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The Worst Christmas Album Covers

Dwyer's Christmas gift to you: a gallery of the worst holiday album covers.... EVER!


Three-Legged Cat Found!

The last cat story of the year... After being missing for 7 weeks Norma Meece's 3-legged cat Hope was found!


How Do You Like It?

Harlem Globetrotter Moo Moo Evans was in the studio this morning playing with confetti and teaching us how to spin basketballs!


Misplaced Ads

It was reported on CNN that mixed martial arts Justin Levens has passed away... but checkout the ad right on the same page!


Lights For Captain Bob

Captain Bob Juarez of the Davenport Fire Department was paralyzed while on a fire call this summer. His home was just decorated for Christmas by a local business!


Chipmunk Food Bank

The chipmunks on Hope's property decided to use her engine compartment as a pantry for their black walnuts.


It's A White House Christmas

A listener's niece got to go to a Christmas party at the White House and they sent us these pictures.


Pat Is Back!

Pat Miletich KO's Thomas "Wildman" Denny at Adrenaline MMA II!


Adrenaline II Weigh-In

Check out the pictures from the weigh-in last night.


Chuck Norris

There's a new kind of graffiti around town....


Dinner In The Sky

If you've always wanted to eat dinner suspended about 150 feet in the air then this is for you!


Sneak Preview

Click here to get your first look at some of the outtakes from the Car Calendar photoshoot!


Matching Outfits

For the past 5 years Ray and Honey Smith have been dressing alike.


They Found Jesus...

The employees at a music store in Michigan claim the face of Jesus is visible in the wood grain of one of their guitars.


The Wreath...

The wreath... the wreath... the wreath is on fire!"


BunnyRanch Babe

Brooke Taylor used to live in the Quad Cities and she is now a "ho-fessional" at the Cathouse.


Mr. Skin TV & Movie Top 10

Mr. Skin walked us through the top 10 nude scenes on TV and movies for 2008.


Operation Underpants

Operation Underpants is underway! We shipped out 210 boxes right before Thanksgiving to keep our troops warm this winter!


World's Tallest Mohawk

Eric Hahn broke the official world record for the tallest mohawk standing at over 27 inches tall!


Magic Finger

Magician Patrick Albanese is suing Martha Stewart over a disappearing act involving the tip of his finger and one of her deck chairs.


Real Ads

These ads are all real...
real stupid!


Hungry Bridge

A Ryder truck got the top peeled off of it this morning, courtesy of the Brady Street Bridge! That's the second truck in less than a week!


Havin' A Ball

Jim Kotera has created one of the world’s largest balls of twine. He's been working on it since 1979 and it now weighs in at over 19,000 pounds!


Pin Head

Chris Clear just thought a rock had hit him in the nose... until he saw the x-rays!


D&M Calendar Top 12

We got tons of awesome entries for our calendar contest and from those cars Dwyer (and his panel of experts) paired it down to 50 vehicles. After that we left the hard work to you.... selecting the top 12! Here they are!


Get Off My Road

This morning we discussed the cars and drivers you never want to be stuck behind. Well, one of our listeners was living that as we talked... check out the proof!


Metallica vs Marriage

Over a year ago, Mallory and Ryan booked their wedding reception at the iWireless Center. It was held this past Saturday night... the same night 12,000 people were there for the Metallica concert!


Dog Bowling

Riley's favorite toy is a 16 pound bowling ball that he can pick up and carry, so we decided to see if he could hit some pins!


Election Reaction

Dwyer noticed this flag in his neighborhood yesterday. His best guess is that it is a reaction to election.


Personal F-35 Fighter Jet

If you aren't able to get inside a real life F-35 then what's the next best thing? Yep, make your own! And that's exactly what Arthur van Poppel did!


50 Cal Danger

On Nov. 3rd Melvin and his family were in their RV at the Texas Motor Speedway when a bullet from a 50 caliber rifle came through the roof and hit his wife in the arm.


