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Incriminating Evidence

Take a look at the items found in Scott Peterson's car; including survival equipment, over $14,000 and four cell phones.


BULL-oney

Wow! Have you seen the filet on this bull in downtown Moline?


Semi Drag Racing

Dwyer & Michaels hit the Cordova Dragway to see who really has the lead foot.


Birthday Prank

These co-workers used the Post-It Note idea to celebrate someone's birthday.


Swamp Ape

Jennifer didn't take any pictures of the swamp ape, but she did have a very believable drawing.


Clinton Library Design Evolution

This is the final design of the Clinton Library. We also found the designs that were rejected.


A Needle In A Haystack

Brad lost his wedding ring while raking leaves. The only problem was that he had 28 bags of leaves.


Burnout

Dwyer was a burn-out in high school, but he gave a whole new meaning to the phrase at Duck Creek Tire in Bettendorf.


The Late Show Tattoos

Ryan Carney loves The Late Show with David Letterman so much that he had the staff's pictures tattooed on his legs!


Friendly With A Tarantula

Visitors from the Shedd Aquarium brought some of their friends from the hands-on exhibit. Bill got a little friendly with a tarantula!


Chainsaw Pumpkin Carving

Here are some photos and the video from the 2nd Annual Chainsaw Pumpkin Carving Contest.


Halloween Costume Ball 2004

Here are some photos and the video from the 2nd Annual Halloween Costume Ball.


Camp Cupcake

Here are the exclusive photos from the inside of Camp Cupcake, where Martha Stewart resides.


Back From Iraq

Jermaine Cox stopped by the show with some interesting items from Iraq.


President Bush

President Bush visited the Quad Cities while he was campaigning. Michaels attended the event and took some great pictures.


Boobs Or Butt?

Is it a pair of hands grabbing boobs or is it two boney hands grabbing butt cheeks?


Meet Mr. Elastic

Mr. Elastic and his son can both turn their feet around 180 degrees.


Hot Air Balloon Noggin'

Is it us, or is John Basedow's head too big for his body?  Too much head and too much neck.


Tommy Lee Joins The Huskers

Tommy Lee's career can only get better, as he is now on the drum line for the Corn Huskers.


I Got Drunk & Woke Up Like This

The good thing about going out and getting drunk, is that you always know your friends will take good care of you.


Elton John

Elton John, a fine tennis player... with all the grace of a sea lion.


Hubba Hubba!

Behold the chubby goodness of Martha Stewart in her sexy, one piece black bathing suit.


A Lost Wedding Ring

A 44-year old woman found a wedding ring inside of the skin on her ring finger.


What's Wrong With This Picture?

Can the sound of jackhammers adversely affect an unborn baby? This woman thinks so, and is complaining to officials to help protect her baby.


Van Halen At The Mark

Van Halen visits the Quad Cites and we have some exclusive photos from the front rows.


Van Halen Roadie Rodeo

Four roadies competed to be the roadie for Van Halen. Imagine what happened to the winner.


Beth's Vacation Photos

Beth picks up a local while on vacation. We have the before and after pictures of the lizard!


The Housing Market

Here is a real "find" in the housing market.  Browse through this real estate listing and see if you can find the blooper.


Longest Eared Dog In The World

Dumbo would be jealous if he saw the flappers on the longest eared dog in the world.


Bill O'Reilly Gets Burned

We have the transcript from the September 3rd O'Reilly Factor.  Pay attention to the name and location of the writer.


Murderous Mary

The day after Mary tossed a handler into a concession stand and stomped on a guy's head, she was hung from a railroad derrick car.


Newly Redesigned Public Toilets

Feel comfortable using this toilet in public? We have photos of what it looks like from the outside.


A New World Record

This man set a world record by squirting milk from his eye. He broke the record of a 8.5 foot squirt.


Annoy Your Co-Workers

Here are a few different ways to annoy your co-workers while amusing yourself.


Mr. Britney Spears Update

How do you rebound after Britney Spears dumps you? You spend a night on the town in Miami with a female impersonator named Ana.


Granny Grand Prix

Here are the photos and videos from the 2nd Annual Granny Grand Prix.


The Army's New Rifle

The army is replacing the M-16 with this new XM8 rifle.  We have photos of the rifles they turned down.


What Ever Happened To...

What ever happened to Paul from The Wonder Years and another famous Football Player / Movie Star?


Men's Water Polo

Beth made us put this picture up, and frankly, we find it very offensive.


The 2004 Olympics

For our first event, Boobilicious Water Polo, and for our second event, Bootilicious Volleyball.


Stowaway

A Cuban woman shipped herself to Miami in a box the size of a filing cabinet. Fritz found out how hard it is to actually squeeze into a filing cabinet.


Our Favorite Olympian

Ron entered himself into the Men's Synchronized Springboard Diving Competition. Sadly, he was disqualified for not having a diving partner.


