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QC Dancing With The Stars

Our very own Beth Davis strutted her stuff on the dance floor last night. Check out her outfits and her moves!


The Horrors Of Christmas

Consider yourself lucky if you haven't ended up with these results after taking your kids to visit Santa!


What The Hell Is on M.J.'s Face?

Take a look at these photos and see if you can figure out what's going on with Michael Jackson's face!


2008 Car Calendar Preview

Over the weekend the 2008 D&M Budweiser Car Calendar photoshoot for took place and we have the first preview photos for you!


Double Take

A man is pictured twice on the front of the Lewiston Tribune, once decorating windows and then on surveillance stealing a wallet.... luckily they had his name from the first photo!


Worst Warning Labels of 2007

Every year, the Michigan Lawsuit Abuse Watch group holds a contest where people send in the WORST or STUPIDEST warning labels they can find. Here are this year's winners.


Led Zeppelin Reunion

Last night was Led Zeppelin's reunion show in London. For those of you who weren't there, here's what you missed.


Red Baron Pizza Squadron Petition

After 28 years of airshow performances it has been announced that the Red Baron Squadron is retiring. If you would like to be part of trying to save this legendary American aviation icon then we have the infomation you need!


Celebrity Quiz

Can you identify these 12 celebrities by their close-up facial features? Take the quiz.


Rudolph & Santa

Two restored puppets from "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer" will be on display in Chicago this weekend. Ever wonder how big they are? Here are some pictures of the
restoration.


YIKES!

What happened to Joan Van Ark? Most of us remember Joan from when she played Val Ewing on "Knotts Landing". Her latest role is something called "Worst face-lift EVER". Take a look.


Evel Knievel's Artist

We talked to George Sedlak this morning and reminisced about Evel. Check out some work George did for him.


Mr. Skin's Top 10 Movie
Nude Scenes of 2007

It's the top 10 list you've been waiting for... Mr. Skin's Top 10 Movie Nude Scenes of 2007!


Drew Peterson's Celebrity Look-A-Like

We've been following the news story about Drew Peterson, former police officer, who is being investigated in the death of two of his wives. One of our listeners noticed he that bears an uncanny resemblance to a famous actor. Click here to see who!


Great Gift Ideas

What to get the person on your list who already has everything...


Meals Ready-To Eat

This morning listener Ron brought us some tasty military MRE's. Corpsman Dave was right at home and Sultan jumped in but D & M were kind of skeptical....


8 Limbed Girl

Lakshmi Tatma was born with eight limbs . . . and some people think she's the reincarnated goddess, Vishnu.


Freaky Friday Fest

If you missed out on our Freaky Friday Fest you can still freak your crap out with these pictures! UPDATE: Now with video!


Support Hockey!

Photos from Dwyer &
Michaels shooting shirts at the QC Flames Game.


Celebrity Mansions

Take a look at how the other half lives. Be sure to check out all of the homes as you may be surprised by a couple.


1977 JC Penney Catalog

A listener sent us these stylish photos from the1977 JC Penney catalog. Click here but get ready to shield your eyes from the retro madness.


Celebrity Halloween Costumes

See what your favorite celeb dressed up as this year!


Sammy Hagar Concert

Listener P.J. made an awesome poster for our contest and won tickets to see Sammy last night. Check out the photos!


D&M Pumpkin Drop Gallery

We dropped a huge pumpkin (over 800 lbs) into a 14 foot swimming pool for our annual pumpkin drop that took place at the Hooters in Davenport.


Costume Ball Photo Gallery

We had a blast Friday night at our annual Halloween Costume Ball! Plus photos from Triple Play Sports Bar too!


Levitation

With the help of listeners we reinacted a few of those games that we used to do at slumber parties as kids.


Wow...

Because it never gets old, here are some pictures of Halle Berry's pregnancy boobies (you know you wanna look).


Let Go Our Leg-O

Corpsman Dave and his group of protesters got kicked out of NBC studios in Chicago on Friday. They still showed their support from across the street though.


Optical Illusions

This morning we've got some optical illusions that will freak your crap out!


QC Flames Opening Weekend

Click here for photos and video from the QC Flames opening weekend!


Our First Today Show Winners!

We have a winner! These lovely ladies gave us a shout live on the Today Show and won $50, find out how you can too!


One, Two, Three, Four...

It took 16 years and seven typewriters for Les Stewart to type to one million. Check out the stack of papers.


River Of Red

Help us make a River of Red for the QC Flames at the iWireless Center for their opening weekend!