Halloween Costume Ball 2008

We had an awesome time with a great group of listeners on Halloween night at our annual costume ball!


D&M Pumpkin Drop Gallery

It's Halloween and that only means one thing... the destruction of a HUGE pumpkin in the Hooter's parking lot.


Miss Arenacross 2009

Bri Stiles races arenacross and wants to be Miss Arenacross 2009. With your help we know she can do it.


Playboy Halloween Party

Our friend Tina got to go to the Halloween Party at the Playboy Mansion. What's better than that? She took her camera phone!


Trashy!

As long time advocates for garbage, trash and recycling, we think you'll agree that this is the most important entry we've ever posted on our website. That being said, we present: "Traci Bingham takes out the trash."


Basement Lamborghini

Ken Imhoff spent 17 years building a Lamborghini in the basement of his home. There's only one problem when you build a car in a basement though... how do you get it out?


Animal Abuse

Beth's husband gave us these pictures of their cat Frank after he discovered what Beth had done to him. See the shocking truth here.


Talk About A Thick Burger...

Brad Sciullo, of Uniontown, PA, is the first person to successfully eat this huge burger at Denny's Beer Barrel Pub. The burger weighed 15 pounds with an extra 5.2 pounds of toppings and Brad demolished it in 4 hours and 39 minutes.


Crunch!

What are the chances? Two Frito Lay delivery trucks traveling in opposite directions collided on a South Caroline highway.


i-Limb

Kasey Edwards received a new high tech prosthetist arm and hand after losing his to a shark this past June.


Top 15 Hot Girls Gone Fugly

Hollywood is not immune to aging disasters and we have a gallery of the top 15 girls gone fugly to prove it!


Through The Roof

We talked to Perry Foster this morning. A huge chunk of ice fell through the roof of his house and hit wife Mary Ann in the side of the head while she was sleeping. Talk about a wake up call!


Cool Neiman Marcus Christmas Gifts

Sure we're in the middle of a finanical crisis but it's still fun to dream about some of these amazing gifts!


Cosmos Hottest Bachelors 2008

A little something for the ladies this morning... Keaton Frye was chosen by Cosmo as one of Iowa's Hottest Bachelors so be sure to study up and then vote for Keaton.


Real Life Jaws

What do you do when a shark attacks your dog? Yep, you punch it in the face!


Cake Wrecks

It seems that almost everyone has picked up a cake from the bakery and had to *repair* it once they got home. Take a look at some of the goofs.


Amazing American Abandonments

Take a look at some amazing abandoned structures across America.


Heather Locklear DUI

The lovely Locklear was booked this weekend in California on suspicion of driving under the influence of prescription drugs.


A Ride In The Sky

Corpsman Dave hitches a ride with the New Kingdom Trail Riders.


Halloween Fashion Show

The annual Halloween Fashion Show took place at Hooter's last night to show off the costumes from Halloween Express.


New Headphones

Everyone seems to think Dwyer's new headphones are a little too flashy but they're just jealous of how shiny they are!


One Club Tournament

We had a great time out at Hidden Hills Golf Course for our One Club Tournament!
Yeah, so we only got one actual golfing picture... but we were kinda busy drinking!


Garzilla

Chad Leonard of Georgia caught the state record longnose gar. Leonard fought the fish for an hour, shot it twice, then drove around with the creature for hours before weighing it to find out he beat the old state record by 2 lbs.


David Blaine: Illusionist?

David Blaine's best illusion seems to be tricking everybody into watching him do stupid stuff. This time it's his "Dive of Death." Where he hangs upside down for 60 hours (except for 60 10-minute breaks).


Friday Fest

The featured game at the last Friday Fest? Pelvic Bowling!


First Pitch

104-year-old Cubs fan Leo Hildebrand has wanted to throw out a ceremonial pitch at Wrigley Field for decades. This weekend he got his wish!


