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February 17th, 2012

Q: Who regulates the time on the school area speed limit signs?
A:
The city decides that.

Q: What was that burger place in Iowa City you were talking about yesterday?
A:
Sam's Steamed Caboose Burgers.

Q: Everytime my wife has an orgasm she gets a runny nose, why is that?
A:
Her mucus membrane is releasing.

Q: After a night of heavy drinking, I wake up with very dark, red lips, does anybody know why?
A:
Alcohol increases the blood flow or possibly an alergic reaction.

Q: Where can I get a keg of green beer for Saint Patty's Day?
A:
Most places do not sell them because they stain the beer lines.

February 3rd, 2012

Q: I was listening to you this morning talk about the wireless issue and I have the PSP issue too. I didn't hear if you fixed it or not, but if you did fix it, how did you do it?
A:
Start with a good router, use the encryption code as your password.

Q: Since it has been so warm this winter, is there anything I should do to protect my lawn and trees?
A:
The grass will go dormant as it cools off again.

Q: I'm planning on renting a suite for Valentine's Day for me and my gal. I was wondering though what hotel in the Quad Cities has the biggest shower?
A:
The showers in Jumors Casino are quite large...

Q: What's that song about a cat staying out all night?
A:
Kitty by Presidents of the United States of America.

Q: I saw a firetruck with a stork with 4 babies on the side, what are these stickers for?
A:
It's to showcase how many babies have been delivered by that crew.

Q: I heard Iowa passed a law to ban red light cameras. Is this true and when do they come down?
A:
It isn't a law yet, but, they are working on it.

January 13th, 2012

Q: Does the city/county/state have military style vehicles, or was the National Guard called out to help with traffic accidents?
A:
Scott County Sheriff department bought 3 or 4 humvees.

Q: How many bags of 70lbs sand is advised for an F150 bed?
A:
Between 300 and 400 pounds.

Q: I'm wondering if there is anyone that would take old trophies?
A:
The Special Olympics, special education schools, and senior homes are all places you can donate to.

Q: What's the deal with those three huge heads alongside the highway just outside of Iowa City?
A:
The artist's name is John Cerney.

Q: Is Beth's mom single? And how old is she?
A:
Yes, she is single, she is a young 69.

January 6th, 2012

Q: Looking at purchasing a restaurant and was wondering if there are any places in the QC that do restaurant valuation?
A:
Contact a CPA, they compute values of company's all of the time..

Q: Right around Christmas had a buddy of a friend sell me a brand new MacBook, if this is stolen can it be traced?
A:
Contact the police department and allow them to run the serial numbers, they will check to see if the numbers were recorded.

Q: I'm flying out of the country (first time) do I need to be there 3 hours early?
A:
Yes, it is recommended. Coming back into the country is when you want to make sure you are early, customs is usually packed.

Q: Will my court costs rise if I go to court and I plead guilty to a ticket but the cop doesn't show?
A:
No, court costs are usually set and don't change.

Q: I am looking for a bottle of Vampire Wine for a Twilight fan. Do you know where I can get some?
A:
You can try ordering it online. If it is available in Iowa or Illinois, contact The Grape Life and they will help you out.

Q: I have a Martin Alto Saxophone. I was told that its from 1948 but that is all the info I have on it. Can anyone tell me if it's worth anything?
A:
Start with Griggs Music, they should have a good idea of what it is worth.

Q: Where can I get some horseshoe nails? My wife uses them to make crosses.
A:
Farm & Fleet, there is also a horseshoe supply store in Milan.

Q: I am planning to fly my family of four to Orlando. They charge $15.99 per seat, per flight, to pick your seat and guarantee you will sit with your family, I have a 1 and 7 year old. I have been told that if you waive this fee and get there early enough, you can pick your seats first and be ok. Does anyone have direct experience with this?
A:
You do not have to pay the price, with young children, you have priority seating.

Q: ?
A:
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December 16th, 2011

Q: Where can I find a commercial grade, old style, gumball machine?
A:
Antique shops are a good place to look, Sam's Club also sells them.

Q: Next to the I-74 bridge, there are 3 large buildings recently placed, what are they for?
A:
Those are generators for the John Deere building.

