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March 21, 2008

What are the colored squares or diamonds on semi trailers? What does each one mean?

The are hazardous chemical signs, if there is an accident then the hazmat team will know what is in the truck just by looking at the placards. There are quite a few of them but the main solid colors are:
Orange: Explosives
Red: Flammable Gases
Green: Non-Flammable Gases
White: Poison Gases
Yellow: Oxidizers
Full list here: http://www.fau.edu/divdept/envhs/DOT.html


What happened to Vinnie on Orange County Choppers? Why did he leave?

We think that Vinnie is getting his own show coming up soon. Vinnie has V-force customs along with Cody Connelly
http://www.vforcecustoms.com/


I have a new washer and dryer. It has adhesive on the washer plexi-glas window from the sticker. My husband used Goof Off to remove it and now it looks all hazy and scratched. Is there anything that I can use to buff it out?

There is something that is used to clean the headlights on cars that might be used.
Novus can be used on lexan windows.
plexus spray fills in the tiny scratches for a smooth finish
Mother's car products for buffing
There is an aquarium product for polishing tanks that you can use:


I also have an adhesive problem, I got a new windshield and they put tape on the paint, how do I remove the adhesive without damaging the paint?

Goo Gone will work (the orange cleaner), don't use Goof Off though because that is a paint thinner!


I want to get a new flatcreen TV, what should I get LCD or plasma?

There are pros and cons to each type of TV:
Plasma can show a truer black
Plasmas have a better viewing angles than LCDs
LCDs consume less power than plasma screens (up to 30%)
LCDs have a longer lifespan than plasma screens
This article explains a bit more in detail: http://www.cnet.com.au/tvs/0,239035250,240036500,00.htm


Why do the screens on old TV's kind of glow for a while after you turn them off?

Phosphorus is what causes the glow on the old tube TVs. The TV will glow either if you turn it of in a room with the lights off or if the TV was not turned on but in a well lit room and then you turn the lights off. It will glow for a while and gradually fade.


I am engaged to be married in the fall but I just received orders that I have to go to Iraq in a few months. I need to know what I can do to speed it up. I need to find a place in the next couple weeks where we can have a reception hall hopefully by April 5th.

The Lodge in Bettendorf for the ceremony and reception
Check with the VFW
Tanglewood Hills in Bettendorf has a chapel and reception hall

I have like 300 albums that I want to transfer to CD, what is the best way to do this?

You can get a turntable that will plug directly into your computer and has it's own software that will save your album.
$100 bucks used to get you one on QVC
Alto Edge sells one
There are also companies out there that you can send your records to and they will transfer them all for you.

 

March 14, 2008

You guys have been to so many concerts. Who was the nicest backstage and who was a jerk?

Cheap Trick - Robin Xander did want to talk to anyone
Steven Tyler tried to pick up Bill's wife
Bruce Hornsby was the nicest person I met, great conversation
Greg - Brother Kane - really cool backstage, just hung out for quite a while like old friends
Beth - Tim McGraw was so nice, took time to remember names, took pictures
Vince Gill also great
Kenny Chesner was a big jerk
REO was awesome, really nice Kevin Cronan's mom & dad were with him on the tour bus


Last week I was at a party, my wife wasn't there but she knew what I did while I was there and I asked her how and she answered "Savoir Faire is everywhere!" I don't really care how she knew but now I'm really wondering what the "Savoir Faire is everywhere" line is from?

It's from the old cartoon Klondike Cat, Savoir Faire was the mouse (with a French accent) and and his catch phrase was "Savoir Faire is everywhere!"


I recently got some new jeans and have only worn them a few times. After the last time I washed and dryed them I found found a stain. It's already been set so is there anything I can use to remove the stain? It's like grease or oil.

A few things to try are:
Dawn Dishwashing liquid
OxyClean
Resolve Foaming Carpet Cleaner
Spot Shot
Simple Green


Dwyer, you mentioned a bad experience with Gregg Allman?

For a birthday present a co-worker got me tickets for the concert and backstage. I got to see them play, 2 hours it was awesome. I was backstage waiting to meet Gregg Allman with my wife, so excited so he comes out of this backstage area to have a cigarette so I go over to him and pour out my heart about his musical accomplishments and after I'm done he just kind of stares at me and says "ah... that's great but I don't even know you, I think I know that guy though" points at someone across the room and just walks away.


I was watching this movie and someone in it was killed and they said something about that now you've opened Pandora's Box. I've heard this a couple times before but I just don't know what it means.

It's part of Greek Mythology and basically it means that you have unleased all kinds of evil. A detailed description of the myth is here: http://www.pantheon.org/articles/p/pandora.html


How much is that Penthouse magaine with Vanessa Williams worth?

It's worth a lot but you CAN NOT sell it! The Penthouse Pet for that month is Traci Lords and she was 17 years old so it's considered child porn and is illegal to sell.


What type of vacuum did that kid with the huge vacuum colelction say his favorite vacuum was?

Riccar was the brand. A model that he mentions is the Brilliance:
http://tacony.typepad.com/blog/2006/10/priceless_publi.html

 

March 7, 2008

The other week you had played David Bowie's Changes but it was all the candidates saying change or something. What was that from?

It was a montage that was made and you can find it on YouTube:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=gEaS-K3j3M8


You had a car that went like 240 mph in a video, what kind of a car was it?

A Bugatti and we still have it on our site: http://www.2dorks.com/video/20070615-bugatti.shtml


The stereo in my car lists the name and artist of the song playing but only on certain stations. What is this and why do some have it and some don't?

It's a certain extra broadcasting that some stations put out but only certain stereos can receive it. Our station does not have it.


How many gallons are in a full sized keg?

15.5 gallons in a keg


How do you shut of the door chime in a 1999 Suburban? It's driving me nuts!

Check underneath the dash to the right of the steering column and above your gas pedal, there is a little module up there that you can unplug.


What would be worth more money 50 pounds of quarters or 50 pounds of dimes?

Trick question, they are both almost exactly $1,000 each. A quarter weighs 2.5 times as much as a dime and since the value is also 2.5 times as much, 50 pounds of either is the same amount.


I am watching the weather channel and it has those weekend getaway listings and one shows Seven Oaks Iowa. I looked all over the map and can't figure out where this town is?

It's not a town, it's actually a ski resort in Boone which is near Ames, IA
www.sevenoaksrec.com


When does the new season of Rescue Me on FX start again?

They are starting filming right now and most likely new episodes will start airring July 1st, 2008. This could change though so no guarantees.


What is the theme song for the Greatest American Hero show from the 80's?

Believe It Or Not, performed by Joey Scarbury
Watch the intro on YouTube http://youtube.com/watch?v=e9Q3orQhEcA

 

February 29, 2008

A question for Corpsman Dave, how would someone locate a retired vet?

www.usveterans.com/FindVet.html
www.reunion.com
www.military.com has a unit page that you can search
If you are not looking for a specific vet try your local VFW?
There is a book on Amazon "How to locate anyone who is or has been in the military"


Do you know where you are jumping in the River for the eDive today?

3624 46th Ave in Rock Island


I have been wondering why it is you can go to a grocery store and buy separate boxes of plastic spoons and forks but the only way to get plastic knives is to buy the set of forks, spoons, and knives?

You can get knives by themselves. Some grocery stores don't carry the knives by themselves but if you stop by TPC or a party supply store they will have the knives in their own packages.


Where can I get a statue of the Blue Brother's sitting on a bench?

Z Statue has them at just over $1,000 for the pair:
http://www.zstatue.com/pd_blues_brothers_sitting.cfm


What is the name of the cold medicine that Bill always talks about and where do you get it?

Emergen-C and Zicam are what he takes the most you have to take them right when you very first start feeling sick for them to work. They are sold pretty much everywhere.


I am a senior this year and I want to hear some ideas of other pranks that have been pulled.