80's Pop Tart Quiz

They were huge on the radio and MTV back in the 80's. But now, more than 20 years later can you still recognize these pop music chicky babes?


5-Legged Deer

Josh Kropp of West Bend shot a 5-legged deer with his bow. The young deer has an extra leg growing out of his back and Josh has turned the deer over to the DNR for research. Check it out.


Cedar Rapids One Club Photos

Golf course brawls, Stone Cold Slams and more all happened during the Cedar Rapids One Club Tournament!


Goin' To Van Halen

Father and son team Doug and Kevin O’Riley won our trip to see Van Halen. Read the article about them and stay tuned tomorrow to get Kevin's review of the concert!


Bill Or No Bill

Last night on Deal Or No Deal many people noticed a contestant who looked like BIll. Take a look at our side-by-side shots or watch him on Friday when he is a returning guest and see for yourself.


Sammy Hagar Interview

We had a great interview with Sammy this morning, and for those of you who missed hearing it we wanted to make sure you got the chance to listen.


Free Gas Giveaway Photos

Thursday, September 20th was free gas day in both the Quad Cities and Cedar Rapids as we gave away thousands of gallons of gas.


Whatcha Gobblin'?

All this week we've been giving away Elton John tickets by shoving various food items into Corpsman Dave's mouth and making you guess which Elton song he is singing.


Hybrid Schmybrid...

...U.S. Automakers pack on the H.P! Check out the pics of the 2009 Z-1 Vette with a 6.2L 650 H.P. power plant... YESSSSSSSS!


Dale Jr.'s New Cars

For you Jr. fans who want to get a head start on the new tattoo... here's pics of the new Dale Jr. 88 cars with his sponsors.


Van Halen Rehearsal

Here are some videos and pictures from The Forum in LA. It's their final practice before hitting the road on September 27.


Big Fish

Bob Schoemaker of Moline caught a huge 181 pound catfish in Spain and he has the story and pictures to prove it!


QCA One Club Photos

We've got photos from our One Club Tournament in the Quad Cities. Check out the fun and sign up for the Cedar Rapids One Club if you missed playing!


Surfboard Doggy Rescue

This lucky pup got to ride the waves after being knocked off the pier by one.


A Little Something For The Ladies

We usually put pictures OF the ladies on our site but today here is a little something FOR the ladies...


Medical Oddities

When you read this article you'll agree that this guy should have gone straight to the emergency room.... but don't worry, he used a staple gun to fix it right up.


Patriot Day

Today President Bush asks that the American Flag be flown at half-staff out of respect and remembrance of the victims of 9/11. Click here to see that blatant disrespect of our nations flag continues even today, post 9/11.


Bowling Ball

Ted Maki got a bowling ball through the windshield of his truck going 65 on the interstate and we spoke to him this morning about his experience.


Pulled Over Or Broke Down?

Just a little gallery for all you Dorkasaurus fans out there!


What Dwyer learned on Summer Vacation

Here's a few things Dwyer learned while in St. Louis over the Labor Day weekend.


Walking Autograph

Brad Watters is huge Vince Neil fan and he has the tattoo to prove it... Vince Neil's autograph! Check it out!


Wedding Announcements

Attention all you engaged ladies! Thinking about hyphenating your name after the wedding? Look here first.


Peeping Tom

Campers took matters into their own hands when they found this man spying on them.


Granny Grand Prix 2007

We had four fireball grannies in the studio this morning, all raring to go race in our 5th Annual Granny Grand Prix. Check out the pictures and then watch the final race!


Location, Location, Location!

These advertisers may have thought twice about the location of their ads if they knew who their "neighbors" were going to be!


The Price Is... Ouch!

Drew Carey may be in over his head. Last Friday, Drew got his arm caught in the revolving turntable on stage while rehearsing for the Grocery Game. See photos of his injuries here!


Breakin' The Law

From our "Celebs who think they're above the law" department comes this gem: Sharon Stone getting busted for parking in a handicapped space.


Hollywood's Hottest Bottoms

From "In Touch Weekly" readers voted for the top 10 best rumps in Hollywood. Here are the 10 Hollywood Hot Bottoms.


Guessing Game

Take a guess at what the heck is in this picture!


The Duct Tape Bandit

Looking for a great disguise for your next robbery? Check out what this guy wore!


Van Halen Reunion Tour

The Van Halen Reunion Tour features Wolfgang Van Halen on bass... and the old album cover now features him too!


Hog Wild Honeymoon Winners!

