The Death Calculator

Start with the age 79...then add or subtract years to predict your own death 1. Do you have a penis? -7 2. Are you black? -6 3. Are you right-handed? +1 4. Are you left-handed? -1 5. Did all your grandparents live to be 85? +5 6. Is one of them Dick Clark or Keith Richards? +25 7. Do you eat a well-balanced diet? +2 8. Are you carrying an extra 10 pounds? -3 9. Do you exercise regularly(4 times a week)? +3 10. Do you see a doctor for regular check-ups? +3 11. Are you a college graduate? +2 12. Do you handle pressure well? +4 13. ....or does it make you cry like a bitch? -3 14. Are you married? +5 15. Do you smoke? -8 16. Are you a Jedi? +600 17. Do you live alone? -3 18. Do you live with an interactive pet(like a dog)? +2 19. Do you live in Hawaii? +3 20. Do you live in Mississippi? -2 21. Do you live in prison? -16 22. Are you planning on moving to Canada? +3 23. ....or to sub-Saharan Africa? -25