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Three-Legged
Cat Found!
The last cat story of the year... After being missing for 7 weeks
Norma Meece's 3-legged cat Hope was found! |
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How
Do You Like It?
Harlem Globetrotter Moo Moo Evans was in the studio this morning
playing with confetti and teaching us how to spin basketballs! |
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Misplaced
Ads
It was reported on CNN that mixed martial arts Justin Levens
has passed away... but checkout the ad right on the same page! |
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Lights
For Captain Bob
Captain Bob Juarez of the Davenport Fire Department was paralyzed
while on a fire call this summer. His home was just decorated
for Christmas by a local business! |
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Chipmunk
Food Bank
The chipmunks on Hope's property decided to use her engine compartment
as a pantry for their black walnuts. |
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Pat Is Back!
Pat Miletich KO's Thomas "Wildman" Denny at Adrenaline
MMA II! |
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Dinner
In The Sky
If you've always wanted to eat dinner suspended about 150 feet
in the air then this is for you! |
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Sneak
Preview
Click here to get your first look at some of the outtakes from
the Car Calendar photoshoot! |
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Matching
Outfits
For the past 5 years Ray and Honey Smith have been dressing alike.
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They
Found Jesus...
The employees at a music store in Michigan claim the face of
Jesus is visible in the wood grain of one of their guitars. |
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The
Wreath...
The wreath... the wreath... the wreath is on fire!" |
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BunnyRanch
Babe
Brooke Taylor used to live in the Quad Cities and she is now
a "ho-fessional" at the Cathouse. |
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Operation
Underpants
Operation Underpants is underway! We shipped out 210 boxes right
before Thanksgiving to keep our troops warm this winter! |
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World's
Tallest Mohawk
Eric Hahn broke the official world record for the tallest mohawk
standing at over 27 inches tall! |
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Magic
Finger
Magician Patrick Albanese is suing Martha Stewart over a disappearing
act involving the tip of his finger and one of her deck chairs. |
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Real
Ads
These ads are all real...
real stupid! |
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Hungry
Bridge
A Ryder truck got the top peeled off of it this morning, courtesy
of the Brady Street Bridge! That's the second truck in less than
a week! |
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Havin'
A Ball
Jim Kotera has created one of the world’s largest balls
of twine. He's been working on it since 1979 and it now weighs
in at over 19,000 pounds! |
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Pin
Head
Chris Clear just thought a rock had hit him in the nose... until
he saw the x-rays! |
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D&M
Calendar Top 12
We got tons of awesome entries for our calendar contest and from
those cars Dwyer (and his panel of experts) paired it down to
50 vehicles. After that we left the hard work to you.... selecting
the top 12! Here they are! |
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Get
Off My Road
This morning we discussed the cars and drivers you never want
to be stuck behind. Well, one of our listeners was living that
as we talked... check out the proof! |
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Metallica
vs Marriage
Over a year ago, Mallory and Ryan booked their wedding reception
at the iWireless Center. It was held this past Saturday night...
the same night 12,000 people were there for the Metallica concert!
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Dog
Bowling
Riley's favorite toy is a 16 pound bowling ball that he can pick
up and carry, so we decided to see if he could hit some pins! |
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Election
Reaction
Dwyer noticed this flag in his neighborhood yesterday. His best
guess is that it is a reaction to election. |
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Personal
F-35 Fighter Jet
If you aren't able to get inside a real life F-35 then what's
the next best thing? Yep, make your own! And that's exactly what
Arthur van Poppel did! |
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50
Cal Danger
On Nov. 3rd Melvin and his family were in their RV at the Texas
Motor Speedway when a bullet from a 50 caliber rifle came through
the roof and hit his wife in the arm. |
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D&M
Pumpkin Drop Gallery
It's Halloween and that only means one thing... the destruction
of a HUGE pumpkin in the Hooter's parking lot. |
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Miss
Arenacross 2009
Bri Stiles races arenacross and wants to be Miss Arenacross 2009.
With your help we know she can do it. |
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Playboy
Halloween Party
Our friend Tina got to go to the Halloween Party at the Playboy
Mansion. What's better than that? She took her camera phone! |
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Trashy!