The best one we know of is a group of kids that disassembled an entire car and then re-assembled it inside the teachers' lounge.
Get 27 chickens and number them 1-30 but leave out a few numbers in between and release them inside the school. They will round them up and see the numbers and be searching for the missing numbers the rest of the day.
Each day at lunch take a piece of silverware home with you. On the last day of school bring it all back in and dump them in the pool
Roundup is not recommended, you may end up having to pay fines and re-sod the field!
Go to www.prankified.com for more ideas


Earlier in the week we heard you talking about cleaning your flatscreen TV or laptop. What ended up to be the best way?

First read your owners manual for any cleaning instructions. 3M makes Scotchbright cleaning clothes that you can use but if you want to save some money and use what you have at home here is something to clean your LCD screen:
In a small mist bottle mix a 50/50 solution of Isopropyl alcohol and distilled water (NOT tap water). Spray the mist onto a clean soft piece of cotton (part of an old t-shirt works fine) and then wipe your screen (turn it off first) down gently from top to bottom. Let dry for a few minutes before turning on the screen again and you're good to go!


I was wondering why snow is white? When you freeze water it is clear so why does it turn white when it falls as snow?

Basically the crystals in the snow reflect the sun's light which is white so the snow looks white. Here are a couple pages that explain it in detail:
http://science.howstuffworks.com/question524.htm
http://www.discovery.com/area/skinnyon/skinnyon971003/skinnyon.html


You were talking about cold medicine and it got me thinking about the Simpsons and the Flaming Moe drink. What are the ingredients to make that?

1 oz Brandy
1/2 oz Blackberry Liqueur
1 oz Creme de Menthe
1 oz Pineapple Juice
1 oz Sloe Gin
2 tbsp Grape Cough Syrup

 

February 15, 2008

Why do most TV talk show hosts use light blue colored note cards or paper for their on-camera notes?

Light blue is the least noticable, white reflects too much light and also messes with the white balance on the cameras


Since you guys have recently had the chance to fire some weapons, I was wondering that if you were in that lecture hall at NIU and were carrying a concealed weapon, would you (could you) have minimized what this person did. I know this is a little deep for your show, but after reading some of the comments after some of the online stories, the old debate about gun control is taking center stage again. I would like to think that if I were in that situation and had the oppurtunity to do something, I would.

Based on our recent chance to use those exact firearms there is proof that neither of us would have been able to aim well enought to do much good. We might have been a good distraction though!


I lost a filling and can't get into the dentist right away but it hurts!! Is there anything I can put in it to stop the pain until I can get it refilled?

DentTemp is a filler that is sold in the toothpaste aisle for about $4. It will fill temporarily to help ease the pain and the dentist can stll remove it when you go in.


What is Mr. Miyagi's first name?

His full name is Mr. Kesuke Miyagi


Where online can I watch old fights? I try to watch them all but I've missed a couple and woud like to see them. I don't have the internet.

Well, the internet is going to be your best bet. You could go to the library and use the free internet there or go to a friends house.


Is it true that a lawyer can only deal with the executors of a will and not the heirs even if they are mentioned in the will. Can heirs contact the lawyer for the estate? It's been over a year and the executor is saying that the lawyer is not getting back to them.

Well, we're not professionals but for something like this you probably need to get your own lawyer and have that lawyer contact the lawyer for the estate.

 

February 8, 2008

How do they change the numbers on the PowerBall billboards?

Some of them are digital and can be changed by remote, others still have to be changed manually.


Can you get your braces locked if two people with braces kiss? They show it in funny movies and stuff but can it actually happen?

Yes, you can get hooked together but you usually don't get as stuck as in the movies.


Where in the US can you ride in a fighter jet and how much would it cost?

Air Combat USA has a Chicago location
Incredible Adventures is in Florida if you're gonna be down south


I am trying to clean some kitchen chairs, they are upholstered chairs from a hotel. I've tried several things so far but nothing is getting the stains out.

Spot Shot (blue & orange can), use carefully though, don't leave on too long
Resolve (carpet cleaner) also works well, rinse very good with water
Car detail shops use OxyClean with super hot water, you could try that or you could just take them to a detail shop if they are good chairs and worth putting out some money to get them clean. Car washes like Water Park that have a detail shop would be someplace to call


You were talking to the Duct Tape Guys this morning and you said something about putting duct tape on warts to get rid of them.

We've never actually done it but there have been stories about it:
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2002/10/14/health/main525523.shtml
When Bill was a kid his mom crushed Asprin and mixed it with Castor Oil, then applied it to the wart and covered it with a bandaid. This worked but you have to do it everyday.


I heard you mention that Bon Jovi and Daughtry will be in a concert together coming up soon, when is it?

It will be April 20th in Des Moines at the Wells Fargo Arena.


I went to the Iowa Wisconsin game and I was wondering if anyone could tell me anything about that huge light that flashes at random times during the game.

The official photographer for the game is connected to a giant strobe so each time he takes a shot the light flashes over the entire arena.


Last week on House MD at the end of the show they played Honky Tonk Woman, it was an old blues version though, who was it by?

Taj Mahal did the Rolling Stones cover that was played on House MD, you can listen to it on YouTube.


How close do you have to be to a bullet to hear the whiz as it passes by?

Very close, you've got to be within about 6 feet to hear it.


Why aren't all power lines buried underground? We live out away from town and we lose power everytime there is a storm.

Costs involved in repair is higher for buried lines and transformers only last about half the time if buried.


Is there a hotel in the Peoria area that is similar to the Grand Harbor Resort which is in Dubuque?

No one could tell us about any directly in Peoria but here are a couple that are in Illinois:
Grizzly Jack's Grand Bear Lodge is in Utica, IL (Starved Rock)
Coco Key in Rockford and Chicago


Did Beth have her videos done by that guy in Cedar Rapids over Christmas? If so, how did they turn out?

She took them to someone local to who said they could do it by Christmas and they STILL have them. Maybe she'll have them in time for her dad's birthday in April....

 

February 1, 2008

My ex-boyfriend bought me an iPod while we are dating and now since we broke up I don't have access to my files which were on his computer. How do I get access to all my songs and my account?

When you setup your iPod on your computer be sure to set it to manually synchronize. If you have it set to auto-synch it will remove them from your iPod since they aren't in your library yet. When you setup your iTunes (if you have the username and password for your old account) it will ask you if you want to transfer your information to the new computer. It should transfer everything into your library from your account.

If you want to back up the files on your iPod before your try the set up you can use a program calledPod Player to extract your songs from your iPod


I was thinking about going over to Iraq and driving an 18 wheeler and I was wondering about Corpsman Dave's opinion on that. They pay you some pretty good money to do it and that's something my family could really use right now.

If the extra money is worth your life then go for it. They don't give you the money up front so be sure your family is going to be able to live without a paycheck for a little while. Also, make totally sure that your family gets the money if you were to die while over there. Read over any and all paperwork carefully.

 

January 25, 2008

Could you ask Corpsman Dave if it's true that during basic training he only gets a total of 5 rounds of ammo for the entire basic training to use with a M16. (Because of budget constraints) That's what I heard about the Navy, anyway.

They gave him a week's training on M16's and he got about 10 rounds.


What is the tax break they've been talking about?

Single if you make $75,000 or less you get $600
Married if you make $150,000 or less you get $1,200
You get $300 for each child
Check are expected to be sent out in May and June of this year.


Do you have to pay taxes next year on the tax break they are giving us this year?

You'll probably have to declare it as income next year. Still it's free money.


The roads in town are concrete but with pot holes why do they fill them with asphalt?

Winter answer: It's warm when they patch it and it bonds as it cures
Summer answer: It's just cheaper
It is done to bond the surface of the road so that water doesn't get under the cement. Concrete takes approximately 28 days to dry completely. There is a product (much more expensive and not used for small patches) that will dry within 5 hours and it is used in large area like if a water main breaks one day, the road gets torn up and then the next day the road is fixed and open.


