The World's Biggest Remote! We asked listeners for the biggest remote. Here is a remote we received that can launch a space shuttle, fire your 8 track player, and double as a dumbbell. Ralph Tests The "Ove Glove" First we put the glove to the test with a lighter and hot soldering iron! Next, Bill gets ready for the "real" test, a propane torch! Hottest Cartoon Character Ever We all remember Jessica Claus from Santa Claus is coming to town. We think we know where she got her inspiration from to look that good! Jacko On Trial Michael Jackson recently appeared in a Santa Barbra Court wearing a surgical mask. 'Tis the Season Sue Salah of Royal Oak Michigan, had some help hanging her lights, at least for a little while. She finally took down her little Christmas "Joke" when the police complained that they were receiving too many calls from 911 from her neighbors. The Bridge Monster Strikes The Brady Street Bridge Monster Strikes Again and this time the beer is a flowing.  With the truck not going anywhere, help yourself to the beer inside. Out Of This World Proposal Spaceman Steve, took advantage of the Chippendales show at Stars & Stripes to ask his girlfriend for her space suit in marriage. Midget Wrestlers Puppet and Teo made "short" work of Michaels when he wouldn't keep his mouth shut! Attention Chicago Bears Fans To get your FREE Bears hat, head to any Quad City Grocery Store. When the checker asks you paper or plastic, Say, "PAPER." There you go! Welcome to the State of Iowa No your eyes are not deceiving you, The careful crew that painted this took their time to make sure there were no spelling mistakes! Pumpkin Drop 2002 The pumpkin rests menacingly over its victim, Dave's SWEET pick-up truck, before it is hoisted almost 100 feet in the air! The Most Annoying Neighbor D&M asked for the Most Annoying Neighbor in the Quad Cities. Tiffany's dad made a metal sculpture in the yard so that she would have to tell her boyfriends "Turn at the Metal Chicken in the Yard". Jared The Subway Man After two years of the Subway Diet, Ralph was finally able to meet the guy that got the whole thing started! Haunted House? A listener sent us this photo of a house that had been vacant for months. Is there a woman in the window on this picture or not? Fordzilla Shirt Shooting Debut Fordzilla makes its shirt shooting debut at the Quad City Mallards Game. Fordzilla shirt shooting videos are included for your entertainment. Creepy Tombstone New Bedford Cemetery Tombstone! Take a look at the close-ups below of the creepy epitaph and eye symbol! Old Moline Hospital Implosion After the first round of dynamite was detonated, the second round was let off, and now only rubble remains where the hospital use to be! Buttlickin Ave. & Fagdaddy St. If you look up Marycrest University on www.mapquest.com take a look at what side streets come up! Breaking Bottles On Our Heads Dwyer was first to break a bottle over his own head! Michaels was next as Kirk took joy in whacking Bill over the head. Beth received her bottle to the head from Michaels. And Ralph was taken out "execution style" by Dwyer, Michaels and Beth! Hey... It's Healthy! Medical proof that looking at boobs is good for men. Check out the whole article. Summer Sled Plunge! To test Steve Coleman's invention Summer Sled Dwyer and Michaels sent Ralph down the hill at Prospect Park In Moline, through these trash cans, and to his death! Unfortunately, Ralph survived the ride down the hill, but his clothes didn't! Karaoke Champion Here is National Karaoke Contestant, Torron McDuffy as he performs his exclusive concert at Radio Shack at Cumberland Square in Bettendorf. D&M Test Their "Guy Cards" Dwyer and Michaels successfully welded two pipes together this morning. Then after capping one end of the pipe, they tested the seal on them by hooking them up to the hose to make sure they won't leak. The Junkyard Ghost Puckett's Junkyard Ghost! Here are the still images of the ghost from Puckett's Salvage Yard. Plastic Surgery At It's Best 82 year old Phyllis Porter spoke with Dwyer & Michaels about the extensive plastic surgery she had done to make herself feel better! One Smart Chicken A casino in Evansville, IN gives you the chance to win $5,000. All you have to do is beat the chicken in a game of Tic Tac Toe. To date, about 4,000 people have played... there have only been TWO winners! Mold-A-Rama Here are the wax figurines which can be made in Mold-a-rama's nationwide. Dale Earnhardt's Twin Here it is!  Dale Earnhardt as a goat! Dwyer and Michaels talked to Jerry Pierson who owns "Lil Dale." You Are The Weakest Link In order to prepare Dwyer for his audition for The Weakest Link, we played "Correct or Snapple".   