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Snowzilla

Check out the tallest man-made snowman in the country.


Shoveling Elvis's

In a startling switch from previous appearances, the Shoveling Elvis's actually helped someone this year.


Carol Of The Balls

This is one snowball fight you don't want to loose. This reminds me of the sculpture from the class of '69. (Not safe for work)


Christmas In Paris

Joseph Moretti has upset his neighbors in the past with his holiday displays, and he's done it again.


Train Vs. Trailer

And you thought tornados were hard on mobile homes. Check out how one holds up against a train.


Band Puzzle

The names of 70 bands are pictured in this image. How many can you find?


Spoiled Brat Mitzvah

David Brooks spent $10 million on his daughter's bat mitzvah. The night included performances by everyone from Aerosmith to 50 Cent to Tom Petty.


Dishing It Out

Nothing says you've arrived like never having to leave. Al Jessup has 12 satellite dishes & 5000 channels.


Ugliest Cars Ever

MSNBC.com just published the ugliest cars ever designed. See if your car made the list.


Oprah's Favorite Things

Some local Genesis nurses were on the "Oprah's Favorite Things" episode. Surprisingly, they came on our show and didn't get anything.


Turtle Coffee

The worst part of waking up is finding a dead baby turtle in your cup.


Mr. Sticky Buns

Robert Dougherty had his butt super-glued to a toilet in Home Depot, and we have the pictures.


The Invisibles

Here's a fun game called "The Invisibles." Can you guess the movies without seeing any of the actors?


Salaries Of America's TV Dads

How much money does your favorite TV dad earn? Here's the list from Salary.com.


Who Needs Spell Check?

Even though every word in this paragraph is terribly misspelled, you can still read it at a normal pace.


The Sixth Toe

Halle Berry apparently has 6 toes.  Take a look and decide for yourself.


2005 Halloween Costume Ball

It was another great year for the Dwyer & Michaels Halloween Costume Ball.


Chainsaw Pumpkin Carving

Here's some pictures from the 2005 Chainsaw Pumpkin Carving Contest.


The Mercury Girl

If you've had the urge to buy a Mercury lately, it's probably because of this girl.


The Munster Mansion

Take an online tour of a Texan house designed after the Munster Mansion.


The Cat With 2 Tongues

One of these is born every 100 years, according to a scientist in North Carolina.


Pythons On The Loose

Pythons are on the loose in Florida. Here's evidence of a python eating a cat & an alligator.


This Sort Of Speaks For Itself

Here's some photos of the Morning Show, from back in 1993.


University Of Iowa Prank

Someone snuck past security at Kinnick Stadium and used herbicide to carve this message into the turf.


Kyle Orton Spotted In Iowa City

Bear's QB Kyle Orton was at an Iowa City bar last week. Here he is throwing a different kind of pass.


She's Got Legs

Angela McNeany, law student at Drake won the "Legs Of A Goddess" contest from Gillette.


Lindsay Lohan's Benz

Lindsay Lohan got into a car wreck. Apparently all the driving that she did in the new Herbie movie didn't help out.


Charlotte's Web

Keith Mannebach of Appleton, Wisconsin told us about his spider that spelled the words "lunch" and "yummy" in a web.


Celebrities In 40 Years

Sure, they're hot now, but just wait! Mother nature and gravity will ultimately prevail.


After You've Blown It

Take a look at this inspirational book. The publishers freaked out when they saw the cover.


Grave Digger

Hot Steamy Action ... of a monster truck.


Barbara Dawson

News Channel 8's Barbara Dawson filled in for Beth, and we snagged these pictures off her camera.


It's An Illusion

Welcome to the world of magic!  Look at this picture and watch as we screw up your eyesight.


How Bad Is It?

Take a look at these before & after aerial shots of New Orleans.


Photoshop Contest

Here are some photoshopped pictures of our grannies. The winner won REO/Styx tickets.


Human Cannonball

As if the border crossing problem wasn't bad enough, check out how this guy got into the United States.


Granny Grand Prix

Here's the action that took place at the 2005 Granny Grand Prix.


Freak Of The Week

We spoke to Frank Ames, the holder of the world record for the longest eyebrow hair.


Separated At Birth?

Paris Hilton and Macaulay Culkin.  Could it be?


New NHL Jersey

Michaels predicts this will be the fastest selling souvenir jersey in the NHL this season!


Extreme Themepark

Looks like Seaworld is getting into the "extreme" thrill business.


Free Shit

There's no telling what kind of treasure you could find in this man's front yard.


