Here's an important traveler note, courtesy of airport security in Denver:
 There will be no PENGUINS OF MASS DESTRUCTION on any of your flights.
 We know this thanks to two traveling penguins from SeaWorld in San Diego,
 California, and their handlers. . . who were visiting the Anheuser-Busch
 brewery in Colorado. When they went to board their plane back to San Diego
 at Denver International Airport, security actually made the handlers take the
 penguins out of their travel container. . . and WADDLE THROUGH SECURITY.

(--Neither penguin was carrying any weapons.)