The loser of his breakfast and of the contest is... Ralph! A Current Affair This is what is left of a Colorado flight instructor's personal aircraft. The instructor was having an affair with a female student and her husband found out. The husband reacted calmly by destroying the instructor's plane with a chainsaw! Poop Drop Here it is! Ralph Mid-Air on the Air Glory at the Mississippi Valley Fairgrounds! Thank you very much to the listener who was able to capture this "cute" picture of Ralph. Air Drop Ralph Rode "Air Glory" at the Mississippi Valley Fair! Ralph was strapped into a harness and hoisted into the air! Hanging high above the Fairgrounds, he waited in anticipation. Brooke Burns! While we were at DJ school in New Orleans, we were able to hang out with Brooke Burns from NBC's Dog Eat Dog. As you can see, she got one look at us and ripped our clothes off! Wedding Gifts Here are pictures of the wedding card & the gigantic fork and spoon set that we sent to the happy newlyweds, Nicholas Cage and Lisa Marie Presley. D&M Postal Rate Protest Dwyer & Michaels' protested the postal rate increase by raising and dropping an old postal delivery jeep from 30 feet in the air. Our sponsors then ran over the wreckage with their own jeep! My Dinner with Kurt Angle Ralph agreed to shave his head to meet Kurt Angle and have dinner with him! Five lucky D&M listeners also got to meet Angle, have dinner with him AND have their heads shaved at Intermission. Annual White Castle Slyder Run Grounded planes...but not for long! Rain the night before the Slyder run pushed the schedule off about an hour but our fearless pilots took to the air and brought hot lunch to the Quad Cities once again! 2nd Annual Classic Car Show Thanks to everyone who entered their great cars and those who came out to enjoy them!  Don't forget the lucky guy who won a ride in the Batmobile! Batman Pays a Visit to the QCA Dwyer & Michaels wanted to know if Batman could get breakfast and have it charged to Commissioner Gordon's Account!?!? That's a BIG Fish Annette Buskirk is looking for a new home for her pet fish! Pacu the Piranha weighs 30 pounds and is 2 1/2 feet long! She can't afford to feed him the three meals a day he requires now! Bill & Ralph Ride The Blue Flash The Blue Flash Roller Coaster was built by John Ivers in the backyard of his home. Bill and Ralph were lucky enough to travel to Bruceville, Indiana and experience the Blue Flash for themselves! 9/11 Commemorative $20 Bill Here's the play by play to folding your $20 bill to look like the Pentagon burning on one side and the World Trade Center on fire on the other! And then there's Bill's dirty version of the $20 folding! He thinks it looks like a woman's privates! Anna Kournikova? A judge ordered Penthouse to stop distributing its June 2002 issue because they say there are topless pictures of Anna Kournikova inside. Turns out they're pictures of Judith Soltesz-Benetton. Marina Sirtis Star Trek's Marina Sirtis is obviously THRILLED to finally meet Chewbacca! The 2003 Harley Davidson Here's a sneak peak at the 2003 Harley Davidson for your wife or girlfriend. D&M Golden Puck Award Here's your 2002 Mallards Fan Favorite! Dwyer & Michaels Golden Puck Award Winner Joe Dimaline. Prom 2002... Lost In Love Here are some highlight pictures from Prom from Hell 2002. Including our photo of the morning show and our Prom King and Queens! Hydroxycut Julia Teachout claims Hydroxycut helped her look like this! Dwyer & Michaels saw her in the National Enquirer and tracked her down! Linebacker At Work The Linebacker at Work, Fred Harris Jr., who's now a realtor for Ruhl and Ruhl, wears his football helmet to closings. He demonstrates his Location, Location, Location Head lock!! 2002 Adult Easter Egg Hunt Dwyer and Michaels Adult Easter Egg Hunt Got off to a rainy start, but that didn't stop the masses from showing up and trying to win tons a great prizes. Face That Doesn't Ring A Bell Here's the guy we talked about with the removable face. A bacterial infection ate away most of his facial features.... now he wears a prosthetic face. Look at his pictures with and without his "face." Rock & Roll Dreams Come True Luxury Limo took the Dwyer & Michaels Garage Band Straight Jacket to their first gig at Stubbs Eddy in style... and the crowd goes wild! Miss Cleo!!! What do her Tarot cards say? This picture is from her high school yearbook! The Munsters Move To Texas Here's the house Chuck and Sandra McKee are building in Waxahachie, TX to be identical to the Munsters House from the sitcom! Doors Guitarist Robbie Kreiger Doors guitarist Robbie Krieger plays the Pig Pen and Dwyer & Michaels listeners Ron belts out Roadhouse Blues on stage! Everyone Does Have A Twin! Ed Ryder appeared in Woman's Own magazine offering $25,000 to find a wife! Some of the sharp Dwyer & Michaels' listeners sent us his picture because it looks SO MUCH like Bill Michaels! The "Everyone Has A Twin!" File Ever notice how you never see Dee Snider and Christina Aguilera in the same place at the same time? Maybe because they're the same person! Frozen Dead Guy Days Grandpa Bredo tucked away in his icy shed! Once a month a new shipment of dry ice is delivered to his house to fulfill his wish of being kept frozen until they find a way to bring him back to life! Lee Harvey Jagger Who knew Oswald was such a rocker !?!?