You voted and we now have the winners! Congratulations to Shawn & Amber who will tie the knot in Vegas!


How Many Homers?

Congratulations to Barry Bonds who hit his 755th homer this weekend to tie with Hank Aaron.


Bridge Disaster

Peter Siddons who was driving on the I-35W bridge in Minneapolis when it collapsed. He escaped from the wreak shaken but unharmed and was kind enough to talk with us about his experience.


Chris Farley Lives!

If you believe in reincarnation then it'll only take a glance to see that Chris Farley is back... and he's a 3 year old girl!


Dunk Tank Fun With Hooters

Dwyer and Michaels are helping QCFIST this week at the fair. Well, the Hooters girls are helping, we're mostly watching as they get dunked. Here's a few shots of the fun, and one shot of some creepy old guy with Bonnie...


Gross Your Crap Out

Michaels went water skiing over the weekend and came back with an enormous bruise to prove it. If that's not gross enough we have pictures of a little boy who put a fork up and through his nose!


Go Speed Racer

The cartoon comes to life in 2008 but until then here is a peek at the real Mach 5 they have created for the movie.


Back From Iraq

Navy Corpsman Dave Andresen joined us this morning in the studio to talk about his tour in Iraq and share some photos.


KRNA Listener Appreciation Night

If you didn't make it out to our listener appreciation night with KRNA then you can still check out the fun!


One For The Team

Even while having their mugshots taken these fans still show their team spirit.


Home Unimprovement

Little Mark from Home Improvement is all grown up and having some home improvement issues of his own. Check out the condition he left his home in after he and his wife split and stopped making payments on the wreak.


Nick Nolte Parties Again!

We all know this famous Hawaiian shirt mugshot. Ol' Nick is at it again and this time he was actually in Hawaii... well on the floor of the airport there at least!


Friday Fest Photos

Thanks to all the listeners who made their way out on Friday the 13th to welcome us back to the Quad Cities! We got some great pictures thanks to Wallace Photography, so check 'em out if you couldn't make it to the party!


Beth Ties The Knot

On the luckiest day in the universe, 7-7-07, Beth tied the knot in Jamaica and we have the pictures! And yes, there are bikini photos...


Marked For The Pen

The witness protection program could never accept these arrestees, unless there was a lot of laser removal done first... these guys (and one gal) are marked!


A Letter From Paris

A listener sent a letter to Paris while she was serving her time and she got a letter in return. See what Paris wrote.


Stop Crying & Say Cheese

The people in these mugshots were a bit emotional about their arrests... pass the tissues, and maybe some fresh makeup!


It's A Bird, It's A Plane.... It's A Ca-Boat?

It's Chitty Chitty Bang Bang for the 21st century. This morning we talked to Jamison Schultz who created a floating Camaro!


Anyone Need A Coonskin Cap?

Listeners John & Angie got a surprise when they backed their car out of the garage last night and hit the remote to close the door.


Buried Car

In 1957 people in Tulsa, OK buried a time capsule that included a 1957 Plymouth Belvedere. This week, 50 years later, they opened the time capsule. What condition is the car in today? See for yourself!


Hair Today

These mug shots make a good case for requiring arresting officers to carry an emergency hair-care kit at all times!


You Can't Trust Pirates...

Why is Shrek so fat? This photo really explains it!


Bye Bye Birdie!

Only the fairways are safe when Rob Lowe hits the golf course. We talked to U of I Athletic Director Gary Barta about their outing at Glen Oaks Country Club in Des Moines.


Late Mayor Seen In Tree

Over 13 years ago the late mayor of Rosemont, IL, Donald Stephens saved this tree. Recently people have started seeing his face in the bark of the very same tree. What do you think?


The Nolte Trend

Recent mugshots show that people may be looking to Nick Nolte for fashion advice... check out the gallery and you decide!


Newspaper House

Brian Wigington got quite a surprise when he returned home from a missionary trip. Apparently his friends thought balloons just weren't enough for this welcome home surprise!


Brood XIII

This month, in parts of the Midwest, periodical cicadas are coming out after 17 years of being underground. They will emerge, have a giant orgy and then die... there's an insect with priorities!


Hellyeah!

Check out the concert pictures from Klinger's Peoria trip to see Hellyeah and Bloodsimple!


Fun At The Beach

We'd never cheapen ourselves by posting pictures of Eva Longoria playing beach volleyball... unless there was a good reason. Is pointing out that she's got a mole on her right butt cheek a good enough reason?