Nick Cage's Hair Gallery

Michaels hates Nick Cage's acting...or so he says. But Dwyer thinks it's a hair jealously thing.


McLovin

If you've seen the movie Superbad you know about McLovin and his famous fake ID. Well, a listener replaced Fogell's picture with one of Michaels.


Friday Fest

D&M went down to Keithsburg on Friday and if you weren't there you'll want to see what you missed.


Girls Of The Big 10

Mallory Adams is one of 5 U of Iowa girls that are going to featured in the October Playboy "Girls of the Big 10" spread and we know that you would want to check out these important photos.


Stars, they're just like us!

Even though they're the most beautiful couple in the world, Beckham and Posh still have the same trouble as all of us!


Beer Is Everywhere

Ron Leese has the collection of any man's dreams... an entire house full of beer memorabilia!


Quick! To the Batmobile!

Here's your change to buy the vehicle of your dreams... a Batmobile replica is up for sale!


She Got Booked

20-year-old Heidi Dalibor knew her books were overdue but she didn't think she'd end up in handcuffs.


Ouch!

Taekwondo fighter Angel Matos was banned from the Olympics... after he kicked a referee in the face!


Long Lost Celebrity Twins

Check out this gallery of celebrities' long lost twins.


Granny Grand Prix 2008

The grannies put the pedal to the metal this morning and we have all the footage here!


50 Hottest Female Olympians

We showed you the scariest women in the olympics now see the 50 hottest ladies!


Big Fish... Little Pole

David Hayes caught a record-breaking fish... but he did it with his granddaughter's Barbie fishing pole!


Jessica O'Donnell

After posting the 7 Scariest Women At The Olympics we were kinda worried to have a World Record Holder in Women's Powerlifting in the studio, but we got lucky!


Robbie Knievel

Michaels caught Robbie Knievel up in Hayward, WI at his "World Record" setting attempt.


Bear Attack

8-year old Evan Pala was attacked by a bear while hiking with his family in the Great Smoky Mountains National Park.


Jungle Room

Nathan Spiva and Bryant Wayland had their Jungle Room featured on "What's with that Crazy College Room?" Take a tour of the wilderness.


Are These Real?

Prez Bush "helps" the U.S. Women's Beach Volleyball team.


7 Scariest Women At The Olympics

It's definitely not a beauty contest but you gotta respect a woman who can crush you with one finger. (Be sure to view the volleyball shots following these)


Lost In Translation

Sure, these signs are meant to be helpful but the translations are just hilarious!


John Edwards Love Child?

The National Enquirer has released a crystal clear photo of John Edwards holding his love child.


Brett Favre Corn Maze

Up in Eleva, WI, the Schultz family has a corn maze on their farm in tribute to Brett Favre... but we think it looks like Brett fumbled the ball!


Redneck Stonehenge

Rhett Davis decided to put up a fence for his city folk neighbors that complained about the dust and bugs on his farm.


High Five ...or uh, High Six!

Haramb Ashok Kumthekar of India has 12 fingers and 14 toes, giving him that advantage over the average guy who has always wanted to learn how to count past 20.


Ted Nugent

If you missed Ted Nugent at the Mississippi Valley Fair you can still see what went on there!


Cubs Brewers Bus Trip

Most everyone survived the bus trip to Miller Park last week. A few people aren't welcome back to the park but they still had fun while they were there!


Vio7

We talked to Armand Melnbardis of Vio7 this morning. He plays a Flying V electric violin so you parents who are sending your kids to violin lessons should take note!


Our New Tattoos

Brandon Gibbs was in the studio with us this morning and since we wanted him to feel right at home, we all went out and got tattoos!


Dustin Eglseder Tribute

Our friend Dustin Eglseder has passed away after a courageous battle with cancer. He was the very first Chicago Cubs fan to sing Take Me Out To The Ballgame at Wrigley and you helped him earn that opportunity of a lifetime!