Q: What is the difference between AM and FM radio?
A:
Different frequencies, FM is in stereo and AM is in mono, AM can reach farther.

Q: Is there a store that sells those Gatorade water bottles that are shown at sporting events?
A:
Temple's in Moline or Dick's Sporting goods.

Q: What happened to the Anytime Fitness on 53rd?
A:
They are changing locations.

Q: What's the building they are building on the fairgrounds?
A:
It's a multi-purpose building.

Q: Where is Candy Cane Corner?
A:
Here are directions.

Q: What's with the chains on the bottom of ambulances?
A:
They are a traction control system.

Q: What are the 2 buildings going up in the Burlington Coat Factory parking lot?
A:
1 is going to be a Pizza Ranch the other a retail building.

Q: Why is it you can see jet engine trails for so long?
A:
It's condensation from the engines, short means low humidity and good weather, long trails mean the opposite.

Q: ?
A:
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December 9th, 2011

Q: What happened to the Chinese/Korean resturant by 5 Points?
A:
It caught on fire and is being remodeled.

Q: How can Will Ferrell be doing commercials for free?
A:
It was his idea to do them and to do them for free.

Q: In the movie Mad Max, what is the year make and model of the car he drives?
A:
It's the Australian version of the Ford Falcon, the year is 1974.

Q: What happens to the field after all the trees are cut down on a farm?
A:
The stumps are dug out and the soil is worked and replanted.

Q: I want to get some Bic lighters for my friends with their names on them, where can I get personalized ones?
A:
You can try getting a Bic lighter case, they last longer.

Q: In golf match play, what is dorme?
A:
It means the trailing player has to win every hole or the leader automatically wins.

Q: I saw a commercial with guys moving furniture, what are those things called they used?
A:
Tough straps or moving straps.

Q: Where is the biggest single meat burger in the Quad Cities?
A:
Twenty Sports Grille in Moline has a 20 oz. burger or the Lucky Frog in McCausland has a 1 pounder or the Rodeo in Clinton has a 3 pound burger.

Q: Is there an OSHA regulation against having a radio at work?
A:
Only if hearing safety is in question.

Q: What are some fish that are low in mercury levels?
A:
Wild Salmon, Perch, and Catfish.

Q: Northwest Bank used to have a scrolling banner, why has it been off?
A:
It broke and has yet to be repair.

Q: I'm teaching my children a lesson in giving back, where is there some volunteer work they can do?
A:
Saint Anthony's is delivery gift baskets.

December 2nd, 2011

Q: Why does the water coming from our hot water heater smell so bad?
A:
The smell is probably coming from an anode rod going bad, you'll have to replace it and clean out the water heater.

Q: Why do mail vehicles not have license plates?
A:
The apportioned plates are put on the front.

Q: What happened to Friday Fests?
A:
Friday Fests went away for 2011, check back in 2012 for bigger and better Fridays.

Q: Are the Blues Brothers from Rock Island or Peoria or where?
A:
They are from Calumet City, they did spend a lot of time partying in Rock Island.

Q: There is a huge mound of dirt by the Wal-Mart in Silvis, whats up with that?
A:
The dirt is being stored there until it needs to be used.

Q: When is Turkey Hollow Road set to open?
A:
December 9th.

Q: Where can I get my car undercoated?
A:
Just about any car shop.

Q: Do vodka soaked tampons show up on a breathalizer?
A:
Yes, it measures blood alcohol content, it's a false story though.

Q: How can I clean tar out of car?
A:
Scrape off the excess and then scrub it with WD-40 or Skin So Soft.

Q: Where can I dispose of an old television?
A:
On bulky waste day or take it to an e-recycling center.

Q: When will they reopen the Checkers on 53rd?
A:
It's closed for traffic reasons, possibly being moved.

Q: Who paints rocks for display?
A:
Xochi.

November 18th, 2011

Q: Where is Beth getting her smoked turkey?
A:
She wants one, but doesn't know where yet.

Q: Why do people want to buy old x-ray films?
A:
Sometimes for Halloween decorations, professors will use them for examples, or they are reclaiming the silver from them.

