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Crazy Google Street View Images

Google has been really expanding the Street View on their maps and in the process they've provided us with plenty of entertaining images!

 

Freak Farm

Paul Springer has a farm in Wisconsin but some of the animals on it are a little different....



Bowling Ball Yard Art

A California man has been appearing in public dressed as a decorated Marine, the only problem is that he's never been in the military!


Oh Deer....

A Wisconsin buck lost when he got into a fight with a 640 lb concrete statue of an elk.


Koozy Kaddy

Never bend down to reach your drink again! Three brothers from Fulton have invented the caddy that makes sure your drink stays right within reach!


Bowling Ball Yard Art

Donald Bernovich would rather be bowling. You can tell by just looking at his front lawn in Marquette Heights, IL.


The Lighter Side Of Sammy Sosa

Sammy's looking a little lighter lately....


Pan Am Replica

Anthony Toth has built a precise replica of a first-class cabin from a Pan Am World Airways 747 in the garage of his two-bedroom condo in Redondo Beach, CA.


Iowa Hawkeyes

The Hawkeyes grace the cover of the November issue of Sports Illustrated!


Is Jesus His Copilot?

Jim Stevens of Jonesborough, TN has had the image of Jesus appear on the window of his truck for two weeks now.


The World's Largest Meatball

A New Hampshire restaurant made a 222 pound meatball to win the title of World's Largest.


Halloween Costume Ball

We had a blast this weekend thanks to Miller Beer and Halloween Express! If you missed our Halloween costume ball check out this gallery!


Princess Leia Halloween Guide

After the "misuse" of his previous costume gallery, Dwyer is trying again. This time focusing on only ONE costume to make sure you get all the details. Again, this is only to help the ladies.


Mmm Tasty...

If you haven't decided what to eat on Halloween then here is the greatest recipe EVER!


Sex For World Series Tickets

New evidence Dwyer says proves Susan Finkelstein offered sex for Phillies tickets.


Rubber Band Ball

Joel Waul has created a 8,200 pound rubber band ball in hopes of breaking a Guinness World Record.


Retro Toys

5 toys that you owned which would totally bore kids today.


Shot In The Face

We talked earlier in the week about people having guns pulled on them during robberies but Matt actually WAS shot. (Graphic warning: pics are not for the faint at heart!)


Tesla Backstage

Beth and listeners partied backstage with Tesla and gave away the signed guitar!


Pet Costumes

Beth's cat Frank is going as a devil for Halloween. Send us a picture of your pet in their costume for our gallery!


Cute Kids In Costume

Okay, we're taking a short break from our sexy Halloween costume galleries to show you these adorable kids... and frog!


Lindsay's 5-Year Plan

It's clear from the results of Lindsay's 5-year plan that things did not go quite as expected...


Motorized La-Z-Boy DWI

Dennis Anderson was arrested last year for drunkenly driving a motorized La-Z-Boy and hitting a parked car.


Scratch & Dent Wedding Party

This is the wedding Dwyer was talking about where you can clearly see one of the members of the bridal party has a black eye. That must have been one hell of a bachelor party.


Costume Ideas

Ladies, we know it's tough to pick out the perfect Halloween costume... so in an effort to help you decide, AND FOR NO OTHER REASON, here's a couple of ideas to look at. Guys, you probably wouldn't be interested in this gallery... and wouldn't want to click here to see it...


Rudolph The Red-Nosed.... Pork Chop?

It might not be worth as much as the Virgin Mary grilled cheese, but a North Carolina woman believes she's found a well-known Christmas character in her pork chop.


Plastic Surgery Nightmares

Apparently even fame and fortune can't always buy you good looks.


The USS New York

The USS New York was launched Tuesday to begin its journey towards NYC. Included in its construction are 7.5 tons of steel from the World Trade Center.


Halloween Costumes

Looking to save a little money this Halloween? Here are 25 costumes that will save you more than a buck! Bonus: 8 sexy costumes for your daughter!


Creepy Halloween Candy

If you're looking for a few different candy ideas this Halloween check out these creepy looking treats.


Bucket Of Yum

It's Beth's birthday and she's already called Paul Logan a bucket of yum on the air "wooooooo!" Now that she's taken her drunk test we feel that she deserves this gallery.


