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Carwash Fun!

To celebrate the opening of the Water Park Car Wash on Kimberly Road, Dwyer & Michaels called on Ralph and listeners Todd and Dave to drive the first car through the wash. Under one condition....it had to be a convertible with the top DOWN.


The Quad Cities' Fuzziest Persons

Dwyer & Michaels hosted the Quad Cities' Fuzziest Persons, awarding Razor Scooters to the Best in Class.  (Get it, Hairy, Razor! Ha ha)


Shoveling Elvis'

The Shoveling Elvis' are a tradition that was started in 1999. Dwyer & Michaels sounded the Elvis alarm this morning to have the Shoveling Elvis' help clear the way for local television meteorologists


Destructo Bass

The ever so annoying Billy Bass may be the ultimate Christmas gift for some this season but Dwyer & Michaels decided they had to be stopped. They used a number of different schemes to rid the world of the singing fish!


What Would You Do for Tickets?

Don came in to sew his hands together and then rip them apart so he could see the Real Slim Shady. Tara's challenge was to stand on the Bikini Median of Kimberly and Welcome Way and have 200 cars honk for her in 15 minutes.


D & M DROP Gourdzilla 2000

Sealed Air technicians hard at work to cushion the fall of Gourdzilla 2000, and the stage is set to break the fall of the 815 pound pumpkin! From high atop the crane... will Gourdzilla survive the 35 foot drop?


Who Is The King of Candy Bars?

Dwyer & Michaels entered the candy ring to see who the ultimate candy connoisseur is. Even a blindfold didn't stop Bill Michaels from being crowned the King of Candy Bars!


Splish Splash it's an Olympic Bath

Dwyer & Michaels brought back the Plunge for Distance from the 1904 Olympics with their Great Cannonball Competition!


Pin 'Em to Win 'Em!

Dwyer & Michaels listeners oil wrestle to win tickets to WWF. The Girl-Girl grudge match cost us two pairs of tickets when they also wrestled to a slippery draw... much to the crowd's delight!


Dwyer & Michaels Car Tipping

After the "MEN" of the Dwyer & Michaels Show tipped over the Grand Prix from U-Pull Apart they put 8 women up to the task! The girls did it!!


Pro-Am at the John Deere Classic

Bill Michaels... Putting the "PRO" in Pro-Am at the John Deere Classic. Michaels' tees off, then you can see where he spent most of his day... In the rough, and finally a special thanks to Caddy Tim Conrad.


D & M's Median Bikini Contest

Here are your two finalists, Amber (left) and Leanna (right). Leanna took the $500 prize.


We're off to see the Wizard

...or at least the coroner's coming to see us! Ziggy was so excited to meet Meinhardt Raabe, that his first picture didn't turn out very well, but he got it right in the second picture!


Welcome to Ballgag Karoke!!

Bill Michaels "pretends" he's never strapped one of these on before, as Ziggy sings his heart out!


Prom From Hell 2000

One of the most popular events of the year. The crowd consists of mainly dorks, geeks, and poindexters that finally get to attend the prom that they never had.


2000 Adult Easter Egg Hunt

Thousands line up around the Bettendorf High School Football Field waiting for the starting cannon to sound their sprint for the eggs. The masses on the field grabbing for prizes. One egg contained $1000 and lucky listener, Mike Stoneking got it!


Car Bowling

Fans lined up to "bowl" with their cars to win Steamwheelers Tickets. A strike by this car sends the pins flying, and no ball boy can save them!


Quad City Steamwheelers

Greg Dwyer... Star athlete for the Quad City Steamwheelers. After completing a pass Dwyer heads for the end zone.... instead, he's shown the stands, and finally, showing all of his athletic ability Dwyer ALMOST makes a touchdown.




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