Q: Where is the best place, local, to appraise cars?
A:
Try Klemme's in Davenport.

Q: Is anybody in the Quad Cities running an eBay shop?
A:
We are looking into it.

Q: How do cars get away without having a license plate on the front?
A:
They just do it and hope the police forgive them.

Q: Why is there in increase sleep apnea advertising?
A:
Restrictions have been lifted on advertising sleep disorder medication.

Q: What do you use to decrease the musty smell in a clothes washer?
A:
Keep the lid open and run vinegar through it, or an empty cycle with water and bleach.

Q: Where I can rent drums just to bang on?
A:
Griggs or Guitar Center have kits set up.

Q: Where can I get a snowmobile suit for a "bigger" guy?
A:
Shade Tree or JR Graham or The Snow Shack.

Q: What causes the gas pump to stop and how can I keep it from stopping?
A:
It measures the back pressure. Pull the nozzle out or pump slower.

November 11th, 2011

Q: When will the Menard's in Moline open up?
A:
It's scheduled for early 2012.

Q: Why does the President use so many pens when signing something?
A:
Everybody that was involved with the legislature will get a pen.

Q: Is there going to be the decorated neighborhood in Davenport for Christmas this year?
A:
Check with us closer to Christmas.

Q: Where can I find a climate controlled storage facility for a car?
A:
2501 Lincoln Avenue.

Q: Where can I find AKC Great Dane Breeder?
A:
Paula Borkgren in Geneseo.

Q: How much does it cost for an allergy test?
A:
Upwards of $250 for a skin scratch test.

Q: What does the road sign with a 6 digit number mean?
A:
They are testing different types of road materials.

Q: Does hypnosis help quit smoking?
A:
You have to want to quit for it to work.

Q: Ways to remedy thumb-sucking?
A:
The kids can get a plate put on the top of her mouth.

Q: Where can I get a bright green safety vest?
A:
QC Safety, Sam's Club, or Granger.

November 4th, 2011

Q: How long does it take to repave 1 mile of road? And what is the cost?
A:
It depends; 2 lane highway is close to $100,000 per mile. Several variables are included in the overall cost.

Q: Do DVRs affect the rating system?
A:
Not really, it still counts if you record it.

Q: Did Dwyer's Aunt pass her driving test?
A:
Yes she did.

Q: Did Dwyer find his son's cell phone?
A:
Yes, I found it when I was cleaning up decorations.

Q: Why are they installing cable fences in the median on I-80?
A:
Possibly to stop people from crossing over.

Q: Considering permanent make up, is there a good place in the QCA to get it done?
A:
Beth says, "Don't do it!" or try Tami's Lasting Cosmetics.

Q: I want to store a car in a barn, how can I keep the mice out?
A:
D-con wedges in and around your car or use hedge apples.

Q: Where can I get a stamp collection appraised around the QCA?
A:
Check coin shops around town.

Q: Is there anybody in the area that can work on a worn winch?
A:
Try Brenny's.

October 28th, 2011

Q: Where can I find angle plates?
A:
Milan Surplus.

Q: Does a pick-up truck get better gas mileage with or with out the tailgate down?
A:
There is overly noticeable difference.

Q: Why is it when the wind blows, my toilet water moves?
A:
There's a vent that brings air into the sewer line, the air changes the pressure in the pipes.

Q: Where can I go to get a card graded?
A:
Sports Zone in Moline.

Q: Where can I find, around Sterling / Rock Falls, Pink Ribbon Breast Cancer car magnets?
A:
O'Riley Autoparts.

Q: Where can I find delrin in the Quad Cities?
A:
Granger Supply in Davenport.

Q: Who's Judge Judy married to?
A:
Jerry Sheindlin, a judge.

Q: What's your go to site for Mustang info?
A:
A magazine called "Mustang's and Fast Fords".

Q: Where can I get a cover for my key remote?
A:
Try Automotive Innovations or thejacketstore.com.

Q: What's the website where I can get cheap uggs?
A:
Zappos.com.

Q: What was the reason for the half-moon on outhouse doors?
A:
It was used both for letting ligt in, and for differentiating between men's and women's.