As long time advocates for garbage, trash and recycling, we think
you'll agree that this is the most important entry we've ever
posted on our website. That being said, we present: "Traci
Bingham takes out the trash." |
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Basement
Lamborghini
Ken Imhoff spent 17 years building a Lamborghini in the basement
of his home. There's only one problem when you build a car in
a basement though... how do you get it out? |
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Animal
Abuse
Beth's husband gave us these pictures of their cat Frank after
he discovered what Beth had done to him. See the shocking truth
here. |
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Talk
About A Thick Burger...
Brad Sciullo, of Uniontown, PA, is the first person to successfully
eat this huge burger at Denny's Beer Barrel Pub. The burger weighed
15 pounds with an extra 5.2 pounds of toppings and Brad demolished
it in 4 hours and 39 minutes. |
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Crunch!
What are the chances? Two Frito Lay delivery trucks traveling
in opposite directions collided on a South Caroline highway. |
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i-Limb
Kasey Edwards received a new high tech prosthetist arm and hand
after losing his to a shark this past June. |
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Top
15 Hot Girls Gone Fugly
Hollywood is not immune to aging disasters and we have a gallery
of the top 15 girls gone fugly to prove it! |
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Through
The Roof
We talked to Perry Foster this morning. A huge chunk of ice fell
through the roof of his house and hit wife Mary Ann in the side
of the head while she was sleeping. Talk about a wake up call! |
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Cosmos
Hottest Bachelors 2008
A little something for the ladies this morning... Keaton Frye
was chosen by Cosmo as one of Iowa's Hottest Bachelors so be sure
to study up and then vote for Keaton. |
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Real
Life Jaws
What do you do when a shark attacks your dog? Yep, you punch
it in the face! |
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Cake
Wrecks
It seems that almost everyone has picked up a cake from the bakery
and had to *repair* it once they got home. Take a look at some
of the goofs. |
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Heather
Locklear DUI
The lovely Locklear was booked this weekend in California on
suspicion of driving under the influence of prescription drugs.
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Halloween
Fashion Show
The annual Halloween Fashion Show took place at Hooter's last
night to show off the costumes from Halloween Express. |
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New
Headphones
Everyone seems to think Dwyer's new headphones are a little too
flashy but they're just jealous of how shiny they are! |
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One
Club Tournament
We had a great time out at Hidden Hills Golf Course for our One
Club Tournament!
Yeah, so we only got one actual golfing picture... but we were
kinda busy drinking! |
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Garzilla
Chad Leonard of Georgia caught the state record longnose gar.
Leonard fought the fish for an hour, shot it twice, then drove
around with the creature for hours before weighing it to find
out he beat the old state record by 2 lbs. |
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David
Blaine: Illusionist?
David Blaine's best illusion seems to be tricking everybody into
watching him do stupid stuff. This time it's his "Dive of
Death." Where he hangs upside down for 60 hours (except for
60 10-minute breaks). |
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Friday
Fest
The featured game at the last Friday Fest? Pelvic Bowling! |
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First
Pitch
104-year-old Cubs fan Leo Hildebrand has wanted to throw out
a ceremonial pitch at Wrigley Field for decades. This weekend
he got his wish! |
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Nick
Cage's Hair Gallery
Michaels hates Nick Cage's acting...or so he says. But Dwyer
thinks it's a hair jealously thing. |
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McLovin
If you've seen the movie Superbad you know about McLovin and
his famous fake ID. Well, a listener replaced Fogell's picture
with one of Michaels. |
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Friday
Fest
D&M went down to Keithsburg on Friday and if you weren't
there you'll want to see what you missed. |
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Girls
Of The Big 10
Mallory Adams is one of 5 U of Iowa girls that are going to featured
in the October Playboy "Girls of the Big 10" spread
and we know that you would want to check out these important photos. |
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Stars,
they're just like us!
Even though they're the most beautiful couple in the world, Beckham
and Posh still have the same trouble as all of us! |
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Beer
Is Everywhere
Ron Leese has the collection of any man's dreams... an entire
house full of beer memorabilia! |
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She
Got Booked
20-year-old Heidi Dalibor knew her books were overdue but she
didn't think she'd end up in handcuffs. |
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Ouch!
