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Grin And Bear It

This morning we talked about the guy who supposedly hit a bear... on his bike! Well, here's a real bear hit by a listener's mother-in-law down in Florida.


Demotivational Posters

A hilarious take on those motivational poster you see on the walls of many offfices.


Later Gator

Kasey Edwards was on the phone with us this morning after having his arm ripped off by an alligator while swimming in a canal in Florida.


Rock Out With Your Crocs Out

Review the Rockstar Checklist:
hip shades, styling threads and a
stretch limo are all priceless. But an aging rockstar wearing crocs? Worthless!


AJ Foyt & Ed Carpenter

If you missed our live interview with AJ Foyt and Ed Carpenter you can hear the whole thing right here!


The Gory Details

There are pros and cons to every line of work. Take bullfighting for example. Every now and then, you get gored by the bull. And sometimes, the horn catches you right in the crotch.


Alliant Tower Tour

So you've seen what all the flooded buildings look like from the outside, now take a peek at what is left inside after the water goes down.


D&M Classic Car Show Gallery

If you missed the car show over the weekend you can still check out some of the awesome rides!


Flood Gallery 2008

Our e-mail is getting "flooded" with pictures so we set up a gallery to show you how much of eastern Iowa is under water.


Phone Sex Operators

We have pictures of real-life phone sex operators... and as expected, they're not hot.


Polygamy Makeover

If ANYONE can make Dwyer look like one of these chicks it's Dean Banowetz.


Rock & Roll Or Rockin' Chair?

Click here to find out which of your favorite aging rockers resemble these grannies....


100,000 Mile Club

Michaels always gets busted on for talking about it, but this weekend he officially joined the club...


Penguin's Comedy Club

Dwyer & Michaels were at Penguin's in Cedar Rapids this weekend. Click here to see how funny they were.


Housing Crisis

What do Evander Holyfield and former Johnny Carson sidekick Ed McMahon have in common?


Physical Fitness Challenge

This weekend Corpsman Dave goes for his Physical Fitness Test up at Fort McCoy. We wanted to make sure he was ready so we ran him through the test this morning.


Ed McMahon

Ed McMahon's house is apparently in foreclosure. Click here to check out the photos.


Lakers vs Celtics

It's a classic rivalry match-up for the NBA championship... Lakers and Celts! Click here to see how the teams stack up, and tell us who you think will take the Championship.


Bike Race Car Crash

A drunk driver plows into a group of cyclists during a bike race in Mexico.


Physical Fitness Test

This Friday Corpsman Dave goes to Fort McCoy for his physical fitness test. We'll test him on Thursday to make sure he's ready, hopfully this won't happen....


We Need More Journalism Like This...

From The Professional Cheerleader Blog comes this gallery containing photos of twins who've laid it on the line for their favorite teams...


Parkersburg Tornado

A deadly tornado swept through the Iowa town of Parkersburg this weekend leaving a path of devastation in its wake.


How Tall Is Beth?

Someone asked this for Ask Us Anything but we figured a photo was the best way to explain it!


Ditch Day Photos

Both Dwyer & Michaels took a busload of listeners to Chigaco yesterday. Dwyer's bus went to Comiskey Park to see the Sox game and he came back with some pictures and video.


Busted!

Gallery of 100 celebrities who have been arrested for drug possession.


RUSH Concert Gallery

Dwyer and Michaels were in the 3rd row for the RUSH concert last night. Too bad they didn't take any pictures....


From Garage Band To Idol

Before David Cook was on Idol he played in a garage band called Axiom.


Fish Face

We're not sure how he did it but Todd Mizener was able to capture the exact same expression on both man and fish for this front page photo.


Postal Jeep Drop

The postal rates keep going up so we decided it was time for something to come down. Watch the postal Jeep Drop here.


Billboard Magazine

Billboard Magazine has changed its logo for the first time ever to feature Iron Maiden on the cover.


80's Child Stars Turned Hotties

Your favorite TV actresses from the 80's have grown up.... quite a bit according to the photos in this gallery.


Bikini Clad Teacher

A biology teacher got fired from her teaching job after the school learned about her second job for Smokin' 'Em Charters. We want you to check out these pictures so you can decide if she was let go unfairly.


Yesterday we read you the Top 10 Sexually Suggestive Lines in Star Wars and while that's fun to read, it's more fun to have pictures!


The Future Of Hair

Friday Fest at Kilkenny's last week held a little look into the future when we found Bill and Greg's hair twins. Check out what another 10 years (or minutes in Bill's case) will bring!


Big Weekend

On Friday we had listeners call in with their big weekend plans and two of our callers sent in pictures this morning!


Obama & Fitch

Obama made his concession speech after the primaries last night while these three guys stood behind him. Check out the picture, they either all have the same wardrobe consultant or marketing person.


Miley Cyrus Photos

A lot is being made of these photos that Miley Cyrus posted on her MySpace. Are they just innocent photos or a scandal in the making... you decide!


Baby Tees

They can't talk yet but these babies still have a lot to say.


Miss Iowa - Abbey Curran

Miss Iowa was in the studio with us this morning talking about her plans for this year and the pageant that she created for girls with special needs.


Moon Rocks

Lt. Col. Brian Nielsen brought something into the studio this morning that was out of this world... moon rocks!


4 Pounds Of Warts

Most of us can name a few things about our appearance that we're not thrilled with. But if you think you've got body issues then check this out!


Prom From Hell Gallery

Prom From Hell was Friday night and we have a huge gallery showing all of the fun!


Reflections Of....

Notice anything interesting reflected in Dick Cheney's shades?


Through The Roof

A Georgia man got an unexpected surprise in his attic when the wheel fell off a passing helicopter.


