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Best Bikinis in Movies
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(from MSN)
Ursula Andress
"Dr. No" (1962)
The Swimsuit Story: In James Bond's first big
screen adventure, Sean Connery's manpri-sporting 007 raises one
rakish eyebrow when he spots va-va-voomy seashell diver Honey
Ryder wiggling out of the surf while sultrily singing "Under
the Mango Tree" (or at least sultrily moving her lips: Ursula's
Swedish accent was dubbed in the final cut). Sensing danger of
the sexy kind, Honey pulls the knife strapped to her side, but
she quickly warms to Bond's charms after he assures her, "My
intentions are strictly honorable."
Two-Piece Trivia: There was a good reason why
Ursula's come-hither costume looked tailor-made for her eye-popping
curves: She sewed it with her own two hands. "I had a lousy
bikini. I had to make it myself because they wanted me to wear
this Jamaican style with bananas and flowers," she told the
Toronto Star in March 2009. "So my girlfriend and I made
one in Jamaica out of this beige material." In 2001, the
bikini was sold for $61,500 at auction, or $30,750 per cup. |
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Phoebe Cates
"Fast Times at Ridgemont High" (1982)
The Swimsuit Story: Horny high schooler Brad
(Judge Reinhold) fantasizes as he watches nubile Linda (Cates)
dive into a pool. And boy, does he have a knack for fantasizing.
The slow-motion sequence in which Cates emerges dripping wet and
unfastens her red bikini top not only provided primo self-stimulation
material for Brad (until he's interrupted mid-bad-touching by
the horrified girl of his R-rated dreams), but also for millions
of hot and bothered fans.
Two-Piece Trivia: In typical '80s fashion, Phoebe's
bikini bottoms were yanked higher than Spicoli before Mr. Hand's
history class and her bikini top snapped in front, a dated feature
that makes the dream sequence that much more titillating. |
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Halle Berry
"Die Another Day" (2002)
The Swimsuit Story: In a curvaceous homage to
Ursula's Honey Ryder, Berry's Jinx first appears on-screen climbing
out of the surf in a traffic-cone-orange bikini, a knife holstered
to her side. But her hotness has a more modern touch: She's a
spy who can match Pierce Brosnan's Bond stunt-for-stunt, whether
high-diving or skydiving.
Two-Piece Trivia: Halle may have looked like
she was luxuriating in the warm waves when she made her foxy entrance,
but in reality, the water was freezing. Hey, she's not an Oscar
winner for nothing. |
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Carrie Fisher
"Star Wars: Return of the Jedi" (1983)
The Swimsuit Story: After Princess Leia (Fisher)
defrosts Han Solo (Harrison Ford) from the Carbonite, she's captured
and enslaved by Jabba the Hutt, who forces her into a gold metal
bikini and chains her to his blubbery, undulating side.
Two-Piece Trivia: Never has so little material
sparked so much devotion. Princess Leia's eensy ensemble has inspired
everything from a website (Leia's Metal Bikini) to a "Friends"
episode (in "The One With the Princess Leia Fantasy,"
Jennifer Aniston's Rachel dons the outfit to fulfill one of dorky
Ross' longstanding fantasies). Created by costume designer Aggie
Guerard Rodgers, the iconic outfit was made using a mold of Fisher's
torso for the snuggest fit possible. Several versions were employed
during production, including a metal one for stunt-free scenes
and a rubber one for the action-heavy sequences. |
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Jessica Alba
"Into the Blue" (2005)
The Swimsuit Story: Alba stars as Sam, a shark
trainer in the Bahamas who loves two things: her diving instructor-cum-wannabe
treasure-hunter boyfriend, Jared (Paul Walker), and her skimpy
bikini. The plot centers around two sunken fortunes -- one consisting
of precious metals, the other of precious powder -- but the focus
remains on Alba's impeccable figure, with plenty of underwater
action providing the perfect showcase for her derriere. Good thing,
too, because her dialogue includes such howlers as, "Shut
up, you coke whore!" and "I believe in you more than
the prospect of any treasure."
Two-Piece Trivia: Jessica became an involuntary
cover girl for the March 2006 issue of Playboy after the skin
mag slapped a publicity photo from the film (showing her in all
her bronzed, bikini-clad glory, natch) on the cover. The nudity-avoiding
starlet, who never posed for the magazine, threatened to sue,
prompting Hugh Hefner to issue an apology for "any distress
unintentionally caused by the publication of your photo." |
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Raquel Welch
"One Million Years, B.C." (1966)
The Swimsuit Story: Your guess is as good as
ours. As best we can tell, caveman Turak is banished from his
violent warrior tribe and is rescued from a certain death by Loana
(Welch), a beautiful cavewoman from a more peaceable clan. With
her '60s hairdo and cat eye-makeup, this thoroughly modern prehistoric
knockout can face down stop-motion dinos (courtesy of the legendary
Ray Harryhausen) while wearing nothing but an animal skin bikini
with flirty fur accents. She's also quite the conversationalist,
purring, "Me Loana, You Turak," amid the grunts and
groans.
Two-Piece Trivia: Raquel cemented her status
as a pinup before the movie was even released thanks to the film's
poster, which featured her striking a provocative, primitive pose
atop a volcano in the Canary Islands in her revealing pelted get-up.