Taekwondo fighter Angel Matos was banned from the Olympics...
after he kicked a referee in the face! |
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Big
Fish... Little Pole
David Hayes caught a record-breaking fish... but he did it with
his granddaughter's Barbie fishing pole! |
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Jessica
O'Donnell
After posting the 7 Scariest Women At The Olympics we were kinda
worried to have a World Record Holder in Women's Powerlifting
in the studio, but we got lucky! |
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Robbie
Knievel
Michaels caught Robbie Knievel up in Hayward, WI at his "World
Record" setting attempt. |
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Bear
Attack
8-year old Evan Pala was attacked by a bear while hiking with
his family in the Great Smoky Mountains National Park. |
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Jungle
Room
Nathan Spiva and Bryant Wayland had their Jungle Room featured
on "What's with that Crazy College Room?" Take a tour
of the wilderness. |
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7
Scariest Women At The Olympics
It's definitely not a beauty contest but you gotta respect a
woman who can crush you with one finger. (Be sure to view the
volleyball shots following these) |
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Lost
In Translation
Sure, these signs are meant to be helpful but the translations
are just hilarious! |
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John
Edwards Love Child?
The National Enquirer has released a crystal clear photo of John
Edwards holding his love child. |
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Brett
Favre Corn Maze
Up in Eleva, WI, the Schultz family has a corn maze on their
farm in tribute to Brett Favre... but we think it looks like Brett
fumbled the ball! |
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Redneck
Stonehenge
Rhett Davis decided to put up a fence for his city folk neighbors
that complained about the dust and bugs on his farm. |
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High
Five ...or uh, High Six!
Haramb Ashok Kumthekar of India has 12 fingers and 14 toes, giving
him that advantage over the average guy who has always wanted
to learn how to count past 20. |
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Ted
Nugent
If you missed Ted Nugent at the Mississippi Valley Fair you can
still see what went on there! |
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Cubs
Brewers Bus Trip
Most everyone survived the bus trip to Miller Park last week.
A few people aren't welcome back to the park but they still had
fun while they were there! |
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Vio7
We talked to Armand Melnbardis of Vio7 this morning. He plays
a Flying V electric violin so you parents who are sending your
kids to violin lessons should take note! |
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Our
New Tattoos
Brandon Gibbs was in the studio with us this morning and since
we wanted him to feel right at home, we all went out and got tattoos! |
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Dustin
Eglseder Tribute
Our friend Dustin Eglseder has passed away after a courageous
battle with cancer. He was the very first Chicago Cubs fan to
sing Take Me Out To The Ballgame at Wrigley and you helped him
earn that opportunity of a lifetime! |
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Kent
Couch Balloon Clustering
Kent Couch has found a way to save money on gas... use helium
balloons! He recently floated (in a lawn chair) about 235 miles
using 150 huge helium balloons. |
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Grin
And Bear It
This morning we talked about the guy who supposedly hit a bear...
on his bike! Well, here's a real bear hit by a listener's mother-in-law
down in Florida. |
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Demotivational
Posters
A hilarious take on those motivational poster you see on the
walls of many offfices. These however may
not be safe for viewing at work or around young children. |
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Later
Gator
Kasey Edwards was on the phone with us this morning after having
his arm ripped off by an alligator while swimming in a canal in
Florida. |
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Rock
Out With Your Crocs Out
Review the Rockstar Checklist:
hip shades, styling threads and a
stretch limo are all priceless. But an aging rockstar wearing
crocs? Worthless! |
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AJ
Foyt & Ed Carpenter
If you missed our live interview with AJ Foyt and Ed Carpenter
you can hear the whole thing right here! |
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The
Gory Details
There are pros and cons to every line of work. Take bullfighting
for example. Every now and then, you get gored by the bull. And
sometimes, the horn catches you right in the crotch. |
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Alliant
Tower Tour
So you've seen what all the flooded buildings look like from
the outside, now take a peek at what is left inside after the
water goes down. |
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Flood
Gallery 2008
Our e-mail is getting "flooded" with pictures so we
set up a gallery to show you how much of eastern Iowa is under
water. |
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Phone
Sex Operators
We have pictures of real-life phone sex operators... and as expected,
they're not hot. |
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Polygamy
Makeover
If ANYONE can make Dwyer look like one of these chicks it's Dean
Banowetz. |
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100,000
Mile Club
Michaels always gets busted on for talking about it, but this
weekend he officially joined the club... |
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Penguin's
Comedy Club
Dwyer & Michaels were at Penguin's in Cedar Rapids this weekend.
