River Bandits game. Had to take a pic
Chainsaw injury	Wrote my name in pee.
Pic of 2 buddys on a Kawasaki 125.	These are all over Canada in bars. Had to take picture
Here's a pic of some random resident at my grandma's nursing home. He's dangerous....	Bridge metal: took this for a background for my phone.
Weed wacker boat.	Bike night at work and I dont have one, except for a 12 speed!
I may or may not be a Twimom who went to see Joan Jett in Council Bluffs, Iowa, recently. Renewed interest after Kristen Stewart was in The Runaways.	This guy passed out drunk during a poker game so a friend decorated him with a green sharpie. The sad thing is he actually won while sleepin'!
Hint to my husband that I need a new car! My mileage is now up to 147,424.	Photo of a light bulb we needed to find.
How I found out my flip phone could take pictures even when closed:	It was a xmas season event, where you sit in a chair watching something for an hour or two, and my 18 month old put up with it for about ten minutes. I had a flip-phone at the time, and he wasn't able to open it up yet, but if he pushed the button on the side the little display lit up, so it kept him distracted. After the event, I opened my phone to make a call and was informed the memory was full. Of the 120 or so pictures he'd taken of himself, the chair in front of him, and the slow line of people walking by, these are the twenty shots that were in focus enough that I thought I could save them.
Mutant strawberry next to a regular sized one.	My girlfriend is a vegetarian and this is my bean burrito with a bratwurst chopped up in it.. YUMMMMM
I was pulling up in the driveway one day and saw something hanging out of my garage. I walked up to it and realized it was a squirrel that must have gotten stuck.	Roscoe the clown.
The lady in front of me at Kohls...	Two co-workers… one is plugging in a USB cable while the other has fun with it.
We were walking to grab a bite to eat and saw this parked.	My wife hard-boiled one carton of eggs but left one carton raw. Guess which one I took to work
Taken on freemont street in Vegas.	Bob cat in Morrison, IL.
We were in Dubuque and kept seeing the Wienermobile.	Dwyer double-fisting it at the Cards game.
Cookin children on the big green egg.	Neighbor hit the gas, not the brakes.
Saw this foil covered Explorer last winter in the Genesis East ER parking lot.	My 4 year old son wanted to be strapped into his car seat and then just started walking around outside.
I think this speaks for itself. Taken in Muscatine in front of a used car dealer/repair shop.	Jellyfish at aquarium in Gatlinburg, TN.
You get what you pay for...	My hand with acupuncture.
Normally you only find frogs in window wells...	The sign says it all.
Prank on neighbor.	Mosquito bites after one night of grilling.
I was on house arrest for an OWI and wasn't suppose to drink.	My friend after too much alcohol.
	My toaster broke one day. It jammed down while my Poptarts were in it, filling the entire house with smoke. For some reason, amid the panic of unplugging the toaster, throwing it in the yard, and opening all the windows, I felt it important to photograph the incident. Until today, I hadn't had a reason to share it.
Drinking and driving safely.	How Rock Island fixes poles.
This is my nephew he had been bugging his uncle when finally he just grabbed him by his leg an dropped him in a garbage barrel.	Got this one at a job site last week. I felt like washing my hands after touching it.
	I also like to take pictures of Klinger passed out....