I'm trying to download music and I was wondering if there is any sites out there that are still free?

We got a lot of suggestions from listeners all listed below. First off be sure you have anti-virus software installed and that you scan downloaded items before playing/watching them.
www.limewire.com
www.bittorrentz.com
www.frostwire.com
www.projectplaylist.com
www.utorrent.com
www.blubster.com
www.bearshare.com
www.thepiratebay.org (site based in Sweden, were pirated music is legal)

 

December 14, 2007

I live in west central IL and every time I try to pick up your statio I get a Christian station kind of mixed in. What kind of an antenae booster can I get?

A Dipole antenae for about $2 at Radio Shack should boost it. Or get a cheap transistor radio and use bateries instead of plugging it in.


A couple weeks ago you were talking about all the football teams wearing 21 on their helemts now the NE Patriots had 91 on their helmets what is that?

The Patriots are wearing circular stickers on the backs of their helmets with the number 91 on them, in honor of their teammate, the late Marquise Hill.


Beth needs to transfer some old 8 mm film to DVD for Christmas and it needs to be done quick, help!

Mike at Pro Video in Cedar Rapids IA 319-368-7779

 

December 7, 2007

Why do they put a deposit on pop but not bottled water?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Container_deposit_legislation


Who sings that parody Christmas song Walking 'round in Women's Underwear?

Bob Rivers "Twisted Christmas"


Will Mark Perry of Iowa be allowed to wrestle or not????

He is officially out! The reason why he has to stay out is that his penalty was to miss the next meet, the previous meet got postponed.


How long would it take for a school of Piranhas to strip a cow to the bone?

Most of what they eat is other fish's fins. It would take a huge school of them to strip a cow...


I have a new car with a navigation system and there is no way to chagne the time (2006 Chrysler 300 C) since daylight savings I have been an hour off. Any ideas?

Reselect the time zone and it should reset to the correct time.


I am going to Mexico to be in a wedding soon. Is there anything I need to know about what I can take? Especially liquids, what's the rule on those?

This page shows the latest info on what you can take: www.tsa.gov/assets/pdf/prohibited_and_permitted_items_10-24-07.pdf


My boss has a Japanese flag from world war II with Japanese writing on it, where would you go to get that translated?

Try any local university or college where they teach Japanese and they should be able to translate it for you. Or online try contacting:
http://www.translation-unlimited.com


You always hear that you are supposed to drink 8-glasses of water per day. How come if you drink too much water you can die from it?

If you drink too much water too fast you can get water intoxication and hyponatremia. It throws off the balance and screws up your cells, swelling of brain tissues can cause seizures, coma and ultimately death unless things are put back in balance quickly. More info:
http://chemistry.about.com/cs/5/f/blwaterintox.htm


When the cops do a marjiuana bust what do they do with all of the lights and all of that stuff that was confiscated?

They auction off some of it, that can be used again for non-illegal activites


In several of his movies Don Knotts says "Why don't you run up an alley and holler fish!" What does this mean?

It's an insult. According to a couple websites it t either means "hush up" or that you are so dumb you could only be good at selling fish in an alley.


In the movie National Lampoon's Christmas vacation what is the gift that Clark leaves for his boss?

Coffee mug shaped like a boot? That's the best answer we got...

 

November 16, 2007

What happens to all the road kill after they scrape it off the road?

It is either incinerated/cremated or taken to rendering plants.


A flag that is folded up during a funeral ceremony for a veteran and given to the family is it wrong to use that flag to fly for the 4th of July and then refold it.

They have the right to do anything they want with it and flying it in respect of the fallen veteran is a nice tribute.


Why do the oil companies charge 9/10 of a penny on each gallon of gas?

Basically they are making it cost as much as they can without going to the next cent. Doesn't seem like much but it can add up. Say gas is $3.02 & 9/10 and you buy a gallon, do you think you are going to pay $3.02? Nope, since you can't pay with 10ths of a cent it gets rounded up to the closest cent and you are charged $3.03.


My husband's iPod went through the washing machine. I found a site on the internet that says it can dry out but it's been a month and we still can't it to turn on.

It's probably toast, you might be able to send it in to Apple but I would call them first. A listener said to put it in a bag with rice overnight and the rice will absorb the water, worked for her but if it's already been a month you are probably out of luck.


How come in some branches of the military they wear the flag patch on the right arm and some on the left arm?

Army is on the right arm, NASA and coastguard have it on the left
http://www.marlowwhite.com/faq-why-is-the-flag-patch-reversed.html

 

Why are all the car dealerships closed on Sunday, I mean you can look but you can't buy a car?

It is a Blue Law, more infor here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_law

Is there any place that will come and put up my Christmas lights?

Kelly's Complete Home and Lawn Service in Davenport, IA 563-570-0703, other garden centers probably offer the same service.


Why are the roofs of school buses painted white now instead of yellow?

White is the most reflective color therefore the least hot in the summer.


Can dogs get aids?

Yes: http://www.doctordog.com/DrdogNewsletter/ehrlichia.html


I have a 1997 Dodge Ram, can I burn E85 in it? Or is there a way to convert it to.

No, the motor has to be designed for it.


You said on the air that Beth got a brand new car, what kind is it?

2008 Altima Coupe 2-door


We are going to Vegas, where can we go for some "adult excitement"?

There is a club called The Beach, normal in the evening but by the wee hours pretty much everyone is naked.
Anotehr suggestion is to go to The Schoolhouse and ask for "Peaches".
Dirty Lady Ranch 80 miles north of Vegas if you're into that
http://www.wedoitallvegas.com has some links too.

You guys are always joking about Judge Judy peeing on stuff, what started all of that?

It all started when we were reading the list of TV's Top Money Earners and Judge Judy was #8 on the list. We talked about how she has written a number of book and makes money from that as well as TV and that one of her books is titled "Don't Pee On My Leg and Tell Me It's Raining". All fine and innocent banter right? But the same day we were also talking about Michael Douglas being stung by a jellyfish on vacation and having his 5-year of son pee on his back where he got stung so of course later in the morning we were talking about a problem and a listener e-mailed and said we should have Judge Judy pee on it!

October 19, 2007

If you are driving and get pulled over and are drinking a non-alcoholic beer can you get a ticket for DUI or open container?

Yes, there is still a small amount of alcohol in NA beer (minors can't buy it) so you can get a ticket for open container.


When is the Sonic on Elmore opening?

The sign out front says "Open Monday 2pm" at4740 Elmore Avenue in Davenport. There is already one open by the Walmart in west Davenport at 3345 West Kimberly. There will also be one coming soon in Moline on Avenue of the Cities.


I have a situation that has really got me fired up & want to find out more information about it. I work with a girl that has a serious shopping/spending addiction and she has told many employees that her plan is to max out all of her credit cards & then file for bankruptcy. Now, this truly ticks me off and I am wondering if she can really do this because I thought it was much harder to file bankruptcy because of laws changing. So, my first question is; is it possible for her to do this ALSO is there a way to “turn her in” because this is breaking the law, right? If she gets away with this I may lose my mind, this has really got me riled up!!

The credit card part is fraud and purchasing all the items without intent to pay for them is considered theft and is pre-meditated.


Over in Britain do the mail delivery people sit on the opposite side of their vehicle (left side)?

Yes they do!


What is Elton John's song Benny and the Jets about? Also who is Mandy in the song Mandy by Barry Manilow?

Benny and the Jets is a fictious rock band. Mandy is a dog.


What did Girls Gone Wild guy Joe Francis do to get life in prison?

He's not in for life. He's in for tax evasion awaiting charges.


If you have a white tire on your bike and you skid does it leave a mark?

