"If I dress like a whore, I might get to meet the band" girl

"I am the lead singer’s twin" guy

"I’m going to sit through the whole concert" guy

"I’m going to talk through the whole concert" guy

"I don't know the words but I'm singing anyway" guy

"Why am I here earplug" guy

"I’m the best dancer" guy

"Follow me to better seats" guy

"I’m a bigger fan of the band" guy

"It’s to damn hot to wear my shirt in here" guy

"I bought one of everything at the souvenir stand" guy

"This concert is so good I need to fight" guy

"Sneak a toke" guy

"Hey, look at me! I have a lighter" guy

"I’m going to head bang to every song" guy

"I am going to devil fork to every song" guy

"Phone a friend so he can hear the concert, too" guy

"I worked for 2 weeks on this banner" guy

"Sleep for the concert" guy

"Make out through the whole concert" couple

"Which concert am I at" guy – wears a different band shirt to the concert

"Gimme some room" guy

"I wanna get lucky" guy

"I puked but feel much better now" guy

"Yells ‘show ‘em your boobs’" guy

"Volunteer bouncer" guy

"Throw anything to get signed" guy

"I should have bought an aisle seat" guy

"Can’t get any higher" guy

"I wear sunglasses at the concert" guy

"I’m over here!" Guy

"Laser pen light" guy

"Let’s start the wave" guy

"Set list note taker" guy

"I need to air guitar to every song" guy

"Stop looking at my girlfriend" guy

"Can’t find my seat" guy

"That fat chick on my shoulders is killing me but I might get lucky" guy

"They didn’t play my song" guy

"They were much better last time" guy

"I’m going to sit here after the house lights are up to see if anything happens" guy