WHATZIT?

Um.... we're gonna need some help with this word puzzle!


Sorority Slumber Party

We found this gallery of college chicky babes. This is probably of no interest to any of you. In fact, we probably shouldn't bother posting this, but here it is anyway. (Boring alert from Dwyer: there isn't ONE classic car in any of these pictures)


Stop Eating My Food!

A collection of notes from workplace refrigerators....


5 Amazing Holes

Yes, we are really talking about holes here, not anything dirty!


The Best Price In Town

Dwyer is always saying how the streets in Bettendorf are paved with gold. Now the prices of their tasty snacks seem to be right in line.


Truck Surfing Dog

Max loves going for a ride in his owners truck, but only if he gets to be on the roof!


Brothers Or Maybe Not....

Dwyer watched a movie last night and was struck by how similar Robert Downey Jr. looks to George Clooney and that they should play brothers together in a film. Then he realized that they don't look that much alike.


2010 Classic Car Calendar Winners

You voted and here they are... the cars that will be featured in the 2010 calendar!


Playboy Playmates

Last night The Isle unveiled the new Bally’s Playboy Platinum Slot Machines. We don't have any pictures of the new machine since our camera were focused on the Playmates instead!


Wiebler's Fall Open House

The Wiebler's Harley Davidson Fall Open House was Saturday.


Halloween Express Fashion Show

Every year Halloween gets bigger and every year the costumes get smaller... as evidenced by these photos!


Super (Fat) Heroes

What happens when superheroes just sort of give up on the whole “hero” thing, and really let themselves go?


Best Bikinis in Movies

If you looked through the fat superhero gallery you're definitely gonna need to cleanse your eyes...


One Club Tournament

If you think the One Club Tournament is just golf... well, a bit more goes on there!


Drinking Is Just Like Yoga

Research confirms that drinking can give you the same benefits as taking a yoga class!


The United Steaks of America

Next time you grill you might wonder where that steak came from....


Crack Is Wack

Whitney Houston has opened up about her drug use and how her mother saved her life by forcing her into rehab. But mostly we just wanted to post these photos of her trashed bathroom.


Syzygy

A listener sent in these photos of their brooms standing on end by themselves... apparently because of Syzygy. Now with video!


Mystery Food

Dwyer just found this and has no idea what it is.....


Demi Moore

All week Dwyer has been raving about tennis player Melanie Oudin. We were going to put up a gallery but since she's still only 17 we decided to put up a gallery of her opponent instead!


World's Oldest Bunny

Jennifer Russell is proud to have the world's oldest bunny residing in her home.


Flying Car

John Sarli was sleeping when an SUV came crashing into his house... through the second story!


Working Lego V8 Engine

If you wanna see the project that Dwyer will be starting on this weekend click here!


Demi Moore

SNL joked about the age difference but how much
work has Demi had done to stay looking young?


We Wear Short Shorts

In one of their first ever golf appearances Bill & Greg show off their style...


We Love Country

You know how big of country fans we are at the station... well, at least of female country singer Faith Hill when she wears thigh high leather boots.


Most Awesome Pet Photo Contest

Listener Julie has entered her pets in a photo contest and she needs your vote!


30 Hilarious License Plates

Here's a few ideas for you to think about for when your license plate renewel comes up.


World's Weirdest Hotels

Looking for someplace a little different to stay on your vacation? Check out some of these unique hotels!


Miss Teen South Carolina 2007

Miss Teen South Carolina 2007 might not have been the smartest contestant but at least she was hot right? Oops, guess she doesn't even have that going for her anymore....


80's Singers

We talked to police woman who thought Bob Dylan was a homeless man so we thought we'd put up some other singers from decades past.


The Faces Behind The Cartoons

They exist only in cartoon form, but what do those voices look like on the street in real life?


So Much For The Sun Tan...

You would think in this day and age of sun protection that people wouldn't get burned but here are some photos of idiots sporting ridiculously bad sunburns!


Old Concert Photos

Old concert photos from a listener that he took back in 1978.


Womens Volleyball

Wildman is on leave right now but we still know a thing or two about sports.


