WWJD-What Would Jesus Drive? One theory is that Jesus would tool around in an old Plymouth because the Bible says, *"God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a fury." * But, in Psalm 83, the Almighty clearly owns a Pontiac and a Geo. The passage urges the Lord to "pursue your enemies with your Tempest and terrify them with you Storm." *Possibly God favors Dodge pickup trucks because Moses' followers are warned not to go up a mountain. "until the Ram's horn sounds a long blast.": *But then some scholars insist that Jesus drove a Honda but didn't like to talk about it. As proff, they cite a verse in St. John's gospel where Christ tells the crowd, "For I did not speak of my own Accord..." *Meanwhile, Moses rode a British motorcycle, as evidenced by a Bible passage declaring that "the roar of Moses" Triumph is heard in the hills." *Joshua no doubt drove a Triumph with an aftermarket slip-on muffler because: "Joshua's Triumph was heard throught the land." *And , following the Master's lead, the Apostles car-pooled in a Honda: "The Apostles were in one Accord."