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7 Legged Deer

Richard Lisko of Osceola, WI got a second surprise when he hit a deer with his truck. The deer had 3 extra legs!


"Now Let's Take A Silly Photo"

Which kid in this photo do you think is a future Morning Show DJ?


Playing With Matches

Patrick Acton likes to play with matches. Since 1977 he has been building detailed models with matchsticks. One of his latest works, Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, will soon be on display at a museum in Spain.


Biggest Bear Fan

Some people collect autographs. Glenn Timmermann does too, but he gets them tattooed! Check out his site: www.biggestbearfan.com


Evel Knievel Artist

Local artist George Sedlak was with us on the show Monday. Check out some of the awesome work he did for Evel Knievel.


Top 15 Hard-To-Find Toys Of 2006

Think the PS3 is a hard to find Christmas gift this year? Try finding some of these toys for your kids!


Garbage Truck Camper

These pictures will give you a whole new perspective on garbage trucks. Nice and very clean!


Scared Of Santa

It's that time again.... to take your kids to get their picture with Santa. If your kids doesn't behave don't worry, none of these kids were too happy either.


Pam & Kid Rock Call It Quits

Good news gentlemen! Pamela Anderson and her raging case of Hepatitis C are back on the market. Check out their pre-divorce photoshoot.


The King Of The Holiday Inflatables

The King of Holiday Inflatables decorates his yard for every holiday. Also visit www.uglychristmaslights.com


Where Is The Black Bear?

We've been hearing about a farmer who ran over a 5 ft bear's den with his combine. There are stories of this being in IL, WI, IA and MN all with the same photos.


Interesting X-Rays

Where do you usually keep your cell phone or your soda? Hopefully not in the same place that some of these people tried to store it! Take a look at these bizarre (and real) x-rays.


Alien Celebrities

See what your favorite stars would look like if they became aliens.


Halloween Costume Ball

We had a great time at our Halloween Costume Ball over the weekend. If you didn't make it to the party you can still check out the fun!


Bikini Oil Wrestling

See who won the WWE ringside tickets at our bikini oil wrestling contest.


Pumpkin Portraits

Can these dorks be turned into pumpkins? Find out here!


Pumpkin Carving Contest

The week before Halloween we held a Rock-O-Lantern pumpkin carving contest. Check out some of our entries and see who won here!


See Kevin Run

Middle school cross country runner Kevin Cox of Oregon has an interesting running partner.


Insane Car Show

You'll probably never see these cars in Davenport, but you can see them here!


Extreme Tree Houses

Andy Dewberry is being fined for the tree house that he built for his sons. Take a look at his and some other custom tree houses.


Eddie's Sacred Sins Photos

Eddie Van Halen had a party at his house last weekend called "the gathering" for the release of the Sacred Sin movie.


Daily Photo Project

Some dude who calls himself  "JK" took a picture of himself everyday for 8 years.  Now, he's made a rapid-fire video of all 2,921- some photos in a row.


Spray Paint Artist

Here's a link to Paco Rosic's site in which he has pictures and a video of his Sistine Chapel ceiling made with spray paint.


Slyder Run 2006

We had our new and improved hot lunch day. Check out the pictures and the video.


Buggy Fire

Check out these listener photos from the "Extreme Dune Buggy Excursion" from Ship of Fools II. 


Wiebler's Harley Giveaway

Here's the pictures from Saturday's giveaway.


Ship of Fools II

Check out the pictures from our 2006 cruise.


Classic Car Quiz

Do you know cars? Is this a Chevy 210? Then take this quiz and see how you add up.


Dirty Car Window Artist

If this is the most creative you can get with your dirty car, well then maybe you should take some lessons from this guy.


The Definition Of PAIN!!!

We talked to "Joe" who had to free his foot from an industrial auger with a pipe wrench.


I Quit This B*tch

Don't we all wish we could quit our jobs like this. Listen to Inetta the Moodsetta as she quits her radio job while still on the air.


Barbie's Dog

Holy Crap, Barbie's got a new dog named Tanner. She can sit, stand, eat, and... poop?


Granny Grand Prix

Four of the Quad Cities fastest old ladies compete head to head at speeds of nearly 8 mph to determine this year's Grand Champion.


Celebrity Babies

Ever wonder what celebrity babies will look like in 20 years?

 


The Worst Album Covers

These timeless works of art are guaranteed to please!


Photoshop Contest

Just when you thought Davenport had run out of stupid ways to spend our money, they recently unveiled this idea!