It won't be black like a regular skid mark more like a dirty white smudge if anything at all.


Short story: I smashed my friend's windshield and I need to know how do I take the windshield out and replace it? Long story: I saw two bugs doing it on my firend's windshield and I thought they should get a room so I smashed them with my fist.

Our best idea is to get it done professionally. If you rreally want to give it a go yourself you need to use a piano wire. You have to go around the whole gasket to release the windshield. The hard part is to get it completely sealed when you get the new windshield in so that it doesn't leak.


I live in Illinois, my daughter moved to Iowa over the summer so that she could gain residancy staus to get lower tuition?

Iowa admissions states that a student who moved to Iowa may be eligible after 12 consecutive months.


I am trying to open a meat locker with my father. Who can we talk to about writing a business plan to give to the bank?

There are some great books by Matthew Lesko, I wouldn't recommend buying them but maybe borrow them from the library. Call the Iowa Department of Economic Development at 1-800-532-1216. There is also a group called SCORE on both sides of the river that can help you in opening a small business.


My young daughter has recently started having nightmares. She also has an imaginary friend called Shadow who she plays with during the day but she'll wake up at night and say that Shadow hurt her. What should I do?

www.nightterrors.org is a good resource to check out and you should really check with your pediatrician as well. A caller said his son's doctor said Let the child fall asleep and after about 2 hours wake them up completely and then let them go back to sleep.


On the new show Carpoolers there is a black character who I swear is the same guy who played Steve Urkel, is it him?

Nope, it's Jerry Minor but they do look similar. Jaleel White played Steve Urkel.


How do you get permant ink off of vinyl or linoleum?

Baby wipes should do the trick, if not use Goo Gone. Mr. Clean Magic Eraser also might do the trick.


I was wondering what is the easiest way to wallpaper?

Use pre-pasted wallpaper with a small repetitive pattern.


I work for a corporation. They are fairly strict about e-mails and what we "browse" on the internet. We get 60 minutes a day to check stuff out. My first week here I tried pulling up your website and this is what it says:

Access to this web page is restricted at this time.

Reason: The Internet category "Tasteless" is filtered.

Try going to www.twodorks.com instead

Are you guys having the wiener dog races this year?

Yes! We will be doing this with the QC Flames and with the Rough Riders in Cedar Rapids at an upcoming game near you!

 

September 28, 2007

How do you get cat pee out of the uphostery of your vehicle? My cat was in the carrier and it leaked outside of it right onto the seat.

We have a number of recommendations: Unrine Off, Odoban, Nature's Miracle, clean it with lemon juice and last get it steam cleaned


So, back to last week about the oil changes. Do you go by the sticker that is put in your car? Or follow the electronic one in the car that says you still have more oil life left? Example was that according to the oil sticker, I have approximately 600 miles left on the oil change. My car says I still have 68% oil life left before an oil change. I have always gone with the 3000 miles, but would like to know what others say!

If you have a newer car that's under warrenty it's best to follow what the electrontic one says and take it in when it says that it's time. With older cars generally 3,000 miles is a good rule of thumb.


Do you know when Van Halen is coming to the area?

Oct 16 & 18 they will be in Chicago (All State Arena 16th, United Center 18th)


How do you get fingernail polish out of your rug?

Three things to try: Spot Shot, Goo Gone or Opps! If your carpet is dark you may want to try these in area that doesn't show (like under a piece of furniture) to make sure it won't lighted the carpet. Be sure to have a spary bottle of water or a wet rag to rinse the carept after cleaning.


Every time I get a hangover my legs hurt all the next day, why?

Alcohol will deplete you body of needed vitamins and nutrients. Try some vitamin B6 or B12, drink lots of water and taking Pamperin or Midol (seriously) will help.


Whatever happened to Klinger, why isn't he on the show anymore?

He still helps out the show at times fo events but doesn't work for the station any longer.


Beth, you're health nut. Can you tell me what brand is the healthiest butter to buy?

No butter is the healthiest choice.


This may not be very PC but I was wondering if midget babies are the same size as normal babies? I have seen adults but never babies or children and just wondered about it.

They are normal sized until at least 6 months until up to about 2 years when their growth slows down.


I would like to know the proper way to store record albums. I have some nice ones and I would like to keep them in the best condition possible.

First take the plastic wrapper off (it can hold moisture). Don't stack them, as that can leave impressions in the cardboard. Store side-by-side, straight up and down. If they're already warped you may want to check out this link:
http://crave.cnet.com/8301-1_105-9782558-1.html


Why is Cedar Rapids called the City of 5 Seasons?

It's for the traditional four seasons and a "fifth season" is "a time to enjoy" the other four. The symbol of the five seasons is the Tree of Five Seasons sculpture in downtown Cedar Rapids.


I have an old album by the Masked Maraudersfrom 1969, I've looked all over but there is no information on the cover.... who was in the band?

It was supposed to be a supergroup made up of Bob Dylan, Mick Jagger, John Lennon, Paul McCartney and George Harrison. In reality it was a group of Berkley studio musicians. Snopes has more information.

 

September 21, 2007

If I set my cruise control to 75 will I really have gone 75 miles within an hour?

If not exctly 75 miles you'll be pretty darn close. There are a few factors that will affect the actual such as tire pressure, hills and valleys.


I have a question about AM radio waves, why does the radio always cut out if you go under a bridge or beneath an overpass?

They are a different frequency length that is blocked by solid objects.


Are there any sites that list songs that are used in TV shows?

www.tunefind.com and http://imdb.com/Search/soundtracks


Where is the cheapest place to get your oil changed in the area?

We had a lot of listeners call in but the cheapest ended up being the $8.99 oil change at Maple Leaf in Geneseo


I was wondering if when you sell your house if you have to disclose that you have spirits there. And I mean ghosts, not alcohol.

No you do not have to.


Can I sue a collection agency that is trying to collect money from me on a credit card that has been settled and cancelled for 3.5 years?

Check with a lawyer as they will be able to tell you for free or they may take your case.


How come you can't run cars off of propane?

They actually can, some buses run off of it. You can get a conversion kit for your car. The hard part is finding a place that you can fill your car with it.

 

September 14, 2007

I know you guys are world class travellers... so what would be your fFavorite drink on a cruise ship?

Try a Very Dangerous (vodka, tequila, gin, rum, cranberry) or a Miami Vice (vodka, Pina Colada Mix, Daiquiri Mix)


Is there a law in Illinois about wearing motorcycle helmets?

Not yet, but there has been alot of debate lately on this.


Why do black olives come in tin cans and green olives come in glass jars?

Black olives, technically known as black ripe olives, come in a can because we actually cook them in the can. Olives go in, a brine or juice is added, cans are sealed and they then go into a continuous cooker. Glass simply can't hold up to the intensity of the cooking process. Green olives, meanwhile, are processed differently — they're pasteurized but not cooked, then put in jars with brine added.


Do you have any news about Dr. Demento, I heard he was dead?

Nope, still alive! He's 66 years old.


Speaking of Dr. Demento who sang that Fish Heads song?

It was Barnes & Barnes


Football quarterbacks, why do they have the dot on their helmets?

The dot marks the ONLY helmet on the field with communications.


There is a barge with big white tank, what the heck is in the tank? They even made a road out to it.

Several callers/e-mailers say it's a fueling station / potable water


How old is Ozzy Osbourne? I heard that he always says that he is like 6 years older than he actually is.

Ozzy was born in 1948.


We are going house hunting this weekend. Do you have any pointers for things to look for?

Check the basement for water damage. Look at ceilings for stains. Find out when the roof, furnace, air conditioning unit, etc were replaced. Check out the neighbors and the area (barking dogs). Put an offer on it but make the offer pending a whole house inspection

 

September 7, 2007

There are certain songs that my iPod won't play. It just skips right over. I can see it and listen to it on iTunes through my computer but on my iPod it is there and it just skips it.