Kent Couch Balloon Clustering

Kent Couch has found a way to save money on gas... use helium balloons! He recently floated (in a lawn chair) about 235 miles using 150 huge helium balloons.


Grin And Bear It

This morning we talked about the guy who supposedly hit a bear... on his bike! Well, here's a real bear hit by a listener's mother-in-law down in Florida.


Demotivational Posters

A hilarious take on those motivational poster you see on the walls of many offfices. These however may not be safe for viewing at work or around young children.


Later Gator

Kasey Edwards was on the phone with us this morning after having his arm ripped off by an alligator while swimming in a canal in Florida.


Rock Out With Your Crocs Out

Review the Rockstar Checklist:
hip shades, styling threads and a
stretch limo are all priceless. But an aging rockstar wearing crocs? Worthless!


AJ Foyt & Ed Carpenter

If you missed our live interview with AJ Foyt and Ed Carpenter you can hear the whole thing right here!


The Gory Details

There are pros and cons to every line of work. Take bullfighting for example. Every now and then, you get gored by the bull. And sometimes, the horn catches you right in the crotch.


Alliant Tower Tour

So you've seen what all the flooded buildings look like from the outside, now take a peek at what is left inside after the water goes down.


D&M Classic Car Show Gallery

If you missed the car show over the weekend you can still check out some of the awesome rides!


Flood Gallery 2008

Our e-mail is getting "flooded" with pictures so we set up a gallery to show you how much of eastern Iowa is under water.


Phone Sex Operators

We have pictures of real-life phone sex operators... and as expected, they're not hot.


Polygamy Makeover

If ANYONE can make Dwyer look like one of these chicks it's Dean Banowetz.


Rock & Roll Or Rockin' Chair?

Click here to find out which of your favorite aging rockers resemble these grannies....


100,000 Mile Club

Michaels always gets busted on for talking about it, but this weekend he officially joined the club...


Penguin's Comedy Club

Dwyer & Michaels were at Penguin's in Cedar Rapids this weekend. Click here to see how funny they were.


Housing Crisis

What do Evander Holyfield and former Johnny Carson sidekick Ed McMahon have in common?


Physical Fitness Challenge

This weekend Corpsman Dave goes for his Physical Fitness Test up at Fort McCoy. We wanted to make sure he was ready so we ran him through the test this morning.


Ed McMahon

Ed McMahon's house is apparently in foreclosure. Click here to check out the photos.


Lakers vs Celtics

It's a classic rivalry match-up for the NBA championship... Lakers and Celts! Click here to see how the teams stack up, and tell us who you think will take the Championship.


Bike Race Car Crash

A drunk driver plows into a group of cyclists during a bike race in Mexico.


Physical Fitness Test

This Friday Corpsman Dave goes to Fort McCoy for his physical fitness test. We'll test him on Thursday to make sure he's ready, hopfully this won't happen....


We Need More Journalism Like This...

From The Professional Cheerleader Blog comes this gallery containing photos of twins who've laid it on the line for their favorite teams...


Parkersburg Tornado

A deadly tornado swept through the Iowa town of Parkersburg this weekend leaving a path of devastation in its wake.


How Tall Is Beth?

Someone asked this for Ask Us Anything but we figured a photo was the best way to explain it!


Ditch Day Photos

Both Dwyer & Michaels took a busload of listeners to Chigaco yesterday. Dwyer's bus went to Comiskey Park to see the Sox game and he came back with some pictures and video.


Busted!

Gallery of 100 celebrities who have been arrested for drug possession.


RUSH Concert Gallery

Dwyer and Michaels were in the 3rd row for the RUSH concert last night. Too bad they didn't take any pictures....


From Garage Band To Idol

Before David Cook was on Idol he played in a garage band called Axiom.


Fish Face

We're not sure how he did it but Todd Mizener was able to capture the exact same expression on both man and fish for this front page photo.


