Ultimate Photoshop Contest Listeners created "Photoshopped" Christmas Cards for the Morning Show, in order to win a digital camera.  Here are all of the submissions.
Suggested Haircuts For Dwyer This picture started the madness. See what haircuts our listeners recommended for Dwyer.
Turkey Calling Contest One turkey & multiple dishes of food. The first person to call the turkey over to their dish wins. Of course it took 45 minutes for the turkey to eat.
Travolta's Florida Mansion Here's Travolta's new mansion, featuring hangars for a Boeing 707, a Gulfstream II, and a heli-pad. The garage fits 10 vehicles and 8 apartments.
Women of Wal-Mart Kristi from Sterling, Illinois made it to Playboy's "Women of Wal-Mart" pictorial.
Funny Tombstone Here's a tombstone sentiment that on the surface appears a touching remembrance of a dear friend. The first letter of each line tells the true story.
Jeff Reynaert's New Helmet Here is Quad City Mallard Goalie Jeff Reynaert's new helmet, designed by Big River Customs.
2003 Halloween Costume Ball Check out our photo gallery from the 2003 Halloween Costume Ball.
Michaels Is... Roy Horn See how Sara, the make-up artist, turned Michaels into Roy Horn.
Hot For Teacher Contest These are the hottest teachers in the Quad City Area. Listeners voted on 60 teachers and here's who came out on top.
Chainsaw Pumpkin Carving Here's the footage from our Chainsaw Pumpkin Carving Contest. This was one of the top 10 Halloween Events on ESPN.
Halloween Make-Up Tricks Check out this "3rd Degree Burn" which was made from dryer sheets, gelatin, and spirit gum.
Dwyer's First Cubs Game Dwyer shows up to the final Cubs playoff game. We have footage of Dwyer's disappointment when they lost (which was aired on Good Morning America).
The Most Notorious Cubs Fan This is the one Cubs fan that you DON'T want to be. We have footage showing that somebody else might have also interfered with the play.
Foot Talent Contest Watch as these contestants apply make-up with their feet, sign autographs with their feet, and even make a sandwich with their feet.
The Mullet Hunt Here are photos from The Mullet Hunter Contest. The mullet hunter that captured the essence of the best mullet in town won Aerosmith / Kiss tickets.
The Giant Mantis Beth overcomes her fear of "The Mantis". Here's some pictures of her struggle.
Michaels At Deere Run Michaels golfs (badly) with golfing legend Kirk Triplett at Deere Run.
Miracle Man? Ron Hunt claims that this drill bit was stuck in his head and he lived. Here is some some evidence that proves this is actually a hoax.
Some Material Girl-Girl Action Here are the photos of the infamous Britney / Madonna kiss, including a large close-up photo.
Granny Grand Prix 2003 Here are the pictures from the 1st Annual Granny Grand Prix, including bonus "Granny Smack Talk".
Captain Kirk is Batman  A listener needed help getting a bat out of her house, so we sent Captain Kirk aka Batman over to her house to get rid of the bat.
Beth Meets Donny Osmond Beth met Donny Osmond at an audition for his game show "Pyramid". She didn't make the cut, but she did get to cop a feel on Donny.
The Unknown Bug Captain Kirk found this bug on his sidewalk. Do you know what it is? Rich at Kenny's Pest Control identified it as a Stag Beetle.
Arnold Schwarzenegger Yes, this really is former Mr. Olympia, Arnold Schwarzenegger before his Terminator 3 workout.
Jim Cox Goes Fishing Jim Cox, the Quad City Mallards' first radio broadcaster, caught a 172.2 pound yellowfin tuna.
Kirk's Brush With Greatness While in Orlando, Captain Kirk spied on NBA phenomenon LeBron James at Emeril's.
The Incredible Hulk A 6-year old girl from England won this Hulk doll at a local fair, complete with 2" dong. We think we've figured out what makes him so "Incredible."
Alyssa Milano Here's Alyssa Milano, doing her best to motivate the troops. Let's all stand & sing "God Bless America."
White Castle Day 2003 Here's our trip to Joliet to pick up some hot, fresh sliders from White Castle & deliver them to the QC.
D&M 2003 Car Show Here is a glimpse of the 2003 car show, including women in bikinis and..... oh yeah, the cars.
Statistics In a survey, 42% of American women say that they like hair on a man, rather than a hairless man.  We're pretty sure they would change their opinion if they woke up next to THIS guy.
Hello Hello A listener tipped us off to this "Chef / Sandwich Board Man" saying "Hello" to someone who didn't stop for his "Fastest 1/2 Hour Lunch."
Two Headed Turtle Gabrielle has many odd pets.  Her newest pet is this Two Headed Turtle.
Pennies For The Chickies Dwyer & Michaels had people show up in The Mark parking lot and count the change in their car.  The person with the most won Dixie Chicks tickets.
Prom From Hell 2003 The theme for 2003 was "How Deep Is Your Love" and if you weren't there, here's what you missed.
Wedding Ring Dwyer & Michaels asked for people who were engaged or married without a ring. Lelia called in and told us that she's been married for 22 years, and she still doesn't have a ring.
Polka Dot House Stan was told that he couldn't put an addition on his house because his neighbors have houses on the Historic Registry, so he decided to paint his house.
Engagement Photo Here is an engagement photo that Nate submitted to the newspaper & almost cost him his wedding.
The Bridge Monster Strikes This time the truck made it all the way under the bridge on Brady Street, and our driver gave his truck a homemade convertible job.
Christina Aguilera's New Look! Here are some actual photos of Christina's new "fuller" figure.
Superman Ultimate Flight Ralph and 2 listeners were able to spend the morning at Six Flags Great America and be among the first to ride their newest roller coaster.
View From The Slough Dwyer & Michaels handed out cameras to the people in the "Q Slough" at the Steamwheelers game to "capture the essence of the Q Slough."
Adult Easter Egg Hunt 2003 Dwyer & Michaels entered the candy ring to see who the ultimate candy connoisseur is. Even a blindfold didn't stop Bill Michaels from being crowned the King of Candy Bars!
Photo From The Front This photo proves that you really can't have fun in Iraq. It was sent to us by a soldier serving in the Middle East.
Former Cardinal Hall of Famers Jet Magazine did an article on four former St. Louis Cardinals players, but they intentionally omitted the stats of one player.  Guess who it is.
Mohammad Said Al-Sahaf The site www.somethingawful.com put together some of Mohammad Said Al-Sahaf's Greatest Hits.
Photoshop A Kid's Book The site www.fark.com had a Photoshop contest for kid's books that you'll never see in the library.
Beth Tries Botox Dr. Van Raalte from Iowa Plastic Surgery came into the studio to put Beth under the needle.
Steamwheeler For A Day This listener was the lucky winner of our contest, and he became a Steamwheeler for a day.
Saddam's Body Double Is it just us or does Will Farrell do a better Saddam Hussein impression on SNL?
Hollywood Makeover Here's the winner of the Hollywood Makeover Prize Package! Dean Banowetz was in town to give her a head to toe makeover.
"Separated At Birth" Porn Star Ron Jeremy next to his separated twin, Al Qaeda terrorist Khalid Shaikh Mohammed.
Parade Magazine Dwyer & Michaels finally received their prize package from Parade Magazine, and they gave it away on the air.
Joe Millionaire Zora Andrich, from Fox's TV show Joe Millionaire poses for these Powerco, Inc. photos.