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When you're handling 20 gallons of pizza sauce, BE CAREFUL!

"I put some oreos in the microwave for 50 minutes. The fire
department was not amused."

Nah I figure this truck is 6, maybe 7, feet tall.

and 2 proof readers.

No-speed car chase.

I give up, let's get delivery.

Either UCLA messed up, or they are really into civil liberties.

At least he didn't try to iron his pants.

Don't't drink and make signs...

Thanks for doing the math for me. How many until the exit if I'm
on the 7nd floor?

Maybe they are playing on the ceiling.

As lazy as a INSERT JOKE LATER.

"D'ohh!"

A firetruck that's having an identity crisis. He thinks he's a
bulldozer.

What? We said it was our bad, what else do you want?

That's his wife in the chair, shaking her head with embarrassment
because this literally happens every time.

Double dose of Epic Fails

Obviously DHL stands for Don't Have L... maps.
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