Postal Jeep Drop

The postal rates keep going up so we decided it was time for something to come down. Watch the postal Jeep Drop here.


Billboard Magazine

Billboard Magazine has changed its logo for the first time ever to feature Iron Maiden on the cover.


80's Child Stars Turned Hotties

Your favorite TV actresses from the 80's have grown up.... quite a bit according to the photos in this gallery.


Bikini Clad Teacher

A biology teacher got fired from her teaching job after the school learned about her second job for Smokin' 'Em Charters. We want you to check out these pictures so you can decide if she was let go unfairly.


Yesterday we read you the Top 10 Sexually Suggestive Lines in Star Wars and while that's fun to read, it's more fun to have pictures!


The Future Of Hair

Friday Fest at Kilkenny's last week held a little look into the future when we found Bill and Greg's hair twins. Check out what another 10 years (or minutes in Bill's case) will bring!


Big Weekend

On Friday we had listeners call in with their big weekend plans and two of our callers sent in pictures this morning!


Obama & Fitch

Obama made his concession speech after the primaries last night while these three guys stood behind him. Check out the picture, they either all have the same wardrobe consultant or they're working for A&F.


Miley Cyrus Photos

A lot is being made of these photos that Miley Cyrus posted on her MySpace. Are they just innocent photos or a scandal in the making... you decide!


Baby Tees

They can't talk yet but these babies still have a lot to say.


Miss Iowa - Abbey Curran

Miss Iowa was in the studio with us this morning talking about her plans for this year and the pageant that she created for girls with special needs.


Moon Rocks

Lt. Col. Brian Nielsen brought something into the studio this morning that was out of this world... moon rocks!


4 Pounds Of Warts

Most of us can name a few things about our appearance that we're not thrilled with. But if you think you've got body issues then check this out!


Prom From Hell Gallery

Prom From Hell was Friday night and we have a huge gallery showing all of the fun!


Reflections Of....

Notice anything interesting reflected in Dick Cheney's shades?


Through The Roof

A Georgia man got an unexpected surprise in his attic when the wheel fell off a passing helicopter.


Funny Faces

Even celebs look a little goofy at times as you can see in this photo gallery!


Worst Album Covers Of All Time - Part II

You've already seen our Worst Album Covers gallery... well, there's more were that came from! A listener sent us these additions!


The Polar Plunge Photos

We jumped into Coralville Lake on Friday for the Polar Plunge. Check out the photos!


D&M Adult Easter Egg Hunt Gallery

We gave away TWO cars on Good Friday. Check out the action and the aftermath! Now with extra helmet cam video!


A Look At The Elusive Murph

A listener just sent us the most interesting photo.... one that Murph autographed for him back in 1971!


Hooker Update

Eliot Spitzer's hooker will be missing out on a bunch of cash. Apparently back in 2003 Ashley Dupre did quite a bit of video for Girls Gone Wild which will save Joe Francis a nice chunk of change now.


The Great Illinois Corn Flake

It's the most expensive corn flake in the history of the universe! The auction for this corn flake in the shape of Illinois has already been bid over $200,000.


Say Hello To Our Little Friends

Al Pacino goes from big screen to screen-printed in this mugshot gallery.


Secret Code?

Help us translate this pictograpic riddle that we found under the cap of a bottle of Mickey's.


Big John McCarthy

Big John was with us in the studio for an interview and we got some great photos with him. Take a look!


Your Very Own Flying Saucer

The chance to buy your very own Flying Saucer happens this weekend! But if you can't fly down to Tennessee for the auction you can at least check out this crazy house in these pictures.


KISS Room Makeover

On The Rachael Ray Show yesterday Stacie and Adam got an office makeover, the room in their house which just happens to hold Adam's extensive KISS collection.


If Hollywood Were In The Deep South

A bit of a different take on the celebs you know and love...or hate!


The Emperors Club

New York's own governor, Eliot Spitzer, has admitted that he is involved with an alleged prostitution ring called the Emperors Club.