Funny Faces

Even celebs look a little goofy at times as you can see in this photo gallery!


Worst Album Covers Of All Time - Part II

You've already seen our Worst Album Covers gallery... well, there's more were that came from! A listener sent us these additions!


The Polar Plunge Photos

We jumped into Coralville Lake on Friday for the Polar Plunge. Check out the photos!


D&M Adult Easter Egg Hunt Gallery

We gave away TWO cars on Good Friday. Check out the action and the aftermath! Now with extra helmet cam video!


A Look At The Elusive Murph

A listener just sent us the most interesting photo.... one that Murph autographed for him back in 1971!


Hooker Update

Eliot Spitzer's hooker will be missing out on a bunch of cash. Apparently back in 2003 Ashley Dupre did quite a bit of video for Girls Gone Wild which will save Joe Francis a nice chunk of change now.


The Great Illinois Corn Flake

It's the most expensive corn flake in the history of the universe! The auction for this corn flake in the shape of Illinois has already been bid over $200,000.


Say Hello To Our Little Friends

Al Pacino goes from big screen to screen-printed in this mugshot gallery.


Secret Code?

Help us translate this pictograpic riddle that we found under the cap of a bottle of Mickey's.


Big John McCarthy

Big John was with us in the studio for an interview and we got some great photos with him. Take a look!


Your Very Own Flying Saucer

The chance to buy your very own Flying Saucer happens this weekend! But if you can't fly down to Tennessee for the auction you can at least check out this crazy house in these pictures.


KISS Room Makeover

On The Rachael Ray Show yesterday Stacie and Adam got an office makeover, the room in their house which just happens to hold Adam's extensive KISS collection.


If Hollywood Were In The Deep South

A bit of a different take on the celebs you know and love...or hate!


The Emperors Club

New York's own governor, Eliot Spitzer, has admitted that he is involved with an alleged prostitution ring called the Emperors Club.


Running With The... Deer?

Three runners in Utah were joined by a surprise visitor on their morning jog when a deer decided to follow along with them!


Doorway To Heaven

Listener Joe from Clinton may have found Jesus.... check out his doorway to Heaven!


Separated At Birth

Hillary Clinton and Shirley Jones.... long lost twins?


Hot For Teacher

We know this is just wrong... but how can you not check out the 18 sexiest sex offenders?


eDive Photo Gallery

D&M took an icy plunge into the Rock River this weekend for the eDive. If you missed them see the pictures here or join us for the Polar Plunge on March 29th.


Chicagoland Celebrity Yearbook

Both Bill & Greg grew up in the Chicago area, see what other "celebrities" spent their early years there too in this gallery.


Never, Neverland

Michael Jackson's Neverland estate is set to be auctioned off next month. But what kind of shape is it in? See for yourself here.


Mr. Skin's 2008 Anatomy Awards

Mr. Skin presents the 9th Annual Anatomy Awards.


The New Blue Man

We are pretty sure that we've found the newest member of the Blue Man Group!


Photoshop'd

One of Dwyer's friends discovered Photoshop over the weekend and managed to, 1) Put this photo in different magazine covers, and 2) Greatly reduce the size of the enormous fish that Dwyer struggled to bring to shore!


Homeless Sign Gallery

You see 'em on the side of the road all the time but these are some of the more creative variations on homeless signs.


You'll Shoot Your Eye Out

The Vulcan EBF-25 is a fully automatic belt-fed Nerf dart gun that will be released this fall.


Ice House

David Kehrer built an igloo and we have the photos. Check out this chilly little dwelling.


3-D Tattoo

It's every man's dream, having their own set of boobs.... Lane Jensen lived that dream for about a week.


The Most Expensive Toy Car

Hot Wheels kicks off its 40th anniversary with with a diamond-encrusted car at the NYC toy fair.


Celebs Without Makeup

The biggest no-makeup gallery this year!


Holy Wood

Furniture maker Craig O'Connor was chopping down pine trees last year when he discovered the image of Christ within one of the trunks.


Matchbox Car

    956,000 matchsticks
    1686 tubes of glue
+  6 1/2 years
------------------------------
    Mercedes McLaren F1


You're Lookin' Huge Man!

Proof that steroid use hasn't reached India yet. Aditya 'Romeo' Dev is only 2'9" tall, making him the world's smallest bodybuilder.


Wienermobile Wipeout

Proof that "Wienermobile's on Ice" won't be the next show you buy tickets for....


Writers' Strike

Television apparently isn't the only thing that's been affected by the writers' strike.


The Joke's On Her

Heidi Fleiss was just arrested for DUI but the most interesting thing is that we now know what the Joker looks like without any makeup!


Medical Miracle

A bizarre accident left a woman with a knife lodged deep in her head and the amazing part is that she actually survived. WARNING: images are graphic!


Police Seek Morin

Check out the crazy mugshot of this Maine man with a flexible face who is now wanted on domestic assault.


Car Calendar Official Data

You voted and the top 12 are now printed in our 2008 calendar. Now many of you are asking where your car ranked within the 89 finalists, so here you go!


Buckwheat's Resort

Check out the high-class resort that Michaels and his snow mobile buddies stopped at for a drink. Be sure to take notice of the strategically placed washer and dryer behind them.


Playing With Robots

We visited the QC Elite booth at Bald Eagle Days over the weekend and played with their robot, check out the photos!


Dove Honey Chocolate

And now for a little something different from Dove....


Celebs Minus Makeup

Ever wonder what your favorite star looks like when they don't have that makeup crew running after them? Here you go!


Big Money Winner

The Dwyer household is celebrating this week after having won again in the PowerBall! Check out the winner's circle!


Christmas Vacation

Sun or snow? See the temperature difference in D&M's Christmas vacation choices!



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