Yes, I have had this happen. If the song is pirated it wll probably not recognize it. Also, make sure the song is checked. Also you may have moved it on your computer and the file path won't be recognized.


Since you already have streaming audio over the internet, could you not set up a web cam and have streaming video. Your listeners would enjoy seeing how well you're dressed each day. Especially Dwyer, who is recognized as a fashion trend setter.

It's a bit expensive to have streaming audio and streaming video would take up even more space/bandwith plus it's just us sitting here with a stack of paper and our computers so after about 3 minutes you'd be bored.


Whatever happened to Ralph who used to work on the show?

He's married and they have two kids now. He used to manage an electronics store but we think he now works for the yellow pages or one of those directories.


What song plays on the baby grand piano at the House On The Rock?

Hungarian Rhapsody #2

Does it still take a long time to get your passport?

Yes! Apply early as they still seem to have quite a backlog. If you pay the postal service you can pay at the post office to expedite it, a listener just got his back in a week and a half.


I have some baseball sets from McDonald's that they put out a couple years ago. I was wondering if they have any value. It was everytime that Mark McGuire made a record they offered them.

Check eBay to see if anyone is buying them. Dwyer said the autographed balls are going for about $7 right now.

 


I was wondering if there is anyplace that still sells soda in glass bottles? I mean like Coke or Pepsi not the little know brands.

Mexican store sometimes sell Pepsi and Coke in glass bottle but it's from Mexico so there will be a bit of a different taste. Try these sites:
www. Sodapopstop.com or www.Sodajerks.com

 

August 31, 2007

Did that guy in the motorhome who was looking for his lost cat ever find it?

Not that we know of. According to the news he has gone home.


How do you clean a canvas boat cover?

Here is an article that shouldl help you get it clean:
http://ezinearticles.com/?Cleaning-Canvas-Tops-on-Boats&id=27285


What was the TV back in the 80's that starred Ernie Reyes Jr.?

It was Sidekicks (1986) and it ran for only one season.


I was driving home yesterday from Amboy, IL to Morrison, IL and on route 30 from highway 52 west towards I-88 I was behind a wide load that had to be 100 to 120 ft long. I bet the truck and trailer had about 12-16 axles it had a blocker truck ahead and behind it. We stopped at every bridge so that only this truck would be on the bridge. I did get a chance to drive by it as it sat on the on ramp to I-88 heading westbound. The item that was on the trailer looked like a tank, but with no gun, tracks, or canopy. I have no idea what it was. Can you tell me?

It was the top of a cooling tower that's going to southern Illinois. A listener actually stopped and talked to the trucker when he was stopped.

I need some movie recommendations for the long weekend, do you guys have any favorites?

Bill - This Is Spinal Tap
Greg - The Saw series
Beth - Bourne movies
Sultan - Bubba Ho-tep or The Last Dragon


I have a question about the Turkey River. I was wondering what are those floating numbers in the water? You see them every so often but they are only visible when you are in the water.

Michaels thinks they may be like the mile markers you see on the highway so that you can reference them if you get in trouble. This page may be a bit more helpful though: http://www.lcra.org/water/safety/boating/markers.html


I was told that if a major league pitcher throws a no-hitter they are automaticaly entered into the hall of fame.

You have to be voted into the hall of fame by your peers, you don't just get in automatically. No matter what you accomplish on the field you still have to be voted in. If you throw a perfect game, you actually do get into the hall of fame. You are not technically voted in but your name goes on the list of perfect games.


Why do I get a pack of hot dogs in a pack of 10 and then they only sell buns in a bag of 8?

For buns it is mostly because bakers prefer dozens or mulitples of three and four. Hot dogs are normally sold in a 16 ounce package which equals 10 normal dogs OR 8 jumbo dogs.


I was wondering, how hard is it to be a DJ? It sounds like you guys have a blast everyday. Do you have to have a lot of experience or schooling to be a DJ?

Days like today... a chimp could do our job. 90% of the time, you're right...it's a blast. Other days, it's a struggle: no callers, no funny news stories, guests cancel, equipment breaks, etc. and we still have to try to have fun. But, we did go to college and have been doing this for almost 20 years. It helps that we were trouble makers all our lives, too!


I was wondering if there is something in keg beer that causes headaches. My friend and I have a running argument about this 'cause it seems like you can drink the same amount of keg beer as bottle/can beer and you wake up with a headache.

We talked about this several years ago but we must have been drunk at the time 'cause we can't remember. Listeners have a couple ideas, one called in and told us that it's the CO2 from the keg. Another listener says that keg beer is not pasturized like the bottled beer. The bottled beer is pasteurized to increase shelf life for the beer. The gates aren't big enough to pasteurize the kegs which is also why they have a shorter shelf life.

 

August 24, 2007

What is the restuarant that you guys always go to up near Chicago?

Jim & Pete's in Elmwood Park
www.jimandpetes.com


Where near there can I find a good cannolli? I NEED a decent Italian bakery.

Turano's in Chicago (Berwyn) www.turanobakery.com
Locally try: Antonella's Ristorante & Pizza 112 W 3rd St, Davenport, IA

What is the pizza joint in Chicogo where you can draw on the walls?

Geno's East Pizza
162 E Superior St, Chicago, IL
www.ginoseast.com


Why is it illegal to kill bats?

It's more to actually protect you than the bats, they carry disease a lot of disease and in trying to catch or kill one yourself you have a much better chance of getting bit or scratched than having a professsional do it. Which leads us to our next question...

Another listener wrote in that they are getting bats in their house. They have gotten 3 so far this summer. How do you get rid of them, is there a trap or a repellent of some kind?

There are licensed professionals that will bat proof your house, or trap them. Bats can get in through a hole that's about 3/8, as long as they can fit their head in then they can fit the rest of their body.

Does the character on the Simpson's who has the comic book store have an actual name? Not the person who does the voice, but the actual character name on the show.

Jeff Albertson is the name of "Comic Book Guy" who is voiced by Hank Azaria.


I'm helping with a wedding in 2 weeks and they are doing a bit of a semi theme... the groom is a trucker and they are leaving the church in his semi, anyway can you think of a "trucker" song that could be playing in the background while the DJ /Band announces the wedding party at the start of the reception?? Thanks for any suggestions!

Eastbound and Down - Jerry Reed
Convoy - CW McCall
King of the Road - Roger Miller
18 Wheels on a Big Rig - Trout Fishing In America
On The Road Again - Willie Nelson
Trucker Hat - Bowling For Soup
Driving My Life Away - Eddie Rabbit
6 Days On The Road - Dave Dudley / Sawyer Brown
Truck Driving Man - Dave Dudley
Theme Song to BJ & The Bear
Truckin' - The Grateful Dead
Space Truckin' - Deep Purple


I am trying to find out the name of a movie I remember watching when I was younger. It was about a young boy that ran away from home with his pet raccoon and he ends up living out in the woods near a pond in a hallow tree. I remember the boy ends up building a chimney out of clay that he gathered. The boy would also frequent the library and read up on survival tips and ends up catching and training a Perigan Falcon to help him get food. I remember he befriends the librarian and another man he met in the woods. Any ideas on what the movie is and if its available on DVD?

Beth had this movie when she was a kid, it's called My Side Of The Mountain. The DVD costs $10 on Amazon.

 

August 17, 2007

Why do they call ears of corn "ears" of corn?

"Ear" in the context of corn goes all the way back to Gothic ahs (which had the same meaning as Latin acus) 'husk of corn'. It has meant, in Old English since c. 800, 'a spike or head of corn, wheat, etc.'. It is the part of this cereal plant which contains the flowers, grains, or seeds. Since 1622, "ear" has also meant 'a head of maize'. There is no connection to "ear" as the organ of hearing.


Is the One Club golf tournament you are putting on preferred ball?

