10 THINGS YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A WOMAN SAY

~ Damn! I love when my pillow smells like your cigars and beer. ~ You passed out before brushing your teeth again, ya' big silly! ~ I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house. ~ I'm so happy with my new hairstyle, I don't think I'll ever change it again. ~ You know, I've been complaining a lot lately. I don't blame you for ignoring me. ~ I've decided to buy myself a boob job. How big do you want 'em? ~ Let's just leave the toilet seat "up" at all times, then you don't have to mess with it anymore. ~ I liked that wedding even more than ours. Your ex-girlfriend has class. ~ Honey, did you leave that skid in the toilet bowl? Good one! ~ That girl is wearing the same outfit as I am. Cool, I'm gonna go over and talk to her. ~ The new girl in my office is a real beauty, and a stripper too. I invited her over for dinner on Friday.