Corporate Logo Evolution

See if you can guess these world-famous companies just by looking at their original logos.


Pimp Your Garage Door

Keeping up with the Joneses is an expensive business, but a German company has come up with an ingenious way to make your neighbours green with envy.


Holy Tents!

RAGBRAI campers had their tent relocated when a gust of wind sent it soaring towards a church steeple.


Hollywood Puppets

See which celebrities have Muppet twins!


Extreme Roller Coaster

Here's the story that Michaels was talking about. This guy in Germany went 56 mph on a roller coaster... on custom in-line skates!


Little Caesers' Air Guitar

Cliff Simmons has been playing bass for years but his air guitar gig outside the Locust Street Little Caesers' has made him famous around the QCA.


Runaway Wiener

A Wisconsin family got quite a surprise when the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile crashed through the side of their house.


BBQ Puppy

Smokey the Chihuahua survived for three days out in the woods with a barbecue fork stuck in his brain before his owners found him and rushed him to the vet.


Advice From A Thief

Seriously... lock your car in the future!


Denny's Porch Emporium

Hurry on over for great deals and help Denny avoid getting
a payday loan.


Tat Map

We are collecting tattoos from listeners to create a complete map of the human body. If you've got one we want it!


Tattoos

Our tattoo discussion covered the awesome and bizarre. Here is a prime example from the latter category plus a bonus Michael Jackson tattoo.


Bizarre Google Earth Images

A collection of odd images captured from Google Earth.


Nicole Bobek

Remember sexy blonde figure skater Nicole Bobek? She'll be 32 next month, and she's facing charges of being involved in a meth ring in New Jersey.


Goodbye MJ

We've got it all here: the tickets and bracelet, live streaming, the MJ Ghost and the dancing inmates tribute.


Rolling Through the Bay

Scott Weaver has been building a toothpick tribute to San Francisco in his living room for the last 34 years... and yes, he is married! A doghouse may be his next project.


A Fixer Upper?

Dwyer is the car guy on the show and he can see potential in most old cars, but what about this vintage truck that Michaels found?


Farrah Fawcett (1947 - 2009)

Farrah Fawcett has lost her battle with cancer.


Michael Jackson (1958 - 2009)

The King Of Pop is dead at 50 years old.


Bumblebee

What happens when a fan of the 80’s cartoon Transformers finds himself with a crane, a spare Volkswagen Beetle, and a lot of time on his hands? You guessed it, a life-size Bumblebee!


Zero Gravity Wedding

Noah Fulmor and Erin Finnegan said their “I Dos” while flipping and floating mid-air among their closest family and friends in the world’s first-ever weightless wedding.


Rock N Roll Show and Revue

We were partying in the beer tent as usual during Polo's Town & Country Days!


Dwyer & Michaels Classic Car Show

We had a busy weekend which included our Dwyer & Michaels Classic Car Show at the Mississippi Valley Fairgrounds.


Mickie James Diva Championship

All week we have been qualifying people for WWE tickets and and Wii. Mickie James is coming to town so we made her answer some of the qualifier questions.


Navy Seals

See if you can find the 8 Navy Seals in this advertisment!


Truck Norris Sighting

A listener spotted Truck Norris before it's big debut! Take a look and then come out to Buffalo Wild Wings on Thursday to see it in person!


Stuck At Prom

Laura Callan is a highschool student from Clinton who has created a prom dress and tux out of duck tape.


You're Invited

We received this wedding invite, check it out and see if you think we should plan on attending.


Potty Planters

Tina Asmus's use of toilets for landscaping has her neighbors and village up in arms.


Stick A Fork In It

A 10 year old Missouri girl is recovering from an infection after being impaled by a pitchfork while doing chores on the family farm.


Phil Spector's House

Take a tour of Phil Spector's house. It's up for sale and it's quite a... spectacle!


The 3 Wolf Moon Shirt

The 3 wolf moon shirt will change your life. Check out who's already wearing it and then read what everyone's saying about it....


Coffee Artist

In keeping with our coffee theme we have some awesome portraits that a barista creates in his lattes.


Coffee Filter Dress

Aimee Kick made her prom dress completely out of coffee filters.


