Feast your eyes on a 16 year old Dwyer.  Oh yeah...who's horny now?

Let's do a caption contest.  We'll start you off:
"Go ahead and stuff me in a locker, I'll use THIS to punch my way out!"

"OK Ladies, Get it while it lasts... It only goes downhill from here."

"If you looked like this, you'd have a strong right arm too."

"I'll do anything to keep you from looking at my hair."

"Hey ladies, check out where my bicep will never be."

"You don't get muscles like this yankin your sock off every night."

"OK, I'm ready for my testosterone injection... Will it hurt?"

"Talk to the elbow, because the hand is busy."

"I'm so bad, I could kick my own ass."

"See, no more rash!  The doctor said it wasn't contagious after all."

"OK Ladies, The line starts here for a slice of beefcake."

"If you tell anyone that I am doing the dishes, I will deck you."

"Hopefully when I get older, I'll work in radio... so when I tell the ladies
how big my guns are, no one will actually be able to see them."

"Carrot Top might be available for your next event, call today."

"To get hair like this, you must lather, rinse, flex, repeat."

"With guns like this, I can be Mr. Universe... and if that falls through,
I can always become a Radio DJ."