Nope, it will be preferred shot, preferred ball would take to long.


Why does the passenger side mirror have the writing on it "Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear" but the driver's side does not?

The driver's side mirror is standard, the passenger side is convex. The different types of mirrors make up for the difference in distance between the driver and the mirror. The convex mirror compresses the image, so that you have a wider range of vision. The convex mirror isn't necessary on the driver's side, because since you are closer to that mirror, you already have that wider range of vision with the standard mirror.


I have a picture from a magazine that I would love to get in poster size. I took it t Kinko's and to Staple's but they said they couldn't make a copy of it since it was a copyrighted picture. If I take a picture of this image and take it to get enlarged is it still copyrighted or can I get a poster made of it?

No, it is still the same image and it is still copyrighted. You have to get permission in order to reproduce it in any way.


Why are manhole covers not put in the center of the lane so that you can stradle them with your car tires? Some are so bumpy and it drives me nuts!

They put it closer to the edge of the road so that they have to remove the least amount of road if repairs are needed.


I paid off my house but I didn't really get any type of paperwork or release. What am I supposed to have to prove that I own it?

When you make your final payment on your mortgage, the bank or mortgage
company will issue a "Release of Mortgage". This gets recorded at the County Recorder's Office, then generally returned to the bank or mortgage company. The caller can obtain a copy of the originally recorded deed to the property at the County Court House where the property is located.


Will you guys ever be doing another White Castle Slider Run?

It's on the back burner for now. The person who used to help us with this is no longer with White Castle and there are new regulations.


Is there an age that you can legally leave your child home alone?

You can take a babysitting class at age 10 but you can't get your certificate until age 11.


Are you going to be affiliated with the hockey team at the i wireless Center - even though they aren't the Mallards anymore?

Yes, and we've confirmed that we can still shoot t-shirts into the crowd!

 

August 3, 2007

Of all the candidates running for the presidency, who do you guys and Beth support?

Beth - still deciding (independent)
Michaels - Mitt Romney
Dwyer - John McCain


I had Landshark Beer down at Cabo Wabo, where locally can I get this?

Closest place that sells it is about an hour away in DePue, Illinois. They have a locator on their site: www.landsharklager.com

I am looking for a salon or spa that does a Brazillian bikini wax. Can any listeners suggest a good place to go?

Paula at City Look at Westdale Mall in Cedar Rapids, IA
Serenity Salon & Day Spa in Moline, IL offers it in the Quad Cities
Diane at Trends in Iowa City, IA
Helene at Judy’s Barber Styling in Bettendorf, IA (Cumberland Square)


I have some of the Marilyn Monroe wine bottles, any idea what they are worth and how to go about selling them?

eBay is going to be your best bet for a high price but if they are not going very high then we'd say just hang on to them until the prices go up


Is there a certain way to tie a toga? Help!

www.tieatoga.com
www.party-oz.com.au/party.php?id=2778

 

July 27, 2007

Where can you take part in the old timers wrestling?

Sherrard, IL high school – check with Jeff Garrett


Where can you get a water balloon sling shot?

Check at the same place you purchase pools – also at Ted’s Boatarama in Rock Island, IL

What do I do on short notice for a bachelorette party?

Make a scavenger hunt for the girls… the list is located on the website under recent junk – at the bottom of the page – it is called the bachelorette scavenger hunt


How did diesel fuel get in the premium pump? We were riding and put premium gas in but it was actually diesel.

You might want to put an ad in a local paper requesting other people who had a similar incident in that town.

Where can I sell the toolboxes for my Snapon sets?

You can list it on eBay or can sell it back to Snapon. Also, try an auction house.

Why do they call an easy fly ball a can of corn?

It is an easy catch – comes from the old days when a can of corn was knocked down off of a shelf – easy catch

Where do I get a used xbox 360?

Video games etc. is right next to Kmart and the other is right next to Westdale Mall in cedar rapids.

July 20, 2007

Why do I keep hearing “Two Dorks Radio Network?” I know nothing about broadcasting, but does “Two Dorks Radio Network” mean that you are the radio equivalent of syndicated or incorporated?

We are syndicated now since we are on in the Quad Cities and Cedar Rapids. The Two Dorks Radio Network is a transitional element for us so that when we go to the break on either station you are not hearing Dwyer and Michaels two times in a row.


I am flying to Florida in a week. I should have researched this sooner, but I get really nervous and have a lot of anxiety about flying. Is there an over-the-counter drug I can take to relax me or something else I can do? What about calling my doctor for a prescription? Does Dramamine have the calming effect? I just don't know what to do. I know I am going to freak out when I step on that plane. It always happens. PLEASE HELP!

Beth says she also has a little anxiety about flying but she tries to have things to do for the whole flight. Whether it is reading, puzzle books or writing a lettter, having something to keep busy helps you not to focus on whatever makes you nervous during the flight. Michaels' neighbor also called in and mentioned Rescue Remedy which is a natural product that helps to calm you. www.rescueremedy.com
Another suggestion is to get an anti-anxiety medication like Xanax from your doctor.


My Grandmother used to have a Mills slot machine and when she passed someone else in the family got it. I want to get the same one for my mom and I want to get one like it that is an actual antique, not a repro. Where is a reputable place that I can contact to try to get one?

www.nationsattic.com


Why does corn have to be detasseled? What does it do to the corn?

Seed corn is the type of corn that is detasseled. The detassleing is done to sterilize the female plants so the male plants (the non-detassled) can pollinate them. It is only done in fields that they are planning on using for next years seed. It is not done on corn that will be sent to the market.

 

June 29, 2007

Behind the new police station in Cedar Rapids there is a huge mound of trash, what's going on?

The mound of trash is not connected in any way to the police station.


We are having a car wash and we wanted to play the song Car Wash, can you tell us who sings it?

Rose Royce is the one who sings it.


Why are barns usually painted red? And also what is that circle pattern that you see on some of them mean?

Back in the day they used rust to color the paint because it was readily available to farmers. Wealthy farmers are said to have died the paint with blood from recent slaughters. The circles are a Pennsylvania Dutch tradition for luck


Why do football players wear something that looks like tape or tight sweat bands up around the bottom of their biceps, just above the elbow???

There is a tendon in your arm there so the band is for protection.


Have you guys seen where there is a pair of shoes are tied together with their laces and thrown up over a telephone wire? Does this mean something about gangs or drugs or why do people do it?

There seem to be quite a number of ideas about what this means and each listener had a different meaning for it as well. Here's a couple links with all the different meanings:
http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a5_274.html
http://www.snopes.com/crime/gangs/sneakers.htm

 

June 22, 2007

Is there a special reason for using the number 21 in the 21 gun salute?

http://www.army.mil/CMH/faq/salute.htm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/21-gun_salute
http://www.snopes.com/military/21gun.asp


Why can't you say the s-word on the radio?

The FCC regulates which words are *acceptable* and if we don't follow the rules we can get fined.


What band has been together the longest with the same original members?

U2 and Aerosmith were in the running but we think that ZZ Top is probably the winner.


I've got a 1955 Olds that I need new floor mats for, the all rubber ones, where should I call?

Here's a couple places to start:
Stock Interiors in South Carolina: www.stockinteriors.com
Duffy's in Cedar Rapids might have it: www.duffys.com


What is the shelf life for tap water?

For regular tap water it's about 6 months. Bottled water does not technically have a shelf life but it is usually dated for 2 years for stock rotation. More information about water can be found here: www.finewaters.com


When you buy gas the actual gas does not cost as much as is listed at the pump... Where does the extra money go?

CNN breaks it down for you in this article.


What are those balls for that you see on power lines?

They are in place for air planes so that they do not fly into the wires.


Where or when can I find a station for E85 fuel? There is only one station that I know of in the area so far.

There aren't many in the area yet but this site will show you the locations.