Yearbook Bloopers

After reading the story about the yearbook in Florida that had the F-bomb printed in it we had to bring back this gallery.


80's Cereal

You know you were a child of the 80's... if you ate any of these!


Driver's License Gallery

In honor of several states adopting a "no smile" policy for their drivers license photos we put together a gallery that will make you smile!


Snow Graffiti

Our friend Yukon Kim gave us a shout out using one of their most abundant commodities... snow!


Funny Signs

A listener saw this sign and had to do a double take at the advertized menu items! Luckily she thought to take a picture for us. (sassy word warning) New sign added!


Cameron Frye's House

Ferris Bueller's friend Cameron has his house listed for sale.


3D Murals

At first glance, it looks as if some natural disaster has occured. But these spectacular images are not the unexpected result of an earthquake.


2nd American Face Transplant

It's another miracle of modern medicine! Meet the latest face transplant recipient.


The 99 Other Last Suppers

A few other interpretations of Da Vinci's Last Supper...


Operation Underpants

Soldier Zachary Boyd was sleeping at time time of a Taliban attack so he grabbed the most important items as he rushed out... his automatic gun, helmet and bulletproof jacket.


Prom From Hell Photo Gallery

Prom From Hell was Friday night and It... Was... Awesome! Complete with video and Michaels' hair look-a-like photo for your enjoyment.


Miss California

Carrie Prejean's supposedly nude photos are all over the internet. Compare side by side and see why they don't really need to be censored.


Gotti Foreclosure

JP Morgan is foreclosing on the Long Island mansion owned by Mafia daughter Victoria Gotti.


Awkward Family Photos

Getting a family photo taken isn't always the easiest thing to accomplish but just be glad that yours didn't end up looking like any of these!


Henry Lee Summer

Remember Henry Lee Summer from the 80's? Well, nowadays he's evidently got a problem with the police and with meth.


Roller Coaster Photos

Moments in time captured by the roller coaster cameras....


On Stage With U2

Glen Goland was called on stage to play as a guest guitarist with U2. His cousin listens to us and sent us these photos from the concert.


Animal Tattoos

Jayne Jubb has been diagnosed with a terminal illness and she doesn't have long to live. She wants to take her pets with her so she's having all 20 of them tattooed on her body.


Glen The RV Guy

Goose's role of Glen the RV Guy in Mega Fault has turned into quite the part... he shot his scenes with Brittany Murphy yesterday!


Behind The Scenes Of Mega Fault

There just might be some confirmation of the stars of Mega Fault in these behind the scenes photos.


BarBe Q Mannequin

Kenny Tessel, the owner of KT's Barbecue is fighting the city to let him keep BarBe Q the mannequin standing in front of his restaurant.


Dumb Pet Products

Frank has a new perch at the Davis house. See that and 16 other silly pet products here.


No Parking

Another mishap with one of the station vehicles. The 97X van received a ticket for parking on the sidewalk during the Scooter Girl Qualifications....


Small Star, Small Bikini

It seems like the smaller the star, the smaller the bikini, but we don't mind at all!


Be Careful With Your Fertilizer...

Dwyer noticed this lawn while he was mowing his property in Le Claire.


The Latest Fashion Accessory

Swine flu masks... the latest fashion accessory!


High 4 Club

Bill was watching the news last night and saw Rahm Emanuel talking about the first hundred days. Looks like he's a member of the High 4 Club.


Ozzy & Mary Kate

Check out these side-by-side pictures of Mary Kate Olsen and Ozzy Osboure and see if you know who is who. It's not as easy as you might think!


Washington Natinals

The Washington Nationals need to get a new company to make their jerseys....


Gimmie H - O - T

Carlie Becker was fired from her job as a cheerleading coach after nude pictures surfaced on the Playboy website.


Bob The Cat

A Minnesota couple and their cat have been reunited after two years with the help of Facebook.


Raven Run

Robert Kraft, better known as "The Raven", has logged 100,000 miles in the sand. The Raven has been running eight miles a day, everyday for the past 34 years.


Tiny Tim's Teeth

The dental impressions of musician and singer Tiny Tim were recently sold on eBay for $1,500.