Click here to see how funny they were. |
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Housing
Crisis
What do Evander Holyfield and former Johnny Carson sidekick Ed
McMahon have in common? |
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Physical
Fitness Challenge
This weekend Corpsman Dave goes for his Physical Fitness Test
up at Fort McCoy. We wanted to make sure he was ready so we ran
him through the test this morning. |
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Ed
McMahon
Ed McMahon's house is apparently in foreclosure. Click here to
check out the photos. |
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Lakers
vs Celtics
It's a classic rivalry match-up for the NBA championship... Lakers
and Celts! Click here to see how the teams stack up, and tell
us who you think will take the Championship. |
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Bike
Race Car Crash
A drunk driver plows into a group of cyclists during a bike race
in Mexico. |
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Physical
Fitness Test
This Friday Corpsman Dave goes to Fort McCoy for his physical
fitness test. We'll test him on Thursday to make sure he's ready,
hopfully this won't happen.... |
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Parkersburg
Tornado
A deadly tornado swept through the Iowa town of Parkersburg this
weekend leaving a path of devastation in its wake. |
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How
Tall Is Beth?
Someone asked this for Ask Us Anything but we figured a photo
was the best way to explain it! |
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Ditch
Day Photos
Both Dwyer & Michaels took a busload of listeners to Chigaco
yesterday. Dwyer's bus went to Comiskey Park to see the Sox game
and he came back with some pictures and video. |
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Busted!
Gallery of 100 celebrities who have been arrested for drug possession. |
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RUSH
Concert Gallery
Dwyer and Michaels were in the 3rd row for the RUSH concert last
night. Too bad they didn't take any pictures.... |
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Fish
Face
We're not sure how he did it but Todd Mizener was able to capture
the exact same expression on both man and fish for this front
page photo. |
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Postal
Jeep Drop
The postal rates keep going up so we decided it was time for
something to come down. Watch the postal Jeep Drop here. |
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Billboard
Magazine
Billboard Magazine has changed its logo for the first time ever
to feature Iron Maiden on the cover. |
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Bikini
Clad Teacher
A biology teacher got fired from her teaching job after the school
learned about her second job for Smokin' 'Em Charters. We want
you to check out these pictures so you can decide if she was let
go unfairly. |
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Yesterday we read you the Top 10 Sexually Suggestive Lines in
Star Wars and while that's fun to read, it's more fun to have
pictures! |
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The
Future Of Hair
Friday Fest at Kilkenny's last week held a little look into the
future when we found Bill and Greg's hair twins. Check out what
another 10 years (or minutes in Bill's case) will bring! |
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Big
Weekend
On Friday we had listeners call in with their big weekend plans
and two of our callers sent in pictures this morning! |
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Obama
& Fitch
Obama made his concession speech after the primaries last night
while these three guys stood behind him. Check out the picture,
they either all have the same wardrobe consultant or they're working
for A&F. |
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Miley Cyrus Photos
A lot is being made of these photos that Miley Cyrus posted on
her MySpace. Are they just innocent photos or a scandal in the
making... you decide! |
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Baby
Tees
They can't talk yet but these babies still have a lot to say.
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Miss Iowa - Abbey Curran
Miss Iowa was in the studio with us this morning talking about
her plans for this year and the pageant that she created for girls
with special needs. |
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Moon
Rocks
Lt. Col. Brian Nielsen brought something into the studio this
morning that was out of this world... moon rocks! |
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4
Pounds Of Warts
Most of us can name a few things about our appearance that we're
not thrilled with. But if you think you've got body issues then
check this out! |
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Through
The Roof
A Georgia man got an unexpected surprise in his attic when the
wheel fell off a passing helicopter. |
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Funny
Faces
Even celebs look a little goofy at times as you can see in this
photo gallery! |
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Hooker
Update
Eliot Spitzer's hooker will be missing out on a bunch of cash.
Apparently back in 2003 Ashley Dupre did quite a bit of video
for Girls Gone Wild which will save Joe Francis a nice chunk of
change now. |
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The
Great Illinois Corn Flake
It's the most expensive corn flake in the history of the universe!
The auction for this corn flake in the shape of Illinois has already
been bid over $200,000. |
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Secret
Code?
