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Scratch & Dent Wedding Party

 



This is the wedding Dwyer was talking about where you can
clearly see one of the members of the bridal party has a black eye.
That must have been one hell of a bachelor party.

My wedding July 10, 1999. My husband the groom and his brother with the black eye. The story we were told was that the weekend before the wedding the brother was coming home and it was foggy out. He stopped at a stop sign and could not see if anything was coming. He apparently took too long at the stop sign and it ticked off the car behind him so they got out of their car with a baseball bat and beat the tar out of him then took off. This picture is miles better than what he looked like the weekend before. He also had tons of staples in his head. Do we believe that story?....HECK no but that's what we were told. We're pretty sure he owed someone some money and it finally caught up with him. We didn't even bother trying to cover the injuries with make up - kinda figured he deserved to be stared at by the attendees that didn't hear the story!


Before our wedding my little nephew somehow got a lightening bug stuck under his eyelid and had to wear an eyepatch in all the wedding photos.

   

 

 



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