Worst Warning Labels of 2007

Grand Prize: A label on a small tractor that warns: "Danger! Avoid Death."
 

Second place: An iron-on T-shirt transfer that warns: "Do not iron while wearing shirt."
 

Third place: A baby stroller featuring a small pouch for storage that warns: "Do not put child in bag."
 

Honorable Mention: A letter opener that says,"Caution: Safety goggles recommended."
 

Honorable Mention: A Vanishing Fabric Marker that warns: "The Vanishing Fabric Marker
should not be used as a writing instrument for signing checks or any legal documents."