Help us translate this pictograpic riddle that we found under
the cap of a bottle of Mickey's. |
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Big
John McCarthy
Big John was with us in the studio for an interview and we got
some great photos with him. Take a look! |
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Your
Very Own Flying Saucer
The chance to buy your very own Flying Saucer happens this weekend!
But if you can't fly down to Tennessee for the auction you can
at least check out this crazy house in these pictures. |
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KISS
Room Makeover
On The Rachael Ray Show yesterday Stacie and Adam got an office
makeover, the room in their house which just happens to hold Adam's
extensive KISS collection. |
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The
Emperors Club
New York's own governor, Eliot Spitzer, has admitted that he
is involved with an alleged prostitution ring called the Emperors
Club. |
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Running
With The... Deer?
Three runners in Utah were joined by a surprise visitor on their
morning jog when a deer decided to follow along with them! |
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Doorway
To Heaven
Listener Joe from Clinton may have found Jesus.... check out
his doorway to Heaven! |
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Hot
For Teacher
We know this is just wrong... but how can you not check out the
18 sexiest sex offenders? |
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eDive
Photo Gallery
D&M took an icy plunge into the Rock River this weekend for
the eDive. If you missed them see the pictures here or join us
for the Polar Plunge on March 29th. |
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Chicagoland
Celebrity Yearbook
Both Bill & Greg grew up in the Chicago area, see what other
"celebrities" spent their early years there too in this
gallery. |
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Never,
Neverland
Michael Jackson's Neverland estate is set to be auctioned off
next month. But what kind of shape is it in? See for yourself
here. |
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The
New Blue Man
We are pretty sure that we've found the newest member of the
Blue Man Group! |
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Photoshop'd
One of Dwyer's friends discovered Photoshop over the weekend
and managed to, 1) Put this photo in different magazine covers,
and 2) Greatly reduce the size of the enormous fish that Dwyer
struggled to bring to shore! |
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Homeless
Sign Gallery
You see 'em on the side of the road all the time but these are
some of the more creative variations on homeless signs. |
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Ice
House
David Kehrer built an igloo and we have the photos. Check out
this chilly little dwelling. |
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3-D
Tattoo
It's every man's dream, having their own set of boobs.... Lane
Jensen lived that dream for about a week. |
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Holy Wood
Furniture maker Craig O'Connor was chopping down pine trees last
year when he discovered the image of Christ within one of the
trunks. |
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Matchbox
Car
956,000 matchsticks
1686 tubes of glue
+ 6 1/2 years
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Mercedes McLaren F1 |
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You're
Lookin' Huge Man!
Proof that steroid use hasn't reached India yet. Aditya 'Romeo'
Dev is only 2'9" tall, making him the world's smallest bodybuilder. |
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Wienermobile
Wipeout
Proof that "Wienermobile's on Ice" won't be the next
show you buy tickets for.... |
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Writers'
Strike
Television apparently isn't the only thing that's been affected
by the writers' strike. |
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The
Joke's On Her
Heidi Fleiss was just arrested for DUI but the most interesting
thing is that we now know what the Joker looks like without any
makeup! |
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Medical
Miracle
A bizarre accident left a woman with a knife lodged deep in her
head and the amazing part is that she actually survived. WARNING:
images are graphic! |
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Police
Seek Morin
Check out the crazy mugshot of this Maine man with a flexible
face who is now wanted on domestic assault. |
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Car
Calendar Official Data
You voted and the top 12 are now printed in our 2008 calendar.
Now many of you are asking where your car ranked within the 89
finalists, so here you go! |
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Buckwheat's
Resort
Check out the high-class resort that Michaels and his snow mobile
buddies stopped at for a drink. Be sure to take notice of the
strategically placed washer and dryer behind them. |
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Playing
With Robots
We visited the QC Elite booth at Bald Eagle Days over the weekend
and played with their robot, check out the photos! |
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Celebs
Minus Makeup
Ever wonder what your favorite star looks like when they don't
have that makeup crew running after them? Here you go! |
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Big
Money Winner
The Dwyer household is celebrating this week after having won
again in the PowerBall! Check out the winner's circle! |
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Christmas
Vacation
Sun or snow? See the temperature difference in D&M's Christmas
vacation choices! |

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