October 21st, 2011

Q: What is HCG?
A:
Its a pregnancy hormone, either drops or injections, with a diet.

Q: Why do sport trucks have crooked license plates on their tailgates?
A:
It means nothing, just something to customize.

Q: Why do certain cashiers where rubber gloves?
A:
Its either certain policies about handling raw produce and dealing with certain food allergies or just germaphobes.

Q: Are there any local snow-mobile swap meets?
A:
Triple E Sales in Orion, IL this Sunday.

Q: Where is Monmouth, IL, specifically Cry Baby Bridge?
A:
About 45 minutes from Davenport.

Q: Recipe for liquid apple pie?
A:
1 gal cider, 1 gal apple juice, 1 bottle Hot Damn, 1 bottle Buttershotz, 1 bottle Everclear. 6 cinnamon sticks, 14 allspice berries. Boil all except liquor. cool, add booze, let sit in a cool dark place. Enjoy.

Q: Where's the line "I got to get out of here, I gotta go" from?
A:
From 15 years ago, guy was accused of greasing up the steps in his house, this was him trying to cover himself.

October 14th, 2011

Q: What is the difference between the producer and the executive producer of a movie?
A:
The Executive producer is not involved in the technical aspects and focuses more on the business and legal issues.

Q: What is the best way to store a motorcycle in the winter?
A:
Top it off with gas, add Stabil or Sea Foam, then let it run to get the additive through the system.

Q: What is with the "Water Supply Protection Area" signs?
A:
They're used to help keep chemicals out of well water areas.

Q: Why did the Brewers have "GV" on their jerseys?
A:
The letters are for grounds keeper Gary Vanden Berg, who passed away.

Q: Is there a place with bags leagues posted?
A:
Look for Midwest Baggers on Facebook or go to bagstournaments.com.

Q: What's up with the dumping by highway 67?
A:
They are dispersing foundry sand.

Q: What is the name of the song played during "Today in Rock History"?
A:
O Fortuna by composer Carl Orff.

Q: What type of gas should I use in my 1976 Corvette?
A:
Premium Unleaded, 93 octane, and stay away from ethanol.

Q: Are there any exercise pools in the QCA for dogs?
A:
Check out Bright Eyes and Bushy Tails in Iowa City.

Q: Is the new Nissan truck commercial (where the plane uses the truck as landing gear) for real?
A:
No, it is a dramatization.

Q: What is the best way to get cat pee stains out of white clothes?
A:
Try spraying 1 part distilled vingar with 2 parts warm water liberally.

Q: Is there a limit on how many times the "S" word can sneak through on air?
A:
On the radio we try to catch all of them, on the internet you're hearing the uncensored version of the show.

Q: What do bats do in the winter?
A:
They hibernate. If you have a problem with bats in your home, contact Christman's Wildlife Service.

June 17th, 2011

Q: What are they building next to the library on Fairmont Street in Davenport?
A:
Sorry we didn't get an answer.

Q: I'm going to Canada how can I use my cell phone without getting charged roaming fees?
A:
Sorry we didn't get an answer.

Q: Help me understand torque and horsepower?
A: All engines create horsepower but torque is how fast you get up to that power. Also defined as the twisting force that causes rotation.

Q: Just moved to IA from IL and got my boat trailor licenced, they want to see the plate that is on my boat but my VIN number has worn down on the plate fixed to the trailer. Can I find someone to stamp my VIN on a new plate?
A: No people are going to be very nervous to do that, just apply through the DNR for a lost VIN number and they will re-issue you a VIN.

Q: What about a car classifies it as a muscle car?
A: It's more about the era that the car came from 50's, 60's, 70's and of course the horsepower and other specs that make it a fast car.

Q: What was the name of the book that you guys talked about a few years ago that profiles serial killers?
A: Dr. Helen Morrison, My Life Among the Serial Killers.

Q: If you have a DUI or OWI you cannot get into Canada for 3 years, it that true?
A: True, but not sure if it is for 3 years.


Q: What are these little bugs that are everywhere, on my car, in the air, etc.?
A: It's called a Caddisfly.