Not that she has fond memories of the now legendary poster, which
later became a crucial plot point in "The Shawshank Redemption."
"The shoot was so uncomfortable," recalled Welch. "We
had to get up at some ungodly hour and drive out into the middle
of nowhere. I remember box lunches, and that it was snowing. I
got terribly sick..." |
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Brigitte Bardot
"...And God Created Woman" (1956)
The Swimsuit Story: Teenaged orphan nymphet
Juliette (Bardot) is a sexual free spirit who likes to shimmy
around Saint-Tropez in bare feet, among other exposed parts. Her
pouty lips, tousled temptress blonde 'do and a body that the New
York Times described as a "thing of mobile contours -- a
phenomenon you have to see to believe" cause all sorts of
lusty complications for a couple of brothers and a wealthy playboy.
Two-Piece Trivia: The bikini's popularity didn't
take off until Bardot made the itty-bitty, belly button-baring
swimsuit her own. At the Cannes Film Festival in 1953, she and
her two-piece posed on the beach in view of a U.S. warship that
likely listed to one side as the sailors rushed to catch a glimpse
of her. Three years later, she sent temperatures (and other things)
soaring with the gingham number she sported in "And God Created
Woman," which was directed by her then-husband, Roger Vadim.
But not everyone was a fan of her seminal sex kitten act: The
Catholic Church reportedly issued flyers ordering people not to
watch her films. |
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Demi Moore
"Charlie's Angel: Full Throttle" (2003)
The Swimsuit Story: The Angels (Drew Barrymore,
Cameron Diaz and Lucy Liu) have a ball kicking butt as they set
out to retrieve a pair of stolen rings that could reveal the new
identities of everyone in the witness protection program. Complicating
matters is Angel-turned-baddie Madison Lee (Moore), whose attitude
is as hard as her body.
Two-Piece Trivia: After a six-year breather
from the big screen, Demi made her return in a luscious bikini
(in Dark Angel-appropriate black, of course) that highlighted
a figure so impressively taut and lissome (even when standing
next to an similarly swimsuit-outfitted Cameron Diaz) that it
sparked rumors that she'd undergone $300,000 in plastic surgery,
a nip-tuck charge she adamantly denied. Besides, Barrymore recalled
that the mom of three was so comfortable with her awe-inspiring
bikini shape that she "pigged out on Chinese food" just
before shooting the pivotal beach scene. |
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Jessica Simpson
"The Dukes of Hazzard" (2005)
The Swimsuit Story: A pair of good ole boys
(Seann William Scott and Johnny Knoxville), never meanin' no harm,
have been in trouble with the law since the day they was born.
Oh, and they have a really hot cousin named Daisy (Simpson) who
has a fondness for criminally abbreviated denim shorts and string
bikinis.
Two-Piece Trivia: Jessica approached her big
screen debut with complete dedication. But this being "Dukes"
and not "Hamlet," that meant she worked out with a trainer
two hours a day, six days a week, to ensure her backside would
be jiggle-free. But don't underestimate the thespian talents it
took for Simpson to whip off her trenchcoat during her climactic
bikini-clad faux seduction scene. "I'm definitely shy,"
Jess told the Toronto Sun. "I don't even walk around in my
bathing suit at the beach. So I was definitely acting, for me
to drop the coat and be in a bikini to try to get my cousins out
of trouble by using my body. That was acting." |
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Kate Bosworth
"Blue Crush" (2002)
The Swimsuit Story: All-American surfer girl
Anne Marie (Bosworth) lives in squalor -- or the Oahu version
of squalor -- with her little sister and her two BFFs (Michelle
Rodriguez and Sanoe Lake). When she's not working as a hotel maid
(and getting wooed by NFL players), she's hanging 10 in a sporty,
mismatched bikini that magically stays in place through wipeouts
and rough waters. But will Anne Marie be able to overcome her
accident-induced wave-riding fears in order to fulfill her dream
of winning the Pipe Masters competition?
Two-Piece Trivia: Bosworth packed on 20 pounds
of muscle for the role, which she promptly lost and, unfortunately,
has yet to regain. The actress's bracing surfing scenes were the
work of a female stunt double, who was hurt during production.
For the big competition scene, a male pro surfer was used, complete
with wig, bikini and shaved legs. But in the final edit, he was
digitally replaced with Bosworth, with only his feet remaining
in the flick. |
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Ali Larter
"Varsity Blues" (1999)
The Swimsuit Story: James Van der Beek is Jonathan
Moxon, a well-read Texas high school football player who dreams
of going to Brown (or, as he tells his dad in a cringe-y Texas
accent, "I don't want ... your life"). But the pigskin
is all that matters in his town, and he becomes the big man on
campus after the first-string quarterback is injured. Among the
benefits of his new position: The benched QB's hot blonde girlfriend
(Larter) offers herself up in a whipped cream bikini with cherry
nipples.
Two-Piece Trivia: Anyone who tried to recreate
Larter's creamy bikini scene in real life (hey, no judgment) probably
realized pretty quickly that it's tough to keep all that whipped
goodness in place. Turns out the actress's lady bits were covered
in shaving cream, which is a whole lot less sexy but has much
better staying power. |

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