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Super WAGs

 

If you're an NFL quarterback who has played in the Super Bowl, you can pretty much have any woman you want for the rest of your life. It's kind of a unwritten law. After doing extensive research on this subject I have found that many Super Bowl quarterbacks have surprisingly made some poor female companion choices. As you will see below, many of them made the right choice and for that, we commend them. I sure could go for some Outback Steakhouse Aussie Cheese Fries right about now.

#10 Deanna Favre (Wife Of Brett Favre) - If Brett does finally decide to retire, I think Deanna should play in next years Lingerie Bowl. That way John Madden will still have something to talk about.

 

#9 Alison Grossman (Wife Of Rex Grossman) - How does Rex deal with being one of the worst Super Bowl quarterbacks ever? Well, he probably goes home and does naughty stuff with Alison every night, eats a steak and suddenly doesn't care anymore.

 

#8 Cathy Lee Crosby (Girlfriend Of Joe Theismann) - Joe used to date the original Wonder Woman back in the 80's. Believe me, you don't want to see any photos of her now, but she was hot back in the day.

 

#7 Abby McGrew (Wife Of Eli Manning) - Forget David Tyree, Abby is the greatest catch of Eli's career. Wait, did that make sense?

 

#6 Barbara Graham (Wife Of Steve Young) - Barbara is a former model and she's got the whole hot Mormon thing going on. If everything on that show Big Love is for real, Steve's got himself a heck of a deal.

 

#5 Jennifer Montana (3rd Wife Of Joe Montana) - The 3rd time was definitely a charm for the original "Joe Cool." Joe Flacco has to work on his game and that unibrow if he wants to join this elusive list one day.

 

#4 Ashley Manning (Ashley Manning) - Peyton should be a good husband and let Ashley do all of his commercials for the 2009-2010 NFL season ... in a bikini.

 

#3 Raquel Welch (Girlfriend Of Joe Namath) - Did you hear the one about Joe Namath and Raquel Welch in a lifeboat? Those aren't buoys!



#2 Gisele Bundchen (Fiancee Of Tom Brady) - Tom Brady must wake up every morning and scream, "another day of being me!!!"

 

#1 Missy Peregrym (Girlfriend Of Ben Roethlisberger) - Missy played a character on the show Heroes who was capable of manipulating her body into any form she wanted. Hopefully the same applied for Ben while he dated her in real life. Supposedly they aren't dating anymore, but who really has the time to keep track of stuff like that these days.

 

 



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