Has there been any information released on Zach De La Rochas solo album (the former Rage Against the Machine lead singer). I heard about it shortly after they broke up, then nothing. What is up with it?

They are back together now and the solo album never got produced. You can find some footage on YouTube.

 

June 15, 2007

What is being built on the corner of 53rd and Elmore (in front of Quad Cities Suzuki)? Is that where the new Sonic is going?

Yes! No opening date for that one yet but there is also one going up by the Wal-Mart on West Kimberly which will open in the middle of July.


Who played bass in The Doors?

Ray Manzarek


Where can I find old QC Mallards memorabillia?

They used to have The Mallards Nest at the Mark but that's probably all QC Flame merch now. Our best idea would be eBay or local thrift stores. Maybe even put a wanted ad in the paper or in the local online classified.


I was wondering if anyone can tell me how I can establish a "quiet zone" in my small town of 500. A train goes through my town and sounds the horn all the way through it at all hours of the day. I lived in WI and the whole city of La Crosse has a quiet zone established. I was wondering if anyone in Iowa has done this or what I need do to get it started. We already have auto crossing gates at all intersections with lights and sound.

Go to the city council and ask. Since you have the crossing gates and lights already there should be no reason for horns to be used.


During the winter we used our fireplace and now I have about a half garbage can full of ash. Can I use this in my garden?

Yes you can, but use it sparingly though as it is very alkaline (high pH) and adding large amounts to the soil can be harmful rather than helpful. This link has some great information. Also, depending on what type of plants or veggies you have in your garden, be sure to check if any of them are especially acid or alkaline loving.


I was wondering how I should go about getting into radio?

Find a local radio talk show and start calling in with good information. Be someone who adds to the show on a regular basis (don't call every day and become a pain though). If they like you then start bugging the program director and maybe you can try for an internship. Another option with the internet you can start up your own broadcast and get a following that way.


I am repainting my house and we have wood siding. What's the best way to repaint?

Use oil based primer but wait at least a day after you pressure wash it so that it has time to dry properly. If you have any nicks or chunks in the wood you can use bondo (yes, the same stuff that's used on cars) to smooth things out.
http://paintingyourhouse.info/exterior_paint.htm
Another caller recommended spray-on vinyl but apparently it's not the easiest thing to accomplish.


Did they open that vault in Tulsa? Sorry if you already talked about this, I just turned the radio on this morning and remember today is the day you talked about several weeks ago.

The vault was opened today (June 15th). You can find out more about the whole festival in Tulsa here: http://www.buriedcar.com


June 8, 2007

Is there a place in the area that removes trees (I have 3 walnut) for free in return for keeping all of the wood?

River City Hardwoods will (hopefully) come and buy them from you.
2310 Hwy. 61, Muscatine, IA  (563) 263-3998
Other ideas: Put an add in the paper, or your local online Freecycle group, many people will come and cut down the tree if they can have the wood free for their work. Also, if they are near overhead power lines, or if the roots are getting into the sewer then your city or power company may remove it for free.


I had a question regarding the passport issue I heard on the news last night. I didn't know if you two had any information. It was about not need a passport to go to Mexico or Canada. That they were putting a 6 month suspension on that. Do you know anything about this? When does it start and who will qualify?

If you applied before June 8th but have not yet received your passport you can stll cross the border (Canada, Mexico, the Caribbean and Bermuda) through Sept 30th by air if you show photo ID and official proof of application.


Do worms get dizzy?

We think they must not since they do not have ears and the balance tubes in your ears are what can make you dizzy.


Why doesn’t Bill just quit your whining about how you can’t get into myspace, and CREATE A NEW PAGE!!! Let the old one go! Why won’t he do this? Why? I’ll tell you – He’s LAZY! Or he just likes playing the “computer illiterate” of the group… C’mon, STEP UP!!!!

Bill says to "Mind your own BUSINESS!"


We were drinking tequila last night and we noticed that they didn't have the calories listed. How can we keep to our diet if we don't know the calories?

A shot of tequila is about 115 calories, a better idea is a shot of 80 proof vodka which is only about 65 calories. Check this site : Alcohol Calorie Calculator


What kind of plastic tubing should be used to make mortors?

Schedule 80 PVC was recommended first but a number of people have called to say DO NOT use PVC. The most recommended tubes are made of cardboard. If cardboard isn't available, HDPE (high density polyethylene) is the only plastic that should be used. HDPE doesn't shatter into sharp pieces. It stretches and shreds like confetti. Much less hazardous.

Cardboard and HDPE tubes are available from online pyrotechnics supply shops: www.skylighter.com or www.firefox-fx.com
Fiberglass tubes are also recommended.


How much is Ron Popeil's net worth?

Ron himself says in excess of $100 million


Is Beth Davis related to Matt Davis?

Nope, Davis is not her real last name and it's probably not Matt's real last either, they just both picked easy names for their on-air identities.


When will you be back in the Quad Cities and when will you have another paintball outing?

We'll be back in the QCA on Friday, July 13th... as for paintball Dwyer still has welts from the last time!


When will you have another golf tourament?

Look for it later this summer, probably in September.

 

June 1, 2007

How do I make copies of a DVD?

Really depends on what you want to do and how computer savvy you are. Even if you have a DVD player and a DVD recorder hooked up it won't let you copy a movie DVD as there is a protection on most of them that will make the picture and audo go in if you try to record.
If you are into computers and you have a DVD burner on your computer then you can try DVD shrink software: www.dvdshrink.org
If you have a DVD that is a family home video type that is your own footage then you can take it to a duplication service like Various Video in Moline, IL (309) 797-0232


What were the two main uses for the Roman colosseum?

Okay, we got a lot of answers on this one until someone e-mailed to set us straight:

I hate to beat a dead horse but the 2 callers you had on the air about the games in Rome should have paid more attention in class.

The games were 3 parts. Two of them involved wild beasts. The first was a hunt, the second was to punish law breakers. The problem was that the beasts were so scared of the large amount of people, that the prisoners were tied to poles and draped with meat to entice the animals. The third were executions for other criminals and Christians with various methods of dispatching them. The Roman Emperor Constantine banned crucification as a method for killing Christians. There was so much blood during a single game that they would spray perfume on the crowd. There were no intermissions or as little downtime as possible, the games were held in order to promote government officials or bids for emperor. So the primary use for it was for political advancement by pleasing the populace.

There is NO evidence that the it was ever filled for naval games EXCEPT for 2 documents where it was reported that it had been filled. No one to this day knows how they did it, if they filled the aqueducts underneath the platform, it would have killed all the animals that were stored there.

Originally they showed theatric shows as well.


I really need a 1987 Kawasaki ZL 1000 motor breakdown manual, any ideas?

Try this site: www.repairmanual.com or give them a call 1-800-426-4214


I was wondering about Amish women, do the shave and are they ever allowed to remove their hat?

As far as we can figure Amish Women do not shave. Amish women do wear the small white "prayer cap" over their hair all day (can be removed while sleeping). Bonnets are worn when not in the home. The rules for wearing hats may differ in certain parts of the country but what we found was that married Amish women wear a black bonnet, single women wear white ones.


I'd like to find a place nearby (I live in Muscatine) to take my family camping without breaking the bank. I was wondering if anyone has any recommendations.

Pineview Cabins in Keithsburg, IL www.pineviewcabins.com

 

May 25, 2007

My friend is looking for an axle for her mobile home, where can she get one?

If she just needs it moved then call Yogi's Mobile Home service in Oxford, Iowa (319) 628-4804


Is there any place in Iowa that has a pro-wrestling school?

Here's two places to check out:
http://www.impactprowrestling.com
http://www.3xwrestling.com


I need an ATV salvage yard some where in the Tama area, any ideas?

