Dwyer & Michaels....
What Do You Call A Guy With No Arms and No Legs......?

in a pile of leaves? Rustle with a shovel in his head? Doug without a shovel in his head? Douglas with a seagull on his head? Cliff on your wall? Art dead on the floor for three days? Dusty throwing up? Chuck shaving? Nick on your front doorstep? Mat on stage? Mike in your pool? Bob in your hot tub? Stu in a ditch? Phil in your mail? Bill on paper? Mark holding up your car? Jack waterskiing? Skip playing basketball? Jim struck by lighting? Rod on hot asphalt? Flip two guys hanging out your window? Curt & Rod under your microscope? Gene in your computer? Chip in a stream? Eddy in your mailbox? Bill left out in the sun? Wilt who every one takes a dump on? John going over a fence? Homer in your girlfriend's lingerie drawer? Teddy between two buildings? Ali (alley) covered in oil? Derek on your BBQ grill? Frank no arms, no legs, no head, no torso? Dick upside down in the end zone? Spike that you use to loosen hex screws? Allen two guys nailed to your spice rack? Herb & Basil