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You Know You're A Child of the 70'S or 90's If...
YOU KNOW YOU'RE A CHILD OF THE 70'S IF .....
...You wore anything Izod, especially those wind breakers that folded up into a pouch you could wear around your waist.
...You owned a Jordache anything, or remember when Jordache jeans were cool.
...In your sophomore class picture, you're wearing an Izod shirt with the collar up.
...You know, by heart, the words to a Weird Al Yankovic song.
...You remeber 'Battlestar Galactica."
...You know them meaning of these three words, "Atari", "Apple", "Pong."
...You thought "Weird Science" was a masterpiece.
...You remeber 'Friday Night Videos" before the days of MTV.
...While in high school, you and all of your friends discussed elaborate plans to get together again at the end of the century and play "1999" by Prince over and over.
...You took family trips BEFORE the invention of mini-vans.
...You rode in the back of the station wagon and you faced the cars behind you in the "tail gunner" position.
...You actually know who Rick Springfield is.
...You remember with pain the sad day when the Green Machine hit the streets and made your old Big Wheel obsolete.
...The phrase "Wheres the beef?" still doubles you over in laughter.
...You remember when film critics raved that no movie could ever possibly get better special effects than those in the movie Tron.
...For the girl crazy bunch: Your first sexual dream occurred to thoughts of Jeannie, Marsha Brady, of Samantha from Bewitched.
...For the boy crazy bunch: You thought Sean Cassidy was "dreamy," lusted after "ted, your ships photographer" on the Love Boat and Chachi.
...Your hair, at some point in time in the 80's became something which can only be described by the phrase, "I was experimenting."
...You ever wanted to be gagged with a spoon.
...You rememeber when there was only "G. PG and R" rated movies.
...You learned to swim about the same time JAws came out and still carry the emotional scars to this day.
...You ever wanter to learn to play "Stairway To Heaven" on the guitar.
...You know all the words to the double album set of Grease.
..."All-Skate, change directions" means something to you.
...You ever owned a pair of "Pop-Wheels" that handy little combimation of shoe and rollar skate that lsted about a year on the open market.
...The first time you ever kissed someone was at a dance during "Crazy for You" by Madonna.
..You ever used the phrase "kiss mah grits" in a conversation.
...You had ringside seats for Luke and Lauras wedding.
...You know who shot JR.
...You sat with your friends on a Friday night and dialed "8-6-7-5-3-0-9" to see if Jenny would answer.
...You owned a pair of Rainbow suspenders just like Mork used to wear.
...You were too young to go see the Blue Lagoon so you just had to settle for second hand reports.
...You remember when your cable TV box had the three rows of numbers and you had to move the selector switch accordingly.
..."Feathered" hair.
...You had a pair of "Zips" and made that Z mark in the ground everywhere.
...VCR's cost $1,000.
...There was nothing strange about Bert n' Ernies living together.
...Rotary phones.
...Rotary TV channel dials.
...You ever kept a Giga Pet alive for a month or more.
..."Doc Martin" refers to your shoes, not your family physician.
...You asked for more allowance by saying "Show Me The Money!!"
...You had more eyebrow rings than a shower curtain.
...You ever wore your underwear higher than your jeans waistband.
...You remember people calling radio stations top bid on a "Tickle Me Elmo."
...You had a pager but no phone.
...You can remember when Michael Jackson was black.
...You searched everywhere for retired Beanie Babies.
..."I Love You.....You Love Me" still pisses you off.
...Vinyl refers to clothes, not music.
...The openings at the bottoms of your pants were wider than the opening at the top.
...You have seen the movie Titanic more than 5 times, in the theatre.
....You know the names and color of the Power Rangers.
...You know that Pogs and Slammers are toys, not alternative bands.
..."The ultimate comebacks were...."What If"...."As If"..."Whatever."
...Your first sexual experience was "Online."
...If you ever instructed anyone to "Talk to the Hand."
...If you were asked to open a window and you went to a computer.
...You still know the moves to the Macarena.
...Leonardo, and Michaelangelo remind you of Turtles instead of classic painters |