Snakes And A Blanket

We spoke with Karl Beznosken.  He owns a 12-foot python named Houdini that swallowed an entire queen-sized electric blanket!


Keep On Truckin'

We all know how boring those long highway drives can be... Here's something to distract you from all of that traffic.


Name That Celebrity

Here's a way to waste your cigarette break today!


Bonus Name That Celebrity

This isn't a celebrity before she became a star.  This is a celebrity before she put on make-up.


Michaels Goes Surfing

Michaels went surfing on his vacation and you can see him hanging 10 or 11.


Pool Party

We had a pool party on the air at Dave & Jamie's house and we have pictures of the action.


Shooting Elvis'

The Shoveling Elvis' took a break from their winter activities to shoot Twinkies at the 4th of July parade.


85-Year Old New Model

Any website can show you hot young studs naked, but we have officially zagged where everyone else zigged.


Bigfoot In The Quad Cities?

Remember that guy in New York that thought he saw Bigfoot?  Well, Bigfoot has shown up in the Quad Cities.


Bigfoot Sighting

Hans Mobius of Clarence, New York spotted Bigfoot on his property & he has proof.


Pam Anderson's Face

Is this a bunch of bad pictures or did some plastic surgeon go nuts with her face?


Journey... Live?

Journey lead singer Steve Augeri was caught lip-syncing and we have proof.


2006 Classic Car Show

In case you missed out, here is a virtual tour of the car show.


Diet Coke Geyser

What happens when you mix Diet Coke with Mentos? Watch and be amazed.


Neighborhood Monster Jam

We brought the monster truck show to the Green family sub-division.


Spencer Elden

Realize it or not, you've seen this guy naked. How? Click on the photo to find out.


Motorcycle Makeover

We put the call out to see who was in need of a motorcycle makeover.


Katharine McPhee's Boyfriend

Attention gentlemen. You have no chance at Katharine McPhee unless you're as hot as this guy.


UFC Meets 34C

This fight fan didn't have any paper for Matt Hughes to autograph.


A Picture's Worth A Thousand Words...

Most of them bad!  A morning show intern showed our photos to people who did not recognize us.


Brush With Celebrity Greatness?

Dwyer thinks he saw a celebrity dining at the Paris Sidewalk Cafe in Vegas.  This celebrity is known for punching people, so he only got a far-away shot.


70,000 Cans Of Beer On The Wall

During the past 8 years, a resident of this townhouse left evidence of his alcohol addiction. Does this guy know how to party or what?


Tattoo You

80 year old Mary Wohlford of Dyersville, Iowa recently got a bitchin' tattoo. Check it out!


Tattoo You, Too

Most tattoos capture a moment in time, but these tattoos capture a moment in stupidity.


Best Photo Gallery Ever!

Parents in Florida were outraged when they found out this 25 year old high school teacher posed for the USA National Bikini Team.


Hydroxycut Photoshoot

These 3 photos show the stages of Hydroxycut working over time. We think they were all taken on the same day, what do you think?


Mutilated Monkey Meat

After running out of porridge, these 3 bears decided to eat live monkey. It was just right... and yet, so wrong!


Wiener Dog Drag Racing

Copper & Sue were this year's wieners.  Check out the photos and video.


We love news bloopers...

But we're not sure if this clip is real. Watch & decide for yourself.


Dancing Like A White Guy

The folks at BET have cleverly hidden a white guy in this scene.  Can you spot him?


Prom From Hell 2006

In case you missed out, here's some photos from the 2006 Prom From Hell.


Human Piñata

To celebrate Cinco De Mayo, we turned Klinger into a Human Piñata & let listeners take a swing.


Too Much Cargo, Not Enough Car

We've all had to haul something bigger than the car we own.


Table Tennis Tournament

Dwyer went up against Marty Offergeld in a ping pong tournament. See how he did.


Polar Bowling

The Mallards went up against the Danbury Trashers. To show our support, D&M listeners decided to take out the trash... cans.


Dale Earnhardt Jr.'s Car

 Jr. celebrated his father's birthday by painting his car to resemble his father's car.


Denise Richards & Richie Sambora

Denise Richards recently moved on from Charlie Sheen to Bon Jovi guitarist Richie Sambora & we have photos!


Keith Moon Passes Out

The Who drummer Keith Moon passed out while playing "Won't Get Fooled Again" back in '73.  Guess who filled in for him?