QC Honor Flight

Yesterday nearly 100 veterans flew on the Honor Flight to D.C. to visit the memorials dedicated to honoring their sacrifices.


Breathing Trees

Doctors found a two-inch fir tree inside 28-year-old Artyom Sidorkin's lungs.


The Many Hairstyles Of Phil Spector

The hairstyle gallery of now convicted murderer Phil Spector.


Wacky Houses

If you are looking for something a little different to live in check out these crazy homes....


The Corpsman Dave Tan

Corpsman Dave got challenged to some Hawkeye trivia this morning. What happened when he missed a question? He got spray tanned by the folks at SoBe for our amusement!


Doritos Crunch

A Doritos truck had a little crunch this morning while going under the Brady Street Bridge.


Shaw-Ow! There's More...

Police evidence photos have been released in the bloody battle between Sham-Wow guy Vince Shlomi and his Miami hooker.


Van Down By The River

Check out the new special seating available for the upcoming River Bandit's Games.


Ferrari vs Train

Good thing Jeff Sabold decided to call 911 when his Ferrari got stuck on the train tracks 'cause he might not have figured out to get out of the car on his own!


Easter Bunny Gallery

There's nothing more comforting than a giant snuggly bunny... right? Not according to these pictures!


Bunny With Two Noses

Just in time for Easter.... a baby bunny at a pet store in Connecticut has 2 noses.


Not The Best Toothpick

This is what happened when a man in China decided it would be a good idea to use a pair of four-inch scissors to pick some food out of his teeth after eating.


Boner With The Stars

This ties in with what we were talking about yesterday. Take a look at Mark Ballas' shorts after his dance with Shawn Johnson Monday night.


ShamWow Guy Arrested

You know Vince Shlomi as the ShamWow Guy on TV. Now you get to learn more about him, like what he does on the weekends... Sham-OW!


The Ultimate Yard Sale

It's all gotta go! The personal property of Michael Jackson will be auctioned off in California next month. Take a look at all the crap artifacts to be sold.


Google Street View

Google Street View has come to the Quad Cities and you can now see the Rock N Roll Mansion and cruise up and down Brady or Harrison.


Celebs On Invisible Bikes

The title really says it all....


Longest & Fastest Limos

The longest and the fastest? We've got 'em both here!


The Eagles Concert

The Eagles played at the iWireless Center last night. Check out these pictures from the show!


Horned Vandals

Dave Nichols of Clinton is the recent victim of a savage break in by a rogue deer. Check out the aftermath left behind by this wild animal!


What's In The Freezer?

Office refrigerators are notoriously gross, but check out ours! Update: the contents have been revealed!!


Happy St. Patrick's Day

We were out at Bennigan's last night for St. Patrick's Day. See some of the festivities that you missed if you couldn't come out and join us for the party!


Celebrity Cheerleaders

See if you recognize any of these famous faces... in our celebrity cheerleader gallery!


Billionaire Homes

Forbes has released the 2009 list of billionaire homes. See what the richest people in the world head home to at the end of the day.


Snow Envy

Our friend Yukon Kim moved back to Nome, Alaska and sent us some eye candy for Michaels. Over 50" of snow in the last 3 weeks!


Up For Auction

Michael Vick's mansion goes up on the auction block today. Take a peek inside before it's gone!


Dorkasaurus

Dorkasaurus needed a little help over the weekend so we got a jumpstart after the MMA fights.


Knock Knock, Who's There?

A listener sent us this photo of a door at their workplace. They said it was a Jesus door but we are thinking maybe Chewbacca instead!


Priscilla The Pelican

Art Norris of Barstow, IL has had a special guest at his house this winter. Priscilla is an injured pelican who has been recuperating in the Norris's garage since November.


Punta Cana Listener Trip

We're back from our listener trip in Punta Cana! We don't remember much so it really helps that there are plenty of pictures!


Cave House

If you've always wanted to live in a cave... here is your chance! This Festus, MO cave home is up for bid on eBay right now!


Rihanna

A photo of Rihanna's badly beten face has been leaked on the internet. While there is an official investigation being launched as to the source of the leak, we have our own investigation here.