Try Doug's 4-wheelers in Pella, Iowa

My son came home and asked us how he and his 3 sisters got in side of me. I said that when he finds someone he loves and they get married then they have a baby, but he said that he already know that and he wants to know how he was made. Now should I tell him now or wait? He's only 7 but I know that the other kids are talking about this at school, so should I just tell him the facts? Others say to go and get him the books that are for his age, what do you guys think?

Books are a good idea because it will give you something to talk about and something visual as well. Here's one for his age group:

It's So Amazing!: A Book about Eggs, Sperm, Birth, Babies, and Families

There used to be a type of diamond black licorice made by Heide, they were bought out by Hershey and I think the licorice was discontinued. Is there any other licorice that's similar?

This site has so much licorice there's gotta be something close: http://www.licoriceinternational.com/


I heard you mention something about boycotting a propane tank company recently but I didn't hear the whole thing... what was that about?

Blue Rhino did a survey for the best grilling towns recently and none of our cities were on the list of 100 best cities so Dwyer said to boycott Blue Rhino. Nothing offical or serious so don't worry.

 

May 18, 2007

Everyday in the QC Times they list Bankruptcies and Liens. On Tuesday this week they listed a local company that owed Uncle Sam $4.9 MILLION dollars. My question - how do you get that far behind in taxes? And What will happen to this company?

No body knew the answer to this but we figure that when the IRS showed up and asked them about this money the company president said "It's none of your BUSINESS!!"

I have been trying to find your MySpace page for both of you and if Beth
has one? Can you give me the links to find them?

They're all listed at the bottom on the main page but here are the links again:
Dwyer's MySpace     Michaels' MySpace     Beth's MySpace

 

I dont remember who it was that a few weeks ago said that his dad approached him with a budget that he wanted him to take advantage of. It was said that it was hard but worth it if you could stick to the budget. I need to do a budget because I'm in need of some serious financial help. Could you either post the budget on the web site or email back to me so I can get to work on it? Thanks guys!

It was Bill who was talking about the *cash only* budget where you budget out your month and instead of using your debit card or check book you pay cash for everything. Makes you think more each time you hand over bills instead of just swiping the plastic each time you see something you want.


Marilyn Manson made sure his girlfriend Evan Rachel Wood became the highest paid actress in music video history for her sex scenes with him in new promo Heart-Shaped Glasses.


How fast can you drive over the speed limit without getting a ticket?

The're usually not gonna bug you for a few over but watch out more towards the end of the month or around holiday weekends. Bill says that a State Trooper once informed him that on the interstate "9 you're fine, 10 you're mine". A caller says that you can get away with 5% over the limit for variations in speedometers due to tire inflation, wind, etc.


Who has purchased a vehicle from All-American Auto Center? I traded in my car which still had a balance on the loan for a new car. The lot was supposed to *take care of* the balance on the loan on my old car they've closed now and I ended up with 2 car payments.

People are supposed to contact the DOT or the Attorney General's Office. Here's a new story on it:


What's up with Dan Burrich? When are we gonna get some sports news?

Our best answers are "None of your business!" and "he's on assignment"

 

May 11, 2007

We have 2 children trying to sell homes and they aren't selling. I wanted
to let them know about burying the St. Joseph statue, but can't remember all
the details. I know a while back you had that info on your web site, but I can't find it now. Could you please explain where to bury, etc.

Okay, you can buy the statue at pretty much any religious supply store. Once you have the statue you bury it in the front yard. Bury it upside down with the statue facing the street A(or just away from the house). When the house sells you dig up the statue up and place it in your new house. A little more info here and a link to buy online:
www.stjosephstatue.com


What's the one-hander thing all about? I've heard you refer to it but I either missed the original show or haven't seen the show it's from.

That's trucker talk for when you pass a car with a good lookin' woman in it. Keep one hand on your shifter and... one hand on your shifter, if you know what we mean.


When are you guys going to drop the Jjeep?

Unfortunately we are having a small liability issue which has put the Jeep Drop on hold.


I was wondering if anyone knew what was the deal with the truck on the
platform that is out on the Mississippi River near the I-74 bridge towards the Bettendorf side? It has moved around, but for the most part it's been near the middle of the river.

A company called Terracon is doing test boring in the river bottom at the proposed locations of the piers that would support the new I-74 bridge, if and when it's built.


Whatever happened to that radio program called Beaker Street that was on 1090 AM years ago?

Wiki has some good information about it: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beaker_Street



Where can you find those St. Bernard dog kegs?

eBay usually has 'em www.ebay.com or check out these sites:
http://www.sover.net/~newfvt/index.html
http://www.altrec.com/shop/detail/16874/?orderconfirm


On new cars, why is there always a dot on one of the headlights like someone just marked it with a sharpy or something?

A caller said that her husband works in the Quad Cities for a business that goes around to dealerships and touches up cars before they are sold. In order to mark the cars that need to be touched up, they will put a sticker or some type of mark on the car's headlight. Then the guys know to fix any scratches or dents in that car.


What's it mean when you find pink flamingos in your front yard? I found 2 in my yard to other day and I have no idea where they came from.

A caller said that it means that it's your turn to throw a party for the neighbors!


I want to find out the value of some coins I have, where can I take them?

Boyd's on Locust Street (Davenport, IA)
Days Gone By Antiques (Burlington, IA)

 

May 4, 2007

I am going to my first Cubs game soon so I was wondering where is the best place to park?

Wrigley has no parking so you have to just find a lot in the area. The neighborhoods all around have street parking but it is permit only for the residents so you will get a hefty ticket or get towed if you leave your car in front of someone's house. Dwyer says most of the businesses around the area use their lots for parking during the games but get ready to shell out $20 and possibly wait a long time to get out of the lot after the game if you are parked in.

Brandy went to a concert at The Metro recently and she parked at a little lot right across from the theater for $12. Not sure if they raise the prices for Cubs game or not but it is only like 2 blocks from Wrigley. The lot is for the little restuarant: Wrigleyville Dog (3735 N Clark St., Chicago, IL) You can give 'em a call to check about parking in advance (773) 296-1500.

Another option is to park at O'Hare and take the Metra in to the ballpark.


How much did US Cellular have to pay for the naming rights to the US Cellular Center?

Word is that they are paying $2.1 million a year for 10 years.


In the early 80's, my dad used to buy spearmint gum with green gel inside. The gum was square, sea foam green, and really soft. I can't remember the name of it, I think it started with a V, but I'm not sure. I was wondering if it was still made and where I could buy it?

Freshen-up is still made but it could have been Chewels or Tidal Wave but they are not produced anymore
O'Ryans
Candy Addict


I want to get a hockey jersey framed but I am afraid that it's gonna cost more than the jersey, is there any place I should go for a good deal?

Dwyer said if you want it done right it's going to cost the same as the jersey or more. The cheap option you could do is to buy a ready-made frame and make the jersey fit it if you don't want a custom made one.


I got an new Victoria's Secret advertisement showing Sexy Little Things "cheeky panties". They look really cute but I wanted to know if Beth had any experience with this style and if they are any good?

Yes, Beth bought a pair and they were horrible! She then bought the knock-off of at Walmart.... much better!

 

April 27, 2007

The the phrase "long time caller, first time listener" is always funny to hear but I realized I don't know what it's from. Was it in a movie or a TV show or where did it come from?

Someone called in one morning who really was a first time caller and they wanted to tell us that but they were pretty nervous being on the air and said it backwards by mistake, then the next 3 people who called said it too to poke fun and it just stuck after that.


Okay, this is pretty vauge but there is some TV show called Wanted I believe, and I can't figure out who the guy is in it, he's in a band though.

It's Josey Scott from Saliva who was on Wanted


Do any of you wear those Crocs shoes, and why are they so popular?

Michaels' son wears them much to his dismay. The general consensus in the studio is that they're incredibly fugly but apparently lots of people think they are very comfortable.