| Hi TOOTSIE. I was going to give you 100 GRAND for your birthday, but
the money just slipped though my BUTTERFINGERS and now I have ZERO cash
until PAYDAY. I thought about sending you on a trip to New YORK so you
could have a shopping SPREE on 5TH AVENUE and attend the SYMPHONY, or
even chartering a spaceship so you could visit MARS and see the MILKY
WAY, but these ideas were greeted with SNICKERS and CHUCKLES from all
of my friends. So, I'm just wishing you MOUNDS of (almond) JOY as you
SKOR up another year. H-EAT-H this card with my best wishes. Hope it doesn't
make you CHUNKY. From WHATCHMACALLIT. |
