A list of phrases that use the word sh*t!

S*** HAPPENS
S*** FOR BRAINS
TOUGH S***
DIP S***
SAME S*** , DIFFERENT DAY
EAT S*** AND DIE
S*** FACED
JACK S***
PIECE OF S***
S*** HEAD
I DON'T GIVE A S***
S*** EATING GRIN
S*** OUTTA LUCK
I S*** YOU NOT
BULL S***
NO S***?
HOLY S***
S*** THE BED

LIFE IS A BIG S*** SANDWICH, EVERYONE TAKES A BITE ONCE IN A WHILE

RAT S***
FALL IN A PILE OF S***, COME OUT SMELLIN' LIKE A ROSE
S*** ON A SHINGLE
S*** OR GET OFF THE POT
SHOOT THE S***
HOLY S***'IN BALLS
OH S***
WHO S***?
F***'IN S*** ASS
I WOULDN'T S*** YOU, YOU'RE MY FAVORITE TURD!
CAN'T REMEMBER S***
KING S***
YOU THINK YOU'RE KING TURD ON S*** MOUNTAIN
NO S*** SHERLOCK
UP S*** CREEK WITHOUT A PADDLE
GET YOUR S*** TOGETHER
MY S*** DON'T STINK
I'M SO HAPPY I COULD S***
YOU CAN'T S*** A S***ER
SCARED S***LESS
YOU AIN'T WORTH THE CORN IN MY S***
S*** AND SHINOLA
EAT S*** AND BARK AT THE MOON
I DON'T GIVE 2 S***S
S*** ON YOU
S***'N BRICKS
YOU CAN S*** AND FALL BACK IN IT
S*** SHOWER AND SHAVE
MONKEY S***
YOU WERE'NT S*** WHEN YOU WERE S***
DOES A BEAR S*** IN THE WOODS?
YOU MAKE THINK YOU'RE HOT S*** ON A SILVER PLATTER, BUT YOUR JUST A COLD TURD ON A PAPER PLATE!
SHAKIN LIKE A DOG S***'IN RAZOR BLADES
S*** FIT
S*** HEAL
HAPPY HORSE S***
S*** FIRE
DUMB S***
S***S AND GIGGLES
BUILT LIKE A BRICK S*** HOUSE
S*** HITS THE FAN
DON'T S*** ON MY PARADE
ONRY AS CAT S***

WANT IN ONE HAND AND S*** IN THE OTHER AND SEE WHICH ONE FILLS UP FASTER

S*** ROLLS DOWN HILL
YOU'RE SO FULL OF S*** YOUR EYES ARE BROWN
HERE I SIT ALL BROKEN HEARTED, TRIED TO S*** BUT ONLY FARTED
S***'N AND GRINNIN
SLICKER THAN CAT S***
10 POUNDS OF S*** IN A 5 POUND BAG
SHE WOULDN'T SAY S*** IF HER MOUTH WAS FULL OF IT
HERE I S*** ALL HOT AND DIRTY, TRYIN TO HIDE UNTIL 3:30
DIDN'T KNOW WHETHER TO S*** OR GO BLIND
S*** CANNED
LIKE I REALLY GIVE A S***
TASTES LIKE S***

IF I WANT ANY S*** OUT OF YOU, I'LL UNSCREW YOUR HEAD AND DIP IT OUT

KNEE DEEP IN S***
S***-LOAD
TOUGH S***
S*** FIRE AND SAVE THE MATCHES
S***-KICKERS
WRITE THIS S*** DOWN
SOME GOOD S***
S*** AND 2 ARE 8
THE S*** IS GETTIN' DEEP
HERES A QUARTER, CALL SOMEBODY WHO GIVES A S***
BEAT THE S*** OUTTA ME
S*** HOLE
QUICKER THAN S*** THROUGH A GOOSE
S*** YOUR DRESS