Kirk Walks Onto A Movie Set

While auditioning for "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" in New York, captain Kirk walked onto the set of "Lord of War" with a video camera.


Nice Paint Job!

This guy has the greatest job in the world, a plumber who can appreciate a working toilet.


Déjà Vu

Another Dwyer & Michaels sign has been spotted in the same week on The Today Show!


The Today Show

Listener Ashley visited the set of The Today Show and wanted to say "Hello, Quad Cities."


What Kind Of Journey?

Michaels' youngest daughter had to have her tonsils and adenoids taken out. To explain the process, she got a book called "Your T&A Journey."


Who's Daughters Are Hotter?

Bush's Daughters VS. Kerry's Daughters... If the election was based on the daughters, who would turn out to be the winner?


Will Smith's $1.8 Million Trailer

Here are the photos of Will Smith's double story, 75-foot, 200 ton, custom built trailer, which he affectionately calls "Babygirl."


23 Year Old Teacher Arrested

A 23 year old teacher was arrested for having sex with one of her 14 year old students.


More Fun Than Dive Sticks

Pat was teaching his wife how to drive, when she overcompensated for an oncoming car.


Bootylicious!

Ebony went to a hair salon in London and said she wanted to look like Beyonce.  We think you'll agree that they look like twins separated at birth.


Greetings From Iraq

We received this photo of Ted Nugent, with Bill Suggs of the Quad Cities, currently stationed in Iraq.


Classic Car Show 2004

Check out the great cars entered into the annual Dwyer & Michaels Classic Car Show.


Slyder Run 2004

Here's the infamous journey to the White Castle in Joliet, Illinois for an order of over 6000 slyders.


Miss Iowa Hippity Hop

Dwyer & Michaels had the girls from the Miss Iowa Pageant in the studio, and then brought them outside for some real fun!


The Big Schwag

The Big Schwag from Monster Garage stopped by the studio.


Scenes From Inside The Show

Here are some photos from the Van Halen kickoff show in Greensboro, North Carolina.


Van Halen Tour

Captain Kirk went to Greensboro, North Carolina for the kickoff of Van Halen's tour and he ran into Sammy Hagar!


The Bridge Monster Strikes Back

The truck driver made it all the way under the bridge, but not without a few bends and scratches.


Cucumber Lands A Plane

Greg "Cucumber" Dwyer attempts to land a plane and we caught the entire event on video!


The Multi-Million Dollar Garage

Here is Seinfeld's multi million dollar luxury garage, made to hold all of his Porsches.


Bettendorf Drumline With Shania

Shania Twain got some help from the Bettendorf High School Drumline during her Q.C. performance.


One Club Tournament

A great day for golf and relaxation at Hidden Hill Golf Course, right outside of Bettendorf.


Better Than Free Gas

Just guess how many people show up for gas when they get PAID 10 cents a gallon to fill up.


Prom From Hell 2004

Here are the pictures and video from Dwyer & Michaels Annual Prom From Hell.


50 Cubic Feet Of Popcorn

Crazy Legs Conti attempted to eat his way out of 50 cubic feet of popcorn.


The Real Life Ken & Barbie

These two people had over 40 surgeries each so that they would look like Ken and Barbie.


The Swing's First Home Run

Jack Hill of Davenport was the first person to slide into home at the new John O' Donnell stadium.


The Iraq Experience

These photos will show you what it's really like in Iraq, and no, this is not a lamp store.


Adult Easter Egg Hunt 2004

Adults still hunt for Easter eggs, especially when one of them contains a 1 carat diamond.


We Will Rock You!

Imagine waking up in the middle of the night, only to find an 8-ton boulder in your house.


Dwyer's Haircut

Hollywood Hair Guy Dean Banowetz from American Idol stopped by the Quad Cities to give Dwyer his famous "you're a big boy now" haircut.


Vacation Greetings From Beth

Beth sent us this photo while she was on vacation, which has been edited to make it safe for work.


Steamwheeler Day In The Studio

LaRico Cole stopped by the studio for a karaoke contest, and Bear Brown played a game of strip basketball with Beth and Kirk.


Kurt Warner's Bowling Streak

Kurt Warner stopped by the Quad Cites and visited a few businesses. He stopped by Bowlmor Lanes and we have his bowling shoes & scorecard.


Us Magazine Blooper

The editors of Us Magazine overlooked this photo, where you can clearly see what God gave the man.


Rob Reiner & Martin Sheen

Rob & Martin stopped by the studio to help campaign for Howard Dean, and Dwyer accidentally said he was going to vote for Bush.


Bald Eagle Days

A few of our flying friends stopped by the studio and made all of us run for cover.


Chicken Man Robbery

A man dressed in a chicken outfit robbed a grocery store and didn't get caught, so call the police if you know anyone that owns a chicken costume.


The Crane Game

This boy got stuck inside of the crane game after crawling through the chute where the prizes fall.




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