Nice Cannes

And of course we'd never cheapen ourselves by posting pictures of Pam Anderson in a bikini at the Cannes Film Festival either. Wait... yes we would.


Toe-prah Winfrey?

Add Oprah to the list of Polydactyl celebrities. It looks to us like she's got a sixth toe on her left foot. Take a look.


KRNA Bus Trip

Last weekend Klinger hosted the KRNA bus trip to see Hinder, Buckcherry and a bunch of other bands. It was quite a party so we can't share all the photos but here are the ones that are safe for the web!


Photos From Iraq

Dwyer & Michaels continue to support the troops and we wanted to share some listener photos from Iraq.


Unique Homes

Once you win your new General Lee you'll need to get an awesome house to park it in front of right? Check these out:
TV Homes - Scary Homes - Unique Homes


The General Lee

John Schneider himself put the original General Lee up on eBay, check out the price that it went for!


Prom From Hell 2007

We had a blast at Prom From Hell on Friday. If you didn't make it check out what you missed!


Tattoo Translation

Have a tattoo with Asian characters? Next week a Chinese linguist will be here with us to tell you the REAL meaning of yours....


Top 20 Sexiest Female Athletes

Dwyer says that he and Michaels both studied this list extensively and agree... see what you think!


Eddie Van Makeover

Now out of rehab, Eddie looks like a totally different person!


The Paul Anka Record Collection

A never before seen record collection from Mr. Paul Anka.


Adult Easter Egg Hunt 2007

Someone won a car at the Adult Easter Egg Hunt this year!


Stars Killed By Drugs

Anna Nicole's death in February was drug-related. She's certainly not alone though. Look through this gallery to see other celebs who met their death the same way.


LeBron James' New Resort...I Mean House

LeBron's new 35,000 sq ft house will include a casino, two-lane bowling alley, barber shop, aquarium, sports bar and a recording studio.


The Shirt That Got You Sent Home

This morning we talked about that shirt you wore to high school that caused you to be sent home to change.


The World's Smallest Horse

Thumbelina is the world's smallest horse at only 17.5 inches tall.


Ron Jeremy

Ron Jeremy was an extra in the first Ghostbusters movie. Now that the movie is available in widescreen he can be seen in the crowd towards the end of the movie.


Lucky #13

If you watch Deal or No Deal you probably recognize model #13.


Big Boys Toy Show 2007

If you didn't get out to The Hawkeye Downs this weekend you can still check out the fun!


Miss March 2007

Meet Tyran Richard this Sunday at the Big Boys Toy Show... but first you'll want to study these photos so that you'll know how to recognize her at the show.


Greatest Workplace Memos

Is your job worth a turd in the toilet?


Forgotten Bands

These bands are NOT in the Rock Hall of Fame. Test your rock knowledge and see if you can name 20 of them.


Barba's Blast

When you watch American Idol tonight, these new pictures of Antonella should help you overlook the fact that she can't sing.


Hidden Cars

This guy found the motherload when he opened a locked barn on his new property!


Mr. Skin Oscar Report

Mr. Skin brings you important news about the best actress and supporting actress nominations... almost all of them have been nude in movies!


Holy Pizza!

We already showed you the Jesus tree, now we bring you the Virgin Mary on a pizza pan!


Blast From The Past

If Ellen De Generes' outfit seemed familiar to you at the Oscars...maybe you've seen it before.


Hot For Teacher

Former history teacher Erica Chevillar gave up the glamorous job of teaching our country's youth to work on something for the adults.


The New Van Halen

Check out Van Halen 2.0!


Jesus Is In The Trees

Christians and skeptics alike are studying a tree in Crystal City, Texas, whose leafless branches form an image some say resembles Jesus Christ on the cross.


Snow Sculpting Competition

The US Nationals just finished their snow sculpting competition and they have some truly amazing photos to share with you on their site.


Dog Coughs Up $5,000 Diamond Wedding Ring

Tina Burlett had thought someone broke into her house and stole the custom-made ring. But her grandmother suspected the family dog, Missy.


Astronaut Goes Ballistic

She looks normal in this picture but the G forces of space travel have obviously affected Lisa Nowak in a bad way. Check out her mug shot here.


9th Annual KRNA Bud Bowl

We had a blast at KRNA's 9th Annual Bud Bowl... were you there? If not, check out the fun you missed!


The Wonder Of Makeup

The before and after photos of these women will shock you with the wonders of makeup.


Nicole Does Some Coke

What do you get when you combine Nicole Richie with a heaping plate of cocaine?
These pictures!!



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