Top Ten Austin Powers' Pick-Up Lines

10. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.  

9.   Nice legs...  What time do they open?  

8.   Do you work for UPS?  I thought I saw you checking out my package.  

7.   I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher.  

6.   Is that a ladder in your stocking or the stairway to heaven?  

5.   You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.  

4.   Do you wash you pants in Windex?  Because I can see myself in them.  

3.   Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?  

2.   Screw me if I'm wrong, but is your name Helga Titsbottom?  

1.   If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.