Men Who’ve Appeared on Playboy

It's rumored that Seth Rogan will be on the cover of the next issue of Playboy. That will make him only the 11th man to appear on the cover... unless you count the orangutan! See the covers here!


Danica Sports Illustrated 2008

There is some debate about why the 2008 SI photoshoot shows Danica Patrick without her tattoo. Of couse we had to study last years photos to be sure and you'll want to take a look too.


Nadya Suleman

We know you've been wondering what exactly what the mom of the octuplets looked like right before she gave birth... check out this belly!


Mötley Crüe Concert

Both Beth and Dwyer have been up all night 'cause they were rockin' out at the Mötley
Crüe last night. If you weren't there here's what you missed!


Fastest Street-Legal 'Vette

Rod Saboury's 1963 Corvette passed 210 mph at a track in Ohio... and this 'Vette is street legal!


Bar Refaeli

Just what you need as the weather gets colder again... a hot beach photoshoot of Bar Refaeli, the cover model of the 2009 Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue.


Danica Patrick

And just because Bill has the hots for her, here are pictures from Danica Patrick's photoshoot.


David Beckham

In interest of fairness, after all the bikini shots, we have the latest picture of David Beckham for all the ladies....


Cracked In Half

A listener sent in this picture of a semi trailer on West Central Park. The truck wasn't in an accident... it just broke in half!


Grammy Awards Weekend

Listener Melissa won the tickets to the 51st Annual Grammy Awards and she brought us back a whole bunch of pictures from her trip!


Sasquatch or Jesus?

An image in a wooden door at a car dealership in Dade City, FL has people at odds.


American Idol's Bikini Girl

She's no longer on American Idol but she'll always be in our hearts.... and hopefully our magazine racks too, as she contemplates an offer from Playboy.


This Place Blows

A listener saw this sign while driving through Polo, IL... guess someone will be looking for a new job!


Ice Castle

Brent Christensen built a huge ice castle in his front yard. He's produced a video explaining how to make one, just be ready for the $400 waterbill if you try it!


GREAT BIG B00BIES

It's been said that that no man has ever uttered the words "Her boobs are just TOO big." If you'd like to put that to the test, take a look at Sheyla Hershey of Houston, Texas.


Bag Watch 2009

After we got back from Christmas break we noticed this bag stuck in a tree outside our station window! How long will it stay up there? Stay tuned for up-to-the-minute bag news!


Super WAGs

The10 hottest Super Bowl quarterback wives and girlfriends of all time.


Can't Believe It's Not Photoshopped

The images in these pictures may be unbelievable... but they are NOT photoshopped!


Heavy Metal

Jox Metalf had a full night of metal. A great AC/DC concert followed by a big piece of heavy metal that flew into his car!


The Van Canyon

A Colorado man lost control of his vehicle and fell 120 feet before his van was stopped by a rock ledge.


Stolen Kodak Moments

See which subject catches your eye first in this gallery of stolen Kodak moments!


Krylon Sistine Chapel

Waterloo, Iowa has a unique artist. Paco Rosic paints masterpieces using spray paint! Check out his Sistine Chapel project.


Dork License Plate Gallery

A guy in Illinois had his 2DORKS license plate stolen from him last year. In our quest to help him get it back we are going to take pictures of ANY dork license plate to just make sure we find it.


Taco Wedding Bells

When they say think outside the bun that's exactly what Carl & Caragh Brooks did when they had their wedding inside the fast food establishment.


Mickey Mouse House

Last week after we talked about people having theme rooms listener Jana turned in her friend Kelly. Kelly's whole house has a bit of a theme....


Generals vs Globetrotters

Dwyer did his best to help the Washington Generals over the weekend. Video of the rumored 3-pointer video now posted!


Bud House

Known as "Birdweiser" to his friends, John Bird has collected over 16,000 cans of Budweiser as well as decorated his entire home with the same theme!


Wild and Willey

Walt Willey & Howard Johnson were in the studio this morning promoting their upcoming comedy and improv show in Utica, IL.


Pantless Wonder

A January 1st mishap left a man dangling upside down on a ski lift... without pants!


Oddities

While we were on vacation Beth watched a lot of TV, including all those shows about people with medical oddities!



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