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Snowzilla
Check out the tallest man-made snowman in the country. |
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Shoveling
Elvis's
In a startling switch from previous appearances, the Shoveling
Elvis's actually helped someone this year. |
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Carol
Of The Balls
This is one snowball fight you don't want to loose. This
reminds me of the sculpture from the class of '69. (Not safe
for work) |
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Christmas
In Paris
Joseph Moretti has upset his neighbors in the past with his
holiday displays, and he's done it again. |
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Train
Vs. Trailer
And you thought tornados were hard on mobile homes. Check
out how one holds up against a train. |
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Band
Puzzle
The names of 70 bands are pictured in this image. How many
can you find? |
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Spoiled
Brat Mitzvah
David Brooks spent $10 million on his daughter's bat mitzvah. The
night included performances by everyone from Aerosmith to 50 Cent
to Tom Petty. |
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Dishing
It Out
Nothing says you've arrived like never having to leave. Al
Jessup has 12 satellite dishes & 5000 channels. |
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Ugliest
Cars Ever
MSNBC.com just published the ugliest cars ever designed. See
if your car made the list. |
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Oprah's
Favorite Things
Some local Genesis nurses were on the "Oprah's Favorite
Things" episode. Surprisingly, they came on our show
and didn't get anything. |
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Turtle
Coffee
The worst part of waking up is finding a dead baby turtle in
your cup. |
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Mr.
Sticky Buns
Robert Dougherty had his butt super-glued to a toilet in Home
Depot, and we have the pictures. |
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The
Invisibles
Here's a fun game called "The Invisibles." Can
you guess the movies without seeing any of the actors? |
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Salaries
Of America's TV Dads
How much money does your favorite TV dad earn? Here's the
list from Salary.com. |
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Who
Needs Spell Check?
Even though every word in this paragraph is terribly misspelled,
you can still read it at a normal pace. |
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The
Sixth Toe
Halle Berry apparently has 6 toes. Take a look and decide
for yourself. |
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2005
Halloween Costume Ball
It was another great year for the Dwyer & Michaels Halloween
Costume Ball. |
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Chainsaw
Pumpkin Carving
Here's some pictures from the 2005 Chainsaw Pumpkin Carving
Contest. |
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The
Mercury Girl
If you've had the urge to buy a Mercury lately, it's
probably because of this girl. |
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The
Munster Mansion
Take an online tour of a Texan house designed after the Munster
Mansion. |
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The
Cat With 2 Tongues
One of these is born every 100 years, according to a scientist
in North Carolina. |
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Pythons
On The Loose
Pythons are on the loose in Florida. Here's evidence of
a python eating a cat & an alligator. |
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This
Sort Of Speaks For Itself
Here's some photos of the Morning Show, from back in
1993. |
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University
Of Iowa Prank
Someone snuck past security at Kinnick Stadium and used herbicide
to carve this message into the turf. |
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Kyle
Orton Spotted In Iowa City
Bear's QB Kyle Orton was at an Iowa City bar last week.
Here he is throwing a different kind of pass. |
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She's
Got Legs
Angela McNeany, law student at Drake won the "Legs Of A
Goddess" contest from Gillette. |
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Lindsay
Lohan's Benz
Lindsay Lohan got into a car wreck. Apparently all the
driving that she did in the new Herbie movie didn't help out.
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Charlotte's
Web
Keith Mannebach of Appleton, Wisconsin told us about his spider
that spelled the words "lunch" and "yummy"
in a web. |
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Celebrities
In 40 Years
Sure, they're hot now, but just wait! Mother nature and
gravity will ultimately prevail. |
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After
You've Blown It
Take a look at this inspirational book. The publishers
freaked out when they saw the cover. |
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Grave
Digger
Hot Steamy Action ... of a monster truck. |
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Barbara
Dawson
News Channel 8's Barbara Dawson filled in for Beth, and
we snagged these pictures off her camera. |
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It's
An Illusion
Welcome to the world of magic! Look at this picture and
watch as we screw up your eyesight. |
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How
Bad Is It?
Take a look at these before & after aerial shots of New
Orleans. |
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Photoshop
Contest
Here are some photoshopped pictures of our grannies. The winner
won REO/Styx tickets. |
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Human
Cannonball
As if the border crossing problem wasn't bad enough, check
out how this guy got into the United States. |
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Granny
Grand Prix
Here's the action that took place at the 2005 Granny Grand
Prix. |
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Freak
Of The Week
We spoke to Frank Ames, the holder of the world record for the
longest eyebrow hair. |
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Separated
At Birth?
Paris Hilton and Macaulay Culkin. Could it be? |
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New
NHL Jersey
Michaels predicts this will be the fastest selling souvenir
jersey in the NHL this season! |
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Extreme
Themepark
Looks like Seaworld is getting into the "extreme"
thrill business. |
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Free
Shit
There's no telling what kind of treasure you could find in
this man's front yard. |
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Studio
In The Sky
Here's some photos from the Studio In The Sky at the corner
of Kimberly Road & Bridge Avenue. |
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Gold
Digger
Patrick Tribett was arrested while trying to buy spray paint.
