Green Bay Packer Observations

Q. What's the difference between the Packers & the Taliban?
A. The Taliban has a running game

Q. How do the Packers count to 10?
A. 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10

Q. What do the Packers & Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 60,000 people stand up & yell "Jesus Christ"

Q. How do you keep Brett Favre out of your yard?
A. Put up goal posts

Q. Where do you go in Green Bay in case of a tornado?
A. To Lambeau - they never see a touchdown there!

Q. What do you call a Packer with a SuperBowl ring?
A. A thief

Q. Why doesn't Madison have a professional football team?
A. Because then Green Bay would want one

Q. What's the difference between the Packers and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar

Q. What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the SuperBowl?
A. The Packers

Q. What do the Packers and possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road