Studio In The Sky

Here's some photos from the Studio In The Sky at the corner of Kimberly Road & Bridge Avenue.


Gold Digger

Patrick Tribett was arrested while trying to buy spray paint.  Look at his mug shot & you'll see why.


Hurricane Emily Update

For most people, Hurricane Emily was a disaster, but some people took advantage of the situation.


Bush Embraces Flip-Flopping?

The NCAA Champion Lacrosse Team won a trip to the White House & half of the team wore flip-flops.


Beth's Mexican Vacation

Here are the gratuitous pictures from Beth's vacation. Thank God she doesn't like winter sports.


Funeral For A Fan

When Steelers fan James Henry Smith died, his family displayed his body in a recliner.


Progress In Iraq?

You want evidence of our progress in Iraq?


Dwyer & Michaels Car Show

Here's the photos from the 5th Annual Dwyer & Michaels Car Show.


Slyder Run 2005

Here's the photos from the 7th Annual Dwyer & Michaels White Castle Slyder Run.


Donny Visits The Quad Cities

Donny Osmond came to the Quad Cities and Beth was there.  Evidently, the restraining order doesn't apply in Iowa.


John Waite

Take a look at picture to the left.  You've seen this picture before, but not on an album.


Take The Plunge!

Jen & John Murphy "take the plunge" at the Riverside Family Aquatic Center.


Why Women Outlive Men

In the U.S., Women outlive men by about 7 years. These guys are trying to get that number up to 10.


Phil Spector's New Hair Style

Phil Spector showed up at his murder trial with a "new" hair style. However, we found out that this isn't the first time he wore this 'do.


One Club Tournament

Here's the photos from this year's tournament at Hidden Hills Golf Course in Bettendorf.


Stevel Knievel

If all you did was mow the lawn on Sunday, check out this outdoor activity from Atkinson, Illinois.


King Tut's Face Revealed

Here's are some CT Scans of what King Tut's face may have looked like.


Porn Or Not?

Wild, crazy, hot, steamy action!  You won't find any of that in this "porn" gallery.


Prom From Hell 2005

Here's the photo gallery for the 10th Anniversary of Prom From Hell.


Wiener Dog Drag Racing

Dachshunds raced on ice during a QC Mallards game in the first ever Wiener Dog Drag Races.


Penguins Of Mass Destruction

Attention travelers!  Airport security is cracking down on pets in carriers, even if they're harmless.


Table For Sale

But wait! If you look close, there's more than just a table pictured here.


Wrestle The Bear

Four women attempted to wrestle a bear in order to win WWE tickets. Could the ladies defeat the bear?


FedEx Logo

There is something hidden in the FedEx logo that you have probably never noticed before.


Adult Easter Egg Hunt 2005

Watch the action that took place at the 2005 Adult Easter Egg Hunt.


Playmate Arrested

Miss April 1989 Jennifer Jackson was arrested for stealing tools.  Here's the "now & then" photos.


EWWWWW!!

Check it out! Here's our gallery of celebrities without make-up.


Before There Were 2 Dorks...

There was 1 dork. This picture will let you know how big of a stud Dwyer was in high school.


Shoulda Never Got Married

Here's a list of married women who probably shouldn't hyphenate their last names.


Human Basketball

This is one of the coolest sports videos we have ever seen. But, is it real? See the movie & photos.


Paris Hilton's Cell Phone

Paris Hilton's cell phone was hacked and supposedly these pictures are from her phone.


The WCW Sex Scandal Teacher

Before she started having sex with one of her students, Ms. Turner was known as Ms. Nitro 97.


Technology For Country Folk

For everyone who isn't caught up on computer terms, here's the redneck guide to technology.


Frozen Waste Nails Car

What would happen if a huge chunk of ice fell from the sky and hit your car?


G.I. Joe Captured In Iraq

Iraqi insurgents claimed to have taken an American soldier hostage, and threatened to behead him unless Iraqi prisoners were set free.


Nice Plates

Hummer H2: $50,000
27 gallons of gas: $52.65
 Sneaking these plates past the DMV: Priceless


Toothache

Patrick Lawler unknowingly shot himself in the head with a nailgun... Unknowingly?


Ship Of Fools

Dwyer & Michaels went to the Gulf Of Mexico on a cruise ship with their listeners.


Elvis Has Entered The Building

The Shoveling Elvis' returned for the first big snowfall of 2005.


Youngest Monster Truck Driver

Here's some photos of Murphy McCrorey, driving the McGruff Monster Truck at age 14.


New Year's Eve Gala

This is how the morning show rang in the new year. Video provided by Emerald Motion Productions.




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