Look at his mug shot & you'll see why. |
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Hurricane
Emily Update
For most people, Hurricane Emily was a disaster, but some people
took advantage of the situation. |
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Bush
Embraces Flip-Flopping?
The NCAA Champion Lacrosse Team won a trip to the White House
& half of the team wore flip-flops. |
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Beth's
Mexican Vacation
Here are the gratuitous pictures from Beth's vacation. Thank
God she doesn't like winter sports. |
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Funeral
For A Fan
When Steelers fan James Henry Smith died, his family displayed
his body in a recliner. |
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Progress
In Iraq?
You want evidence of our progress in Iraq? |
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Dwyer
& Michaels Car Show
Here's the photos from the 5th Annual Dwyer & Michaels
Car Show. |
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Slyder
Run 2005
Here's the photos from the 7th Annual Dwyer & Michaels
White Castle Slyder Run. |
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Donny
Visits The Quad Cities
Donny Osmond came to the Quad Cities and Beth was there.
Evidently, the restraining order doesn't apply in Iowa. |
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John
Waite
Take a look at picture to the left. You've seen this
picture before, but not on an album. |
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Take
The Plunge!
Jen & John Murphy "take the plunge" at the Riverside
Family Aquatic Center. |
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Why
Women Outlive Men
In the U.S., Women outlive men by about 7 years. These guys
are trying to get that number up to 10. |
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Phil
Spector's New Hair Style
Phil Spector showed up at his murder trial with a "new"
hair style. However, we found out that this isn't the
first time he wore this 'do. |
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One
Club Tournament
Here's the photos from this year's tournament at Hidden
Hills Golf Course in Bettendorf. |
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Stevel
Knievel
If all you did was mow the lawn on Sunday, check out this outdoor
activity from Atkinson, Illinois. |
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King
Tut's Face Revealed
Here's are some CT Scans of what King Tut's face may
have looked like. |
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Porn
Or Not?
Wild, crazy, hot, steamy action! You won't find any
of that in this "porn" gallery. |
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Prom
From Hell 2005
Here's the photo gallery for the 10th Anniversary of Prom
From Hell. |
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Wiener Dog
Drag Racing
Dachshunds raced on ice during a QC Mallards game in the
first ever Wiener Dog Drag Races. |
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Penguins
Of Mass Destruction
Attention travelers! Airport security is cracking down
on pets in carriers, even if they're harmless. |
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Table
For Sale
But wait! If you look close, there's more than just a table
pictured here. |
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Wrestle
The Bear
Four women attempted to wrestle a bear in order to win WWE tickets.
Could the ladies defeat the bear? |
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FedEx
Logo
There is something hidden in the FedEx logo that you have probably
never noticed before. |
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Adult
Easter Egg Hunt 2005
Watch the action that took place at the 2005 Adult Easter Egg
Hunt. |
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Playmate
Arrested
Miss April 1989 Jennifer Jackson was arrested for stealing tools.
Here's the "now & then" photos. |
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EWWWWW!!
Check it out! Here's our gallery of celebrities without
make-up. |
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Before
There Were 2 Dorks...
There was 1 dork. This picture will let you know how big
of a stud Dwyer was in high school. |
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Shoulda
Never Got Married
Here's a list of married women who probably shouldn't
hyphenate their last names. |
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Human
Basketball
This is one of the coolest sports videos we have ever seen.
But, is it real? See the movie & photos. |
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Paris
Hilton's Cell Phone
Paris Hilton's cell phone was hacked and supposedly these
pictures are from her phone. |
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The
WCW Sex Scandal Teacher
Before she started having sex with one of her students, Ms.
Turner was known as Ms. Nitro 97. |
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Technology
For Country Folk
For everyone who isn't caught up on computer terms, here's
the redneck guide to technology. |
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Frozen
Waste Nails Car
What would happen if a huge chunk of ice fell from the sky and
hit your car? |
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G.I.
Joe Captured In Iraq
Iraqi insurgents claimed to have taken an American soldier hostage,
and threatened to behead him unless Iraqi prisoners were set free. |
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Nice
Plates
Hummer H2: $50,000
27 gallons of gas: $52.65
Sneaking these plates past the DMV: Priceless |
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Toothache
Patrick Lawler unknowingly shot himself in the head with a nailgun...
Unknowingly? |
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Ship
Of Fools
Dwyer & Michaels went to the Gulf Of Mexico on a cruise
ship with their listeners. |
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Elvis
Has Entered The Building
The Shoveling Elvis' returned for the first big snowfall
of 2005. |
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Youngest
Monster Truck Driver
Here's some photos of Murphy McCrorey, driving the McGruff
Monster Truck at age 14. |
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New
Year's Eve Gala
This is how the morning show rang in the new year. Video
provided by Emerald Motion Productions. |
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