Biz & Buzz

Beth always does her laundry at the Scrub Pub, a Laundromat
 that serves alcohol.  If she had it her way, ALL businesses would be
 required to serve drinks.  Here's what their names would be...

Pharmacy "Drug & Chug"
Bank "Savings & Foam"
Church "Pews & Booze"
Health Club "Gym & Tonic"
Daycare "Tots & Shots"
Nail Salon "Hammered & Nails"
Tanning Salon "Black & Tan" or "Sun & Shine"
Driving School "Drink & Drive"
Dog Groomer "Pooch & Hooch"
Grocery Store "Food & Stewed"
Hair Salon "Clips & Sips"
Electronics store "Elec-tonic"
Cosmetics store "Powder Keg"
Gynecologist "Gyn & Wine"
Cardiologist "Ticker & Liquor"
Hotel "Snooze & Brews"
Florist "Buds & Suds"
Tattoo Parlor "Ink & Drink"
Donut Shop "Drunkin' Donuts"
Beachwear "Bikinis & Martinis"
Prison "Jail & Ale"
Home Improvement "Hardware & Highballs"
Drywallers "Harvey Wallhangers"
Oil Change Shop "Oil & Lubed"