Running With The... Deer?

Three runners in Utah were joined by a surprise visitor on their morning jog when a deer decided to follow along with them!


Doorway To Heaven

Listener Joe from Clinton may have found Jesus.... check out his doorway to Heaven!


Separated At Birth

Hillary Clinton and Shirley Jones.... long lost twins?


Hot For Teacher

We know this is just wrong... but how can you not check out the 18 sexiest sex offenders?


eDive Photo Gallery

D&M took an icy plunge into the Rock River this weekend for the eDive. If you missed them see the pictures here or join us for the Polar Plunge on March 29th.


Chicagoland Celebrity Yearbook

Both Bill & Greg grew up in the Chicago area, see what other "celebrities" spent their early years there too in this gallery.


Never, Neverland

Michael Jackson's Neverland estate is set to be auctioned off next month. But what kind of shape is it in? See for yourself here.


Mr. Skin's 2008 Anatomy Awards

Mr. Skin presents the 9th Annual Anatomy Awards.


The New Blue Man

We are pretty sure that we've found the newest member of the Blue Man Group!


Photoshop'd

One of Dwyer's friends discovered Photoshop over the weekend and managed to, 1) Put this photo in different magazine covers, and 2) Greatly reduce the size of the enormous fish that Dwyer struggled to bring to shore!


Homeless Sign Gallery

You see 'em on the side of the road all the time but these are some of the more creative variations on homeless signs.


You'll Shoot Your Eye Out

The Vulcan EBF-25 is a fully automatic belt-fed Nerf dart gun that will be released this fall.


Ice House

David Kehrer built an igloo and we have the photos. Check out this chilly little dwelling.


3-D Tattoo

It's every man's dream, having their own set of boobs.... Lane Jensen lived that dream for about a week.


The Most Expensive Toy Car

Hot Wheels kicks off its 40th anniversary with with a diamond-encrusted car at the NYC toy fair.


Celebs Without Makeup

The biggest no-makeup gallery this year!


Holy Wood

Furniture maker Craig O'Connor was chopping down pine trees last year when he discovered the image of Christ within one of the trunks.


Matchbox Car

    956,000 matchsticks
    1686 tubes of glue
+  6 1/2 years
------------------------------
    Mercedes McLaren F1


You're Lookin' Huge Man!

Proof that steroid use hasn't reached India yet. Aditya 'Romeo' Dev is only 2'9" tall, making him the world's smallest bodybuilder.


Wienermobile Wipeout

Proof that "Wienermobile's on Ice" won't be the next show you buy tickets for....


Writers' Strike

Television apparently isn't the only thing that's been affected by the writers' strike.


The Joke's On Her

Heidi Fleiss was just arrested for DUI but the most interesting thing is that we now know what the Joker looks like without any makeup!


Medical Miracle

A bizarre accident left a woman with a knife lodged deep in her head and the amazing part is that she actually survived. WARNING: images are graphic!


Police Seek Morin

Check out the crazy mugshot of this Maine man with a flexible face who is now wanted on domestic assault.


Car Calendar Official Data

You voted and the top 12 are now printed in our 2008 calendar. Now many of you are asking where your car ranked within the 89 finalists, so here you go!


Buckwheat's Resort

Check out the high-class resort that Michaels and his snow mobile buddies stopped at for a drink. Be sure to take notice of the strategically placed washer and dryer behind them.


Playing With Robots

We visited the QC Elite booth at Bald Eagle Days over the weekend and played with their robot, check out the photos!


Dove Honey Chocolate

And now for a little something different from Dove....


Celebs Minus Makeup

Ever wonder what your favorite star looks like when they don't have that makeup crew running after them? Here you go!


Big Money Winner

The Dwyer household is celebrating this week after having won again in the PowerBall! Check out the winner's circle!


Christmas Vacation

Sun or snow? See the temperature difference in D&M's Christmas vacation choices!



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