12 Nail Headache

An Oregon man went to the hospital complaining of a headache & they found 12 nails stuck in his skull.


I Dream Of Kelly

Thank god for white trash.  Check out the dress American Idol finalist Kelly Pickler wore to her prom.


UFC Heavyweight Champ

Tim Sylvia stopped by the studio and showed Dwyer & Michaels some moves. He recently regained his title and we have the video.


Top 10 Unsexiest Men

Who are the world's most unsexiest men? You listen to 2 of them on the radio every morning, but here's a list of the top 10.


Adult Easter Egg Hunt

Check out the action that took place at the 2006 Adult Easter Egg Hunt.


Mouse Trap Regatta

We had listeners choose bait that they thought would best catch the mouse in our office.


Iowa City Storm Photos

Take a look at the damage that was done to Iowa City after the tornado touched down on April 13.


Wash N Curl

It's more than a shampoo, it's a miracle. A shampoo that can curl your hair. Can you belive it? Neither could we, so we had listener Dawn test it.


The Ultimate Salad

Don't you hate those one-trip salad bars? If you're worried about getting your money's worth, then check this out.


Dog Vs. Paper Shredder

What happens when you run your dog's tongue through a paper shredder? Fortunately, we have the answer.


A Fake Pregnancy?

The Dwyer & Michaels show has been a little skeptical of the Cruise / Holmes pregnancy from the start.


Fish School

Finally, you can teach your fish how to swim through hoops, jump, limbo, & play soccer.


Optical Illusion

We don't know how or why this optical illusion works. Can you figure it out?


Slam Dunk?

Candace Parker became the first woman to dunk in an NCAA tournament game, but is it really considered a dunk?


Eddie Van Halen's Teeth

Everyone's been talking about Eddie's teeth.  We got the story from him on Monday, March 13.


Rednecks Gone Wild

These photos will show you the true meaning of Git-R-Done.  Check out life in the slow lane.


Basketball Blooper

We now go to the hardwood for this shocking expose. Take a close look at the guy in the #1 jersey.


The Penny Car

How do you add $300 of value to a Ford Escort? Cover it in pennies!


The Wax Museum

We visited what is possibly the worst wax museum in the world.


Wings Contest

See how Dwyer & Michaels' listeners did in a hot wing eating contest.


That Cat Is Phat!

Garfield's got nothing on this cat, which weighs in at 33 pounds.


Celebrities Yawning

No one knows for sure why we yawn, but it's really funny when celebrities do it.


Handicap Accessible?

Handicap Accessible buildings used to make life easier for those in a wheelchair.


General Lee-Roy

YEEEE-HAAAAW! Wait til the gang at the Boar's Nest sees you pull up in this bad boy.


Graham-Thrax

Davenporter Graham Ferguson got to play on stage with Anthrax & played guitar for us in the studio.


Britney's Baby Can Drive!

Apparently, Britney's 5-month old son can already drive.  Tattoos & piercing are on the way.


Celebrity Houses

See how the other half lives, unless you are a celebrity that happens to have a huge mansion.


Veggie Tale

From the waist up, he's just a carrot.  From the waist down, he's more like a horse.


Big Ben Roethlisberger

Pittsburgh quarterback Big Ben is all ready for the Superbowl... PARTYYYYY!


A Face Only Mom Could Love

Even mom is reconsidering this one. Jose Luis Gomez from Iowa makes a statement with his tattoos & he's got a message for you.


And The Winner Is...

Shropshire won a role in The People's Movie.


Maxim Hottie Harvested Locally

This lioness is appearing in the new Maxim magazine.  She's from the Quad Cities.


Dwyer Meets Rusty Wallace

Finally, Dwyer got to meet his idol! Take a look at the pictures.


Stephanie Tanner 2006

Remember Jodie Sweetin from Full House?  Well, she's all grown up now.  Sure she's addicted to crystal meth, but hey... she's HOT.


Photos From Iraq

Here's a photo gallery of the pictures sent in by our soldiers in Iraq.


Somebody Get Me A Doctor

Look at this yellow pages entry from the 2006 Sauk Valley Directory in Sterling.


Facial Recognition

Have you ever been told that you look like a celebrity? Find out which ones you really look like.


Phantom Plate

Speed cameras will soon be installed in our area, but here is a product that can help.


$25,000 Del Monte Sticker

Here's the strangest piece of currency that has ever been printed.


New Year's Eve Gala

Here's the wrap up of 2005 at the Dwyer & Michaels New Year's Eve formal.




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