Q: Where did the defendants clothing come from in the Casey Anthony trial?
A: Friends or family are allowed to bring them from home for her to wear.

Q: Where can I find more information about restoring my old Chevelle?
A: Visit Chevelles.com

Q: I have plastic burned into my cast iron skillet.
A: Fill half way with water, boil it out, then reseason it.

Q: How do I turn in someone who is getting disability benefits
when they don't need them?
A: Report the person to this fraud reporting site or call
800-269-0271.

Q: I'm going to Florida and I want to go party boating?
A: In Orlando the boat is called Past Time Princess.

 


 

June 10th, 2011

Q: When do you have to get a building permit for a home project?
A: When you are adding on to an existing structure, outbuilding, etc.

Q: Mike Tyson's tattoo artist is suing the movie Hangover 2, what is going on currently?
A: Waiting for the artist to accept their offer.

Q: On some tombstone some of them NOYB?
A: No year of birth or birth record.

Q: Is there a difference to tip the bathroom attendant based on 1 or 2?
A: Depends what you use, lotions, hand towels given to you.

Q: When you call in to a radio station and it's busy will it get through?
A: NO just call back.

Q: Who do i call about eagle i see that isn't moving?
A: Call your local Dept. of Natural Resources.

Q: Where can i go to do civil war reenactment?
A: Colona, or Heritage Days or visit galesburgheritagedays.com

Q: Is there led light for home use?
A: Yes they have it but it is more expensive.

Q: Where is Tattoo the old Internet these days?
A: Working at John Deere.

Q: Where is the best place to get a belly button pierced?
A: The edge tattoo and piercing.

Q: Where do you take your mercury filled bulbs?
A: Scott County E-Waste facility, or Lowe's has a recycle center, or Walmart in Maquoketa.

Q: Out by Southpark and the trailer park they are making trees into mulch how much does it cost to buy the mulch?
A: Rainey's Tree Service, call them for pricing.

 


 

May 27th, 2011

Q: Where can I get a Henna tattoo?
A: In the mall at one of the kiosks.

Q: Where can I purchase Leis made out of fresh tropical flowers?
A: Go to Precious Petals in Andalusia or call 309-798-2604.

Q: Why don't the wind turbines propellers speed up when there are high winds?
A: They are controlled with a breaking system to make them retain a steady speed. If that was not in place the entire thing could blow up from going too fast.

Q: What is the company that drives around with the goofy logo of the guy that looks like Dudley Dooright wearing a speedo and is holding something that looks like a Martini?
A: It's a company called Actually Clean, they are a cleaning service that does carpets, etc.

Q: Why are so many cell phones having problems with the clock being off like 10 mins.?
A: There was a solar flare that caused this.

Q. Do they still make Steak-Umms, steak sandwich meat?
A. Yes and you can get them in the freezer section at a grocery store.

Q: Are they still working on the Arsenal bridge?
A. Yes they are and it is supposed to be done in November.

Q: How do I get a snake out my air vents and register?
A: Try raw chicken, leave it out until he comes out, but he might be in hibernation so you might have to wait for him to come out.

Q: Where can I get old Rush concert t-shirts?
A: Try going to bandtees.com or shopretroactive.com.

Q: Who regulates the price of Freon?
A: The EPA regulates the quality but the chemical companies regulate the prices as well as the market.

Q: Where can I get covers for my shoes when I ride my motorcycle?
A: Go to Amazon.com and check for Shifter Skins.

Q: What's the speed on the I-74 bridge during construction?
A: It is 45 mph.

 


 

May 6th, 2011

Q: What does wearing a tin foil hat mean?
A: We don't know how it started, it references to people that are paranoid.

Q: Where can I find a park/playground that has a special clown swing that my daughter loves?
A: They are not safe so alot of them have been taken out of the parks.

Q: How can we get rid of old tires that we had in our barn.
A: Liberty Tire Recyclers, they charge $3-5 to pick them up. 800-526-0860. Or contact the Scott County land fill.

Q: Has anyone received anything from the class action suit about the lawn tractors?
A: Go to lawnmowerclass.com to check your claim.

Q: Where can I find an action figure from the World of Warfcraft. The Night Elf Forsaken Queen.
A: Try going to Amazon.com they have them there for around $50.

Q: Where is a good place to find arrowheads?
A: The north fork of the Maquoketa River, also Indian Mounds in Albany, IL. But taking arrowheads could be illegal in some places and or take valuable information from an archaeology dig.

Q: Where are text messages saved on an Android?
A: Depends on the phone model. Google search for back up text to sd card or sms back up application from the Android Market.

Q: Is there anyplace in the QC that recones home stereo speakers?
A:Contact Audio Visual Electronics and it costs $100 or so for two speakers.

Q: Does anyone know how to contact the guy who drives around and sharpens knives?
A: Honed to Perfection. Brennen Bailer his cell number is 319-331-5843. He charges $3 for knives, about $25 for cutting shears.

Q: Who cut Dwyers tree down?
A: Go to qctree.com for more info.

Q: Is it illegal to leave your trailer hitch ball on your truck when driving?
A: Here is a link to all of the information about the law.

 


 

April 29th, 2011

Q: How do I smooth my daughter's dolls hair?
A: Kid's hair detangler. Iron in between towel or cloth so it doesn't melt. Sally Beauty has wig shampoo if you need that.

Q: How do I get my daughter into a Junior Theatre program?
A: Davenportjuniortheatre.com

Q: I have a crazy cat, how do I calm it down?
A: Go to the vet or go find more info here.

Q: How do I fix my GPS?
A: Go to gpscity.com

Q: When you die how does your family get into your email?
A: Go through the (ISP) Internet Service Provider and present death certificate to prove that you are the legitimate and can have access to the email.

Q: While at a sporting event why don't women have to remove hats during National Anthem.
A: Tradition holds that woman don't have to remove hats.

Q: Would you recommend the book The Unofficial Guide to Disney World?
A: It's excellent! Yes.

Q: Where do I find a county musician for a wedding?
A: Iowabluegrassmusic.com or boothillridge.com, Ellis Kell.

Q: What are the trucks and equip. off of I-80?
A: Someone purchased the land even though it hasn't been rezoned from
farm land to business. Tues. at 6 pm the City of Colona is having a planning meeting to dispute this.

Q: Does the Royal Wedding have a photographer?
A: Yes, they do and they have multiple pictures of the wedding party with
the bride and groom.

Q: How many clicks are in a mile?
A: A kilometer, or 7 miles.

 


 

April 22nd, 2011

Q:  Where can you find Hormel Wrangler cheese hot dogs?
A:  Fareway, Why've in Davenport.

Q: When is the DK 4-Wheel event?
A: May 7th, 2011.

Q: What is the name of the new Italian restaurant in Rock Island?
A: D’Alejandro in the old Duffy’s building.

Q: What can I do about my age spots on my upper lip?
A: Laser therapy at Sidestroke Spa in Davenport.

Q: I am writing a comic and I need a list of the technical names for the element summoners?
A: Performance - fire, Arrogance - wind, Geomancy - earth, Dissonance - energy, Necromancer - darkness & death, Luminance - light, Hydrometer – water, Croaker - ice.

Q: Can you Sky on more than one computer?
A: Try setting up another email and account.

Q: Where can I fix my Golden Tee arcade machine?
A: Either Cox music or Wade Amusements.

Q: Where can I go for laser tat removal?
A: Check dermatologist or Soderstrom Spa.

Q: If you get caught with stronger pot can you get a harder charge?
A: The amount is what you get charged for not the quality.

Q: How do I convince my parents to get me a better cell phone?
A: Convince them to get you on their phone plan with GPS and not keep
using Tracphone, get more mins. on the Tracphone or go with i-Wireless
or Virgin Mobile.

Q: Where can I find a place where you can repair an old radio?
A: In Coal Valley, there is a place called Valley TV Service.

Q: Why was the 280 Bridge renamed the John F. Baker Bridge?
A: They renamed it last summer for the man from East Moline that got the
Congressional Medal of Honor.

Q: Is it worth $41 for reserved tickets for the 2nd City Comedy Club?
A: Reserved gets you a guaranteed spot and a possible beverage. So Yes.

 


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